>be me >24yo femanon >invite guy over from Tinder >he's

>>744585777
You kinda asked for it.
. Whore.

>>744585850

why am I a whore and not him?

>>744585777
You are to old for romantic bullshit what you are doing now is what you are supposed to do. Soak up men's cum.

Hey, you are in the UK I think. So, if you have some more wine, I might be back.

>>744585777
Wtf do you expect from tinder? It is a hookup app, nothing else lol

>>744585881
He didn't invite YOU over did he?

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>>744585777

>>744586006

I'm still a person. Couldn't he have stayed and talked for a few minutes? He treated me like three wholes

>>744585777
>Why do all my Tinder dates end like this?
Because you fucked him on the first "date" before you even had a chance to know him? If you want a bf out of it then why did you approach it like you wanted a one-night stand?

>not using hormonal birth control

99% sure this is a male anon shitposting

>>744586102
If you act like three holes then what do you expect.

>>744586174

I always gain weight on the pill. I normally use condoms but he didn't want to

>>744586102
Again, you are on tinder, a hookup app. Every girl on tinder is just three holes, nothing else. Also, you invited him to fuck you, why would he talk to you?

>>744585777
>have sex first night
>do this several times
>"why am I treated the way I present myself?"

>>744585881
He is also a whore. You both are. But he's probably not complaining about it.

>>744585777
maybe you should ask for the cuddling? or stop fucking chads

>>744586102
Holes. Thats all you are on tinder, a set of holes for cum to be shot in. If you want to be treated like a person try not whoring yourself out on sex apps. The words "dating app" are used so sluts like you can mental gymnastic thier way into signing up for a sex hook up. You are a cum rag. Deal with it.

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>>744585881

For expecting a real date out of a hook-up app would be the allegation. Personally I think you probably did it for the cum. Sexually frustrated women do really strange things, for some reason I think back to this girl in high school who would draw dicks on paper and then eat the paper. At least yours was real.

>>744585777
>Looking for actual relationships from Tinder

>>744586261

It's hard though. I'm socially anxious so it's easier just to have sex and then hopefully take it from there

>>744585777
>complaining about having a different person to have sex with in a regular basis
Did you know that there are TONS of people out there that don't even have the pleasure of a simple conversation with the opposite sex?

tits or gift

>>744585881
he's not a whore because he's a man. it's as simple as that. nice trips by the way, whore.

>>744586417
That's not how relationships work. If you give out sex with no expectation of follow thru or commitment then don't be surprised when thier isn't any. Also can I fuck you bareback to? I'll be your best freind.

>>744586435
stop being a faggot

Absolutely pissing at the idea of him taking the wine and leaving like it's a thank you gift

>assuming this is just a guy as no timestamped tits were posted, but I'll humor the thread.

Are you at least decently attractive or are you a chubby/bbw? You could just be a guilty fuck for lonely guys. How is your personality? Do you just get right down to business and skip the small talk? You might be giving the impression that is all YOU want, so the guy feels obligated to gtfo your home after the deed is done. Requesting photographic proof this isn't a troll.

Hell if you were pretty enough for me to sleep with I'd stay and shoot the breeze. I'd rather have a fuck buddy (emphasis on both words) than a one night stand.

>>744586435
No she doesn't. Women can get laid/attend paid to them pretty much at will. Very few women know what social isolation is.

Timestamp and tits or GTFO.

>>744585777
Stop behaving like a whore. I met my wife at a birthday party and having sex the first time out, is a great way to not get a call back.

People keep saying, why do I meet guys for sex and then go from there? But when I try to date conventionally it's even worse.

I went on a date with a guy from POF. it was going ok, we had a starter. then we had a mains and he ordered chicken korma and rice

so anyway while he was eating I told him I find it hard to eat rice because it resembles maggots. then I just kept telling him facts about maggots and about maggot therapy and cerebral myasis and stuff. i was just talking about something i found interesting.

anyway he went to the bathroom and five minutes later, a waitress came up to me and said "your date had to go. He said there was an emergency and to give you this for his half of the meal" and handed me $30.

>>744586417
I understand. But you offer someone sex, nothing else. If you continue to put out on the first date, you won't get many second dates.

