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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726123365
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>726135362
But I deny hanging out to everyone
I like my hair, keeps my head warm. I don't think bald would be a good idea
>>726135552
It doesnt' seem to have had that effect on me. I've been eating peanut butter for most of my life
>makes your body hair grow too
Can't say that this is a thing it's doing either. Maybe I'm just weird
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Claimed
Poi~
>>726135837
God godverdomme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCb5E-oIEZ4
Had het wel verwacht. Het is niet alsof iemand met Geert zou willen regeren.
>>726136084
Its just me. Just the 2 of us
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How long is the average shower?
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>>726136434
Not long enough
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>>726136434
for neets 20+ min
for normies ~10
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>>726136434
mine is like 10 minutes
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>>726135561
I do realize I am below par today, when it comes to posts.
I'm just tired.
>>726135640
I'm pretty sure I have heard stuff from them on some previous occasion, that cover artwork seems pretty familiar.
The song sounds great as well, I think I'll give them a try.
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>>726136494
huh? why would a neet shower that long?
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>claiming Taiga
>>726135552 (Sono)
Not a musician, just enjoy listening to music.
Can't stand being alone in complete silence, I'm pretty good at being alone.
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>>726136489
>>726136494
>>726136529
I usually shower for 2 hours, am I weird?
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>>726136739
do you fall asleep?
that's a lot of wasted water for africans
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>>726136588
In Study 1, higher scores on a measure of chronic
loneliness (social coldness) were associated with an increased tendency to take warm baths or showers.
-http://acmelab.yale.edu/sites/default/files/2011_the_substitutibility_of_physical_and_social_warmth.pdf
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>>726136237
POI
Even then, other people make me too uneasy
>>726136889
Long hot showers are good
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Shiro claimed.
>>726135782
I'm glad you're doing good with me, but the way to put that is kinda creeps. Also why so formal?
>>726136434
Like 4 minutes for actual showering, then 10 minutes standing there trying to figure out where I went wrong.
>>726136565
I've read that sleep is supposed to help with that. Sleep and cocaine.
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>>726136565
and! this ep from wild nothing tho it's a bit more electronic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JzADoe1UE8
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>>726136798
No
>that's a lot of wasted water for africans
I hate when people say this, I could run a hose outside into the ground and throw food out the window and it won't make a difference to someone in Africa because I would have just eaten it myself anyway.
>>726136889
I'm 12 times as lonely as the average person?
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>>726136739
That is a lot my man
That gets pricy
>>726136496
mooooog
>>726136738
>that image
I'm so glad that scene was there at the very end
I was almost incredibly upset
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Claiming best girl.
>>726136434
~15min.
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>>726137275
it was just a joke, I guessed you'd respond, since you like hitler and all that
so are you just taking a bathe then? unless you're standing for 2 hours
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>>726137281
rango
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>>726136022
Thank you for making the thread anon~
>>726136084
Ehh you are not normal. Are you white?
>>726135640
M-maybe, I don't like to talk about myself anymore...
>>726135772
That sounds scary. Did your throat hurt too or was it just a fake mental cough?
>>726135837
I want to stretch your insides and make you bleed
>>726136434
25 mins for hairy people
10 mins for normies
>>726136738
You should learn something~ Piano is always fun because you can play anything on it
>>726136782
A cute!
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>>726137275
if we measure the loneliness in terms of number of intentional physical contact you'd be a whopping ∞ times more lonely
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I guess I'm a normie
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>>726137401
thats unfortunate. i want to learn more about you.
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>>726137182
I translated Dutch to German and got diffrent results than English so I went with the Dutch one.
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>>726137460
Evidence indicates otherwise.
>>726137531
The first half was good, but the 'with you' made no sense, especially since you said it as you would to a stranger.
Do the Dutch differentiate between different levels of 'you'?
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>>726137401
You're welcome again ^^
Yes, I'm quite white
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>>726136434
For who?
For example, one division is between boys and girls.
Boys probably 10 to 15 minutes or so.
Girls, probably 20 to 25 minutes or so.
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>>726137382
Oh you know me well, I'm all about that white supremacy :P XD
I sometimes squat when my legs get tired but I mostly stand up.
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>>726137797
I don't even know.
Bye. I'll be back
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>>726136237
Wees blij dat we geen Sylvana hebben of Jesus leeft.
>>726137401
You sure are getting into it, should I start getting worried?
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>>726137401
My lungs felt itchy. The more I coughed the more it made me cough.
