demand szechuan sauce! going to mcdonalds? getting nuggets? ask

It was to promote the 1998 movie Mulan morty

Give it 9 seasons.

>>727864568
Jeez rick, I just wanted to make some people sound stupid. B-but I guess you're too good for that huh?

>>727864629
97 years

It was just plum sauce. You have adult swim money, Justin. Just buy a bottle of plum sauce.

>>727864373
Literally just finished watching it the saw this thread the first thing

Rick and kitty is just st a ploy for that sauce all why the creators made it

>>727864373
rick, for fuck sake go to bed

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>>727865275
Oh, cause im such a *uuurp* inconvenience on a page thats *urp* nothing but crossdressing nancy boys and people who post nothing but porn.
Wha*uuurp*t happened to when this board had more to it huh? Used to have some original content, and funny pictures... then it all went out the window... now its just a *uuurp* gay bar you little shit. You hear me? It's just a gay bar now, just guys showing their dicks to other guys wearing dresses. Its like *urp* anti progress...

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>>727865760

Bu-bu-butt RICK, ayayayye don´t think this board is SO bad ayeyeyeyemean look there´s all sorts of whacky meems!

That entire episode was bullshit. A aprils fools joke of epic proportions. My cousin works for A.S. and confirms that was a fake episode.

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>>727865999

meh episode really...made worse by ending, wtf..

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>>727865999
The memes are dead morty! All the memes we used to use, the a*urrrrp*awesome face, the rage comics, and the *uuuurp* creepy pastas and stuff, they all got appropriated by other lesser websites M-morty. Stuff like 9gag and reddit morty... they uh *urrp* they stole 4chans soul morty... now all we have are trap threads and dick rate threads and both of those *uuurp* show signs of mental instability morty. They they they they just post pictures of their penis, because they are worried it might be too small, so they post it *urrp* here in the hopes that a stranger can validate their penis worth *urp* without going through embarrassment through someone they know. And its all *uuuurp* not even supposed to be on this board morty, they made a board for it morty, they are supposed... they are supposed to be on /soc/ morty. the board was made so they wouldnt post their dicks here morty, but the mods got lazy morty.... its all in the rules....ju*uuuurp*st look if you dont believe me....

>>727866064
yeah and my uncle works at nintendo...

>>727866287
It's a throwback to the pilot

>>727866287

this piece of shit deserves nerve agent to the face

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>>727866287
y-yyou see this guy morty? He's a piece of shit, you dont *urp* wanna be like him.

>>727866341
yeah but the szechuan shit was retarded...

That episode was the best now we know about the 9 seasons

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>>727866301

Oh maaan so so so uhhuuuhuuUUUAaayeeaye don´t know what to do about it Rick! Ayeyeyeee wasn´t the one who said "let´s kill another hour of our lives o-oh--OOoon an interdimensional clown bu-b-bu-bus instead of uuhuuUuUUh actually going on an adventure" Rick it was you! So we´re stuck here and I WANT TO GO HOME I HATE THIS PLACE RICK [BLEEP] DO SOMETHING RICK

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>>727866506

He he heh heheh ... heh Ayeyeeeyeeee guess there IS something good about this place, after uh-uh-Aaall Heheh .. heh I'm still better then them, huh Rick?

>>727864373

>2017
> writing "szechuan" instead of using pinyin

Fuck (((mcdonalds))) and rick and morty for advertising that shit

Typical pseudo-moralistic shitlibs. claim to be all about justice and shit but then support an (((animal torture corporation)))
Hitler hated animal cruelty and kikes
Hitler should have won
He would not tolerate this bullshit

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>>727866838
y-yeah morty, as long as you are here, there will alw*uuurp*ays be someone more retarded than you...

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>>727866642
we gotta post more original content morty, weeee *urp* need to even the tide....We *urp* cant let this place become a walking porn side morty, we have boards for that morty. we we we we should post more you laugh you lose threads morty, have you seen those morty? *urp* its where you look at pictures, and if one makes you laugh, you Loo*uuuurp*se... its a good time morty... you would like it morty.

So it was a commercial for mcdonalds, and the drones mindlessly praise it all according to their plan

why doesn't he just go back in time and get the sauce
Isn't that easy in rick and morty logic?
I haven't watched it much, but I imagine it would be

>>727867381
>stop liking what I dont like

>public things are stupid

>being hipster and not liking mainstream is cool

hows your flanel shirt and fucked up beard you little faggot? listen to any good vinyls lately? oh wait thats all you have cause your a retard.

>>727867449
we havent seen anything relative to time travel in the series just yet.

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>>727867343

Gee Rick uh uh ayyeeaye dont think that's such a good idea Rick uh uh duuuh last time we did that on Cromulus Zeta crunch someone p-p-po-posted d-d-that banana uhuhuuuurrr you sure we should do this?

This is definitely a big enough promotion for Disney that they are going to do a live action Mulan with the sole intention of bringing back szechuan sauce.

>>727867697

The funny thing is actually that I find this so absurdly likely that when you think about it, it almost comes off as a plan by Roiland.

>>727864373
Yes, fellow 4chan user I too enjoy McDonald's® and Rick and Morty
The joke is very funny and we are cool people for supporting this supporting this advertisement campaign
PS be sure to watch the new Mulan movie

>>727867449
no time travel yet, he could how ever find a universe in which the sauce wasnt limited time only.

>>727867817
get out of here Bob Iger

>>727867528
Keep shilling for your jewish corporations and you will be the first to hang on the day of the rope, you kike.

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>>727867680
either that or wallow in gay porn all day morty. This site is *uuuuurp* morally broken. people have become too complacent with pictures of dicks and male ass morty. you you you know that saying *uuurp* morty. "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."