>>744586435
this, how I can set up a date when the tinder sluts hardly ever answer?

>>744586248
Now you also have to worry about STDs..

>>744586677
>then I just kept telling him facts about maggots and about maggot therapy and cerebral myasis and stuff. i was just talking about something i found interesting.
it's because you are disgusting, that's disgusting

>>744586755
You can't. You have a penis. So unless rape is your bag you have to wait for a slut like op to invite you over.

>>744585777
If you're pretty then just use it to your advantage damn.

>>744586677
how can you be that autistic?
also tits or gtfo

>>744585777
>Why do people expect Tinder dates to work out? >You think men have great Tinder experiences? No
just their own horror stories.
>There's no good dates on a site made for desperate and mentally ill people to have one night stands.

>>744586858
>>744586831
It's bait you fish

>>744586677
You probably know this already, but you should have stopped talking about the various disgusting things his food looked like.

>>744586840

I had lots of interesting facts though that a lot of people wouldn't know. I thought it might be more interesting than normal first date talk

>>744586907
Fish

>>744586755
I've been using a trick to get me laid on tinder, At first I used tinder for a year and got like 10 or 15 matches over the course but none of them ended in sex

I started using this trick about a month ago and i've already fucked four girls, not shitting you

The thing is if i tell you, everyone will start doing it and girls will catch on to it, so its a catch 22 for me

I wanna help you but i wanna help myself more

>>744585850
Tits or GTFO

>>744585777
you're hooking up on tinder.
expecting to get a lasting relationship from there or meeting someone who's not just looking for an easy/quick lay you are only deluding yourself.
it is literally the point of the app.
meet dudes elsewhere, in person.

>>744585881
The quicker you opened your leg, the higher your whore level are.

>>744585777
God created stupid ones like you so they would be easy and others could use you for free.

>>744585777
fucking kek

>>744585777
>tinder
>deep meaningful relationships
Pick one lmao wtf did you expect

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>>744586926
Bull.shit. Bad troll is bad.

>>744586677
haha, now either is this proof that this thread is just made up or you're really fun to hang out with. maybe not for the faint of heart tho

>>744586926

your autism is showing

>>744585777
Tinder? come'on girl. co to bar, drin a lot. if you wat to have a sex with inteligent guy, , go have drink with him. inteligent dudes will never leave with your bottle. and hve sex with you if you ask. Its that simple.

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>>744585777


>be me
>be in a b8 thread

>>744585777
If you want a bf from tinder, you have to put no hookups, and meet a public place, and dont go home or take him home, feel it out, one the second date you will know if he is after a real relationship or not, still 50% chance it will end within 1-2 months, thats the world we live in.

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I'm the OP

>>744586677
You are slightly more socially awkward than I am. I can eat food while watching or talking about disgusting things with no problem, but not everyone is like that. You are telling this guy-after meeting him for the first time-that the food he is eating resembles maggots. That along shouldn't be a complete killer, but dwelling on it isn't great first date material. Questions about him, his life, his goals, future, etc and answer his questions without giving short direct answers. Act like you want a discussion. He should have also asked to change the subject if it bothered him that bad, or changed it himself.

>>744587186
Her penis is showing girls don't think like that in dates.

Post selfie OP, Ill judge you

>>744587256
it's a trap!

>>744587256
No, you are not.

>>744587309

No, I posted a selfie in /soc/ once and had to spend 3 sessions with my therapist rebuilding my self esteem

>>744587256
Show dick.

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>>744587256

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>>744587319
People on /b/ thought that I was a loli sex doll

>>744585881
Womens sexual dynamic is different from mens. Deal with it.

Tbh I feel like you can tell when it's just a hook up, but if you're not attractive, or fat, and you want anything more then meaningless sex don't use tinder

>>744585881
You're not a whore but inviting a guy over for a night cap gives him the idea that you just want a fling.

>>744587481
find nudes

>>744585881
your full of his cum, not the other way round

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>>744585777
I'm not falling for these

>>744586978
help me pls

>>744586876
I am male anon 36 now, have tinder match, want hook up or 1-6 month relations ship max. Do ont get second date with my matches as even we have fun and connect they tell me, they don't see a lasting thing happening, they can tell ... also I often when have the chance for sex first date dont take it as I think there will be more dates and sober sex later is better, the no more dates.

