How does it feel to pee with a cock? And how hard does it get?

>>744584761
Just point and shoot. It probably feels the same as peeing with a vag. Just travels a bit longer I suppose.

And not literally hard like a rock. Just very hard to the touch.

You can't piss with a boner.

Nature's little safety mechanism.

>>744585135
Hah, sure you can. The fuck is wrong with your dick?

>>744585135

You can piss with a boner.

>>744584761
Have you never felt a cock before? Are you under-age? Mods?

>>744584761

Most of the time your erection just hits a certain normal level of rigidness.

But you can get so hard it hurts if you are abnormally turned on or it's just been a while.

>>744585135
That's not true. It's difficult to piss with a boner, but you certainly can do it.

>>744584761
1)it's you usually a lukewarm felling going threw a hose
2) if your asking if wee can pee while erect yes but for me its kind of unconformable to do it

>>744585135

It's definitely harder to pee with a boner but not impossible, maybe you should see a doctor.

>>744585216
You do know there are virgins over hte age of consent right? You think everyone gets assigned a fuck at 16?

>>744585216
Im not under age no, but never had a boyfriend. That is unthinkable right?

>>744584761
Its meat. Feel a well-done steak, its about that hard.

>>744585489
Nope. Now take a picture of yourself covered in all your panties

>>744585628
Eat shit

>>744585489
Depends, if I get really aroused it does get very hard. Like feel your wrist or some area that feels kinda 'boney' but still has some meat on it. That's how it feels. So talk to me about vaginas, from what I've been told they feel like the inside of your cheek but a bit rougher. Is this true? Obviously virgin as well.

>>744586098
Thanks for a proper answer. Shut-in no friends here. Yeah I guess a cheek could be comparable, but with like a lot more going on. (Not to be gross) :)

>>744584761
How does this sage feels like?

>>744586236
Cool, tell me more. If you want to know more about penis or anything like that let me know. Let's talk about this. Never had the chance before.

>>744585489
Tits or get the fuck out

>>744584761
Since OP wont deliver tits, and Wont fuck off.

I will fuck off. and sage.

>>744586313
More? Wel I dunno. SOmetimes I watch porn actors getting fucked by these huge dicks and when I masturbate I cant get anything like half that size in me. I know thats probably a turn off, but i can get like maybe 2 fingers up before it kinda hurts.

>>744586334
Why would I do that? Whats wrong with you? Would you let me se your dick then? I thought not. Creep

>>744586492
Yeah I suppose that's normal, normal sex is way different than porn sex. I mean the average person can't do what they do, it's like a circus.
So um, tell me about masturbation. How does it feel for you? Also, anything specific you'd like to know?

>>744586627
You doubt that someone would show their dick?

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>>744584761
that pic of wonder loli has me diamonds!

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>>744586627
If you ask nicely you'll get the whole thing

Meh, I guess it's not rock hard. Imagine a muscle flexing, that's how hard. And for peeing, if you have a foreskin you have to retract a bit to get a stream instead of a spray

>>744586492
>porn is unrealistic
Wow what a shocker

> I know thats probably a turn off
On the contrary, tighter pussy is better. So long as it can fit of course, one of my exes had a condition which made her so tight that even tampons hurt, which obviously isn't ideal.

>>744586685
Feels great. I do it all the time. I would like to know tho like how long does it take before you orgasm? I know its this great joke that all men can last like only a very short time when theyre having sex, but some said like only 5 minutes and stuff? Is that true? Can you orgasm in 5 minutes? In porn it like takes forever, and when I masturbate it usually takes like maybe 20 minutes. Something like that

>>744586627
How new to /b/ are you? Everyone will gladly show you their dicks and want tits with a timestamp

>>744586627
Fuck off

>>744586766
Please show more

>>744586766
Oh wow, I didnt think you actually would do that, can I like see the whole ting? :)

>>744586098
Finger under your tongue, It's like that but a bit more muscley if that makes sense

>>744586968
Theres not really an "orgasmic" feeling every time you cum. But men can cum much faster than five minutes if they want.

>>744584761
Tits or gtfo

>>744586236
Trust me it's not gross. It's hot.

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>>744587009
>>744587041
That's more like it

>>744586766
that's a nice
i aint gay tho

>>744587041
hit me up at canadavirginin kik
i can show you all you want ;)

>>744587253
Holy hell thats way to big. Thanks tho. That was cool. Could you maybe cum for me aswell? Then I will sort of have had sex? Altho not really. But I will know it was for me :)

>>744587253
Wow....that's like. Perfect.

>>744585135
The trick to piss with a hard on is to sit, it's easier to control.