It was more like my stomach hurt because of all the coughing. Throat not so much.
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Mine.
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>>726137893
Do you do full heel or western spy squat?
>>726137951
Shouldn't you know with your own language?
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>>726137893
you're weird, but that's why I like you :o
when do you shower? seems like you'd need to plan them ahead of time
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>>726137386
blacked
>>726138078
yui is that you
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>>726137261
I have no problem with that.
I am actually a really big fan of Wild Nothing, and coming off of Nocturne, Empty Estate was different enough to be interesting, but still retained what I liked about the project as a whole.
Any at all familiar with Freak Folk?
https://youtu.be/4pCTQwLTBeo
>>726137182
Or more conveniently coffee.
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>>726138094
Google translate isn't good at all. But no we don't
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>>726138141
No, I'm a waifu newfag.
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>>726138141
mugi fucks niggers
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>>726137281
I can relate.
>>726137401
I'd love to learn to play something, I'm living in an apartment complex with tiny apartments though.
Noise would be an issue. I don't even have enough space for a desk in here, so a piano is kinda out of the question.
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>>726138346
That's the worst sentence I've read in weeks
>>726138306
o
>>726138387
Play something soft
I have an ukulele which is reasonably quiet and very portable so if I want to take it outside I can
They're also extremely easy to play so it's really fast to pick up
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>>726138535
Nayn
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>>726138094
I don't know, what's the difference?
>>726138127
It's not like I have a life, I can just take them whenever I want unless it's to late.
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>>726138151
That stuff loses its edge after a while...
Also Sakamichi got a lot more comfy by now. Good call!
>>726138206
It's good enough to understand the gist of things and translate things into English. For all else... well... there isn't really an alternative.
Du/Dir/Dich for children, friends, family; Sie/Ihnen/Ihr for strangers, your boss, etc., btw.
>>726138687
Heel on the ground,
true Russian found.
Heel in the sky,
Western Spy.
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>>726138535
its a very bad meme
https://e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/
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>>726138687
hmm alright then
what are you doing now?
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>>726138687
Here you see a good example. The man on the far left is a western spy, trying to mingle with the gopniks to steal their semechki.
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>Misaki claimed
I had a really interesting day today
>Went to church
>went to KFC afterwards
>ghetto thot says to me 'damn you're all dressed up and looking good, slay (incoherent jungle babbling continues) look away shyly and smile
>tfw barely shaved, barely combed my hair, just a polo, jeans, boots, and a wrist watch
>go to shooting range with new AR-15
>it's awesome
>cute chick who reminds me of ex keeps looking at me
>head home
>stop at wawa's to eat
>cool homeless dude asks if I'm throwing out any food
>hang out with him a bit
>he's like the Far Cry 3 rich kid who suddenly became homeless
>cool dude at heart
>teaches me some cool shit like a special way of doing 'cheers' with a glass, "never above you (hits top of glass) never below you (hits bottom) "always beside you" (hits glass at same spot).
>talk about Jesus
>go home
>clean AR-15
>wonder what to do next
>come here
Idk man
It's rare moments like this where I suddenly feel better about my existence.
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>>726138838
We have jij for someone you know and u for someone you don't know or is higher in certain things for example your manager at work and someone thats old.
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>>726139088
what did you get to eat at kfc?
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>>726138974
Googling squatting positions.
>>726138838
>>726139061
I had no idea I was Russian, I feel so connected with my ancestors now.
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>>726139144
In Australia we have 'you' for people you dont know, 'oi mate' for the ones you know, and 'oi, ya cunt' for best friends.
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>>726139286
I'm pretty sure western squat is just bad form and dangerous for weighted squats
do you work out?
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>>726139088
Without reading what you wrote. Was it really necessary to make double the length it would have been otherwise by hitting enter twice?
>>726138838
Not if you keep increasing the dosage.
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>>726137855
Ehh that's weird. White people are very hairy.
>>726137998
I may be smaller than you, I may not be in as good of shape as you, I may be all the way here in America... but...
I can still rape.
>>726138021
A-and nothing was wrong with you..?
>>726138387
You needa get outta that apartment!
Come move to America. Our apartment are the size of houses and our houses are the size of buildings~
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>>726139144
I guess it's pretty similar then.
>>726139286
Quick, wear adidas tracksuits and listen to hardbass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw
>>726139453
At some point you'd need to start injecting espresso tho.
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>>726139586
I'm not very hairy at all. just on my head
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>>726139586
Euhm, I'm glad you're so happy?
