Stories about friends of yours who became fags once they

>>724064468
>knew this guy once
>let's call him "anon"
>we used to go out drinking, bring girls home every month or so
>total cool dude
>he meets this one girl on one of our nights out
>went back to hers instead of ours
>fast forward 2 weeks and they're dating
>he stops coming out clubbing
>starts spending all his money on this chick
>he's basically broke all the time
>we're out somewhere and he'll just up and leave if his girl calls
>told me in confidence that she pegs him
>told me she's made him suck another guys cock before
>and just minutes ago he made this thread, OP is a faggot

(I don't know how to greentext but I'll go)

Be me
Have friend for about 15 years
Always watched movies and played games and shit together
She comes on the scene and this happens less and less (which I get, fair enough)
For the last year of so, maybe see him once every month or two, and she's there
When we have a "bros" night for UFC or WWE or whatever, she comes along (which obviously has the effect of us inviting him less which is probably what she wants)
He sits around all day eating shit food with her nowadays and never works out or comes drinking and shit
"Oh that bar scene is for single people"...no it isn't
Be me, saving up for a two year trip to South America
Be him and say shit like "Dude, you're getting old (I'm 28) you need to find yourself a woman and settle down at some stage"
Be me and be like, "No thank you, right now I'm happy playing games when I like, partying when I like, watching what I want to watch on TV and going to South America to fuck bitches and trannies"

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>>724065249

Nice

>>724064468

Why though? Literally every story will be the same..
>used to drink with some dude
>he gets a girl
>now he doesn't hang out as much

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>>724065479
>>724065249

Agreed, OP here, have to admit that was a sick burn

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>>724065728

Yea but let's talk about specific examples.

EG: "I don't have time for videogames anymore" "We've gotten really into Orange is the New Black"