What is your biggest current problem anon? Are you hopeless?

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>>722834397
my biggest problem is OP making shit threads

i'm out of mtn dew and chicken tendies

borderline alcoholic without self cofidence.

not hopeless yet, but probably soon

My biggest problem is that every time I go on a first date I have to make a move as in try to kiss her. And it hasn't worked for a while and I think I scare them off.

Yesterday I went out with the most beautiful girl in the world. And we got kind of drunk and I tried to kiss her but she turned away. I told her that I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world (and I wasn't lying) and she just giggled and I held her hands and told her I was serious and that I wanted to see her again and she said maybe.

God damn I don't know why I always come too strong with this shit. I think it's just my personality that I have to let a girl know I'm into her.

>>722834397
Debt

>>722834556
The mtn dew part is a catastrophe

In need of a job.

>>722834397
Trying to make money selling shit on Amazon.

>Am I hopeless.
No just impatient AF

>>722834397
Financing this stripper to come stay with me, recently broke up with my last gf n met this smokin hot bitch online.
>confirmed via FaceTime is not fatneckbeard
She's cool n in school for psychology but she wants to come stay with me.
>I'm in Colorado and she's in illinois. Supposedly would only cost around a hundred bucks but I got a gut feeling something seems off about the whole thing.
>tldr stripper wants my nuts n I'm too sceptical to fly her out

>>722834881
then i bet ur problem is income tax

45 years old still shitposting on /b

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>>722834556
Did you run out of GB points? Tell that bitch mom what's what by shitting yourself at dinner n that should get you enough points for Dew n tendies

Needs to get laid by a crazy girl, I heard they are the best in bed.

>>722834904
Fuck that, you dont have to pay taxes if you own your own business. Shits just moving slower than Id like, but I just gotta give it time.

>>722834633
Too much effort man, tell her you're serious but then don't do anything. That'll usually win em over

My girlfriend killed herself but it's not setting in just yet

>>722835022
Nice dubz

Ulcerative Culitis is being a bitch for the past 6 months. I hardly eat because I'll have to shit, I hardly sleep because I have to shit, when I shit it hurts. No energy because of lack of sleep and food. Can't travel because I have to be near a toilet at all times just to feel safe.
Had to temporarily quit my study because of it, can't find a proper job because of it, neglecting my friends because of it.
Soon I'm meeting with a surgeon to remove the colon because all medication up until now failed.
Living day by day, waiting for the day to be over. Just to repeat this shit fest, literally.

>>722835066
What a hell having to shit and not being able to enjoy it.

>>722834560
you must be me

i need to get out of my job
i hate retail pharmacy

>>722834980
>you dont have to pay taxes if you own your own business
please elaborate

I have an irritable bowel, this is made a lot worse by anixity, im not a social autist or anything as its my job to talk to people. The fear of not being able to use the toilet to throw a turd makes me mad fucking anxious, thus in turn making my ibs worse, making my anixity worse...its just a vicious cycle...ammi fuckrd? I realise its just a head game

>>722834980
Don't have to pay? What? Yeah of you want irs in your pocket book for rest of your life

>>722834397
Im getting old. Im 29 and starting to get wrinkles. I know its vain but it still sucks

>>722834397
Money...

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>>722835154
As a business owner youre in a different tax category. Read this book, then a bunch more business books and study accounting if you really wanna learn...

>>722834946
At least you got to 45 yo. I'm 31 almost 32 and I highly doubt I'll make it to 33.

Too much bad luck, mistakes (I'm shit), negative environment/country.

>>722834397
I seem to have a fear of intimacy.

Dunno how to feel.

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I'm just fat, man. Like, sure there are other problems like loans, relationships, and all the shit everyone faces but fuck me am I a fat fuck.

Used to be fit, it sort of just rolled downhill, too much comfort food, and I guess I would probably say I have a heavy food addiction.

>go to a gym
Yeah, I would, I just don't have that confidence for it, like I feel like I would draw too much attention to myself.

>>722835523
You can work out at home, get some dumbbelss and do pull-ups.

As time goes by I wonder about a girl.
We are getting closer again...

I guess my only problem is waiting.

Compared to being urethrally sounded as a child against my will by my own mother as an infant.....
Not bad.

>>722835630
just why?

and im not asking about the girl

>>722835523
No ones looking at the fat unnatractive guy at the gym..trust me, no one. Theyre looking at the hot girl squatting or the buff guy wishing they were him. Lower that ego. If anyone does look at you they think, good hes in a gym, hes doing somthing about it.

These threads are depressing. Most of you guys are nice, you were worthy enough to be active in life to be exposed to problems as taxes or loans. I'm so pathetic I don't have such problems because I basically have nothing and achieved nothing (and it's too late for me).

Yeah, it's my fault, I'm shit, yeah, yeah... Wish i could make you understand it wasn't entirely my fault, but you know what, at least death will be my friend.

>>722835696
You'd have to ask her.

>Answering to both. God knows I have no answers about women.

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>>722834397
we are fucked

>>722835751
>>722835630
+ Mental illness.
I'm trying.
You aren't.

>>722834397
Addicted to opiates. I spent about $80 a week on heroin. Thank god i deliver pizza so i get cash from tips every night

>>722834397
When I sneeze I piss my pants.

>>722834397
dead end job unrelated to my degree.

>>722835771
this
i'm lucky to live in the most nationalist country in Europe though so at least it'll be delayed here a couple of years

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>no gf

>>722835831
A day*

>>722835802
You're probably American... In America you can always try.

>>722835498
I guess it depends on your age. The world doesn't seem to settle in until you are about 30 with hopefully a good enough job to afford your own living space and without any school debt.

I mean back when people would just be able to start their life at 18 was that tale of people getting into very serious relationships at a young age.

