Sissy encouragement thread. give in to it and be a happy cum slut
>>744575137
Friendly Associates you fap to p2
>>744588233
>>744588274
>>744588233
>be me
>24yo femanon
>invite guy over from Tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>have sex
>i don't really like sex but i pretend as much as i can and he comes
>grab a bottle of wine from my bedside locker as he gets dressed
>"would you like some wine?"
>"oh wow, thanks anon"
>he leaves with the bottle of wine
>sitting here with his jizz inside me googling pharmacy opening hours
>looks like there's a nearby one open until 10pm so i have 50 mins to get the morning after pill
Why do all my Tinder dates end like this? I just want to be held. I just want companionship.
>>744585777
You kinda asked for it.
. Whore.
>>744585850
why am I a whore and not him?
>>744585777
You are to old for romantic bullshit what you are doing now is what you are supposed to do. Soak up men's cum.
s/fur
Fuck why is furry porn so hawt
Because it plays on animalistic urges
Hey /b/ try out this game we used to have a sort of /b/alliance guild in it
Also weekend has double ap regeneration
http://www.hellrising.com/index.php
This is a horror mmorpg called hellrising. Its a game where you play as either vampires,zombies or humans stuck in a quarantined city trying to survive.
If you pick human your goal is generally trying to make a safe base, surviving and hunting undead. You have plenty of skills such as crafting, Gun skills, and abilities to help you search for supplies better.
If you are a vampire, they are made to hunt. Your general goal is to kill humans and fight with the zombie competition. They have skills such as the ability to track the last people they attacked/who attacked them, sensing inside building and gaining damage with everything you kill.
If you are a zombie you are great in numbers and surprise attacks. Your goal again would be to kill humans and fight with the vampire competition. They have skills allowing them to pretend to be a corpse to evade detection, they can drag people from buildings and increase their power the more zombies are in one area
There are also npcs with unique drops to kill as well as players
Anyways give it a try. I'm gonna link some useful guides here in case you want to understand the game more before giving it a try
http://hellrising.wikia.com/wiki/Game_FAQ
http://slimebeast.com/forum/hell-rising/tyr's-newbie-guide/msg1801/#msg1801
HERE IS A MAP OF THE GAME
PLACES OF IMPORT ARE THE POWER PLANT AND FORT BOILINGS
h/fur
On a scale of 1-10 how retarded is somebody who taped their windows to prepare for hurricane Irma in Florida instead of evacuating?
>>744585272
I walked past a house today that had masking tape on their windows. If something is strong enough to break the glass, the tape ... wait, you know, it could be enough
>>744585953
The masking tape just makes the glass easier to pick up if it shatters
Buckle in lads. We're on the wincest express.
>be 15
>sister often had friends stay the night. They were 14.
>her friends were into me. I would normally hang with them for bits most of my friends were vacationing in the summer
>I wake up and sisters friend was there. We will call her Amanda
>one day we were playing PS2. Sister steps out of room. Amanda was in these super short shorts. I was in basketball shorts.
>"Hey anon, come help me find a game". Okay! I go to help her pick out a game.
> when I get to the entertainment center to grab a game she stops right in front me me.
>ooooooshit datass.
>she looks back at me and smiles. She pushes her ass into my crotch and just rubs her pussy up against me.
>instaboner. I had been eyeballing her all day. She must have caught me.
> I grind up back against her since Super Dick had come to save the day. She tensed up. The way she looked at me when we were teasing one another made me want her more.
>We decide to watch a movie instead after what had happened. I needed time to ploy a way to go fap
>I lay on the couch trying to lose my boner before anyone comes back. Amanda comes to the couch with a blanket and a lustful look. My boner wasnt going away any time soon
>>744579166
Should I continue?
>>744579166
interesting do continue
>>744579278
yes you fucking faggot why do faggots always ask this these days just type out your story and post it
Creepshots
If you got some good creepshots share them
amateur blowjob + titfuck Pt 3. Post OC/GF/Wife
Drawthread
Please do not the cat
Soo..req?
>>744582580
Show
boipuss
>>744582683
Soon
"Hey, anon! Me and the gals are ready for our date. You just need to roll dubs. Roll trips and we'll kiss you!"
I could see the girl with pink hair getting pretty big after a couple years.
No thank you I'm a good Christian boy
Roll for serving them my asshole for 3 courses
pics you shouldnt share contin.
>>744586625
I know a girl with a body like that. A mutual friend said she'd be into me if the situation arised, so I'm hoping I can smash dem tiddies.
can we get more of her?
This waitress should be shot, trying to steal from honest people.
http://www.watchthis.com/story/culture/2017/07/18/mom-makes-disturbing-discovery-her-restaurant-receipt-video
>>744582318
I've had similar experiences
when out to eat with my co workers and the waiter handed out hand written recipes with inflated prices
I guess its a common scam
when I see these, why get mad, any tip payed with a card is automatically reported as taxable income and comes out your check, only real money to be made is cash tips which you "wouldn't" report
i like how the waitress thought she was in the right for stealing, sure not tipping is mildly shitty but that bitch can go fuck herself for taking what isn't hers
glad she was fired
How does it feel to pee with a cock? And how hard does it get? Guys say things like "rock hard" and stuff, but thats just exaggeration right?
>>744584761
Just point and shoot. It probably feels the same as peeing with a vag. Just travels a bit longer I suppose.
And not literally hard like a rock. Just very hard to the touch.
You can't piss with a boner.
Nature's little safety mechanism.
>>744585135
Hah, sure you can. The fuck is wrong with your dick?