i like my women like i like my _________________.

>>726139055
Coffee. 12 years old and mixed up with coke

>>726139055
Car
i don't have a car

File: laughter stops.jpg (26KB, 356x256px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 356x256px

>>726139159
>coffee and coke

Wine, 7 years old and kept in my cellar

>>726139055
icecream. cold and not crawling away from me after i knocked them down.

Landscapes.

Beautiful and far away from me.

>>726139055
Batman. Full of batarangs

>>726139055
Peanut butter. Ground into a paste

>>726139055
i dont like women

>>726139055
Crunchy socks. Left out for days covered >>726139055
in my dry cum.

Covered in bees. COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEES!!

File: herpa derpa.jpg (45KB, 359x298px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 359x298px

ebin memes.
Saved as a two dimensional file with the wrong extension.

>>726139055
sorry, not the point of this thread but who is this?

File: Tiny version of that webm.webm (42KB, 30x30px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 30x30px

here, have a tiny version of that webm.

Beer. Cold emotionaly unavailable and fucks you up.

whiskey, 18 years old and mixed up in coke.

paper towels, white and covered in cum

>>726140005
well you aren't wrong

Hot pockets. In the freezer and caked with cheese.

Jews.

Dead.

>>726139983
nvm, I forgot reverse image searching was a thing

Shoes. Black with no soul

Who is that in the OP webm??

Niggers. Dead.

>>726139055
It's a trap.

>>726140479
An annoying cunt

File: mqdefault.jpg (7KB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 320x180px

>>726140479
>girl
ive got bad news for you

>>726140479
vapid whore #28402 that thinks she's impulsive and quirky when she looks like a fucking retard

File: gylve_66288q-560x397-616x440.jpg (53KB, 616x440px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 616x440px

>>726139055
would you guys find it entertaining to see this girl get lit on fire by isis?

>>726139055
Coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Mom. Obedient and able to make perfect chicken tendies.

>>726139055
Coffee. Straight black.

>>726140613
how so?

>>726140636
self obsesssed attention whore. gets told every other minute how gorgeous she is. likely spends hours a day looking at herself in the mirror/taking selfies/videos (and yes I am mad that she would never fuck me)

File: b.jpg (44KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 480x270px

>>726139055
coffee.
with my DICK IN IT

>>726139159
"Why don't you go have a seat over there."

>>726140005
It certainly is quite small

>>726140347
I know her

File: 1402940104948.jpg (69KB, 550x733px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 550x733px

Coffee. Watching someone else put in the cream

>>726140347
lol'd

>>726139055
I like my women like i like myself.
I dont like myself

Coffee. Hot and all over my lap while I'm driving.

>>726139055
I like women like I like.. My dick. I just really like my dick.

Coffee imported and taking soda's jobs

Coffee. burning my crotch after i paid for it

Coffee. Hot, black, and only costs $2.00

>>726139055

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

File: 1489845288364.png (79KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 540x540px

>>726139159
Did you mean whiskey you fucking retard?

File: 63847FamilyGuyVomit_zps18bab359.gif (120KB, 317x231px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 317x231px

>>726142016

>>726139055
source/name of dude in OP?

All over my lap while I'm driving.

>>726140587
Emily Rudd, its a girl

>>726139055
Coffee, black and mean as sin

>>726139055
farts: silent but deadly

>>726140005
> even more cuter

>>726139055
hammock. Bound to the ceiling for enjoyment whenever i need it.

>>726139055
Whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke
Coffee. Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade

>>726140005
Why would you do this?

>>726139055
...traps, with a feminine penis.

>>726139055
... land - fertile

>>726139055

"...coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

>>726139055
I like my women like I like my sandwiches, cut in half.

Farms.
With a Cock.

>>726139055
Coffee: in bags on a camel