>>744586677
he problably belived you had worms

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I am ugly
I have a fat nose
I also have a weird square faceshape, I really want to do that V-Iine surgery in Korea

>>744587502
see above. someone already called your bullshit kek

>>744585777
>why can't my spaghetti pockets hold all this bait

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>>744587591
this girl is Turkish/Italian
also no nudes

>>744587400
I think we found the problem right here

>>744587673
>>744587600
Get dubs and i'll tell you the trick i use

Just keep it to yourself and dont spread it

>>744586102
>>744586368

Yeah every girl on Tinder is there for a loving LTR based on what I read.

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>>744587707
but she really looks like a sex doll lol

>>744587679

because I'm curious about nature?

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>>744585777

> wants real companionship

- or -

> uses Tinder


Pick one.

>>744586677
I don't know if this is true or if this anon is making shit up, but I'm going to pretend it's real because it's more amusing that way

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Tinder is shit
I will be forever single, but it is ok for me

>>744587814
dubs

>>744585777
Want love? Meet someone outside.
Want fuck? Meet someone online.

>>744587884
because maggots are not dinner conversation you derp

>>744585777
Where you from?

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>>744587814

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I think all ugly and fat people should be killed
It helps the overpopulation, also whole africa would be gone haha

>>744587989

in Sicily, they eat a cheese with live maggots

>>744588068

london

>>744585777
Lol, sounds like your judgement skills are skewed, do you not realize this is your fault?

>>744587502
oh 4 sho nigger

I do the same when I'm horny get ugly girls to suck me I cum in their mouth and face then leave. Probably he was horny and just wanted an ugly girl to be his cum dumpster and you fell for it. Next time take time to meet someone go to a museum and have a real date, make them put some effort on you, put some value inyourself, stop being cheap sex. Other wise man will just look at you as cheap sex.

>>744588160
London's a shithole. I was just in Bristol and at least stayed over at my tindermatch's house

>>744588160
Show us just your hand with a timestamp

>>744585881
You are a fucking idiot

>>744588118
italians are niggers in disguise

>>744588118
Fucking idiots, no wonder they are the scottish of europe eating fucking shite

>>744587854
is that you? you're cute XDDDDDD

>>744586102
Then stop acting like it

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>>744587962
who is this grill

>>744588160
time stamp nigger

>>744585777
Nice trips I'm gonna take the bait though. All I can say is have to exercise restraint both sides have allowed easy access to sex. This in turn I fell has made hookup culture grow exponentially and most people now only see sexual encounters as nothing special and see each other as objects. Girls are guilty of it just as much as guy no one is innocent. I used to be the same way just slept around with randoms all the time just what I did. Until I met one girl who made me wait at first was pissed. How dare this girl make me wait but in trying to achieve my ultimate goal in getting my dick wet. I realized she was pretty cool and we kinda have a thing now

>>744588242
you got that right brother

>>744586894
Oh cmon its fun to play along just let us play

>>744585777
Just put The Lord first
In your life

You don't need the world to be happy when you have him

>>744588290
that other girl is cuter

>>744588401
AMEN

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>>744588262
No, but he is the famous ugly reddit guy
He made a thread and everyone bullied him somehow and then he made another thread where he said that he wants to kill himself. Maybe he lays in a grave now.

>>744588290
send a pic where you have a time stamp on your feet

>>744585881
A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

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>>744588429
The right girl without make up

I pray that the day comes when we crush these disgusting phenomena from our cultures in the west and eradicate all casual sex degenerates.

>>744588468
why would they bully him? this world is so cruel Anon :<

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>>744588484
Holy kek, wise as fuck.

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>>744588543
she looks so much better like that

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>>744588570
He just looks weird
To be pretty helps
I am ugly and I wish that I were born pretty

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>>744588484
You opened my mind

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>>744588633
She said that she feels not well if she is not wearing make up

>>744588689
yeah you're right. fuck this gay Earth

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>>744588689
does /b/ like Megan Fox ?