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>>726139418
In UK we have 'Oi mate(s)/wanker(s)/knobhead(s)
and you.
>>726139622
Its just all about respect. And Dutch is a bad language
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>>726139763
And we have chap too
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>>726139088
Sounds like a nice day.
Fun shooting the AR?
>>726138535
I really should, I'll keep ukulele in mind.
My motivation to do anything has been at rock bottom for 6 months now, hopefully it'll come back and I can try it.
>>726139586
I hope to move sometime in the summer, would be at least double the size of my current place.
Then at least the space excuse will be somewhat gone.
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>>726139441
I do 20 squats and 10 push ups everyday before going to bed.
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>>726139622
Who's to say I am not practically doing that already?
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>>726139763
I never say any of those
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>>726139219
A famous bowl with pepsi
>>726139453
Not hitting enter twice screws the format
>>726139979
Yes. First shot recoil took me a bit by surprise after shooting .22s and 9mm all my life, but I got the hang of it eventually. Now it's just a matter of practice.
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>>726139995
You use weight for the squats? And I suggest doing 3 sets of 12 reps of push ups every day if you want to do more because just 10 will become to easy at some point.
>>726140153
Depends where you are from ofcourse.
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>>726139995
that's good then
do you know how to make a server on minecraft? tomoyoyo doesn't and I don't, sad times
>>726140168
those are really good, good choice
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>>726139763
That we can agree on. It's like the retarded rape child of German and English. No offence.
>>726140067
The fact you're still breathing. Also coffee is more expensive than water and you rarely find it in dumpsters.
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>>726140280
afternoon <3
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>>726136434
When muh hair was longer, they averaged 20 minutes.
Now that it is much shorter I average 10 minutes.
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Claim
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>>726138151
no not familiar at all...school me senpai!
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>>726136434
I don't shower
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>>726140388
you broke minecraft -_-
>>726140377
does every girl in the show have :3 face?
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George claimed.
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>>726140358
evening. I smell like a horse.
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>>726139586
X-ray showed some scar on my lung and doc #3 guessed it gets irritated somehow and that could be the reason. Doc #2 just mentioned something about hypersensitive lungs. Antibiotics and other meds had no effect. It's eased up by now, but still sometimes get these coughing fits out of nowhere. Forever a mystery.
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>>726140450
You did -_-
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>>726140464
did you get your drinks yet?
what did you do? :o
>>726140440
DIRTY old man -_-
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>>726140514
-_-
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>>726140244
>just 10 will become to easy at some point.
I have NOT reached that point.
>>726140284
I don't think so but I think it involves deditated wam, I've only ever played multiplayer Locally.
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>>726140514
no alcohol, long distance driving tonight. there will be more than enough tomorrow though.
I pet a horse. and got used as an itching post.
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>>726140691
You'll come there. I can do like 63 now. So I put weights on me back
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>>726139652
Y-you're lucky. What's your secret?
>>726139750
I"M GOING IN RAW
>>726139979
Do you have enough space for a bed? Maybe it's because you're 2.1 meters tall.
>>726140280
Jill Valentine.
>>726140471
Y-you must be breathing something from outside...
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>>726140800
I mean, I don't really do anything. I just do me
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>>726140800
Air probably.
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blood-chan...
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>>726140800
Okay, okay, you win. I'll do what you want
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>>726138859
I know the context but it's still bad
>>726139979
Just gotta break out of the groove
Sometimes all it takes is a little change to get that motivation back
>>726138681
Usap
>>726140615
Jesus that's been a while
Fucking old newgrounds
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>>726140691
like on console? it's so much simpler there :(
did you finish your last project?
>>726140719
oh how exciting, there's a farm with horses I walk by, they seem very scary
have fun tomorrow then <3
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>not doing supersets in pairs of three
The people here are even more autistic than I though they would be.
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Hello party people
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>>726140978
very bad
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>>726141017
I do 1 mega set of 1
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>>726140800
Pink. Jill is fine.
>>726140985
as long as they don't think your finger's a carrot, you're usually fine.
you should too, okay hon?
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>>726140985
No, LAN.
I started procrastinating and never finished it.
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>>726140800
I'm not that tall!
I have space for a bed, a "table" that's maybe a foot deep, and a chair.
>>726140978
Working on that change, you know how spooky change can be though.
>>726141168
Hello Yuuki
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>>726140297
True, I don't plan on ever drinking anything I find in a dumpster though.
