Hey /b/ what should I slice up next before I off myself tonight?

Tits or gtfo

>>724527441
try posting a time stamp first.


sage all posts without a time stamp.

>>724527626
>>724527637
This is the correct course of action

>>724527626
>>724527736
that's a guy you tard

Fuck off. Go attention whore somewhere else.

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I have no pen an dpaper, but let me show you my tools of choice.

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>>724527441
Hey you, cut it out

time stamp or it didnt happen

>>724528024
Prove it, cut your dick and post it

You need weed.

>>724528159
This,

This

>>724528215
Had weed, smoked it. Had 2 kpins, and took them last night. Sick of being shit. Sick of being less than shit. Figured /b/ would enjoy my misery.

>>724527441
neuter yourself then shoot your dick through the front

>>724528024
take a picture with the knife ontop of your head as timestamp

>idiots bumping this thread

>>724527441
Don't do it dude. Just give it time, things always get better. What's the problem anyways?

>>724527441
a nice healthy apple

>>724527441
>>724527441
SLICE YOURSELF A SLICE A THAT PIZZA MAMA MIA

>>724527441
carve timestamp into your arm

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>>724528482
Done and done. Now get on with the non-dick mutilation suggestions.

>>724528380
You didn't have the good shit. Fake and gay.

>>724528657
>you want to off yourself but you still care about your dick

k

cut your finger off

>>724527441
>>724528024
>>724528657


Let's see some of that live stream fella.

>>724528769
its called hurts like shit you fucking retard

>>724528657
mutilate your testicles

jk don't really

>>724528657
seriously, don't do this shit man. Things will get better.

>>724528875
fuck off

>>724528875
This dude is lying to you as well as himself to blindingly make it through life to die later on. Fucking do it while you're still young bro.

Do Glasgow grin,
Like the joker

cut your hair

>>724527441
mooar cut off your pinky toe or slice up the bottom of your feet

>>724528657
probs oughta get a job and make some money then spend the rest of your life trying to buy happiness with drugs and liquor. But like theres a lot of people out there like you whether you believe it or not and being hard on yourself is only ever gonna keep you from meeting those people who could understand and mean something to you one day. but like idk stab the knife through your hand.

Don't do it OP

Cut off finger

>>724528943
Better to die later than now.

>>724529045
Rolling

>>724527441
Show ur mutilated penis or report

Lol kids trying to "save" him. The world is already populated enough, just get it over with

Your doing it for attenchent if you where lagit you go up the street not across

Cut off those eyebrows, then put them on your lip like a mustache

Not asking you to mutilate your genitals or anything, but if you could post a picture of your dick and balls that'd be great

>>724529201
Did you know that if every person in the world was fit into one place, it wouldn't even fill the Grand Canyon?

>>724529246
>attenchent
>lagit

You should also kill yourself

>>724529246
>attenchent
>lagit

>>724529312
It's more about population density than overall population like india and china where everyone is living on top of each other and in their own shit.

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>>724529246
remove yourself

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>>724529388
>>724529444
The digits have spoken

>>724529413
Everyone should spread out more; we have the resources to do it, but the governments just want to circle jerk to their gods.

You won't get the 72 virgins if you don't take any infidels out with you

Hey OP is there anyway we could talk? Not trying to get you out of anything I just wanna speak with you

>>724529413
also the fact that it takes thosands of times that space to feed us, let alone humanely house us, put us to work, etc.

>>724528657
Please kill me too. I've been wanting to kill myself for weeks, but can't bring myself to do it because I'm a coward.

>>724529760
Totally not cliche.

>>724529560
thats a bit of a nihilist way of looking at it but yea things like countries borders and arbitrary rules. as well as a reluctance to put in the effort to make a change really contribute to this world seeming like it's full of shit. But if you take a step away from the big picture and look at your life and your group of people you share experiences with good or bad then that is what you can affect. not the whole world.

>>724527441
S E N D N U D E S
b4 its too l8

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>>724527441
Your not alone OP

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Drink hemlock like socrates

>>724529852
Even with the added space, we could be doing a lot better than we are now. Even when we do run out of space, hopefully we'll have started to settle on Mars.

>>724529760
stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger stranger danger

>>724527441
Benis cut naow

>>724529896
1.) Stay up for 24 hours put vacuum tube in exhaust or something that fits over exhaust then somehow get it in the car without leaking any air turn car on rev it up a few times sleep. I'm gonna do this tomorrow at about 7

>>724527441
actually fucking kill yourself

If you kill yourself, then how would you see the sweet sweet tardtastic replies you asked for? Science.

>>724530147
Can we all just make a suicide pact and live stream it?

>>724528657
you should go for a walk anon. just go walk around your neighbor hood or city or woods or whatever is there near you. Take a walk without your tools of self destruction and see the world around you one last time then come back and decide for real.

Sideways for attention longways for results faggot

>>724528875
> Tumblerina identified
Fuck off with your whiteknight faggotry

>>724529082
DO IT OP!

>>724528657
The only thing that could make you actually edgy is stabbing a pregnant white woman and saying it's for Allah.

>>724530249
INSANE murder suicide w/ like 15 people?

>>724529106
NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!

>>724530249
>>724527441
>>724530032

im so down

>>724530444
Trips means you have to do it or you are a faggot.

>>724530444
trips say you must die a terrorist.

>>724530455
Yes let's fucking do it. That's how I want to go out.

OP pls. Don't do it mane. It's not you. It's the depression that's taking over your mind.

>>724528875
Continue with your white knight faggotty.

Livestream yourself doing a backflip off of a tall building

>>724529760
Why are you trolling for dick in a suicide appreciation thread? Rather tasteless, wouldn't you say?