Me? I sort of hate it. Been with a girl for 4 years, and I mean I love her and all that, but there isn't the sort of stories I'm going to have about traveling somewhere and just being sort of free and not bound to someone else.

It's gotten to the point where I could be out enjoying myself, and be massively flirted on by a cute chick and immediately feel guilty to go further because of my care for my girlfriend.

>>722835019
I'm going to wait like 4 days to apporach her again and maybe ask for a second date.

We did have a great time and god damn we had so much in common. 3 hours went by like water and I'm ready for a committed relationship.

That's actually how I got the first date. In Valentine's I told her I was serious on going out with her because I've been trying casually to get a date.

>>722835902
I'm choosing to be something.
I hear voices and Everytime I hear a child cry I think of things I will tell no one and take to my grave.
I can, so I do.

>>722834397

I'm slowly dying, I'm happy for each day I get to wake up... Shit sucks though.

>>722836025
oh man, really sorry to hear that.
care to elaborate on your condition?

>>722835868
>Romania?

>>722835620
I have been pushing to do more workouts at home, I feel like the progress has not been really made just by my heavy food addiction. It's that lack of willpower, the urges to eat, and that same lack of willpower that makes me not want to progress. I was diagnosed with chronic depression and told to stay on a high dosage antidepressant a few years back. I mean they say that it's suppose to help with willpower and energy to do work, but fuck me if it doesn't help but instead just block shit out of my head.

>>722835923
I think that's your best bet, I'd recommend perhaps being a little bit more casual about the whole thing tho. It's easy to be eager for a good relationship but if you put too much pressure on her or any aspect it can scare her off. When you approach her so so with an open mindset with out setting what your expectations are or what your intentions are. You can still give off the wrong impression without saying anything so just play it cool n try to have a good time with her n leave it at that

>>722835136
>retail pharmacy
Let's talk areas that are ripe for automation - you'll be leaving one way or another in the next 5-10 years, max.

>>722836054

I'm just not getting sick dubs is all....Lung cancer actually. Been struggling with chemo for about yr and a half now. I was suppose to be dead by the age of 29, I been dragging along enough, that if all goes well, I will see my 30th bday in a few weeks.

>>722836221
I also have chronic depression (since 2003 but I think it has always been there) and I've been told here that I should have taken meds to heal me but I guess not everyone can be healed. So maybe not taking them wasn't so bad.

I'm about to kill myself soon but for some reason I found courage to start working out (started last june). It doesn't make sense but I do it, I guess it's false hope...

With this I'm just wishing you good luck and you find your motivation as well.

>>722834397
I was a fucking dumbass little bitch boy and I let my decent car die.

Then my milquetoast of a dad got me to buy his friends car and the thing sounds and smells like a piece of shit

I used work in a restaurant preparing meals for hundreds of people a day and my mom said I need to get a real job and make a contribution to society

now I am a professional butt wiper and I change diapers and watch TV with retards who don't have the presence of mind to grasp their own mortality and my mother thinks this is somehow more important.

I haven't gotten laid in 2 years

I want to try working for Uber but I'M TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING LITTLE BITCH to get a loan for a newer car

thanks for listening

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>>722836063
Poland, just please don't tell the sandniggers

>>722836359
sorry dude, you probably deserve life more than some of us...

>>722836359
i don't even know what to say; whoever you are and wherever you are, just know that there's an anon out there (me) that wants you to stay strong

I am addicted to porn and I am getting married soon. I really need to stop - I can't set up a new life with this overhanging addiction. Just good to get it out there.

>>722835523
I used to be a regular gym goer, and the only thing I'd think when I saw fat people was 'cool, at least they're trying'

>>722835716
It's not like an ego complex, or at least I don't think it is. It's just that lack of inner confidence and lack of willpower to proceed. I sort of hoped to just save up money and get a personal trainer to just push me over the hurdles and force me to do better.

Plus fuck me, I don't want to be one of those like snapchat pictures of some fat guy overexerting himself at the gym and some white girls laughing about it. Like that sort of media bashing shit is everywhere, and hell I laugh at it all the time but would know if I was in that position it would hit me like a ton of bricks mentally.

>>722835771
They don't exactly look downtrodden

>>722836402
Keep strong dude - every morning say FUCK YOU to depression and know that it will never defeat you. You're stronger than you know and you will beat the fuck out of it.

>>722836467

Don't need to be sorry. First it's scary, you slowly start to accept it. A lot of ppl find god amd that helps a lot with accepting your fate. I didn't find god, I did accept that I was gonna die.

Now instead of fearing death, I'm thinking of fucked up shit to do. Kinda want to get a bunch of helium ballons, dress up like superman and go up into the sky a couple thousand feet, jump from it and plummet back down to earth.

Do it in like new york, so better chances of landing in front of ppl.

23 year old kissed virgin NEET, More than anything just want a girlfriend (one that I could fuck preferably) then get a job.

>>722836718
ahaha you crazy fuck, that would be amazing

>>722836671
Thank you, I really appreciate your words, and I'm not saying this just to be polite.

>>722836718
I hope you're joking, I don't know what to think anymore. Anyway, I hope you get what you want just in case your story is true. Stay strong until your last seconds.

Anxiety/Social
Was at my best early last year. Came back and
went downhill in August. And I have been on edge ver since. I go back to uni on Monday. And it's currently worse than it was when I was at uni last year. Trying to not think about it, because I can't let it interfere with my studies.
The usual overthinking
>can't even go into a public place without feeling constant dread. Especially having to order lunch
>reduced to eating my lunch in the car park/delivery area at work
>ahwellgetoveroverit.webm

>>722836749
Reverse that order and you should succeed, bro.

