Garbage-tier films. I'll start...

>>743895501
/tv/ -->

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> hyper unrealistic christian vigilantism

This movie is the American bible belt in a nutshell. Just shoot people you don't like and use the authority and high moral ground of your favorite imaginary sky fairy to justify it.

>>743895501

What was so shit about it?

>>743895501
Why is it garbage? Just curious

>>743896054
no

>>743895501
>>>/tv/

>>743895710
>>743896909
/tv/ is literally full of garbage people
like the absolute scum of the world

>>743896156
Check out the rotten tomatoes reviews: the 0-2 star reviews nailed it.
Don't waste your time with this crap, trust me. Trailer is better than the film...

>>743895501
The Room

yawn

It comes at night was fucking terrible. And what makes it terrible is that it could've been so God damn good. The director is fucking autistic

>>743896198
No payoff for your time investment whatsoever: the ending is basically "fuck you." It's the kind of movie where the only positive is you (hopefully) didn't pay to see it... But tastes differ. Who knows: maybe the film is awesome and it's just me who is fucked up.

>>743897276
This is true

CAPTCHA: agreed

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Thread wouldn't be complete without this "gem"

>>743896054
>the american bible belt
>they're irish bostonians

>>743898783

Not enough irish bostonians in the world to upvote this shit on IMDB to anything above a 5. It's utter shit that white christians (who hate minorities and think shooting all the gang members in the world would create peace) fucking love.

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>>743896054
>bible belt
>characters are Irish
>takes place in North East
It's okay man, not everyone passes geography

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>>743899487
Are you trying to tell me shooting minorities and gang member wouldn't create peace?

>>743897881
Idiot

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this. complete fucking trash.

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>>743899662
hahahaha

no

>>743899662
she look like she got a fat ass i'd fuck that witch

Birdemic

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> read Dark Tower by Stephen King
> see there's a movie in the making
> so excited
> see movie
> want to kill everyone involved in making this trash

>>743899532
it'll realise its glorious fail when it talks to an irish for the first time
assuming optimal education from now until that point

>>743899661

Contribute, then. You waste of oxygen.

>>743899648

I live in a mostly white neighborhood and most of the crime there is perpetrated by white homeless people. I was just alluding to the "final solution" thinking that I've heard racist family members belch out occasionally to the tune of "if you want to solve the gang problem, then just round them all up and put them in a football stadium with a bunch of guns."...

>>743899959
jim and /b

>>743899959
If you ever got the vision of Idris Elba in your head from reading the descriptions of Roland from the first book, then you have a learning disability. I mean come on, give Mathew McCock black hair and he'd have been a better fit for Roland..

In all honesty though, I didn't see the movie because I thought it would totally go off from the books, was I correct?

>>743900554
Only thing the movie has in common with the book are the names of main characters and the title. They could have made at least 5 sequels, all of them good. They chose to make 1 and really bad at that

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1/3

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>>743900978
2/3

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>>743901035
3/3

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>>743901035

>>743900363
It's called Chicago and it's working.

>>743901359
Truuueee

>>743901359
I'd fuck Bulma in the anus though.

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Just... Don't

>>743899662
dude this movie was amazing.

>>743900978
this

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Greatest movie ever made no bully.

>>743896054
This movie does suck ass though...

>>743899959
Whoever made the decision for roland to be black has forgotten the face of his father.

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Mom made me watch this with her.
I was so fucking disgusted.
How could de niro take part in this shitfest...

She enjoyed it tho. I guess that tells a lot about her...

>>743899959
Dark. Tower.
>i keked

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>>743895501

>>743902533
edgy

>>743901791
I remember waching this, i rented it for the banter with my brother and we regret every second of it, it's so trash and BORING

>>743899532

The movie epitomizes the simplistic superstitious mentality of religious people that occupy most of the midwest. Doesn't matter where it takes place or that the characters are stereotypes of uneducated irish tough guys from boston.

>>743895501
literally just watched this. its so shit i couldn't believe it.

