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It was to promote the 1998 movie Mulan morty

Give it 9 seasons.

>>727864568
Jeez rick, I just wanted to make some people sound stupid. B-but I guess you're too good for that huh?

Not gay but dicks look better.

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>>727865559
Fucking shit

pls trips

>>727866003
so close

>>727861107
Submitted early on accident.

Cont.

>Have 5 months to get my shit together so I can get my own apartment
>Get a full time job within the first month and immediately start saving
>Bretty gud so far
>Get through the program a-okay.
>While I was in the program I developed a crush on one of the women from the staff
>Shes a little older (Late 20's) but Idc
>First night away from the program which was also a sober house for obvious reasons
>Decide to go out drinking with co-worker to celebrate after my shift the day I "graduated" the program

>>727861290
>Low and behold guess who shows up to the bar
>We make eye contact but decide to ignore each other out of respect (maybe fear idk)
>We ignore each other for the most part of the night, I happen to notice she was getting a lot of attention from some African dude who she keeps turning down
>He won't back off
>Getting slightly annoyed, yet relieved when she continues to tell him off.
>Few drinks later its last call and we're both still there
>She's stumbling. falling down drunk
>People she met there at the bar (group including a couple girls) offer to walk her home but she refuses
>I offer to walk her home instead
>After a few obvious questions I pass myself off as "someone she works with" and she seems okay for the moment
>Start walking her home and realize shes REALLY drunk

>>727861492
>Okayplayitsafe
>She continuously says shes good to walk home but she can't even stand up on her own
>Tell her just going to walk her home and thats it.
>She eventually says fine
>Not even 5 minutes after leaving the bar African dude rolls up in car with a couple friends offering her a "ride"
>Fuckoffcreep
>"No we're fine"
>Now I have to make sure she gets home for sure
>We're making more physically contact then we'd ever had (if any) since I have to hold her upright.
>Being the drunk asshole I am my hands kinda roam to the hip

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>>727865698
Accident ?
Terrorist attack ?
Rachid M'Barki is on the way for a flash info soon

>>727865698
psh, ten? try harder

>>727866079
Found the muslim.

>>727864398
I'm also a femanon, I'm not posting any pictures of myself so take my word for it

>>727864398
Probably has a dick

>>727864470
^^ me too

>>727866739
more

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>>727858587
Cannibal Corpse - Condemned To Agony
Repulsive Dissection - Apologist (Of Theodicy and Denial)
Analepsy - Atrocity Deeds

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Panic! At The Disco - Hurricane

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Cattle Decapitation - A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat
Misery Index - You Lose
Infant Annihilator - Soil The Stillborn

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カラミチーマス

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Tohsaka Rin claimed.

>>727862259
Roll

>>727862259
Roll

>>727862259
Roll>>727862357
Of course I get some black chick

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>>727864359
Taylor Swift

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>>727864359
Emma Watson

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>>727864359

It's good to express yourself in a place where you're anonymous so that you suffer no consequences

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>>727863813
this nig survived abortion

>>727863893
ur either a roodypoo or a roodypoo lover

>>727864360
Married her.

Put my pp in her pp

Convinced her I was rich and that I'd move her to Mexico with me in my mansion. Have sex with her. Say to her face lol I lied u dumb slut. Never speak to her again.

>>727862776
7/10 tits
8.5/10 face
7/10 body

I'd fuck you and come back for seconds. you're cute. more?

Sure

The girl in the image was attractive in an average way in 2012, yes. I very much doubt you are her though.

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>>727864123
do i honk down some iced coffee today?

it is morning and have hour before manual honks

Why'd you study a shit degree and pseudoscience instead of choosing a real STEM or medicine/degree

how much longer will need to be affectionate and intimate with this pillow?