>Walk into grocery store >See this What do you do?

>>743909019
say
wellie wellie wellie wellie well

Think why the fuck the grocery store has weeb art on the walls.

>>743909019
Notice unique tradedress for a grocery store

Shit in my hands and clap.

>Walk out of grocery store

>>743909148
Fuck I'm almost original

>>743909019
die

Turn around 360 degrees and run

turn 360 degrees and run

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>>743909019
disarm the ruffian using my perfected blade techniques. he didn't have a chance, heh.

>>743909019
Survive by walking at a faster than usual but quite slow pace.

>>743909019
laugh

>>743909019
>Teleport behind him

"Nothing personnel kid"

>>743909019
fap

>>743909117
Danny Phantom OC

I go ghost.

>>743909019
im goin ghost

"Where'd ya get the chin putty kid?"

>>743909019

go about my day, this fucker can't shoot for shit.

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Summon my greatest warrior

>>743909019
Stand still because the fucker only hit 3 out of 53 shots. I pretty much have no chance of dying to this fag fucker.

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>>743909019
say "this isn't a school"

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i aint scared of this nigga

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>>743909019
"Sorry, man. I'm demoing my Halloween costume. I'm not actually black."

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I'd watch him waste 10 bullets trying to kill himself.

>>743909019

Do 360
Walk away

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>>743909019

>>743909019
>dying to a tranny sjw piece of shit
i am terrified by this thought

>>743910528
10/10 best response

>>743909019
Poor Randy Stair will for ever be known as the most pathetic mass shooter in the history of mass shooters. Hes probably getting picked on by Dylan, Eric, and Elliot in hell right now.

>>743909019

Continue shopping. His aim is so bad he's never hit me by the time I had finished.

stand still as he tries to kill me at point black with buckshot because he would miss anyway

>>743911069
Silly Anon, Elliot is living in heaven. smiting women to hell alongside jesus, driving in his BMW.

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>>743909019
tell him his waifu a shit

>>743909019
walk out

Nothing, he fucking sucks at shooting. His name is Randy Stair look up his shooting videos

Turn 540 degrees and walk away

>>743909019
Continue shopping the kid can't hit shit