>>743903328
From now on, I regard imdb and rotten tomatoes reviews the same as "fake news."
"Critically acclaimed" my ass...

>>743903800
i already do lol. im happy i didnt spend money on this shit at least.

>>743896054
>Just shoot people you don't like and use the authority and high moral ground of your favorite imaginary sky fairy to justify it.

sounds like islam to me

>>743900978
this sucked ass. the fucking little asshole kid was worse than the monster, i was rooting for the monster the whole movie

>>743901613
i liked it

>>743901791
if movies had an IQ, this one would be a negative number

>>743902826
Why is it good?

>>743903180
> the banter

Shit movies can also be fun tho if you have friends to do mystery science theatre jokey commentary with. Alcohol helps too...

>>743904801
very good, just not popular with 13 year olds

>>743900570
>mad theres a new potato chip scene

>>743901791
actually a great movie

>>743904636
The qt3.14 was the only redeeming feature

>>743904410
except islam is shit and christianity good

>>743904763
Fuck you, this was actually kind of good.

idk i enjoyed it comes at night i dont see what the massive problem

>>743904875
I've already appreciated the piece. I'm just curious to see why it's good.
15y mentality may not apply>>743904875

>>743895710
u gotta do it like this, it really makes a statement:
>>>/tv/

>>743895501
Cloud atlas. Absolute shit.

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This slog fest right here.
>Wife and I want to watch a horror film
>Hey cool, something new on Netflix!
>Three quarters into the movie, still haven't seen a single interesting or scary thing

That unboxing of letters was intense though, 10/10

>>743898624

You fail. That movie is great.

>>743901908
Why is it in french

>>743905373
Agree with you. Rises was better.

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>>743895501
Not a film but still, deserves a special mention
don't watch it for the story

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>>743904763
I liked that movie

>>743899959

Books themself are garbage tier anyway. Why are you surprised about the movie?

>>743898539
1/10; trolls gotta troll

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>>743901693

are you bother retarded? witch was the most boring pile of shit ever. have you ever watched a horror movie before?

>>743905639

Yeah I couldn't watch. Fell for the hype watched 4 episodes

>>743898624
Casey is one of my favorite actors, after that scene where he beat Tom Cruise's ex wife to near death.

>>743898624
What's so garbage about this film?

>>743899662
Completely agree. One of the biggest problems was they laid the accents on so thick you couldn't understand WTF they were saying.

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Winner right here.

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>>743906198
I wouldn't really call it a horror movie, although it was mistakenly advertised as such.

If you watch the movie and judge it as a thriller, believe it is much better. Give it a chance I say.

>>743896054
This should be the poster-child movie for Garbage-Tier films. I've watched a lot of them and this one sucked so bad I actually couldnt make it through it.. twice. I dont get why people go sparkle eyed of this.

>>743899959
It's like some exec saw the genres as "Scifi/western/fantasy" & said "Hey, Jon Carter tanked, let's make it a "YA dystopian scifi superhero flick instead. Also, let's make this Roland guy a supporting character".

Few things this decade have pissed me off more than this waste of everyone's time.

>>743896636
You misspelled "I agree with you Sir"

>>743898624

"By fondling my penis...I'm gonna obfuscate these seagulls".

>>743904410
Sounds like America to me

>>743906225
i watched it all the way to the end
i regret everything
the amount of plot convenience and bending their own rules

>>743897881
every one knows that movie sucks no one rational will disagree with you why even

>>743897881
Best film ever

>>743900363
>just round them all up and put them in a football stadium with a bunch of guns
Please tell me how this plan would not work, and would be the fault of anyone but the ones in there with the guns.

>>743906606
sounds like religion no wait humanity to me

>>743904636

I'm with you bro. Not a deep film, but I thought it was decently put together and entertaining.

>>743900554
I honestly didn't give a fuck about Idris being cast, that didn't bother me. The movie itself did, it'll piss you off to no end.

>>743902222
Checked nigger

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fuck this movie

>>743898624
What's the plot of this in a nutshell? Can anyone tl;dr it for me? Or tl;dw as it were...