>>727867907
that's the joke....

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>>727867934
wow, a nazi hipster, think its the first time ive seen one of those.

>>727867381
>>727867118
Shut up, McDonalds is moral and healthy and Jews are great people.

>>727867528
I agree, if you don't worship the mainstream, you are scum.
And pfft, why waste your money on music with good sound quality when you can be buying McDonalds?
What a faggot

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>>727867945

Yu-y-yyou're right, Rick! We have to stop these vile porn p-p-poOsters with OC uhuuhaayyee'll get the duckrolls from the trunk Rick !!!

>>727868051
>Isn't an antisemite
Opinion discarded

Ironically, hipsters are the ones who are mainstream and dislike Nazism. You are the hipster, you Jew loving retard

>>727867998
um i think he got it.

Reminder that Samurai Jack was postponed for literal fart jokes

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>>727864373
watched the rick and morty season premiere and am edgy

>the sauce hasnt come back

>the sauce will never come back

> get a life

>>727867118
I can agree with your sentiments to an extent but I watch this show on streaming sites because it's mildly entertaining

>>727868426
and now you're the joke....

>>727864373
Next time you get the urge to mindlessly promote a corporation for no apparent reason pick up a book or do some pushups or give your cat attention or play an instrument or do some art or do something that isn't a total waste of time

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>>727868322
nothing of this made sense, do you have to wear a helmet at home?

>>727868578
people want to try a sauce

>this is edgy and not having a life.

>>727869208
Fuck off you hipster kike
sage

>>727869318
No having such a shit job as a lowly shill that you advertise a jewish company is having no life. You should kill yourself
You fucking jewish cuck

>>727869371
>>727869454
samefagging isnt cool either....

>>727869318
You want to try it because the Jewish media told you that you should
I doubt you tried every sauce at mcdonalds as it is or every fast food sauce.
you're just a jewish shill or a literal zombie

>>727869067
then how do you justify your existance? being that everything you just said was a waste of time.

>>727869552
and you're even sadder.

>>727869371
>cant think for himself

>has to parrot insults already used back at the user

>trolling people online until his mommy comes home.

>>727866064
>fake episode
So it wasn't real? I didn't really watch a 20-odd minute episode?

>>727869588
By knowing I actually have a mind and I'm not a pathetic cucked drone
It doesn't take much effort to post while taking a shit, at least I have the ability to think and I'm not the lowest form of life like you are
You deserve to be cut up and fed to pigs
Fuck your jewish animal torture

>>727866640
Evenly spread out over 97 years.

>>727869454
neither ray croc or the mcdonald brothers were jewish, are you just stupid or do you shout stupid made up things when you are upset? Nothing about mcdonalds is jewish.

>>727869552
>jewish media

stopped reading here

>>727869665
I'm just pointing out that hipsterism is a jewish culture and you and your faggot cucked liberal jew show fandom are the definition of hipsterism

And you're a fucking jew, or at least like jews, which makes everything you say meaningless to most of 4chan. Even the degenerate /b/ hates Jews

Fuck off, kike.

>>727869762
>cucked drone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKWg3gDsFVM

>>727869928
being a hipster means you do not like stuff thats popular, why the hell would that have anything to do with jewish culture? are you honestly retarded?

>>727869928
none of this makes sense

>>727869829
It's primarley Jewish owned
>>727870067
No it doesn't you are just trying to jew the definition for the sake of defending your shill thread, which is typical. Hipster means ''hip'' as in mainstream. and it is a culture for pro-semetic faggots who watch the gay liberal media like you

>>727870218
its not primarily jewish owned, you are just making shit up for justifications.

>>727870107
That's because of your weak reading comprehension then. Or your just trying to Jew your way out of an argument

>>727870218
>doesnt know what the new definition for hipster is, uses the 1990 version

>im not a hipster

>>727870376
maybe its because in an attempt to be a stupid cuck nazi you forgot how to brain.

>>727870377
This is the most Jewish debate tactic.
You must have one of your rabbinic texts on hand right now for reference on how to debate without actually making any actual points

>>727869881
Yeah, the vast majority of the mainstream media is controlled by kikes

So since the mainstream is the media, and the media is controlled by Jews, anyone who is antisemetic is a hipster. How convenient

Kill yourself

>>727869552
You really have to samefag this hard to try and get your opinions across? Go back to /pol/, bud.

>>727866287
I actually thought it was one of the best episodes
Though perhaps it had something to do with the anticipation

>>727866064
It would be neat if television worked like this autistic kids mind... I'd watch all the fake episodes of shows before the real episodes

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>>727870754
Having a train of thought isn't same fagging. Again you avoid any actual argument
Don't hate me because I'm better than you and actually respect animals and despise greedy kikes that feed people crap that makes them weak and unmotivated
At least you can kill yourself and escape your miserable cucked jewish existence

Wow! Your humor is, like, so random!

RaM = newschool autist referenceshit

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>>727871035
Can't tell if troll or actual autistic nazitard.

>>727871116
>you can't like anything if I don't like it!
>if your opinion isn't my opinion it's shit!
Gtfo fag.

>>727870344
Not him. But while there are no known statistics that say weather it is or not, logically it probably is like most of the biggest companies. Almost everything is sold by a few companies and ''global elite'' are a few jewish bankers.
Also, mcdonalds is very pro-israel.
I don't know why you are so offended by what he is saying, though. This is 4chan, anti-semeticism belongs here

>>727871789
*are a few families of jewish bankers

>>727871789
>>727871840
Same fag.

>>727867572
>>727867825
yes we did some time travel related episode, remember the split screen multiverse stuff ? it was a serious mess, they're not going to mess with it again