Cmon /b/ help me fuck this manatee, dubs decides what I write
*sweats nervously* uhmmm hi there *sits down next to you and cracks upon a monster* uhh you want one?
"Heyy, how's it going :)?"
>>722981524
hahaha pretty sure she'd love that, she's a fucking beast
Dubs name my new knife
Nigger killer
>>722983077
Winrar?
Rengar
Hitler
Pepe
... pls tell me what name you took
>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there and looks at you
Wat do???
>>722983848
bitch slap her. she didnt tell me she was coming over
Where's my dinner bitch?
Call the police
Daily reminder of loser
isnt this just highlighting how bad the election system is?
>>722982433
Musta been fun participating in your first election
Inb4 Hillshill
Please. No one wanted that dying sow in office.
>>722982537
>blaming the election system
YEAH THE SCAPEGOAT GAME
HUNGER GAMES
HIGHSCHOOL v2 EDITION
FIRST 48 TRIBUTES GO IN
-Spanks
salad snek
A Cat
One Punch Man
how often do you get dubs /b/
1/10
>>722982471
Kek
this often
we should ban porn on /b/
We should make more adult boards as quarantine then ban it here. Although it may sound harsh, but theres a serious porn problem. Porn and other fap-based content greatly outnumbers the rest of the threads.
thoughts on my idea?
Kill your idea with fire
>>722985165
There needs to be about 10 containment boards just from some of the dedicated cancerous threads on /b/.
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses
bump for curiosity
>>722982584
does it ever get old posting this over and over?
seriously i can't think of anything more sad and pathetic than spamming the same thread.
I don't have a foot fetish, I just came here to say that those are some pretty cool shoes.
Shadbase thread
I can't believe it, he almost killed her
and they did NOTHING
Too bad he retired
>>722984603
mental illness
i smoked half a ten sack yesterday. i havent smoked in 2 months before that
how long will it stay detectable in my system
i exercise regularly. i have an average metabolism. maybe 2 weeks? 3 weeks?
>>722985232
Six weeks. Don't take any job related urine tests for a while.
>>722985458
i really doubt 6 weeks. like really?
drink lots of water, pee regularly. Also try exercising and sweating a lot
Loli thread :3
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=6025
mfw
>2 Asian neighbours
>See them often outside
>Doing yard work etc
>They yell at each other sometimes
>Stopped thinking about it for a long time since they are both nice to me
>Come home from work today
>Literally see them both standing in the middle of their houses
>One of them calls the other one ''fucking nigga'' with a broken fucking accent
>Other guy yells back ''NIGGA''
>I walk into my house and write this fucking shit LMAO
It's very short, i could do a more detailed version but i need to calm down, im fucking shitting my pants from laughing to much
>>722983435
You should clean yourself up
Might get a rash
>>722983812
One of them came knocking on my door asking to call the cops LMAO
H/fur
Mate I just busted a load from some H/fur a moment ago gimme like 1-2 minutes and I will be right with you
>>722985292
Well that never fucking happened
Tell something you haven't told anyone, ever.
Your biggest secret.
Benis
Ill start
I fap to loli. I like girls age 7-15.
>>722982236
Traps are gay