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>>743904763
>MAKES 'JUNO' LOOK POSITIVELY TAME BY COMPARISON

>>743907140
>autistic kid
>roasting a fat woman

What's to hate?

>>743901359
I watched it while I was high. Can definitely recommend it was hilarious as fuck

>>743902222
I haven't seen the movie but Idris Elba is awesome, man. Nice quads though.

>>743907412
>Idris Elba is awesome
Not in this shitfest he ain't.

>>743907708
Guess I'll have to take your word for it. That's a bummer to hear.

>anything made since 2011

>>743907843
He very well might have done a great job as Roland, but the script/director/studio fucked up everything about this movie so completely, we'll never know.

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This isn't garbage tier exactly so I guess I'm deviating a little bit from the request but I'm posting it anyway for being overrated as fuck. One day I'll get around to watching it again just because of how much everyone cums buckets over it but it bored the shit out of me when I saw it the first time and it's looooong.

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>>743898539

>>743901502
We'd all fuck bulma in the anus

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>>743895501

>>743906154
>>743908105
shit movies..

>>743908072
It had a terribly misleading title that makes you think it'll be much more than it is.

>>743898624
Yup. Fucking dumb waste of time.

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I fell for the hype surrounding this movie so I decided to go watch it (all by myself cuz I had no one to go with).

Baby Driver was just.. meh. The first half was good, but the second half sucked hard. I wouldn't say it's an outright bad movie, it was for the most part O-K...but after the first half it just went downhill.

>>743899487
>spend the entire movie killing Italians and some Russians
>implying catholics are human

>>743899662
Yep. Crap. This and OPs had potential but ended falling flat on their fucking faces

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>>743903192
This is the most sanctimonious, faux-intellectual gibberish I have heard in a long time. Im guessing youve never even been to the Midwest, let alone done any amount of legitimate investigation on the subject, you fedora-wearing, Salon reading, liberal arts degree seeking piece of pretentious trash.

>>743906010
They had some interesting parts but yea mostly shit. Didn't need to be drawn the fuck out in 7 long ass books.

>>743902222
Amazing comment deserves amazing quad get. Bless you anon.

>>743896054
Blasphemy! Make your peace, you infidel!

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>>743908072
You must be an idiot

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>>743908710
>This is the most sanctimonious, faux-intellectual gibberish I have heard in a long time.

Funny because that's exactly what your comment is projecting right now. Stop trying to use big boy words because we can easily see through them and realize your argument is really vapid and just corny.

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>>743895501
This

>>743908596
Saw it with a chick and fucked afterward you are a faggot

>>743899959
I always imagined Randall Flagg looking like Lemmy from Motörhead

>>743905410
Don't know if bait, but... its in spanish.

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>>743909086
I'm sure you did. Now what is your argument here?

>>743905373
I thought all of Nolan's Batman movies were shit. I'd rather watch Batman and Robin, and I am under no illusions that that was a good movie.

>>743908596
I feel exactly the same anoon.

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>>743895501
literally just watched it two hours ago, it was really good. well paced and intense horror. fuck off op
>>743897718
the fact that you can't even formulate what you "disliked" about it and has to refer to rotten tomato reviews is quite telling

>>743906463
Who the fuck is that one on the right laughing at?

>>743909060
Fuck this super hyped faggot movie. Never saw it in 3d tho. Heard that's the only good part about it. Shrug.

>>743907140

Eh....can see why an under 30 would not like.
Things, movies were different in the 90's kid.

>>743909470
I think it was because Avatar started the trend of quality 3D cinema that it became iconic. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>743908993
Care to explain why you think this?

>>743902222
What a great post, thanks for the laugh.

>>743909086
Glad you got some poon, bruh, but that isn't really a reflection on the movie itself.

I haven't even seen it yet, just saying.

>>743897276
regular /tv/ poster her
confirming this pov is quite accurate 2bh4U

>>743909894
I feel the same way about /v/ even though I'm a regular there. Any idea why we do it to ourselves?

>>743906469
what
does
her
cunt
smell
like
?