But, free coffee at work, so I ain't the short end of the stick there.
>>726140391
It's sort of loosely defined, though I do love it to bits.
The song I posted earlier is one of the standout examples in my opinion and one I usually refer to when talking about it.
https://youtu.be/KljKfKNPYzc
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>>726141258
so you were playing with friends?
I don't have anyone to do that with
you should start it up, what do you do with your free time?
>>726141247
I will try my best, that's very dangerous
I used to get bitten by rabbits and chickens and turtles, never a horse though
did you get to ride them? :o
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Gonna eat your waifu if u dont respond to this post
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>>726141237
Masturbation does not count as a mega set.
>>726141297
What's the difference to eating something from there? If someone threw away a packet of coffee beans or powder because it expired, it'd probably be in a better shape when most other foods you could get out of it.
>free coffee
Is it at least drinkable and not some thin brew that leaves a weird taste in your mouth because no one ever bothers to clean the machine?
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>>726141718
why is it that everything you decide to message me revolves around gay masturbation?
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>>726141461
I was playing it with my sister :o
Literally nothing, I spend most of my day in my head.
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>>726141269
Hello
>>726141287
What's up Taiga?
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>>726141297
hmmm i think i kind of get it. what are like the top three albums to listen to if i want to get into freak folk?
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>>726141493
This image makes me extremely anxious.
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Anyone wanna read a snippet of my short story?
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>>726141955
sure ama guy
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>>726140862
C-can I do you?
>>726140920
Do you live in a clean town in the suburbs?
>>726140959
You'll bend over for me willingly...?
>>726141247
Good morning Jill. Do you smoke irl?
>>726141287
Wow you really need to move. Where are you moving to?
>>726141493
She'll shoot you
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>>726141843
I used to play with my brother :o
I don't like my sister
You should get a hobby or pet
>>726141955
yeah
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>>726141814
I can think of literally no other physical activity you would voluntarily take part in.
>>726141955
What's it about?
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That boy needs Therapy.
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>>726142029
>>726142073
>>726142075
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
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>>726142070
Nani?
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Average Waifu claimer
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>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
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>he pretends to be in a relationship with an animated little girl
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>>726142208
I want to do you..
>mfw
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>>726141955
This shit again? Are you really that upset that i made you look bad?
Christ you're a child.
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Oh hey, eyebrows is starting to impersonate people now. You really are worse than the people you claim to hate
Don't you need to be off to watch your friend plow your sister yet?
>>726142363
That's a bit lewd
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>>726142070
Euhm... I don't really have much choice, do I? It's either surrender peacefully or get raped by you.
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>>726141872
Not much, soon bedtime, relaxing with thread and some vidya.
You up to anything?
>>726142070
Hope to move just a tiny bit out of the city, but not more than maybe 10 minutes with public transport to get into town. It's way cheaper there for a lot bigger apartments.
>>726142232
How'd you get a picture of me? :(
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>he fell for the short story
>he takes these threads seriously
>these threads are about coping with virginity by pretending to date anime characters
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>>726142232
What's wrong with him? He looks like he eats well, he has nice expensive clothes, nice glasses, clean shaven, spiffy new haircut and he's thicc
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>>726142476
lmao
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>>726142132
thumbs up velveto-san
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>>726142143
I see it's an autobiography.
Does it help you deal with the traumatic events in your childhood?
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>>726142476
Claim
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>>726142820
Fleshytube.jpg
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>>726141925
Yhä hämärää by Paavoharju , Beware of the Maniacs by The Dodos, The Orchard by Fire on Fire, Dead Songs and Big Blood & The Bleedin' Hearts by, well, Big Blood.
I saw you were a fan of Natural Snow Buildings earlier, I think you'll quite like Big Blood, at least that was the case for me.
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>>726142474
Studying for an exam later this week. What vidya?
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Post yfw you realize there are people in this world who claim romantic possession over an animated little girl who could never love them back
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>>726142537
"Oh her her i have a picture that says if you respond to my existence you care about me! Lawl you're such a loser"
Really. You're a child. I mean that. Your mental acuity is on par with a child.
Try finding a point that isn't the intellectual equivalent of "you're rubber and i'm glue" and maybe you'll have some ground to stand on.
The only person you've even slightly convinced is yourself.
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>>726141925
I thought you were bald Sci >>726142523 you lied to me :/
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>>726142070
In the middle of the city, but it's pretty clean here.