>>744588825
I wanna fuck her friends XD

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>>744588875
I really need plastic surgery

>>744588908
she's okay. I'm more of an Emma Watson fan tbqhwu

>>744585777
>>744586102

1st Tinder is not about finding a man/woman that could be your BF/GF. You must do it irl. Dating apps are about finding a sexual partner and fuck. You're doing it wrong and that is why nobody cared about you after they cum, because nobody could take seriously, as a prospect, a man/woman that only looks at you as a cumdupster "Dad, Mom, This is Sara, I fucked and creampied her yesterday. She is soo sweet and we going to get married".

2nd You, basically, let a complete stranger, not only bang you on the first date, but fuck you raw. The pill, in this moment, is the last of your problems, OP.

3rd You have a severe low self esteem problem, and you are handling it wrong. You put yourself only as a three holes, then people use you like that. He is a asshole, period, but you asked "Why men are soo mean to meee". Because you put a "Free Pussy" Tag over you by yourself

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>>744588947
I never knew that Turkish people can look so good

>>744585777
>cumdumpster dates out of her league
>gets tricked in to fucking the first night
>Dude leaves fulfilled
>cumdumpster pretends she doesn't know why they all leave to satisfy her ego
This.

>>744586978
Do doctors hate you for this one trick?

>>744588977
why? "fixing" the outside doesn't fix the inside Anon

>>744589070
WHO IS HER FRIEND? I MUST KNOW

So, Tinder is great. Get no matches her in Spain with English in my profile, even with pluss. IN Norway more matches, but I'm a friendly looking guy not super fit, so I get matches from girls that wants life long relationships only. And to nice to pretend and get them in the sack after a few dates. Reply on one night stands once or tiwice a year. Any ways. Op and fags, life is not perfect, if you want something take it! unless you are too much of a pussy and suffer from low self esteem like me..

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>>744589175
Her IG: rin_cosplay

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>>744589238

>>744589043
This.

Heres the thing mate, take things slow. Dont fuck on the first date, this will weed out the guys who only want you for sex. Only once youve got a good emotional relationship should you move on to sex. It'll also make sex mean and feel that much better when you finaly do it with a guy who means as much to you as you do to him. Take your time, find your type, and dont overthink it. You'll find your guy some day ^u^

>>744589086
this

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>>744588484

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>>744589119
Everyone is making fun to my nose
I hate my nose and chin
Also my tits are hanging like wtf I am 18

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>>744585777

>>744589554
You did not pay the person that made that on the sidewalk on your holiday.. did you pay?

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>>744589803
Was 5 years ago I think
Pissed, my mother gave 4 euro

>>744589266
thanks Dad

>>744589948
I answered you first, now, if you show me a pic of those "hangy" boobs at 18, I'll let you know how bad it is... I had one girl, years ago, 18, hang literally below her navel.

>>744585777
Yea I'm a guy and I feel the same way.
Sex is always kind of expected, but I don't like it.
Kinda gave up on meeting people.

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>>744590190
Hmmmm no

well pretty sure you're a brit if you're in lincoln, i'll hold you after sex

>>744589554
your tits can't be that bad at 18. and some guys like bigger noses. I do. see you are young so none of this makes sense right now but looks are a very small part to love and companionship. looks fade fast.

>>744590321
it is not that bad, but my nipples looking to the ground

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>>744590302

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>>744589361

Yeah that's some kind of photo manipulation software, the eyes are anatomically incorrect.

>>744590445
whats wrong with that

>>744590445
kek. where are you from? I only ask because I can tell English is not your first language... or maybe even your second lol

>>744587989
i dont find it irritating talking about maggots or even shit while eating. But thats probably because i studied biology and nothing is disgusting anymore...

>>744590302
Sure, only boobs, nothing else. no one will know. And you'll get a proper assessment from a professional... I am, a connoisseur of breasts.

>>744586102
Yep, you're a dude role playing.

>>744590620
yeah same

>>744590619
Yes, but if you are not autistic you will understand why you should not when not among fellow biologists.

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>>744590568
Haha lol I am from Germany, I know my english is not good

>>744590445
Look, OP, we have some rules. You let a complete stranger use you. Then, I don't see how bad can be you show us your boobs. At least we would see boobs (men love boobs) and you will have a lot of attention and praise. Everybody wins

>>744590735
Sure, you have a keen interest and enjoy them. but you my good man are only a novice. I have studied tittiology for many years.