>>722836359
Keep going, man,
Really.
Drunk as shit. Got an awesome gf, good job doing what I love (I edit movie trailers!) and generally enjoy life but get down on myself pretty often. I cant even imagine what you've gone through / going through, but stay strong. I really, really hope for the best for you, anon.
You're inspiring, to say the least.

>>722836962
I agree.

I made the mistake of not starting by my studies and work and now I just realized my problem wasn't my face but my mind.

Hope the other anon rectify in time, he's younger than me a lot.

I'm a drug addict and an alcoholic, zero friends and no social life. Completely unsuccessful at everything. No will to live.

>>722836785

Ppl always think about how they want to die. Yeah its nice to think about dying, being surrounded by ppl that care for you when it happens. When you're finally on that clock, know that soon it will happen....that idea of dying with my family and friends around me is slowly going. I rather go in a way that made ppl talk about it.

At least I get a lot of dank weed from all this.

>>722837096
Gotta start somewhere, man.
You may never do anything great, but at least do something.

>>722836962
>>722837058
Thanks fellow anons, I'll keep trying.

>>722836572
I understand that the message being spread is
> I go to gym, I see fat guys, and man are they doing their best, godspeed fat fucker

But it doesn't change the impression I feel from just the strangers of idling eyes. It's almost like paranoia. I feel uncomfortable being fat in like everyday situations that I just force myself to subject to.

>Sit down in public area, feel fat and uncomfortable
>walk a long stretch of a populated hall or street with no one, feel fat, awkward, and uncomfortable
>wearing clothing in a public area, feel fat and uncomfortable, like I'm some sort of gelatinous molding blob that is sinking into the pockets of his own clothing.

I guess ultimately what I need is that idle distraction for myself while there or something that gives me the mentality of being comfortable like I am when I am alone. I would go work out with a friend or get a friend to help me but mostly I just have those friends you are connected to because of a mutual reason. Like work buddies or school buddies. Like everyone has their life and are living in it and fuck me if I want to interrupt that for the trivial reason of entertaining me while I squat like some sort of fat fucking king on a throne.

>>722836749
Try and socialize, be honest with yourself and keep going. Maintain your sense of self but be willing to adapt and accept criticism.

>>722834560
Don't blame it on the beer, bobby

>>722837367
Thanks for the advice.

>>722837037
>>722836865
>>722836529

First it's easy to stay strong. First you fight with every thing you got...over time though, it really begins to weigh heavy on you. The other week I decided to stop chemo therapy and just enjoy the time I have left.

>>722837366
suck it up and go, man.
Sure you might be noticed, but who cares?
people are there to do their own thing, not ogle you.
You have nothing to lose.
I always told my gf when we started to lift to love the suck.
It is going to suck, but you decide how long that suck lasts.

I'm trying to find a nice small apartment for myself in a run down area. Problem is nobody makes the small ones nice and they are all cheap, it's 'buy a mansion or we wont even bother to fit the carpets'.

>>722834633
You fool! You're not supposed to give a shit about them and show them who's boss and beat the fuck out of their pussy and you should be the guy that when your baby girl goes out to party she's partying with a playa... If you think you gonna find love homie ill fuck your girl at your house homie don't trust bitches

>>722835066
Wow I hope you'll be all good homie that's hell

>>722836334
no fucking doubt... i already feel like a robot.
this robot model will be based on me

>>722837492
Movie trailer guy:
if you're ready, then you're ready and I have nothing but respect for that.
That takes a lot of will. A lot of bravery.
Do what you feel is right, man.

Inspiring, nonetheless.
I asked my grandmother on her deathbed if she had a good life and she smiled and said: of course I did. And was so happy to be reminded of all that. that good thing that was now coming to a close.
Anon, I hope you have some good things to remember.
All the best.

>>722837475
Sounds vague, I know, but really appraise yourself.
Its only up from there.

>>722834980
>you dont have to pay taxes if you own your own business
if i had a $ every time i heard that phrase being said unironically i wouldn't have any money problems

>>722836639
Some people have a weird impression of the third world, like it's a small African tribe from the 80s with straw hut houses.

They have nice mobile phones, the same clothes (usually London style jackets), almost the same fast food, coffee shops, ice cream shops etc. It's not that they are extremely poor, it's the fact that bombs started falling from the sky.

>>722835523
Do some cocaine for a little and once you are a little addicted you never touch the drug again surround yourself with people who don't have it and then try working out again, I guess when you work out you'll have similar effect to cocaine and since you loved it you'll try working out more an if not.... Then you're just a fat fuck

>>722835523
go outside and start walking
no need for a gym

clearing your mind is a very important part of an exercise routine


walk walk walk

track your progress

after 2-3 months start jogging + walking

after a while you will be just jogging
(no need to speed run, just make sure only one foot is on the ground at a time)

work your way up to health

you're welcome


ps: dont eat pizza, burgers or drink beer (at least for a while)

>>722834397
I'm smart enough to and have the resources to be certified in a field I'm trying to follow, though I don't have the energy and or simply too lazy to re-study material so I can sit already payed for exams. :/

>>722837839
Lol I dunno if that's the best advice...
I'm on coke right now and am not addicted by any stretch but I think you mean seek out some kind of rush.
coke is fun af but I wouldn't go getting addicted to anything...

>>722836558
there is no such thing as addiction to porn

you are a man with testosterone

it's just your whoremones talking


sex is perfectly natural and normal

you will NOT stop watching porn after getting married

because its PERFECTLY NORMAL to do so


Men have been jerking to porn forever, check out the Venus Of Villendorf ... these guys made a doll to jerk off too


until your testosterone tapers down you will never feel relief from this, deal with it, live with it

embrace it

>>722835909
Just break up with her if you're still playing games with all that marriage crap she's your girlfriend right? Not your wife I mean unless you wanna have a family shit

>>722837975
this:
I lived with my gf for years and never stopped watching porn
Its just a different experience

>>722834633

life is not a fairy tale

but these are good attempts at trying things

dont lose the confidence, bitches love that

they also love money and attention


basically dont stahp what you're doing, although take it easy on the "most beautiful girl" cheese stuff

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>>722834397
physical health

>>722834397

I am not sure if I am crazy.

