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Alright /b/ please help me out
I'm on probation and now I have to blow in this fucking thing at various times to check alcohol content. The problem is, I really wanna get fucked up tonight. Anyone know how long alcohol stays in your breath? I have to test at 7:45 tonight and then at 6 am tomorrow, so I really need to plan this out. Also, General Alcohol Thread

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:23:36 Post No.743907591
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>>743907403
Why don't you butt chug vodka instead. It won't show up on a breathalyzer that way. You'll get wayyyy more fucked up too.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:24:25 Post No.743907676
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I do breath alcohol testing for a living. Alcohol fumes will stay in your lungs for about 8 hours. This varies depending on how much you drink. The more you drink, the longer it will stay in your system. 1 beer may last as long as 3 hours.

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try this
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:52:46 Post No. 743899655 [Report] [View this topic]

Deutschfaden! Nächtlicher Sektionsfaden!

Fragen zum Militär!

1.) Sollen die in Deutschland stationierten Atombomben abgezogen werden?

2.) Ist die Bundeswehr deiner Meinung nach gut ausgerüstet und ausgebildet?

3.) Wie siehst du die von Gutenberg abgeschaffte Wehrpflicht?

Fragen zur Politik!

1.) Was erhoffst du dir bei der kommenden Bundestagswahl?

2.) Was wäre dein Wunschbundestag nach dieser Wahl?

3.) Was sollte sich nach dieser Bundestagswahl ändern?

Fragen zur Wirtschaft!

1.) Sollte der Mindestlohn in Deutschland erhöht werden?

2.) Was sagst du zum bedingungslosen Grundeinkommen?

3.) Welche Industrie siehst du für die Zukunft als gesichert in Deutschland?

Fragen zur Wissenschaft!

1.) Wo siehst du die Fortschritte der Wissenschaft in 50 Jahren?

2.) Siehst du die Wissenschaft als erweiterte Evolution des Menschen?

3.) Sollte die Bundesregierung mehr in den Breitbandausbau von Deutschland investieren?

Abschlussfrage!

Welche Fragesektion fandest du am Besten?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:54:37 Post No.743899806
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OP is ne dumme Fotze!

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>>743899655
>3.) Was sollte sich nach dieser Bundestagswahl ändern?

Mit dem Völkermord aufhören?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:42:56 Post No. 743909112 [Report] [View this topic]

Some type of thread about stuff that you chuckle at, and if by chance you chuckle, you are defeated.

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>>743909112

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>>743905217
Youre wearing dirty high vis? What do you do?

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>>743905458
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Gf wife's tits thread pt 2?

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>>743900297
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Did it yesterday, gonna do it again today. So trips chose what I fap to

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>>743908297
me personally i watch a shit ton of stuff from infernal restraints

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>>743908297
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New Celeb thread

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i like how this is going...i hope it doesn't get...bamboozled.

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Wwyd thread

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Love that hair to say the least

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>>743897851
hold her head and push my cock slowly deep down her throat. don't break eye contact till i cum.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:07:32 Post No. 743900955 [Report] [View this topic]

Dear Anons who drive vehicles regularly:

I drive in the left lane, and I observe the posted speed limit. If someone tries to pass me, I speed up just enough so they can't get by, and then I resume driving the speed limit.

Does this make you angry?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:09:23 Post No.743901106
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>>743900955
>so they can't get by

they must be as faggy as you are

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>>743900955
Then i just keep driving over the speed limit so that you don't slow down, it would be the same as if i passed you.

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>>743900955
>Does this make you angry?
It makes me pass you on the right. Depending on where you live, it also gets you pulled over.

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Left or right bread

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 09:30:57 Post No.743902998
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>>743902934
Right.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:05:48 Post No. 743895501 [Report] [View this topic]

Garbage-tier films. I'll start...

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>>743895501
/tv/ -->

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> hyper unrealistic christian vigilantism

This movie is the American bible belt in a nutshell. Just shoot people you don't like and use the authority and high moral ground of your favorite imaginary sky fairy to justify it.

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