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>>744585777
Oh femanon. You are a newfag.

>didn't even tits and timestamp

>>744586462
What's happened to my /b/ ?
Tits or gtfo should always be the first answer in these threads.

>>744585777
why are you trying to find love on a hookup app? That is the first retarded mistake you made. If you have no friends guys or girls who can introduce you to guys, then get on an actual dating site...

>>744585850
Don't talk to many women do you

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>>744590842
your English is fine I was just curious

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>>744590898
Mine are looking like this, but worse
I have 90 C, is that good

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>>744590541
idk but that girl said that she use photoshop sometimes

>>744591163
He must be. Anyways, its pedantic but I dont like it when people call sluts whores, hoes charge, sluts are free(relatively, maybe a drink or two) Get it right guys...

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tits and time stamp nigger

>>744585777
Tinder is a sex app, thats it. fuck and run.

>>744591240
So those are not yours? those are not bad though, when you post, post from front please. so I can asses fairly.

>>744591240
Don't know why don't you show us with a time stamp....bro.

>>744591240
90c? what is that

>>744591373
That's your personal distinction it doesn't apply to everyone.

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>>744588113
are you 12 y/o trump supporter from texas?

>>744591657
>Trump supporter
why does this always have to be brought up? do you think about him that much anon?

>>744585777
Stupid whore.

>>744591650
No it is not: whore
nounderogatory
1.
a prostitute.
synonymer: prostitute, promiscuous woman, slut, sex worker, call girl, white slave; Mer
verb
1.
(of a woman) work as a prostitute.
"she spent her life whoring for dangerous men"
synonymer: work as a prostitute, prostitute oneself, sell one's body, sell oneself, walk the streets, be on the streets, solicit, work in the sex industry; Mer

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>>744591821
Modern hitler? White supremacy? Gender assumption? KKK? Nazis (yes, twice)?

>>744592050
Sorry, seems slut is in there. I dont think it should be. but then, literally also now means figurative in the dictionary.

>>744592123
oh brother.....

>>744591561
guess she meant 90 degrees as in the angle

>>744591657
why fat and ugly is trump?

>>744591821
A lot of people think about trump so much that they have regular visits with psychologists for help.

My guess is that they're gullible people who believe politically extreme nutjobs who regularly exaggerate and lie about public officials.

>>744585777
>be me
>go on da-
>sit at home
>play computer games until its time to sleep
>wake up for work
>girls dont even notice i'm alive until I have to ask them a question
>repeat
Oh I'm so sorry, OP! You must be so lonely!

>>744592321
kek that's what I was thinking too. never have I seen more people obsessed with ANYONE like they are with Trump. ffs

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>>744591495
I hate my boobs, I will do a surgery
And my left tit just looks weird because of the bra
I used to be fat

Women aren't real .

>>744585777
U got what you deserved, whore

>>744592602
My mom is a whore in Texas

>>744585777
>>744585881
Because you fucked raw on the first date allowing him to finish inside while apparently not on birth control and implied you have done this multiple times. Doing this multiple times also means it's plenty possible you're running around with an STD or two.

You're not going to get companionship from one night stands you find on tinder.

>>744592050
Wether a bitch is a whore or a slut is up to the individual males that objectify her. Nice websters defense but utltimately you can only apply definitions to yourself. If I want to call a whore a slut or vice versa that's up to me. If I want to call a writing pen a frendal I can. If it catches on with enough people it will end up in websters. So what's your point?

>>744592505
Juicy

>>744585881
You aren't a whore. You have come to the wrong place seeking help. These guys are such fucking betas. That guy just wanted to fuck. A lot of them just want to fuck. Some are looking for a relationship. You can try asking if they are looking for something serious before hanging out with them. But also they won't know if they want something serious with you until they hang out/sleep with you. You aren't a whore for putting out. God these guys are betas.

>>744591240
Ok, OP, I will take that pic as a reference. Even when you don't give to us your real boobs, I will give you a present, from me to you. This present is called "Perspective".