I have very very vivid dreams about the future, mostly they are very specific scenarios we very specific people. Such as standing outside of a bar I have never been to, and having someone I haven't seen in 8 years running into me.

So many of these scenes have played out exactly as I dreamed. Down to short conversations.

The problem is, they are often mixed in with dreams so it is hard to tell what is real and what is not.

So I started drinking to not dream.

>>722834397
>broken rib
>the flu
It's pretty agonizing, but not hopeless.

>>722837951
You gonna have to workout or not man it's not gonna cut it you either do it or not you can change your future yourself not any of us idiots here

>>722834397
Thinking of Starting something with v again. She looked so hot yesterday, fuck.

But she needs to do therapy first.

And I'm afraid it's gonna affect my other relationship (polyamorous).

>>722838115
>take it easy on the "most beautiful girl" cheese stuff

this

Be you, but dont lay it on so thick.
You cant fake your way through a relationship, so be you to an extent, but also think about the other persons perspective...
too much too soon can be a turn off

>>722837366
If that helps in any way, I look at the fat guys the same way I look at the rusty classic cars: with sadness and hope that they return to their best shape one day. I'm not the only one for sure.

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I am a functioning drug addict. I have my own place, a good job and a loving family.

I constantly fear, and literally have nightmares about my loved ones figuring out about my drug problems. I am scared that I will never be able to get completley sober, I want to but I know I'm not ready. I'm scared that because of my issues I will never meet a good girl, and raise a family like I've always wanted. There are only two males in my family that can carry on our name, me being one.

I've never done anything terrible to get my drug(s), and I make.enoug money to support my habit and live decently, but that doesn't stop me from feeling like a piece of shit junkie. As no family or friends know, I havent a soul to vent to.

Just thinking about the disappointment and shame I'd bring my family if they found out haunts me, it haunts me and scares me to death. The thought that they would never look at me the same, or worse, kick me out of their lives.

I love my family, I need them.

>>722838256
Definitely agree on that... I was just skeptical about getting a substance abuse problem to facilitate a more active lifestyle, lol.

>>722837568
nigger detected

>>722838340
this
I dont care what they look like now... they obviously want to change and if I'm at the gym I'm seeking some kind of change as well, so in that regard we have something in common.

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>>722834397
>failed college
>no job
>social anxiety disorder, ocd, major depressive disorder and bipolar 2. no access to meds anymore
>gender dysphoria , basically i want to transition but i have nobody to support me
>no bf/gf/whatever, lonely af
>abused and bullied my whole life
>my foster adoptive parents won't let me move out because they tell me to take care of them cuz they're gonna die within the next few years
>if i go out they tell me i do drugs and stuff and get really aggressive.

>>722837514
>suck it up and go, man.
Yeah, I know. Like I know just say fuck it and go do it, but I think it's just the knot of anxiety to push myself through. Like I have the will to wake up, talk to people, sit in required things to live and I feel like that willpower or drive is just lost after that. And yeah, I get it, you do that and more and so do many others and look at them they are doing fine, but boy do I wish I could just do the same, it's this invisible wall that just keeps knocking me down and I feel trapped.

>Sure you might be noticed, but who cares?

The shit part is, I do. Like I know you don't, but I do. I mean there isn't much you can hold onto for your own mental image and confidence but I don't want to lose that last shred of it by being mocked or made fun of by the people who are silently thinking to themselves. I care too much about what people think, and yeah I get that I shouldn't but it's not like someone just saying that cures me of the problem.

>I always told my gf when we started to lift to love the suck. It is going to suck, but you decide how long that suck lasts.

I like that ideology, I understand to that. That first hurdle is the hardest, and I can't even get on the fucking track. That's my problem. Like I still gotta get my shoes tied and prep before even starting this theoretical hurdles race.

Though, I have been trying to make the fight to go a bit easier by trying to suppress my heavy food addiction. Like only keeping certain items of food in my apartment. Hell I have been basically living off those "slim shakes" for a month with one real meal a day like the box suggests. I don't have much of an area to cook since it is one of those housing apartments, and I basically share one kitchen with 3 floors and 12 other residents, but I am trying to do my best for being healthy and try not to get enticed with my food addiction.

>>722838348
Be the drug dealer not the drug user and stick to weed.. simple

>>722834397
A million curses.
I'm not hopeless, my problem has been getting conquered and I've got rocking out to look forward to.

>>722837725

My life could of been better in younger yrs. My parents were hardcore abusive drunks. My late teens and through out my early and mids 20s. It was def a good ride for that.

I'm just upset that I couldn't help out more ppl. Oh well, that's life.

>>722838396
Vatos locos forever eyyy

>>722838380
A lot of boxers have done that thought before they used drugs and boxed just get on it man it's probably hard but you'll get laid more too

>>722834633
>God damn I don't know why I always come too strong with this shit. I think it's just my personality that I have to let a girl know I'm into her.
I'm exactly the opposite. Sometimes I come on too strong platonically but I'm repressed romantically because I'm expecting girls don't love me.

>>722838538
You shouldn't have gotten trapped to going to college man then you just stay with everything they didn't pay just go out and have fun fuck what they say? Just take care of them in some way either paying someone to bathe them and that's it

>>722838641
Drug dealing is a negative my friend, I don't like being incarcerated.

