demand szechuan sauce! going to mcdonalds? getting nuggets? ask for szechuan sauce.
custom toppings on burger? ask for szechuan sauce.
mcdonalds? szechuan sauce.
It was to promote the 1998 movie Mulan morty
Give it 9 seasons.
>>727864568
Jeez rick, I just wanted to make some people sound stupid. B-but I guess you're too good for that huh?
Post spread or close-up shots of pussies and assholes
Not gay but dicks look better.
If someone gets trips I'm killing myself
>>727865559
Fucking shit
pls trips
>>727866003
so close
So /b/,
I'm curious about your opinion on my situation currently.
Short version: I've been accused of rape.
>Be 20
>In program for homeless young adults to help them develop independence
>>727861107
Submitted early on accident.
Cont.
>Have 5 months to get my shit together so I can get my own apartment
>Get a full time job within the first month and immediately start saving
>Bretty gud so far
>Get through the program a-okay.
>While I was in the program I developed a crush on one of the women from the staff
>Shes a little older (Late 20's) but Idc
>First night away from the program which was also a sober house for obvious reasons
>Decide to go out drinking with co-worker to celebrate after my shift the day I "graduated" the program
>>727861290
>Low and behold guess who shows up to the bar
>We make eye contact but decide to ignore each other out of respect (maybe fear idk)
>We ignore each other for the most part of the night, I happen to notice she was getting a lot of attention from some African dude who she keeps turning down
>He won't back off
>Getting slightly annoyed, yet relieved when she continues to tell him off.
>Few drinks later its last call and we're both still there
>She's stumbling. falling down drunk
>People she met there at the bar (group including a couple girls) offer to walk her home but she refuses
>I offer to walk her home instead
>After a few obvious questions I pass myself off as "someone she works with" and she seems okay for the moment
>Start walking her home and realize shes REALLY drunk
>>727861492
>Okayplayitsafe
>She continuously says shes good to walk home but she can't even stand up on her own
>Tell her just going to walk her home and thats it.
>She eventually says fine
>Not even 5 minutes after leaving the bar African dude rolls up in car with a couple friends offering her a "ride"
>Fuckoffcreep
>"No we're fine"
>Now I have to make sure she gets home for sure
>We're making more physically contact then we'd ever had (if any) since I have to hold her upright.
>Being the drunk asshole I am my hands kinda roam to the hip
explosion in St. Petersburger metro 10 people death
>>727865698
Accident ?
Terrorist attack ?
Rachid M'Barki is on the way for a flash info soon
>>727865698
psh, ten? try harder
>>727866079
Found the muslim.
/b/
Am I the only girl fag here?
Also I won't post pics of myself but you can fap to her
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>>727864398
I'm also a femanon, I'm not posting any pictures of myself so take my word for it
>>727864398
Probably has a dick
>>727864470
^^ me too
Girls you want to cover in cum
>>727866739
more
yo fellow metalheads of /b/ let's make another of these threads for finding new stuff
post 3 songs you currently listen to alot
I start with
Lamb of God - The Duke
Dethklok - Go Forth And Die
Testament - Neptune's Spear
>>727858587
Cannibal Corpse - Condemned To Agony
Repulsive Dissection - Apologist (Of Theodicy and Denial)
Analepsy - Atrocity Deeds
Panic! At The Disco - Hurricane
Cattle Decapitation - A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat
Misery Index - You Lose
Infant Annihilator - Soil The Stillborn
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727852776
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Tohsaka Rin claimed.
Get rolling
>>727862259
Roll
>>727862259
Roll
>>727862259
Roll>>727862357
Of course I get some black chick
Favorite saves from b, girls you need more of
>>727864359
Taylor Swift
>>727864359
Emma Watson
>>727864359
What does a nigger smell like? I haven't met a nigger in my life yet.
Also Nigga h8 thread
It's good to express yourself in a place where you're anonymous so that you suffer no consequences
>>727863813
this nig survived abortion
>>727863893
ur either a roodypoo or a roodypoo lover
What's the most immoral, violating, mean, degrading thing you've ever done to a girl?
>>727864360
Married her.
Put my pp in her pp
Convinced her I was rich and that I'd move her to Mexico with me in my mansion. Have sex with her. Say to her face lol I lied u dumb slut. Never speak to her again.
Yup
>>727862776
7/10 tits
8.5/10 face
7/10 body
I'd fuck you and come back for seconds. you're cute. more?
Sure
The girl in the image was attractive in an average way in 2012, yes. I very much doubt you are her though.
Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm here f-for you Anonymous, don't s-suffer in s-silence!
>>727864123
do i honk down some iced coffee today?
it is morning and have hour before manual honks
Why'd you study a shit degree and pseudoscience instead of choosing a real STEM or medicine/degree
how much longer will need to be affectionate and intimate with this pillow?