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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I just developed a fetish for midget hoes. Can we have a sexy midget thread..?
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sup /b/
if she was your mother and was willing to, would you fuck her?
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>>724523162
Yes!
Would she tease me with that swimsuit?
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>>724523270
she would
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>>724523405
I want her to give me a lap dance in it.

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Im just going to leave this here since you idiots love posting about her.
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sadly, many people have "left this here"
nothing new.
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>>724523854
Entertainment sells. Open your squinty little chink eyes.
Daddy might finally love you if you become a surgeon.
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>>724523854
Yeah but can he poo in loo

mexithread
>suban fotos de viejas
>ignore the gringos
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>>724528404
neta que weba que todos los mexithreads son para porno, se pasan de verga

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Hey /b/ what should I slice up next before I off myself tonight?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>724527441
try posting a time stamp first.


sage all posts without a time stamp.
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>>724527626
>>724527637
This is the correct course of action

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I talked to my fiancé about us possibly camming for some extra cash, and because we both sorta have a fetish for being watched. Her main problem with it was worrying about people recognizing her.. What's the solution to this /b?
Pic is her.
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depends show us her tits and ass and then we can judge if you should cam and the solution
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BTW, how many of you would honestly pay money to see her get fucked?
She's 22, has natural 38DDD's, and a great ass.
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>>724526704
Lol. Let's come up with a solution and then I'll post some titties and ass, howbowdah?

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>724526590

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
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>>724530360
All i can think with that gif is her going
>meow meow meow meow
Also are you on discord?
>>724530698
I like hardcore subs regardless of gender
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Kaga claim

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Which world do YOU want to live in?

....Are you just a round Earth $hill?

Get redpilled on the Flat Earth, the ORIGINAL and ACCURATE World-View
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>>724524749
>bullshit fantasy world
>vs
>actual reality
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>>724524749
This bait tastes like three month old milk, with hair. Try a little harder and be more elegant than this...
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>>724525459
Nice try, good trolling, very subversive

...But maybe you could make an ACTUAL ARGUMENT?

Humans have believed the Earth to be flat for over 3000 years, numerous prominent scientists today are beginning to revive this theory

Can they all be Wrong?

topkek with the faggoty Obama montage btw

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if your dick is less than 6 inches, you WILL get cheated on
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Ha! Im exactly 6!
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>>724519878
mine is 6.66 so I'm good \m/
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>>724519878
Girls don't give a shit unless you don't have a micro pen... wait i mean yea my huge cock is 9 inches and the babes love it.

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Special Roll Fortune telling thread.
>69 - Sex in near future
>21 - Money
>00 - Times up, death soon
>99 - Long healthy life ahead
>47 - You will be killed
>Dubs are also truths (except 99 and 00)
>Singles have no value.

Rolling
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rolls
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OP is a tranny. I'm his sister. Get off the puter and go for a walk, RAY!!!
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I'm gay

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Hey /b/, I was recounting childhood memories when I remembered this gem. Get ready for Middle School: Jerardo Saga Part 1.

>be me
>first day of middle school and I'm quite excited for all the new experiences and people that I would meet
>if only I knew what was in store for me
>6th period, nearly end of the day, drama class
>enter classroom to meet kind teacher and welcoming students
>however, one stood out from the rest
>a large 6 ft human/warthog hybrid with a literal snout on his face
>his eyes lock with mine and he literally snorts at me
>extends his hand outwards and introduces himself as Jerardo
>examine his hand only to find chunks of shit and boogers under his fingernails
>not sure what came over me, but I opt to pat him on the head instead
>starts squealing like a pig
>wtf.jpg
>take a seat and day proceeds as usual, typical introductory bullshit
>day 1 ends, be prepared for day 2
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I'm listening....
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>>724520590
Moar i like where this is going
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Middle School: Jerardo Saga Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

>commence day 2
>mention Jerardo to one of my friends, and he tells me that he's one of those tards that for some reason isnt put with a tard wrangler or in a special education class
>mfw
>anyways, first 2 weeks of school go by, nothing very interesting
>first day of third week and we get our first assignment from the drama teacher
>she tells us that we have to film a commercial for a fake product and then upload it to youtube
>simple stuff really
>fast-forward 1 week, presentation day
>Jerardo asks to go first
>teacher unwittingly obliges and allows Jerardo access to the computer
>the kid didnt even save the link, he just wrote it on his hand
>sits at computer and painstakingly types out https://youtube.com/etcetcetc
>video loads and I shit you not, its the trailer for Amnesia: Machine for Pigs
>not a parody made by him, just the original trailer
>class and teacher are bewildered
>he goes on to explain that he's a professional game designer, and that this is his new creation
>teacher pretends to believe him to make him feel better
>minor but first real display of retardation from Jerardo, don't worry, all the spicy stuff will be coming soon

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Hey /b/, how are you doing tonight? Anything on your mind? Let's talk about it.
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>>724524668
I want to cuddle and kiss that cute little body
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>>724524833
Thank you. The sentiment is very much appreciated.
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>>724524668
i'm going to quit my job on april first, the day i return to work after winter layoff and have a review.

fuck this company.

just bumping and leaving the thread, don't reply.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: I don't care, sue me

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
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>>724526011
Worked a bit, hung out with my stepdad and his friend at his place for a while and got drunk. How about you?

>>724526070
Well hey there~.

>>724526166
Yup, thanks for the support.

>>724526192
What were you guys having again?
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still here
and


>>724526567
Oh. Not till im way older.
>>724526575
Tomorrow afternoon

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Those /b/ do Garffiti? Share some of your art and tips .
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>>724522398
what do you write? i write verso RSK crew canada
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>>724522616
Trying to get into it here in California. Thinking of doing wheat pasting of some of my drawings. Still haven't come up with a name for myself
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>>724523177
what do you want tips on? bombing, not getting caught, your work??

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family members you would fuck thread
bonus for stolen nudes
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Sister. Found in her iPhoto's
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>>724521434
bump

>>724521911
keep going
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>>724521911
Damn.. Any more than that?

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