I don't enjoy weed. I'm way past that point anyways, I need my drugs or I will go into crippling withdrawals and I have no one to blame but myself.

>>722838555
Good steps. The best thing you can do is make changes tyou can maintain basically forever.
That sounds so crazy, but small things add up.
Just start tweaking shit. Eating better. Moving a little more.
Then you'll be ready. I can tell you to do it, but you have to be ready. In time you will be.

Try not to be too drastic. Think about things you can sustain for years. Living off slim shakes? Doubtful. Going a little lighter at every meal? Much easier.
You'll get there, man. Just go with it. Look up shit like simplefit, learn to cook basic foods, etc.
It will take time, but by then you'll already be a new man.

>>722838785
Just don't give a fuck and use a condom!! Don't lie though you can still fuck plenty of bitches at the same time and tell the truth always

>>722838735
Lol not the guy needing advice-- I'm currently on coke as I type this.

>>722838886

You're such a waste to human life.

>>722839000

Diet or regular?

>>722839105
Regular

>>722838886
If drug dealing is so negative why are you supporting a habit that keeps making business?
You a crack head mane real Gs know what's up in this game with weed it's not no hippie shit it's something great and I do drugs all the time too but I quit heroin and all that shit

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>>722839105
This kind of coke

>>722839000
Fuckin junkie ha lol

>>722834397
To be able to provide for my family and give them the things they need. Shits tough when I don't mind working a shit ton but they want to be able to see me. It's not too hopeless I guess.

>>722839156
Nah man. If people are into that, fine, but that's not the coke I'm talking about.

>>722837845
I like this advice. I guess if I can subject myself to the outside world already, I should just keep on walking until I can at least build up a better self-confidence to tackle a gym.

>ps: dont eat pizza, burgers or drink beer (at least for a while)
Sometimes I wish it were an easy feat to avoid food for me. I feel like a meal isn't finished until I hate myself for eating it somedays. I could eat a whole medium pizza for dinner and feel like the scum of the earth afterward.

Sometimes I think I should pick up smoking or even just a vape so I could break the habit of stuffing my mouth with shit.

>>722839085
What makes you so great, if I may ask?

I work, have my own place, make damn decent money to afford everything I want or need. I just have a drug problem, and it sucks.

How does that make me a bad person?

>>722839198
I'm not a junkie in the least.
Its a drug I do exclusively on the weekends.

>>722839273
Try chewing gum and drinking alot of water. Drinking water helps curb your appetite. Gum will help with that oral fixation. Or start sucking dicks whatever you want.

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>>722839154
I go to a methadone clinic so I'm buying from legal drug dealers, because that's all they are.

As far as benzos go, I usually buy RC's online, which once again arent scheduled by the FDA and are completely legal.

Alcohol is also legal.

>>722839326
It doesn't make you a bad person man you just have to remind yourself how these drugs got into your town and it's purpose... To destroy families it's a war weapon

>>722839377
That's chill white whore is a rich man's drug, remember that

>>722839273
Food is really the biggest thing: think about drinking 400 calories (like a milkshake or something) then thing about burning those calories...
An hour on a treadmill to burn off something that took less than 5 minutes to enjoy?
Easier to just skip that stuff and save those kinda foods for special occasions.
Do calisthenics or whatever -- just make movement something routine.

>>722838019
> unless you wanna have a family shit

I think I would in the future. I mean sometimes you really don't know.

It isn't that I don't love her that I would want to break up with her, I brought up the whole rejecting girls that I would definitely fuck just to say that I would love to still have those experiences and all that, but ultimately love my girlfriend and have a great relationship.

What I'm trying to say is, commitment is hard, especially at a young age, and for myself I wish I had just met my girlfriend while I was older, just so I had that extra time to just explore and do those different things without having to think about another.

Intimacy is sort of that delicate thing, its that early lust that creates a sort of foundation for a relationship. I say if you are young, don't be like me and just keep going and doing stupid shit. Once you get older, that intimacy that turns to commitment will go a lot more smoothly.

>>722839583
It definitely is.
I recently got a raise, but even after that I think about how fun it really is... the answer is not that fun, tbh,
Worth the $60 - $70 a week?
Probably not.
Twice a month? Sure.

>>722839513
Those are the biggest drug dealers out there man they're the first people to start shit there's a difference between natural drugs and drugs if it weren't for the pharmaceuticals giving drugs for people to get addicted heroin, would be a cheaper high

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my biggest problems is that my tenant isn't paying his rent. He talked me into renting to him instead of selling the place, and 6 months in he is making me feel like a fool for not paying Jan and Feb rent. Gonna evict his ass at the end of the month if he does not pay.

>>722839326

Nothing makes me great. I'm just a man who is dying from a disease. So I spend a lot of my time looking upon the world, seeing what ppl are doing in it. Doesn't matter if you work, make good money. You're still a druggie faggot, who does no good to this world. Grow the fuck up or overdose and leave the world a better place. Ppl like you that makes me happy that I'm gonna die soon, just so I don't have to deal ppl who are such a waste as space such as you.

>>722834397
I am me

>>722839592
you can just get really muscular,
I read somewhere that the resting metabolism for those ripped body builders is around 6000 calories a day, meaning they have to consume at least calories a day just to keep their body from breaking down their muscle for fuel.

>>722834397
Immigrants islamizing my continent

>>722839688
Even if you're older man you can still be fucking hoes everyday man fuck that Lubby dubby rainbow shit I'm all about drugs sex rock an roll and I'm gonna die like a g fuck all that kick my casket to the river that's how I'm going out but it's your life man I'm just telling you don't save these hoes good luck

>>722839691
You should try acid and I would say don't be doing cocaine if you get like $475 that some crack shit cocaine is a bitch it can make you rich mane in the game

>>722839798
But remember it took them *years* to get the level of muscularity they're at.
Not to mention tons of performance enhancing drugs.
Dont justify yourself with lofty goals-- make mini goals you can actually accomplish.

