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>>724064468
>knew this guy once
>let's call him "anon"
>we used to go out drinking, bring girls home every month or so
>total cool dude
>he meets this one girl on one of our nights out
>went back to hers instead of ours
>fast forward 2 weeks and they're dating
>he stops coming out clubbing
>starts spending all his money on this chick
>he's basically broke all the time
>we're out somewhere and he'll just up and leave if his girl calls
>told me in confidence that she pegs him
>told me she's made him suck another guys cock before
>and just minutes ago he made this thread, OP is a faggot

(I don't know how to greentext but I'll go)

Be me
Have friend for about 15 years
Always watched movies and played games and shit together
She comes on the scene and this happens less and less (which I get, fair enough)
For the last year of so, maybe see him once every month or two, and she's there
When we have a "bros" night for UFC or WWE or whatever, she comes along (which obviously has the effect of us inviting him less which is probably what she wants)
He sits around all day eating shit food with her nowadays and never works out or comes drinking and shit
"Oh that bar scene is for single people"...no it isn't
Be me, saving up for a two year trip to South America
Be him and say shit like "Dude, you're getting old (I'm 28) you need to find yourself a woman and settle down at some stage"
Be me and be like, "No thank you, right now I'm happy playing games when I like, partying when I like, watching what I want to watch on TV and going to South America to fuck bitches and trannies"

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>>724065249

Nice

>>724063764
Yes and 100% yes. Just make sure it's a sport that's not for pussies. I would suggest wrestling if it's offered.

>>724064343
did you wrestle then?

>>724064404
Yeah, and played Rugby.

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Download the .dll file from the internet and place it where it goes

>>724063350
Go delete haptics.dll and then try. if that doesn't work, verify integrity of game cache and then open.

>>724063808
The content file is locked, but it's there.

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>>724063402

10/10 havent read that story like 20 times before. Cant you think of new content?

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>>724063917
will this redeem my sins ?

>>724064521
Stomp it, feed it to some other animal and then pretend it ran away.

>>724064521
Hit it with a car

Feed it chocolate

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>>724062001

>>724062001
Those are some Grade A beer shits right there boi.

Also always flush right after it goes above the water line. Also wet wipes nigga, they'll change ur life

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>>724062001
God bless anon, I hadn't laughed so hard in weeks.

May your intestines produce less nastier shit from now on.

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>>724064748

>>724064748
I don't understand why they didn't take the chance to grab her by the pussy.

she did get into position to get blacked

>>724064428
Look at arousing images online.

nice wart on your dick

>>724064798
That wart is his dick

if dubs I'll will share some pizza
I never get dubs anyways

>>724063828
rolling for this shit. anon needs petite qt

>>724063828
roll desu

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>>724064761

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>>724064849

>>724064761
oh yeah, keep her fine ass going

I don't reccomend it friendo wait til your at least 30 before you start caring

>>724063473
First you get the money

>>724063473
>be attractive
and/or
>have money

Jokes on you I already have it.

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>>724064016
shit.

k

>>724063899
Hell yes

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>>724063899

>>724064076
Good little cocksucker

Yup

>>724064056
where are you even located (continent)

>>724064839
North America