do with this what you will
>>724500121
CASH ME OUSSIDE RIGHT FUNN YMEMEME 2017 SO FUCKING FUNNY FUCKO YOUY AND FUCK YOUR CUKIN PARETS I HOPE U FUCKING DI EU PIEC EOF SHIT FAGGOT GO DRINK BLEACH AND DUFKCIN GDIE U FUCKING CUNTNIGGER
>>724500410
that was'nt the meme it was the caption around it faggot
How is anyone not committing suicide? I just don't see how anyone wants to stay alive. I see no more reason to live. I don't need to be told to kill myself now, I'm going to tonight, but I don't know how anyone could want to remain alive
But there's so many cookies to try :(
>>724502126
well I guess you're correct since we are all gonna die one day... Why not just get it over and done with?
>>724502364
Yeah, I know. I'm getting ready and I'm just waiting for someone to leave so I can die alone
Wincest thread, boys and boys.
I'll start with one I posted a while ago, just doctored it up a bit.
>be me
>home alone, mom and dad's fourth anniversary
>18 yo with 16 yo cousin
>solid 7
>brunette, green eyes, freckles here and there
>the day is normal so far, vacuuming the house
>it's one of those small vacuums with the long tube thingy
>am cleaning cousins room
>she has a bathroom in her room, and is using it
>cleaning cat hair off her floor.
>sitting on my knees, legs spread open
>suck up bit of hair
>vacuum is sucking up my dick, soft
>holyfuckow.wad
>wearing basketball shorts, real loose clothing
>hear a flush
>thank GOD
>i shout for her to turn off the vacuum, it was atleast 5 ft. away from me
>turns it off
>"what the fuck happened anon"
>tell her
>"oh.." blush overload
>we'll call my cousin jenny (not her name)
>"jenny, i didn't mean to-"
>jenny interjects, saying "....can i.." she blushes so hard her freckles vanish
>"...look at... it?"
>0____o
>my heart dropped to my ass
>adamantiumboner.zip
>she notices, then giggles, and blushes more
>"um... i.. don't.."
>i had few to no brain cells to help me figure what the fuck i could say to that
>nor would anyone else
>"..i don't think.. that's okay" i stuttered and it sounded like a motorcycle was starting
>"i know it isn't, but i've always wanted to see you without pants, since i was little"
>sweetmothermary
>boner is major tier hard, doesn't harden more, just gets longer
>was at least 8 in
>pitching not a tent, but a manor in my shorts
>jenny doesn't look away
>"well..?" she said, not even moving her eyes off my crotch
>"i guess i could"
>stand up
>pull off shorts
part 2
>notice little wet spot on the crotch of her grey sweatpants
>she sees me gazing at it, and she makes an effort to cover it
>cuteness overload
>boner grows more
>we are both gazing at each other, in a state of paralysis
>i drop my boxers to the floor
>shes looking at it
>embarrased, both of us
>dead silence
>"anon, it's so big!" she squealed, still shocked
>"uhm.. thanks"
>i even amazed myself with that bone
>i say "well, i always wanted to see what you looked like under those clothes too"
>she had her hands up to her mouth now
>i see that spot get bigger
>covers it again, first time she's stared off so far
>"um.. i guess so, to make it even"
moar pls
>this thread
>shift+f3
>no trap thread?
what are you faggots or something?
trap thread!
bonus points for knee socks and trap fucking girl
Draw Thread: 2.0
You Can (Not) Advance Edition
Faggots.
>>724504653
hey this is when i asked for a happy flower
>>724504856
Uhhhhh...
No cringe thread?
>>724496716
No thank you
>>724496716
Short hair cuties thread?
Also what's her name again?
bummmpppp
>>724499078
Rug munching Rhonda
Fluffy thread
>>724504721
the photo belows yours is your sex slave for life
>>724506741
The things I would do to that little tramp in OPs pic...
>diagnosed with stage IV exocrine pancreatic cancer last week
>was told I had a 1% chance of living longer than 5 years, but it's likely I'll die way before then
>only 19 years old
I'm scared, /b/
>>724503885
Go on a killing spree and make the news
Make history anon. If you don't you'll be forgotten in death
>>724504455
double dubs of truth
My friend, you have to kill Hillary Clinton. Make history.
Why the fuck isn't there more outrage over Trump getting wiretapped? Why hasn't he launched an investigation? I'm certain it would turn up much more than Obummer wiretapping him... probably a long history of gov spying on Americans. If I were Trump I'd take his ass to court and LOCK HIM UP
HAHAHAHA DRUMPF BTFO
NEVER MIND HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL. THE FACT THAT OBAMA WIRETAPPED HIM MEANT HE ISN'T FIT TO BE PRESIDENT. SAY YOUR PRAYERS ALT RIGHT BECAUSE HE'S GETTING IMPEACHED.
SAY IT WITH ME: MADAM PRESIDENT.
>>724504200
Hahahaha. No.
Say it with me: Our president.
>>724504003
Because it's an alternative fact
/b/ What's your guys' best fighting advice? I want figthing moves, psychological hacks, taunts, intimidation ideas, where to hit, etc. I might be fighting a redneck fucker, and I just want advice on how to make him suffer as much as possible in a fight. Any advice and tips would be more than appreciated. Thanks in advance.
tip out his bud light and he will cry like leetle girl
Grab him by the pussy,
>>724503903
Two words:
Krav Maga
Pictures you aren't supposed to share thread. I have more of her too.
Incest thread. Me first
> Be me
> be 9
> In pool with cousin
> Know she won't be visiting back in at least 5 more years
> See she's getting intimate with the water jets
> See my opportunity
> Come up to her and slowly start fucking her
> Can't see what I'm doing 'cuz of the water
> Fill her with pre
> she never mentions it to me afterwards
> She doesn't look me in the eye for the rest of her visit
> Years later she seems to have forgotten
She never said no, so technically not rape
>>724502381
bamp
>>724502381
bumppp
>>724502381
>fill
>pre
faces of /b/, rates, etc.
>>724500038
Underage b&
>>724500038