You don't have nose or boobs problems. Actually, your boobs are enough big (points for it) and look good (more points). Your problem is your low self esteem and your low standards. You let complete strangers, that don't cared about you the right to use you. You're too concerned about "how you look", but men judge you for "how you are".

I will give you a prime example about how things work. Post your real boobs. Some anons will come and will throw shit on you. These kind of men are the ones you are picking to fill the void in yourself, but, in the same time, a shit ton of anons will come and will praise your beauty (and, obviously, some of them will be fap over you, because your good looking deserved a good fappening).

See? you are looking what you need in the wrong place. That is why things ends bad for you

Tinder is for fucking you retard. Go to fucking church or something if you want to be cuddled. Ffs what the hell did you think is going to happen.

>>744592588
this
>>744592505
she posted em lads. look fine to me tbqhwu

>>744592714
Your mistake for thinking a girl would come here for help with esteem. Other than the occasional chan whores. But they post timestmamp nudes.

>>744585881
not only did you fuck him the first time you met him, you let him cum inside you. You cannot be trusted to be healthy if thats how you treat your own body and no man wants to start a relationship with a woman who has syphilis because she slept around and never made men wear condoms. Also the morning after pill puts a huge amount of strain on your body. If thats your go-to solution it'll catch up to you one day.
he's a whore too, but he's not posting on 4chan about it.

>>744592765
I would like if my nipples wouldn't looking to the ground
My whole family has big tits

>>744592765
That's not her it's "what hers look like"

When men cum their mood drops instantly,he got what he wanted and left,it's better to pretend that he actually cares or something

>>744592505
Alright, the professional here. they are not bad. what is bad is your photography skills. decent pic from front, mirror if you must, then crop. Back to the issue, they are big, and normally shaped. for size and age I give them 7.5 out of 10, Nipples are usually placed like that. for good baby access. they seem higher if the boob is fuller, otherwise they are worked on, surgery. smaller tits are different. yours are nice. would suck on nipples all day.

>>744592942
Those aren't big they are pancaked. Not the same at all as big.

>>744592992
is it better?*

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>bottle of wine from my bedside locker
>sitting here with his jizz inside me

>>744592965
wrong. that was the pic before that one

>>744586248
You fucked a nog didn't you? This sounds exactly like nog behavior.

>>744593062
Haha thx
But for my young age, my tits are not great, I know
When I was a kid my boobs grew too fast

>>744593175
Whatever you need to fap bro... No times stamp no real.

>>744592505
Should I save this ?

>>744585777
Let a dude bust a nut in you after meeting him on Tinder....

Ask why nobody wants to take you home to Mom.


Are whore's really this stupid?

You act like a throwaway fuckhole, you get treated like a throwaway fuckhole.

>>744593328
No

This story is fake

>>744593458
Exactly

>>744592685
Yea, I agree one can use the words the want and apply meaning to them, as we do. Some words should have a fixed meaning though, like whore and rape pedophile etc. - Sure, I murdered that pussy or gig or whatnot. but She was a total Pedophile!(19 year old getting a 18 year old bf) not good... diminishes the original meaning... litterally.

>>744593314
kek I'm an ass man so that wouldn't work anyway Capische?

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>>744593409
Ok

>>744586102
Tinder is a hook up site. That's all any guy is up for on there.

Get on OKCupid for an actual relationship shot or don't bother (and yeah the OKCupid guys are whiny "deep" hipsters, but at least they'll give you more than 30 minutes of lackluster sex with a stranger who will steal wine)

are any of you even real?

>>744592505
>>744592747
>>744592942

Same anon here

If these are yours, they are not only ok but good. I like it and probably would ask for more, but is up to you. As I said before, your problems are in your head and decisions, not your body.

>>744593580
he didn't steal it... she offered KEK

>>744593518
Yea I understand you can't get it up without your fetish. Seems like a personal problem bro.

>>744593617
Check out this white knight faggot.

OP back

so I got the pills. I have to take a second one tomorrow morning. the pharmacist gave me a lecture, as if my evening hasn't been bad enough

>>744593585
I'm not real

>>744588484
fucking GOLD

>>744585777
By acting like a whore you are being treated like a whore. How simpler can this get ?

