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>>724059630
moar?
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>>724059630
She looks 15
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Recently bought a Samsung Galaxy S6 edge, the kid who I bought it from did not log out of his Facebook or Instagram
Dubs decides what I post on his Instagram
Trips decides what I post on his Facebook
69 decides what I Facebook Message his girlfriend
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Shameless self bump
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>>724058607
Send CP to all of them. If not, send:
I've converted genders! Yay =D I feel so much more natural!
Also spam his girlfriend with Hitler propaganda
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>>724058948
Reroll
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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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Mostly I don't have a problem eating in my car, except when reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>724058896
How long did you study autism to make this blog post?
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>>724058896
I worked at a fast food place and I have to say you're just being a little bitch.
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ill rap for you. just give me lyrics.
ill rap all of them. im the best rapper in 4chan
i can rap about niggers, hitler, anything just give me your lyrics
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>>724058448
you gonna post em?
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Outer space and artificial intelligence, go.
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[Intro]
Gleeee!
Southside
Ayy, Lil Metro on that beat
[Chorus]
Lil Kodak they don't like to see you winnin'
They wanna see you in the penitentiary
I need me a lil' baby who gon' listen
Girl, I don't wanna be the one you iggin'
My mama told me, "Boy make a decision"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
I need me a lil' baby who gon' listen
Girl, I don't wanna be the one you iggin'
Lil Kodak they don't like to see you winnin'
They wanna see you in the penitentiary
I need me a lil' baby who gon' listen
Girl, I don't wanna be the one you iggin'
My mama told me, "Boy make a decision"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
They sendin' all my homies on a mission
And I ain't tryna miss out on these millions
[Verse 1]
I jumped up out the Wraith, Kodak bought a Wraith
I get any girl I want, any girl I want
She want me to save the day, but I ain't got a cape
She wanna see me every day, she wanna be my bae
That money make me cum it made me fornicate
Uh, I'm the shit, I need some toilet paper
Follow my player rules then we gon' be okay
On the real, I need a bih' who gon' cooperate
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I told you niggas, I'm gon' be that fuckin' nigga
Everything be good 'til you doin' better than 'em
They wanna see a nigga shot or see me in the system
All you niggas out here poison like snake venom
Codeine in my liver, rockin' Balenciaga denim
I'm booted even when I'm sober, I don't need a jigga
They sendin' all my niggas on a fuckin' journey
I told that baby to come over 'cause I'm fucking horny
My mama told me, "Kill these niggas, son, keep it goin'"
I'm thug to the bone, but I'm still her baby boy
Lil Kodak, boy they hate to see you in a foreign
They miss when you was in that 'Yota kickin' door
[Chorus]
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so I got a new job and they mailed me a formal letter to sign to accept the position and I also have a starting date.
is it safe to smoke weed? the letter they sent me literally went into depth about my position, why they chose me, benefits, schedule, type of payment. like everything. ive been drug tested for jobs before but it was retail level.
and i know a company can drug test you at anytime if they want but I'm speaking in terms of a new hiring policy. does it sound like they would still do one?
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>>724059421
You are getting a real adult job, time to start acting like an adult.
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ye they won't drug test after offering you an acceptance letter, you're good for the rest of the year. i work for an investment bank and i have never been drug tested ONCE and we have the feds up our ass. i think it might only be private companies that care
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>>724059518
I agree. I honestly haven't smoked in years and I don't plan on doing it everyday but I just happened to reconnect with a buddy who now sells and it was an impulse thing. then a week after I bought it I got the call back as a follow up for an interview I went on months ago and was offered the position so thats why I held off.
>>724059572
im assuming I'm fine but I'd hate myself if i fucked up my chances. my current job just is stressful and I don't start my new job until 2 weeks so I'd like to be able to unwind after work before taking on the new job with more responsibilities.
this gay porn guy should be a meme
lmao, skip to 3:50 and wait
dont ask how i found this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b2c6b23ebd8
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>>724057822
how did you find this
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>>724057822
How did you find this
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>>724057822
>srsly tho
how did you find this.
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Today's my birthday and I'm 21 now, but I've just been sad all day. I have no friends to spend my birthday with.
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>>724059223
happy birthday fag
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Go to a bar and get lit faggot. Make friends.
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>>724059223
Just get fucked up and play csgo comp like i did.
and what i've been doing for over a year. all the friends you need.
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A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
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go back to /r/amiugly faggot
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you look like a fucking faggot. you're a cupcake cockclown with a side order of fuck nuggets. kys.
you're the emo kid at school who hanged himself in the bathroom and the autistic kid thought he was a pinata
nigger
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underage b&
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Have you ever felt that your religion disrespects you?
What should religions do or stop doing to respect their followers more?
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>>724058231
Religions in general are a cancer, so all religious institutions should disappear, if someone want to believe in something, good for him, just don't try to brainwash the brain of other people.
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>>724058231
I feel like my religion respects me the most.
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I just got a spam email with this picture attached to it, let's use clues from this whores mess of a fucking room to figure out who she is
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>I don't like this girl because she broke up with me
>Let's set up some shitty game so that people can help me annoy this girl because I'm fuming at her
>Expecting anyone to play along to your game.
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>sending a picture via email
>we 1998 here
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>>724059353
NypA
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Pull up your yoga pants, ASMR is the the new transcendental form of relaxation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBCeq1NQgj0
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(whisper)...i love yuo all
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>>724057051
That makes me feel sick. How do people watch that stuff.
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Name a song title, but replace one word with the word "boner."
Adele - Boner In The Deep
CCR - Have You Ever Seen The Boner
Etc.
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Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Will the Boner be Unbroken
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Queen - Boner in heaven
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>>724059560
For CCR, why not "graveyard boner"
Or "walkin' on boner"
Or, "Boner train"
Or, "Penhouse boner"
Or, "Rollin' down the Boner"
Or, "Feelin' Boner"
Or, "Bad Boner Rising"
Or, "Before you Boner Me"
Or, "Sailor's Boner"
Seriously. So many better options for CCR.
>Metallica, Ride the Boner.
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Ask a UFC fighter who is Top 10 in his division anything. Just won't release identity.
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>>724059318
What fighting style would you say is best standalone?
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>>724059444
Nice trips
>>724059318
Name the best 3 pound for pound
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>>724059444
It depends, Muay Thai or boxing is really good for streetfighting because most people try to mainly stand. But to be honest if you're REALLY good at any one style you can be successful, just look at Silva, Maia, Wonderboy etc.
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Brisbane anons online? I got nudes of some QUT girls, one works as a waitress in the CBD that you could visit
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What's the strangest/most perverted place you've jerked off?
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>>724058965
A wedding.
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>>724058965
In a box truck while hauling liquor down an interstate. Duty called.
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>>724058965
in class in HS....
>>724058965
on skype with unawares girls...
one time I jo'd in a girls closet (the bathroom was through the closet so that was my excuse) while i was sniffing her dirty panties.... she literally opened the closet door as I was cumming.... uhh... i gotta have some other good ones.
in my car driving cross country.