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>be 20 >heard you can fuck watermelons >buys a personal

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:06:05 Post No. [Report]
>be 20
>heard you can fuck watermelons
>buys a personal watermelon
>cuts a round hole
>starts fucking watermelon
>took like 40mins
>not much better than fapping
>felt shame
>buried melon in swallow grave
>come summer times melons grew in the backyard
>family eats them
>"you dont want any melon anon?"
>no
Never had watermelon since
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:09:38 Post No.724063742
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>>724063402
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:11:44 Post No.724063917
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:11:44 Post No.724063917 [Report]
10/10 havent read that story like 20 times before. Cant you think of new content?
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:13:09 Post No.724064037
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>>724063917
will this redeem my sins ?
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:16:33 Post No.724064365
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>>724064037

your only option is Seppuku
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:18:55 Post No.724064594
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:18:55 Post No.724064594 [Report]
>>724063402
Your family ate your melon babies.
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:19:00 Post No.724064604
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:19:00 Post No.724064604 [Report]
>>724063402
Youd better just commit sudoku and be done with it.
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:20:01 Post No.724064709
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:20:01 Post No.724064709 [Report]
>>724063402
cool and good
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:27:56 Post No.724065466
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:27:56 Post No.724065466 [Report]
>>724064604
Seppuku/ Hari kari
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:28:12 Post No.724065489
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What I imagine the harvest looked like
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>>724063402
> buys personal watermelon
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 01:30:35 Post No.724065712
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>>724065466
>ruins obvious joke by explaining
>spells harakiri wrong in the process
faggot
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>>724064604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOOn7hVWDDM
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