>>744593748
And that's how you know it's fake.

>>744593710
Oh, the poor anon is trying to impress people with his edgy abilities. I tip my hat on you

>>744593274
Yes, so 7,5 out of 10 and not ten, live with it. Surgery at 25 or later if it gets worse. For now they are yummy.

The girl with tits below her belly button, fucked her as a friend with beefits for 6 months, nice girl great lay. tits are nice, but not that important. with yours you should have have no problem keeping a bf, if he connects to you first... .he sees them on the first date, thinks yea, gonna go for 8-10 tits in my gf. But if he likes you for who you are, you could have 4 tits and he will be with you still,

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People divorced love and sex and then wonder why casual sex leaves them feeling empty

>>744593960
She's not gonna fuck you through your screen no matter how much you defend her.

>>744593701
nigger wat

>>744593758
o_O

>>744585777
you made yourself to be a cum dumpster if you take the time to actually find a good dude you would not have that problem but your goin on those apps thats all they are there for to fuck

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>>744594047

>>744594098
You said your an ass man and your dick wouldn't work for tits. Capische?

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>>744585777
>Femanon here

Confirmed for fat greasy zitfaced neckbearded LARPing faggot.

Pic related.

>>744594070
I'm not the white knight, I'm the professional. but knight do what they do to help, not to get laid. that is the life of a knight, or Jedi...

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>>744594248
Kys my guy

>>744585777
You're pretty lucky op.

I'm about your age, but a trap not a girl.

I am mostly meeting older fat guys, and most of them are premature ejaculators, and just want to use me for sex also. Last night had a guy in his 50s come over, and he bends me over, shoves it in for about 15 seconds, then i see him dangle the condom we agreed he would use in front of my face, and before i can say anything, he cums inside me, says "you're welcome faggot" pulls his pants up and leaves.

The thing is, im so starved for attention from men, i invited him back tonight and apologized for asking him to wear a condom.

>>744594305
Yea that's why the sith destroyed your boy loving asses.

>>744585777
lust is an animal instinct learn some science. stay in school.

>>744594351
Learn to phrase your sentences cretin.

>>744591029
Cucks and sjws happened.

>>744585777
Fpbp

>>744591657
Kill yourself, faggot

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>>744585777

>>744594047
I can give more pics but my photos are somehow over 2 MB -.-

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>>744594460
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really made me think.

I'M PICKLE RICK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>744594382
Ey, that was fictional and to show us how to not do it.. real Jedi are different.

>>744594351
Hey it's not my fault you can only jerk to asses. Probably male asses. That's your hang up.

>>744587854
CAN SOMEONE SHOP THIS MAN INTO HANDSOME?

>>744594634
(((pickle rick)))

>>744594586
if you use phone and dont have Photoshop use a image resizer online.

>>744594378
Why don't you have sex with young 4chan people instead? Are you into old fat men instead?

>>744594587
Pickle Rick explains why you can't get it up. Put down the two liters and family bags of Cheetos and go for a walk. If you are lucky your dick may come back to life one day.

>>744592714
>OP uses tinder
>isn't a whore
top fucking kek

>>744589647
KEK this whole thread. How did it even get this far. Gonna have to Sage my KEK

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>>744594651
Kim Possible

>>744594822
wubba lubba lub dub I'M PICKLE RICK XDDDDDDD

>>744594863
hey fuck you pal

>>744586677
Top fucking kek if this is real

>>744594798
IDK maybe i am.

>>744594070
No way! SRLY???? You poop my poor beta bubble!!!! I feel so crushed right now. How I even imagine I would be laid for my pristine princess on the first place. Thanks, my respected friend, thanks for open my blinded eyes to the truth. You are the best, you deserved her, not me. You're The Man.

kys faggot

>>744595090
And that's as close to a hardon as you'll ever get.

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>>744595227
That's right I poop all over you. Mfw tldr after poop.

I don't get this at all.

