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i like my women like i like my _________________.
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>>726139055
Coffee. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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>>726139055
Car
i don't have a car
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>>726139159
>coffee and coke
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Lets get a reaction thread going
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So im going to kill myself, but i want to know the best stream to use, i feel like twitch is too "gamey". My gf of 3 years just broke up with me and the letter see sent me is too much to handle. The only thing getting me throught the day is Nier Automata and im almost done with it. Also, /b/tards, dont do long distance relationships. They NEVER WORK.
Letter from ex-gf
(Tl;dr she thinks im fantastic but doesnt love me. Weeeee)
>Thank You
>After all we’ve experienced together and how much time we’ve devoted to one another, an hour and thirty six minute phone call wasn’t something you deserved.
>You deserved the face-to-face break-up, but I’m a terrible coward and took the phone route because I suck.
>The timing was shit awful and it seemed as if it came out of nowhere. You asked me why and I don’t think I explained very well over the phone.
>If not the face-to-face, you deserve at least this much from me. So here’s what may be my last (letter) to you.
>When I said over the phone “for about a year” (of not loving me) that meant that when I looked back at myself at that time, I realized that I started the slow slow falling out.
>It didn’t mean that I haven’t been in love with you for a year. That’s completely 100% wrong. It means that when I look into the past and try to see just where the fuck I could’ve gone so wrong, it goes back a years worth.
>When I started having doubts and when I started thinking long distance was made to not work.
>And you know I’ve had these moments, where I just didn’t think it could work anymore and then desperate, tear-filled phone calls happen and we’re ok again.
(1/3)
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>>726135259
>My feelings aren’t so black and white to where I can just say “I don’t love you anymore”.
>That isn’t true, and I really shouldn’t have worded it that way but again, I suck. As cliché as it fucking sounds, I still love you, but I’m not IN love with you anymore.
>I believe in you, I worry about you, and I wish you all the happiness. But it’s different. It’s so very different. And I didn’t come to that realization until a couple days ago.
>A couple days ago I realized that I was no longer in this relationship, I no longer had the feelings to be in it. And I couldn’t stand to watch you message me all these heartfelt messages without breaking inside.
>No matter what I responded with like “I can’t wait to live together too!” or “yeah baby!” would be lying. And I just couldn’t stand that. Because you deserve more than a girl that’s lying to herself about her feelings and sending out half-hearted replies, and I deserve more than doing that to myself.
>And I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I fell out of love ANON I’m so sorry.
>I wanted this to work I was excited for our future, but I can’t be in a relationship with you if my heart isn’t all there.
>And I hope you don’t think I’m unaffected by this and that I’ve just moved on. Again, my feelings aren’t so black and white. I don’t want to throw a pity party for me because what the fuck good would that do, but just know I’m not about to jump up and down for joy anytime soon.
>I also want to clarify there is no one else, there has been no thought of someone else, and I have always been completely faithful to you throughout our relationship.
(2/? I lied its more than 2 pages lol)
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>>726135499
>A big thing that became apparent to me over our phone call was how little you valued yourself. I have always known you didn’t see yourself in the brightest light, but you never went down on yourself as hard as you did then. And I can go on and on about how much you’re worth and how you’re still standing behind that wall so you can’t possibly see all you’ve done, but I have a feeling you won’t accept them. >Instead, I really just want to thank you for things you’ve done for me in the last three years that someone that wasn’t worth anything would never do.
>Thank you for becoming my friend. I wasn’t good with the whole keeping conversations with people I don’t really know, but you managed to break through my wall.
>Thank you for still being my friend after D-Day (our horrible first date that was awkward and awful).
>Thank you for always listening to me in high school when we were with our friends. I wasn’t the most outspoken in our group but you always seemed to hear my one-liners and laughed.
>Thank you for holding my hand all those times before we started dating.
>Thank you for sending me all those love song lyrics.
>Thank you for giving me the courage to confess to you.
>Thank you for responding to my silly emotional turmoil fic in just as nerdy a fashion.
>Thank you for recommending that one super intense manga about GO.
>Thank you for sharing that you did in fact read lots of shoujo manga and it became something we bonded over.
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>>726135646
>Thank you for having such fantastic taste in music and sharing some of that goodness with me, I’m just a little more pop punk now.
>Thank you for all the burned CD’s.
>Thank you for riding out to (her house) to deliver me cookies when I went home and not (school) club cause I had a breakdown.
(4/? almost done)
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((PIC RELATED)) This disgusting stripper I met on Tinder really wants to fuck her. I haven't had sex in over a year now and normally would probably fuck her but I'm scared she has an STD. She's also legitimately psycho, like called my phone at 4 AM. I blocked her number and snapchat but am getting really horny... what do? And yes she's an actual stripper
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Do it
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>>726136454
Choice 1.) Stop being a faggot and fuck her
Choice 2.) Stop being a faggot and fuck her
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You are afraid of some STD's ? What are condoms for ?