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>>724528844
>>724528844

Hey, this is double dubs. You listen to double dubs.

pray that Jesus will give you peace and have faith Jeremiah 29:11 says "i know the plans i have for you. plans to give you a hope and a future".. don't off yourself my man.. you'll get through it.

>>724530478
I like to live in the present.

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>>724530444
Praise Kek

>>724530519
It is the only way

>>724528844
>>724530656
roll

>>724530032
Yes he is, let him stop his pain, he's the only one feeling it.

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Just kill yourself, faggot

>>724530661
We can convince him not to kill himself without the christfaggotry.

>>724530504
>>724530455
>>724527441

Where are you OP? Come die with us. :)

cut off pinky

>>724530797
I don't think we can stop him at this point

This thread is filled with edgelord pre teens. It's like you niggers don't actually know what depression is.

>>724530268
Does tumblr send volunteers here for this shit? Seriously Mom, get off my /B/

ITT: OP claims hes gonna kill himself but goes missing while 10 others decide to kill themselves instead

>>724530797
Jesus is gonna beat the shit outta u atheist

>>724530504
Why not end the pain, once and for all? It only gets worse, lonlier.

>>724530922
since when did you own /b? I didn't get the memo

The fact you want attention while hurting yourself tells me there is something you seek from life and killing yourself would end chance of you ever getting it.

Obviously hurting yourself for attention isn't the answer and you need to find what it is that gives you what you want from life that isn't destructive to yourself or others.

God Bless.

>>724530894
Christfaggotry ironically wants to make me kms.

>>724531049
Why the fuck are you on 4chan

carve "/b/" into chest, that way you really will have to kill yourself, otherwise you have to live like that

>>724530543
Why do you care, faggot? Let the man go in peace

>>724531103
Why are you?

>>724531025
Jesus can beat me off with his nail holes for all I care.

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Be a beautiful Tiger

>>724531144
To relate with others, get opinions and ideas from others.

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STOP BUMPING THIS FAGGOT ATTENTION SEEKERS THREAD

OP is kill already?

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YOU WILL NOT BE AN HERO!!!

>>724530661
Fuck, you retards need to die too. Why are you even on /b/ anyways? Answer that, homo.

>>724530862
Where all of my fellow suicide pactees? Do you all have kik?

>>724530904
you're a faggot. i'm a 27 year old MASTER SADIST. Now FUCK OFF.

Just do it op, fuck the livestream. Just do it now. Don't think twice. You'll just wake up as a new person and re-enter this hell with a fresh perspective. Do it now, life is full of suffering, do it now, stop wasting time.

>>724531138
Because killing yourself wont solve anything and it will only cause more problems with family members and friends. You don't "escape" your problems. It'll make them even worse for your family. Killing yourself is useless and doesn't solve anything.

>>724531103

because its 1 40 am and I can't sleep. Why the fuck are you on 4chan? Are you just waiting for the chance to encourage suicide? Sperg faggot

>>724527441
Actually fucking kill yourself or leave faggot

>>724531196 see you in super hell with michael jackson hitler ted bundy and possibly oj simpson

Stream it OP, or this is just another fake suicide thread, and that would make you just another beta faggot who needs his mama.

>>724531103
paid shilling happening all over this site nowadays.

>>724530674
Then do it, but don't deny relief to the suffering. Go fuck off elsewhere faggot.

>>724531294
Maybe you should kill yourself instead. :^)

No really. Do it.

>>724530797
Why?

>>724531367
Is Superhell like Adult Swim's "Superjail"?

>>724531047
Why are you on /b?

>>724531326
Fuck, it's 1:40 already.

>>724531435
No, I need to know you are dead first. If you die first then I'll do it.

>>724531287
hmm kik? whats your kik

Op is done goofed

/thread

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>>724531294
Edglord detected
>>724531435
I agree with you

>>724531435

I WILL LIVE FOREVER.

>>724531403
Lol, there are better ways to get "relief". Fuck off, emo cringelord.

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>>724531049

>>724531526
cause i'm bored and don't want to sleep. see no reason I can't be.

>>724527441
I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure if you kill yourself you'll die. So I don't recommend it.

is op even here still

>>724531435
>>724531580
same fag

>>724531646
Bbbbut what bout afterlife in heavon?

>>724531646
That's all of the legitimacy I need.

Since OP disappeared, give me a time tomorrow and I'll seriously consider livestreaming my suicide on here. I've been wanting to kill myself for a while now, but tomorrow my roommate leaves so nobody could stop me. I have an entire bottle of augmentin. Think that will do the trick???

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>>724531694
Autist

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>I am a 27 year old MASTER SADIST

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>>724531765

>>724531756
Bottle of gasoline should do it

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>>724531694
mfw

>>724531686
Maybe he offed himself finally. Or didn't get enough attention so is waiting to try again later

>>724531739
Well that's getting into speculation territory. I can only speak for what's tangible here and now.

>>724531859
As in drinking it or setting my house on fire?

>>724527441
Your sense of pride

>>724531756
23:00 CET

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>>724531954
thread got plenty of attention I think he did it.
Good night /b

We got a corpse yet?

OP listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJ4kp1AwY4

>>724531743
Sounds Like somebody is an anti vax.

But I can't seriously recommend suicide.

An easy way to kys is to pick up the phone and type in this soopr ceekret passcode that you can't tell anyone else:

First, you type "1"
Oh, and then you need to type "800"
"2"...
Next is "73".
..."825"...
...And then "5".

A spec-ops team will come and assassinate you within ten minutes.

>>724532172
Any other times?

>>724532279
No, I don't have downs syndrome combined with autism, AKA, a theist.