>>722838348
what drug man?

the way you're talking about it makes me think krokodil or heroin, but im guessing its something like addreall or xanax?

just curious what you're hooked on

>>722839747
You got HIV??

>>722839539
This is why Im keeping this struggle away from my family, I don't want to ruin the great relations we have.

For you to say I'm a waste of human life is steep. As I previously stated, I have never once done anything illegal or hurt anyone to obtain the drugs I needed/wanted.

I have a dog that I adopted, I love him so much and do everything to make him happy. To him I'm not a waste. To my family who have no clue about my use, I'm not a waste of life. They love me and I love all of them also.

I have a serious problem and I know that, but that makes me a waste of human life?

>>722839950
Agreed

>>722839950
>But remember it took them *years* to get the level of muscularity they're at.
a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

>>722840054
What drug you blasting then

>>722839437
>Or start sucking dicks whatever you want
Hey man, If I was a faggot and looked well enough (not sure if attractiveness has much to play on for doing blowjobs in the gay community) to gurgle on some dicks, I probably would do that to deal with the oral fixation.

I never thought of just chewing gum all the time, so I might try that out, see how that works, but I have been at least trying to drink a lot of water. I try to make an effort to drink at least 4 bottles a day. Sometimes I manage 7, so I think I am making that progress.

>>722840117
But surely you get my point?
Its easier to feel defeated if you don't make it to the moon, vs shooting for something more realistic along the way then building upon that.
Anon could def reach bodybuilder-level size, but that's not the immediate goal; its seeing his / her waist size shrink or gaining some mass, etc

>>722838340
Hearing people at least have that sympathy is good. It's hard to know what a community will look at you like, and at least dudes in the gym are a bit nicer than what I expected. Though it is hard to change that ideology, I always imagine it as a pseudo macho house with dudes waiting to give you that cold eyeing feeling to others who are not in a certain shape and are trying to enter their community. I know, it's a stupid mentality but I guess I'm a paranoid fat fuck.

>>722834633
Stop dating, just meet girl on a regular basis at places,hang out, go running, cooking watching movie together, create a bond, have some drinks, then try to kiss her. 70% chance you get rejected because she thought you were a friend, 30% chance you have a partner for life. Classic dating is history.

>>722834397
Crippling depression

>>722839273
work your way up!

you dont really need a gym, trust me, just do your thing outside

put on headphones, shut out the world, do your thing

move your arms -- walking + running is an all around body exercise -- move your arms, get the blood flowing , you will see it pay off

with food -- use it as a REWARD mechanism

if you worked out hard today, allow yourself a bit of a reward -- not too much

you have to establish mental discipline

whenever you are hungry, drink water, DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF HOWEVER

try to occupy your mind, walk walk walk


most important thing is find things that motivate you and push you to go outside

Tracking your progress with an application is a great idea, and will also motivate you

>>722840030
Started on painkillers, y'know 5-10 mg hydros. Than I found Roxi's (30 mg oxycontin pills). At first I was the weekend warrior, sober mon-fri as it usually starts. Than you cheat, you have a bad day and pop one on a wedsnday. Than you start popping them on the weekends and every wedsnday.

Next thing I know I'm taking 2, 3 maybe 4 a day and I'm all out, in withdrawals and have 10$ in my bank account and have 2 weeks til I get paid again. That's when I decided to give the methadone clinic a try.

>>722840544
Def. overthinking.
Get in there. Mess up. Make friends. Or not. but just do *something.*

Existential crisis robbing me of any will or motivation that I used to have. Success seems like a mute concept in an infinite and indifferent universe where every trace of us absolutely will vanish one day. If people generally come out of an existential crisis either accepting of the nihilism of living or so crushed that they can't bare to live then where does that leave me? I don't want to die. I'm not really depressed by the thought. It's relieving almost. It doesn't matter and we're radically free. What do I do though? We live in a time where it's near impossible to strike out and live your own life without owing someone. We live our entire lives within concept based economic and social structures that have no concrete or tangible basis to them other than being a means of organizing people in a productive way. How do you step outside of that and stop playing the game without dying or being a bum? Get rich enough to buy your freedom from the world? It's like being trapped your whole life.

>>722840547
No man, she has to KNOW in the first 2 dates that I'm interested in her romantically otherwise it won't get far and friendzone is achieved. It has happened to me that's why I do this instead.

>>722838891
>Try not to be too drastic
Yeah I tried one time to say that in order to make a change in my life, I was going to do a keto diet, but then had like a mini breakdown day 3 when I just couldn't afford the time and money it takes to prep these meals. If I had like some sort of personal cook, I would definitely do that sort of shit.

> Living off slim shakes? Doubtful

Yeah I get that. I just like to think it helps curb my desire for those chocolate or creamy foods that any fat fuck wants. Plus it's like perfect for not over eating because the last gulp of the shake is always shit since its like the leftover powder at the bottom of the now warm milk. It basically tastes like drinking shit sand, and immediately makes myself not want more. But will later in the day drink it again just because of that taste at the start.

>>722840630
Oxys can be filtered to shoot up the dope in it and that's why heroin is around I'm telling you to be a drug dealer not a drug user if you're risking your life that you're saying anyway

>>722835888
Thought about cold water extraction?
Might bring your costs down and help you taper off.