I knew a girl who used to get so upset about being treated as a whore.

a) she had a long term relationship with a much older married man who clearly just wanted her for sex. He used to text her to remove her underwear in the elevator up to his apartment. One day she woke up and cut all contact because he was "a letch" - but he'd been that all along. A guy in his 50s isn't fucking a 17 year old for her personality.

b) her "solution" to her problems was to begin dating a guy who only seemed interested in sex, and openly admitted he was only with her because she had a nice college apartment and paid for everything. She chose this guy over a dude who was devoted to her. Now sure the guy was kinda lame, but better than the guy who pointed at fireworks and said "thats what it feels like when I nut inside you", which is fucking gross.

Still cries that people think of her as a whore. Still gets upset because her "boyfriend" doesn't really like her.

If you make decisions like this isn't any wonder people don't respect you? I just don't get this mentality at all. Embrace your lifestyle or change it, don't get upset about it.

>>744595245
what did he mean by this?

~pickle richard

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>>744594757
here

>>744595373
Rick isn't shot Richard. Dick would be short for Richard. Yours would be short and flaccid.

>>744594917
He looks like a Polish model, good

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>>744585777
>leaves with the bottle
The proper response is, "No, you empty headed dicklet, fuckboy! A glass, not the bottle. Your dad was right, you are a cuck"

>>744595548
>>744595458
wat

>>744585777
post your butthole already

>>744595598
This is a fake virgin

>>744589647
Exactly, came for boobs, but found faggots taking bait...

>>744585777
OP has trips. Time to white Knight the shit out of this thread.

>>744595424
Thanks, Proff here.
A good pic, they are fuller than you let us to believe. these are solid 8,5 tits!
As I said, google it, nipple placement is perfect and natural for nurturing babys. that is what tits are for... they say.
Anyone would be a fool for not coming of seconds, but hey. Get to know the gut for 2-3 dates before you put out, how the hell would you know you want to be with him on the first date? See if he is worth those succulent great boobs first. ;)

OP is 80 year old Chinese man in panties.

>>744585777
Don't sex, you dumb whore. It's the usual way of checking women.

Ask for sex, if yes - sex and leave, if no - date.

>>744595424
would give le good ol' suc tbqh

>>744595424
I like them, for real

>>744586248
It is never only one persons choice. Stand your ground. "If it's not on, then it is not on."

>>744585881
If a key opens multiple doors, it's a master key, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, then it's a shit lock.

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>>744595424
Going to need a timestamp on them titties. You know the rules.

>>744595424
Timestamp you fat cunt

>>744596049
Thx, nice to hear
So I never had a bf also I am a hopeless virgin lol

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>>744596087
But that's unfair for all of the other men who come after who now have to actually put in work, when it's obvious OP will give it up without even trying.

>>744595424
I like pink nipples, but your nipples are not that brown, so it's good

>>744586248
If you wanted him to use a condom and he didn't want to it means he RAPED you. You can't let this happen. You have to call the police immediately.

>>744596444
checked quads

>>744596447
R A P E
A
P
E

>>744585777
not even one

TITS OR GTFO

the absolute state of /b/

>>744596287
You*ve fucked so not virgin. but no bf, no problem. I was 19,5(am 36 now,dude, the proff) when I soberly kissed and got my first gf, I only know your nice tits, but if you are nice al around, personality and all . you'll find someone... also, no maggot talk

>>744596628
I mean, there were several who said it in different words and tits were delivered.

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>>744592714

>>744596447
Well, if she said, ok then. it is not. If he said, I will fuck you before I leave and if you resist I will hurt/kill you.. .sure, rape.

Fucked a slut, 19,(me 35) student at her place, sucked me and went to ride, I stpped her said, wanna use condom, she said, I'm on pill it ok, I was, well i still wanna... She put it inside- I was raped.... technically, still fucked her 6 more times, damaged done, irony is she had Clamydia, I did not catch it... funny...

>>744596649
I have to say that I am ugly somehow, I have a fat weird nose, weird chin, weird faceshap. I always wished that I looked like Megan Fox.
My personality... I say I am kind, but in school I did not had many friends, which is ok for me. Also my shit is in /vp/, I am not a nerd

>>744596988
Dude sounds like you were raped

>>744596649
I am 40 and it is weird watching a 18 years old girl's tits, my daughter is 18.

>>744597013
Proff here, snapchat me swapp, I'll be honest. no shares anywere. Will let the fags here know only in text.