How do I kill a little ass dog like this and make it seem

>>724064521
Stomp it, feed it to some other animal and then pretend it ran away.

>>724064521
Hit it with a car

Feed it chocolate

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>>724064521
YOU DON'T.

>>724064521
Bring it to a shelter, spca, petstore, advertise for free on cl and kijiji., Asshole.

>go to grocery store
>buy chocolate
>set bag on floor
>"forget" it

Idiotic poorly disciplined shit rat will take care of the rest

>>724065979
I'm not so sure on the whole chocolate thing. I Had a dog once who ate a whole bag of Oreos when the family wasn't home and he was just fine.

>>724064521
Coat a rawhide with something and throw it in its backyard

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>>724066259
They contain very little chocolate.

Get dark chocolate, and garlic. Both are cyanide for dogs

http://www.rawstory.com/2013/08/washington-man-straps-bomb-to-his-dog-and-blows-it-up/

>>724064521
Shoot him in the back of the head and say niggers did it

You're a monster. Don't kill it! Give it to a shelter at least.

>>724066259
fucking oreos aren't fucking chocolate. get fucking organic sweetened bars nigger. It's not chocolate flavor that kills them you fucking idiot its a chemical in the cocoa. Fuck you are dumb

Get a hammer and smash it

>>724065666
This. Grapes or raisins

cars are always a safe bet with small dogs, worked for a friend of mine