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>>726143098
Another loss for the Waifu community
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>>726143009
Playing SHENZHEN I/O, programming logic puzzle kinda game.
What topic is the exam on?
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>>726143195
So it's all for attention then?
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ugh i forgot to buy tampons ;-;
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>>726142929
big blood huh? that sounds cool %)
>>726143181
haha just shaved earlier today
>>726143463
lmao rip
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>>726143463
Get cotton balls and some string
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>>726143358
Last night I told him nobody here cares about me, and we aren't bothered by his shit posting. Instead of proving him right, I've continued to argue with him and whine like a little baby, which made me realize maybe I do care... A lot actually
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カラミチーマス
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>>726143463
#freebleeding
Join the feminist movement today!
>>726143570
Impressive display of determination.
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My parents used to lock me in the basement to try and cure my autism, every time they would let me out, I would turn on the anime channel and they would throw me back down. My autism increases so much that I rose to the school-shooter tier of autism. I killed my mom and dad using anime powers and used their credit cards to buy a smokin hot body pillow be jealous
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>>726142468
Ah okay never mind.
>>726142472
You're going to get raped either way.
>>726142474
You should take me with you...
>>726143189
I used think like you until I had an infection. Eat raw garlic to kill all germs in your body!
>>726143463
Uh gross I'm glad I'm not human.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3_6vfQHTeo
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>>726143970
I don't want to soil my pantsu ;-;
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>>726144175
Lewd is not meant for thread!
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>>726143279
Criminal evidence, specifically hearsay evidence. Sounds like a fun game, what system is it for?
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>>726143463
I'm a girl btw
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>>726144163
Hahahahahahah I knew you man children did shit like this. Screen capped
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>>726143808
>>726144163
>being this butthurt
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>>726144226
Are they stripped pantsu?
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>>726143808
I wonder how many autistic pictures of an anime girl you have on your phone so you can poorly attempt to imitate me.
Would you care to share?
And once again, you seem to have some fundamental misunderstanding of the meaning of words. I can both post at you, and not care about you. As i said yesterday, people don't hit punching bags because they hate them.
Or do you selectively read over things that hurt your squishy wittle bwain?
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>>726144175
I guess since I don't have a choice I might as well make you enjoy it.
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Janna claimed <3
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>Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.
>>726144175
The doctors never found anything, so I doubt there's any infection.
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>>726144407
cutest support
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>>726144436
Aim for 100% Capital punishment.
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>>726144381
Prove you don't care. Prove it by pretending I'm not here no matter what happens.
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>>726143279
go to bed
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>>726144463
Thanks !
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>>726144555
',:-\
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>>726143808
Maybe it's just because of my ego, but I tend not to care about what others say
Especially when it's basically autistic screeching about not liking something others do
TBH, I find what he's doing being the equivalent of spending a day in McDonalds calling everyone fat sacks of shit, the only one's who will care are the ones he's insulting
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Fucks MU FUCKING ASS
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>>726144555
No.
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>>726144564
Why? Again, i explained this yesterday.
I have nothing to prove. I find it more fun kicking you into an autistic rage than i do "proving i don't care".
So i ask you, why would i not poke fun at your dopey ass, which is not fun, when instead i can do the exact opposite, which IS fun?
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>>726144712
You've just confirmed that people who get butt hurt over me are mad because the things I say actually apply to them
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>>726144666
you're welcome
new claimer? there's a gard claimer that really likes nami, though I don't see him much lately
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>>726144175
But... if the apartment is double size, and then I bring you, it will be like dividing apartment in half, bringing us back to start.
And if I'm ever having housemates again, they need to be able to clean up after themselves, having to clean up after other peoples meals before I could make my own got pretty damn old after 6 months.
>>726144259
Criminal Evidence, that sounds really interesting!
Looks like PC, OS X, Ubuntu 16.04+, SteamOS.
The game comes with a 47 page manual containing syntax and other stuff you need to play, no in-game tutorial.
>>726144436
>Capital punishment still on the rise
At least murder has gone down a bit!
>>726144579
Not yet, Dad.
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>>726144870
dude i love you
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>>726144870
I haven't confirmed anything, I'm just saying it's my opinion, some people might just tell you to fuck off because you're annoying
And I think you missed the rest of my point there
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I spilled mountain dew everywhere
no no no
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>>726145016
But it's past your bedtime
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>>726144925
Yeah, second time i claimed my Waifu.
League's waifu are pretty infrequent, i sometimes saw some Syndra but that's it, and Nevers saw the little nami
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