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God-tier albums thread
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>>726133656
Ween
Album: GodWeenSatan
https://youtu.be/Fg6PIW9iRw4
This is my favorite track on the album.
Also, I love tool. Specifically this era of tool. 10,000 days and all that: Not so much. Still ok.
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Gates of Ishtar - A Bloodred Path
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letzter faden gelöscht wegen "kinderpornographie". also lasst den scheiß!
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>>726138587
hi, bist du öfter hier?
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>>726138488
sind alle mindestens 18
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so /b/ i found this poll online. its for a school studying graphs and surveys. it asks for a country, so i say we all put down kekistan and throw off the results. you all in?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdGYukpjcJPtdEGRCVJr1KFQiyI2bJHfdreTfZ4IxXYx6nk6Q/viewform
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>>726133966
allah reporting in
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>>726134058
Red Goku, Reporting in
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>>726133966
Ms. Port now knows I'm from kekistan
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I always wondered what girls think of my cock...
Femanon, wanna tell me ?
Also cock rate thread
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>>726133488
nice cock
no homo
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>>726133488
no wimminz on the internet
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8/10 would do
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could you imagine a better world than this?
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>>726135540
remove usa and japan, add china
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>>726135799
Fuck off, China.
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I think at this point in time amy schumer just needs to die. She is so disgusting I just think she will never be able to redeem herself.
I think we might need to euthanise her and pretend she never exist, wipe google clean of her name and pretend she was never born, just in case future generations or perhaps alien invaders look back on are legacy and see Amy's career.
I just think she needs to die anons I can't erase her Netflix comedy special from my memory.
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holy shit, youre so cool and edgy!!
now tell me whats your opinions on justine beiber and nickelback!
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>>726134249
funny and cute as a button, what's not to like?
Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>726135362
But I deny hanging out to everyone
I like my hair, keeps my head warm. I don't think bald would be a good idea
>>726135552
It doesnt' seem to have had that effect on me. I've been eating peanut butter for most of my life
>makes your body hair grow too
Can't say that this is a thing it's doing either. Maybe I'm just weird
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Claimed
Poi~
>>726135837
God godverdomme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCb5E-oIEZ4
Had het wel verwacht. Het is niet alsof iemand met Geert zou willen regeren.
>>726136084
Its just me. Just the 2 of us
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Once you enter, you shall not leave until you achieve dubs.
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I was just walking by actually, thanks though m8.
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>>726136168
what if i flash my ass instead and you let me in if i get singles?
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walk in
walk out
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Threesome/gb/cuck/cheating thread
Going to teel the story of my first threesome that I had last night, nothing is pre-written so please help keeping this thread alive by posting pics and stories.
>be me
>19 years old
>live in a small, shitty, inbred town
>saturday night, nothing to do as usual
>gf lives in another town
>50 minutes drive
>we've been fighting the whole week
>she's being a bitch as usual
>I'm seriously doubting this relationship
>don't care anymore
>she can't do anything sexual
>sex life sucks
>I'm registered at some hook up site
>mostly old men that want's to fuck anything as long as it has an heartbeat
>also some women and couples at this site
>everyone is 50+ or older, chubby and ugly
>the thing with this site is you post an ad asking for something specific
>been logged in and browsing this site for 3 hours
>most have sent private messages to atleast 30 women and couples
>getting really desperate
>but then
>some couple 1 hour away posts an ad
>I notice it was posted just a few minutes ago
>no one has replied to the ad yet
>I hurry to be the first one to anwser
1/2
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bump for interest
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>>726133651
keep going, can see where this is leading
>50 minutes drive
>some couple 1 hour away posts an ad
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>>726133651
Continuing
>the ad says "couple looking for someone who can fuck the wife with me while her lover is out of town"
>as said I hurry to be the first one to anwser, and by that getting a better chance of getting noticed
>I just write like it is
>"Hi! I'm 19 years old, not a supermodel but I look good and go to the gym. I'm not unexperienced but I have never tried an threesome"
>get a reply soon after
>"Hi! Thanks for your honest mail, post a pic of yourself and we'll see if you're good to go"
>heart pounding
>upload a full body shot
>they anwser
>"ok, hope in the car and start driving"
>heart pounding faster
>fast shower and jerk it out
>immediately regret agreeing to this
>I got a gf after all
>even if she's a bitch
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Hey /b/! Anyone looking to renew their passport? ROLL BITCHES!
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>>726130754
i'll roll but i don't need any identifications. got any other roulette's?
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>>726131207
Of course I do.
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fb/ig fap thread
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Thoughts?
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