>>722840921
>like drinking shit sand, and immediately makes myself not want more
Totally feel you, man.
Just think small steps. Soon youll know the caloric content in those shakes and replace them with something you can sustain.
Its a process, for sure, and you're doing to fuck up, but always remember to take what is useful and discard what is not.
You'll get there. Its just gonna take some time.
Do some bodyweight squats, push ups,and pull up variations a few times a week and go figrue stuff out from there.
Look up simplefit, or some other regular Joe program that doesn't have you training like a pro bodybuilder or olympian. You're a normal dude-- train like one.

>>722841264
**going
not doing

>>722840939
I'm not trying to risk my life friend.
Hopefully sometime soon, I want to taper off the methadone enough until I'm safe to be put on Suboxone.

From there I want to start another slower taper with subs, until I'm completley off opiates.

Once again, I have a good paying job with huge opportunity to move even further up. I don't want to slang dope, good chance of being thrown away or robbed and killed.

no gf. just a wife for 20 years

>>722841337
Yea OK but if you wanna do drugs stick to weed one day man that's it

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>>722841593
I used to really enjoy weed when I was a teenager, I'm all for marijuana. I can't stand the fact that alcohol is completley legal, but weed is still illegal in most states. It's ridiculous.

I don't smoke anymore though, at some point it stopped making me feel relaxed and started doing the opposite. I wouldn't say I get 'paranoid' when I smoke it, I just feel very uncomfortable and awkward.

When I finally make the leap and get off the opiates I'll smoke a little weed for you man.

>>722839747
After reading this Im happy to know you lived a miserable life and will die alone. Fuck you for looking down on another persons honesty. People make mistakes and at least he can turn his around. I am rejoicing that you were born. Continue to suffer faggot and know society will not miss a piece of shit. Actually we won't even know your gone. So fuck off.

>>722840054
If you are keep your shit together and you have recognised you have a problem. Seek help asap. If you continue to do nothing about it your addiction will spiral out of control. Addiction can be anything: drugs, sex, money,power. You have taken the first step in recognising the issue. If you love your family you will do it for them and most importantly for yourself. Is there a family member you can confide in? Your family may already be aware of your addiction.

my biggest problem right now is ive got basic in a month then army infantry after and i dont think im fit enough.

I suffer from PE, still trying, just hoping my actual girl qont left me before i can solve this

Crush can't be my gf because her religion dictates that she cannot date someone outside her religion.
The hell should I do?

>>722835716
This exactly.
Everybody is checking out hot asses discreetly.
No body gives a shit about fat people.
Just don't carry around a gallon of fucking water.
Hate those guys.

i need money for my tooth crowns. been bulimic for 4 years, fucked my teeth up. i'm having a dentist appointment in a month. going to sell my dead grandma's wedding rind to get some extra cash.

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Teeth starting to appear a little yellowish from smoking

Hate my job, kills my social life (I work 25 hours on weekends, I'm at work now)
Smoke weed everyday
Drink too often
can't have a normal sex life because of my weird fetishes

>>722834633
Okay I'm a girl and I need to give you an advice:
girls need more than one date. jesus, give them time.
well again, maybe she just wasn't into you, maybe she didn't want to go any further, make things awkward etc. for example, I can't kiss (haven't had a bf since 2010 lol) and I wouldn't know how to react

Graduated 6 months ago and can't find a job for my degree. Starting to feel useless.

>>722834397
hpv warts. dont know how much they will appear

my glorious 8 inch dick has turned into a virus spreading shit stick thanks to my slut of an ex

>>722834397
>>722846722

Fresh out of uni and aren't motivated to get a real job

>>722834397
Sobriety

My 6/8 Necro on rotmg died, it had some decent shit and was close to 8/8

>>722846338
What type of degree

>>722835395
What shit environment/country, anon?

Why don't you think you'll get past 33? Health or something else?

>>722834397
Full blown alcoholic/addict
Nah. Although I fucked up most of my life, it's repairable.

>>722846335
it actually really depends on the girl and how comfortable they are. Social cues are a good indicator. He probably isn't aware of her body language. Most 1st dates I get a kiss.

>>722846338
i'm a shoplifter. got caught last day

>>722834397
Im fat and poor.

I have really fucked up teeth which prevents me from getting a job which prevents me from getting money which prevents me from getting my teeth fixed.

Trying to find work from home/online stuff with no luck.

> hate current job
> bust ass 50 - 60 hr / week
> fuck all for raises, bonuses, benefits
> high turnover, constantly training newbies
> job market is the shits

>>722847610
Commercial diving, there's a ton of jobs out there for entry level tender/divers. I've applied to about 25+ companies but none of them have contacted me back.

>>722849298
Where is that, anon?

Sounds familiar.

>>722849538
Ace Courier

>>722849447
like CDL? I saw in a thread on /pol/ some guy said he drove tractor trailers in fl and was making 200k a year i called bs but he said the drivers were retiring faster than they could be replaced

>>722849654
Nah not driving, diving like underwater work.

I'm 43, unemployed and I live with my mother

>>722849925
sorry i misread, i always thought like underwater welding or oil rig repair was an in demand industry?

>>722834397
God, you're a bunch of pathetic faggots. Just kill yourselves, we'd all be better off.

Very poor. No place of my own. No transportation. No family to help, financially. The little money I get supports my drug use. I would be a mess without any medication, but I understand that it is part of the problem. I would ideally like to be legitimately medicated, by a doctor, but I don't really understand how to initiate that process, and it is difficult without a phone, insurance, a primary care doc, etc. Seems sort of hopeless. Difficult for me to find work. When I do happen to land an interview, I usually get the job, but the only jobs anyone will consider me for are dishwashing and such... There is something about me, maybe my vague ethnic look and strange name, that makes it hard to earn people's trust. :(

>>722851499
Change your name maybe?

>>722834397
BLM/SJWs

I am currently suffering from a bad depression and also a serious hangover from yesterday, I guess i need more alcohol.

