Ig/fb wwyd thread
wwyd
>>726147164
Have her grind that fine ass on my cock as I sit back on my couch. Put on a little music to get her stripping, dropping the bottoms slowly to the floor, then turning to reveal her perky tits. Put my hands on her shoulders, push her to her knees in front of me. Pull her wet mouth deep to the base of my shaft, bobbing her head at a steady pace up and down the full length of my 8 inch shaft. Pull her up, turn her facing out so she can grind up and down my cock, slowly slipping it into her warm, dripping cunt. Pull her back, hand grasping her throat, choking her lightly as she moans in pleasure. After she cums, push her knees, stand up, and cover her innocent face with jizz as i smile into her eyes. Any nudes?
whoever gets 22 has to record a vocaroo rap including all the posts of this thread.
Sheckem
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo its ya boi whats good niggas word up we be killin em
[2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great
tic tac toe anyone?
>little does he know I'm an undefeated champion
checkmate.
I'm only shaking cause I'm cold...
who is you're favorite pornstar?
your mom
your mom
>>726144123
stacey cash, pity she's dead now
Hey /b/
>>726146505
Write Calvins slut on a piece of paper plz
>>726146505
Would you like personalized videos/voice recordings/panties i've worn?
I will do anything in them.
hi
ITT: Characters who are literally you
The Joker
>dangerous
>cunning
>doesnt give a fuck
>funny
>not to be messed with
>>726144772
1/10. Bait harder, cuntflap.
>dangerous
>cunning
>doesnt give a fuck
>funny
>not to be messed with
kill yourself
>>726144772
I'm fapping 6 hours straight now and edging
Ask me anything
>>726137544
Why?
How much of a faggot are you?
>>726137544
how long you been smoking meff?
chubby
>>726144367
not bad tbh
https://www.reddit.com/r/openloadPorn/comments/57nkc3/vanessa_cage_i_blackmailed_my_sister/
Lose weight you fat fuck
Why is life so fucking pointless? Who is responsible for this shit?
>>726143614
We don't know. So enjoy yourself. This shit ain't rocket science
>>726143614
Who, no one
What more like it
We don't know what is responsible for our existence but....being aware is the reason you suffer anon. Compare yourself with another animal, they just live but they don't question their existence which is good and bad at the same time.
Was looking for recommendations on pocket pussys. Girlfriend isn't putting out as much any more. Was looking for ones that feel more realistic or .... I guess just the most pleasurable.
Fleshlight, get a few different textures. No pussy in the world will pull the cum out of you harder.
>>726139866
Any you would recommend
>>726139721
Check out the fleshlight go. It's more manageable and affordable than a normal fleshlight.
>>726139866
Is right. They can be better than the real deal.
s/fur
I'm horny af
If you want to ask me something feel free to, I don't have anything better to do.
>>726142211
males of /b/
have you ever felt so insecure you had to post your picture online for validation?
>>726143348
few times I posted pictures of myself on 4chan with timestamp
>>726143348
Nope too insecure to post pics of myself
ITT: KYS
kk i am kill
>>726145184
go KYS
>>726145257
kk u first tho
well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official.i am the richest motherfucker on /b/
first to roll quads gets $35000
>>726147376
timestamp
Dem roll
>>726147376
rollerino cappuccino
RACISM TEST:
You're in a hurry to check out at the grocery store. One line has a white man working cashier. The other has a black woman working cashier.
All other factors being equal, which line do you choose?
>>726144220
Black woman's line. The white man's line has an old, Mexican lady who is going to write a check. She chose him because she's a racist, too.
The one with the least amount of people in it you fucking idiot
>>726144220
The black one. The white dude is there just to get trough college while the black woman does it as a full time job.