>>743910067
You started a whole thread to ask that question the other day and I don't think we reached a consensus.

>>743908596
I rather liked it.

>>743910057
must be the meme rich environments, somewhere to meme off with like-minded memesters...
/tv/ and /v/ are the memecenters these days after all

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>>743910067
JUICY
FUCKING
HOT
MELTING
SCORCHING
BURNING
FUCKING
BROWN
DISGUSTING SHIT-FILLED FUCKING ASS!

>>743895501
damn I thought that was a cat leashed up from the thumbnail.

>>743910245
I thought the general consensus was an odour of stale cheetos mixed with freshly opened canned tuna?

>>743898624

murder yourself my man

>>743910587
:^)

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>>743895501
Back when hollywood was getting carried away with live action adaptations

>>743905639

See the movie. Yul Brenner was perfect in this film.

>>743904581
>that's the point.

Monster represents grief. We see the kid as a little shit because the mother thinks the kid is a little shit. She resents him and wished he would have died instead of her husband. You're supposed to hate him. It's really not that deep.

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I fucking hate this piece of over hyped, stylized garbage.

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>>743899662
i disagree. i think this movie had great atmosphere and suspense. really good cinematography also, i still reme

>>743901035
I don't get why people categorize it as the "worst movie of all time" when this;>>743901359
is beyond worst.

>>743911467
I love the Fifth Element but objectively it really isn't a very good movie. I just enjoyed it anyway.

Frank Miller's The Spirit

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>white "people" are trailer trash and evil lol

Most replayed movie in german free tv btw.

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This here.

>>743904410
inquisition and Nazism.

What's the point of these threads its just all you idiots posting decent films trying as hard as you can to trigger someone or be edgy.

>>743899662
Fuck off cunt i'll fight you irl.

Seriously though Witch was fucking amazing. It was sold as a horror film, and so people went expecting long-haired ghost girls jumping out of the shadows, and what they got was a supernatural folk tale. Cinematography and acting are both excellent.

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If you thought this film was good then you have serious problems.

>>743908072
Great film. Overated, maybe. But still great.

>>743911954
In my opinion it was decent

>>743912470
Are you black?

>>743908072
It's worth watching for Day-Lewis's acting alone. The cinematography is just the icing on the cake.

I never liked the music though.

>>743911633
OH MY GOD.
I even forgot this movie existed, it was so bad!

>>743900570
Willem Dafoe and the gore were the only good things in that one.

>>743912470
I choose to watch that instead of Shrek when I was a kid.

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legends say that, if you ever watch what's in this tape your brain will erase it from existence.

>>743902317
Lmao my girl had me take her to see that for her birthday. She's no longer allowed to choose films.

>>743904763
i was gonna post this fucked up shit tier movie.

>>743899662
fuck off, this one was awesome. you're probably a faggot who cried after watching it

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This movie is basically a metaphor about catching an std and spreading it around because it's the right thing to do.

I wouldn't even care about the questionable morals but for how overhyped this is it bored the fuck out of me too.

every movie that indian open bob guy named "amir khan" plays

>>743913182
For some reason I love this movie. It makes no sense but there's just something about it...

>>743911467
fuck you this movie is awesome

>>743907140
I've never been able to shake the sense that Dicaprio is actually, genuinely retarded. Nothing he's done since has changed that feeling.

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>>743896054
>Ireland is the American bible belt in a nutshell
fixed that for ya!

>>743899662
that movie is dope what the fuck is your problem

>>743912128
I thought this was pretty good. Not amazing but p good.

>>743915058
What the fuck is this, a movie about 4chan?

>>743915132
Are you like... trolling lol?

>>743910939
the movie is fucking terrible. even for it's time it was lame and boring. You know exactly whats going to happen from scene fucking one. I don't mean in general, what happens. i mean you can guess every single generic frame of this fucking snore-fest.

...The show is good but i agree, the story falls off hard and pisses you off the last couple episodes. they try to be deep and philosophical buuuut no. no, robots are not humans.

>>743905639
>not a film
>series is based on a film

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Absolute trash.