>>722852723
or you could kill yourself

>>722851499
Maybe some charity could help you?

>>722853071
No, just more booze anon. You're on the right track.

My sanity is starting to crumble due to a dark floater I've had for years.

>>722848466
Yeah, social autists like me just can't count on reading body language or anything. Our only way of seeing if she's interested is going on more than one date, and if she accepts you just find a good moment to kiss her.

>>722834397
Hey, I've seen this thread before, with the same image too.
I think about a year ago, 'twas a good thread.

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>>722853358

>>722853526
Yep. That's what this place is. There's actually only a small handful of us. The threads and replies repeat themselves to allow your mind to believe thousands of unique users browse these boards. You are a slave

>>722853382
You can have it removed, google "YAG Laser Vitreolysis".

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>>722834397
Interview for an English teaching job/position in Korea tomorrow evening. Really hope I get it, but if I don't, I'm officially done with trying to live and work in Korea again, and will just focus on Japan from then-on.

Oh, and 3 more lbs before I reach my goal-weight.

>>722853944
Yeah but these threads are comfy and special to me. It reveals that behind the veil of anonymity we are all human, we all have our faults and our flaws, but we also have people to talk to and we have people to encourage us. We can fight for ourselves.
These threads remind me of this, and that's why they're so special to me. This is the reason I'm still here, anon.

>>722853734
Sure. Booze and pussy. Problem solving material right there.

>>722854513
Me too. We'll said.

>>722854513
Me too. Well said.

>>722850700
It's fine man. Yea oil is always in demand it's just diving in the golf isn't as demanding as it used to be.

>>722854519
>Booze and pussy. Problem solving material right there
>virgin
delusional, go on, do it. make your dreams come true. kys

>>722837423
I don't think he is

>>722834556
If your girlfriend or mother, got it for you tell one of those whores to get up and get more,

Dont live life like a animal.

Tell them 'A man need's to eat'

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>been unlucky as highschooler
>spend my years getting in deeper and deeper shit
>fighting with the nature of things here
>loose my family, friends, grill, academic standing, religious stability, and financial independence
>basically become a functional alcoholic
>didn't see myself making it past 19 at the rate I was drinking
>plan was to drink myself to death so my busy mind would be put to rest permanently
>then it happens
>with some careful planning I turn the politics of my family around
>make older brother the token fuckup
>soon I fix my schooling situation and set up to graduate a year early
>my relationship with my parents is restored after I help my dad recover from a stroke
>revive my depresso friends
>get new grill and we've been together for years (somehow uses 4chump as well)
>even get a fucking amazing job that pays well and that I have so much fun doing
>took almost 2 months of manipulating the people I cared about the most but feels so fucking good
>then the reality hits me
>spent so many years fighting the present state of my shitty life that I never planned on a future
>mfw I genuinely don't know what I love to do as an individual
>mfw I didn't think I'd get this far

>>722834633
Well a pic could say a 1000words why they turn away.

>>722834397
My shoulders are the weak part of my body

>>722855176
What do you suggest? You sound like an incapable pussy. Us who are high-performers can afford to take a break involving grown-up things - like booze and pussy, you 15 year old pussy faggot.

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Not enough whitney

>I've cucked myself, enjoyed it for the time it went on
>she fell in love with 'him' (guy from her job)
>they quit it cause of the feelings
>she still sees him everyday at work
>she misses him but knows it can't be
>we have loan and appartement together
>I want to WIN out of this relationship

>>722857328
>Us who are high-performers can afford to take a break involving grown-up things - like booze and pussy
hold on cletus, im only 28, youre so wise, what other grown up things are you on to that i should know about? ive heard driving is a thing

>>722835523
go vegan /b/ro
http://www.livestrong.com/article/414307-how-to-eat-almonds-to-lose-weight/

>>722835498
whya the fuck would you need it? just breush it off and get back to the fun stuff like maths or coding

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Cocaine addict, poor af, abuse crack on weekends, do heroin to sleep,
Sleeps with whorse that mostlikly have HIV,
i have HIV, just dont care That i do.


Kissed my ex-gf just to spread HIV, spent 6months in jail, for spreading HIV to ex-gf, only got a short sentens bc no medical journal of my HIV.

Now im being hunted by 2 drug dealers for not paying up $290

Cant go to my apartment bc they know where i liv, cant go to work bc they know where i work,

Sleeping in library for 1week before im on trial for sexual abusing ex-gf, bc i forced her to kiss me.

And they found 5g of heroin, hoping to od to death, mom is giving me $200 to od,

Mom knows i want to kill myself,

Asked me to od in the bathroom,

That feel when even your mom wont stop you from killing yourself but helps you.

Still think you have it rough?

Morfin
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>>722858486
I plan on od at my old room, not the bathroom.
Called mom not to long ago, about 2-4min ago, said ok where ever i feel the most comfy,

She asked me to take a shower before even stepping in my old room.

>>722858486
>Kissed my ex-gf just to spread HIV, spent 6months in jail, for spreading HIV to ex-gf,
Im fairly sure hiv doesnt spread through saliva buddy

>>722839706

Evict him immediately.

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>>722834397
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringles can.

>>722834397
Severe Hear Faliure

>>722859203
stop buying pringles

>>722859345
Fap

>>722859440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYy0o-J0x20

>>722834397
my gf thinks I spend to much time with her father, if she only knew.

>>722859870
stopped watching at autotune

>>722858486
How about asking mom to give you $290 to OD, then paying those dealers instead, then slowly getting your life together?

>>722834397
need to find a new job.
the one i have isn't working for me so i'm going to move on.
the sooner the better

oh, and the cold weather is making my knees swell. aging sucks nigger dick.

>>722858486
>has bag of not drugs
legit. mom knows