>Walk into your house >You find Emma Watson standing there

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>>722983848
bitch slap her. she didnt tell me she was coming over

Where's my dinner bitch?

Call the police

try to shove my dick up her nose

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>>722983848
turn 360 degrees and walk away

Kill myself

give her a bowl full of eggs.

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>>722983848
Spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets because I'm socially awkward around girls.

>>722983848

She's on the list. I'd tell the wife to scram for a few hours and have a ball.

>>722984347
That's not how a 360 works

>>722983848
tell her men are superior to women

Drop pants and jack off

Ask her for her Netflix account

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>>722983848
Cum and start farting

Look around for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a TV show

shoot her. make my day, bitch.

>>722984593
This.

>>722983848
Ask her if she wants to see my magic stick.

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>>722984711
Newfag get out

>Good evening, fair lady. I prophesised this day would come. Follow me and I shall show you wonders yet unsurpassed by the mortals of this realm.

Ill make her some eggs and make sure she eats all of them. Then maybe get her some warm choco

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>>722989244
kek

>>722990540

>Emma Watson is in my home uninvited
>call police
>police arrive
>I am arrested because I am cis white male

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>>722983848
Grab her by the pussy

Ask her how the fuck she got out of the basement

>>722984255
hahaha wtf is wrong with people?

>>722984591
>"you're not going anywhere until you eat these"

>>722983848

"What are you doing in my house, cunt? Get the fuck out!

>>722983848
Pretend I'm not amazed nor interested in her,and keep asking stupid questions about Harry.