>>744586968
What's all the time? Like daily? I masturbate almost daily but it definitely takes me more than 5 minutes to orgasm, maybe 20 mins average? Sometimes I like to take the time though. And wow, didn't read that last part yet.. so it seems about the same time huh? I guess it's all so different for each person. I think sex is definitely different, I believe the time of the actual average sex act is only around 5 mins. It's the excitement and thought of actually fucking another person. I wouldn't know though, never had it lol. So what kind of porn do you watch and what gets you off the fastest? Also what do your orgasms feel like? I hear it's like a shocking effect?

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>>744586968
Hey why is it when I finger someone they moan more than they would if they masturbate alone. For example, one girl would masturbate on video with me and then when we'd foreplay I'd finger her and she sorta grinds on my hand.

>>744587380
Whats that? Kik?

>>744586766
>>744587253
Next dubs gets another pic

>>744587528
phone messaging app, do you have discord or something we can chat on?;) ill cum for you

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>>744587253
10/10 would wrap lips around head and suck your nuts out of it

>>744587519
I dont know, I.we never bee fingered. But I guess she would like you to know she likes it?

Op would you rather suck a circumcised or uncircumcised penis?

>>744587466
No not daily. Twice a week maybe? I dont know. I dont want to be so personal anymore. Orgasms feel great. Likea warm wave sorta, crashing over you many times. Like a minute or so maybe.

>>744587835
Haha I have no idea. Like, whats the difference? Does it look differet than normal then?

op, any vagpics or titpics?

>>744587972
No way, i´m sorry. Is it like another place I can post it? Im afraid people will find out who I am

>>744585731
lel

>>744587862
Cool, my bad btw. Anything you wanna know at all?

>>744588127
got a discord or skype?we can keep this private
my discord is Guywhosometimestries#8974

>>744587647
I dont dare im sorry. People can find out who I am i´ve heard

>>744588202
No one will know,i promise,just add me and i wont tell anyone

>>744588127
i was posting vagpics of my gf out here, noone will recognize you just by seeing your pussy, dont you think? pleaseee

>>744584761
who's the artist behind that pic.
DIAMONDS

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>>744588195
This fuckin guy, lol

>>744588127
you're a fool if you're really gonna post nude pics of yourself on the internet. /b/ has exploited this in the past.

>>744588360
What can i say,im a horny bastard haha

>>744588167
Ah sure. I´ve heard that boys will like undress and compare dicks and stuff? Like in the locker rooms after gym or at their houses. Like its nothing gay about it they just want to look and compare? I wish girls were like that. I have no friends but i´ve see classmates naked at gym of course. But we will never talk about nudity or acknowledge it like I heare guys do. Makes me envious

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>>744584761
Gets hard as fuck.

>>744588431
Yeah I thought that too. Thanks for the warning. I wont do it then.

>>744588509
geez... at least show us somehow that u are a woman

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>>744588448
That's not a guys or girls thing. It's just certain people thing. I've known girls that have compared their vaginas for no reason other than to do just that.

>>744588448
I'm pretty sure this never actually happens outside of porn or tv

>>744588619
Seconded.

>>744588509
oh and they couldnt find a murderer of a kid who has showed his face and u are scared about the pussy pic

>>744585135
The point is you aim upward with a boner. Good luck pissing where you wanted to. Unless you sit. Pervert.

>>744588448
Yeah, it's mainly a thing when younger. Usually it's all a game like who can pee the furthest or something. When older, we don't really compare or talk about dick because then it is considered gay. I guess girls are more private then? So you would actually all see each other naked but you'd never ever talk about it? Not even when younger?

>>744588619
>>744588701
Well you're both wrong lol.
See >>744588593

>>744588448
Nope.

The ones who want to compare are gay or bi. If they say they aren't then they're fooling themselves.

>>744588619
Ah ok. Thats good to know. I really have a shitty life. Exposing myself like this on a forum. I think i´ll go now. It was fun talking to real people tho. Without friends I usually sit by myself or read books at night. truth is i´m a little drunk now and thats why i started this thread. Drunk and lonely. Thanks tho guys. You´re good people.

>>744587937
Uncircumcised has skin that can pull up and cover the tip. Circumcised has the foreskin cut off leaving the skin tight with no flap. Which would you rather suck?

>>744588866
Been nice talking to you, never had this convo with a girl as well. I believe you definitely are one. Anyhow, you got trips and dubs in that one. Nice! Have fun!

>>744588778
Certain people = FAGGOTS

>>744586236
>>744586098
Fuck off to /soc/ you newfagging cunts

>>744584761
It's probably a lot more controlled than what most girls are used to but ultimately I imagine it feels pretty much the same with just a bit more travel distance.

Depends on arousal levels. That not only can get a man harder, but outright bigger too. The core gets very rigid. If I am super ridiculously aroused by something my dick gets extra thick and becomes so hard there is no moving it from attention without an audible pop. You can easily see my pulse by watching my dick twitch when it gets that hard.

If I'm kinda aroused but not as much as I could be it's hard but still a little soft, still useful but not as much as it could be.

>>744588866
aww this makes me sad

>tried to get my dick wet
>gets called good people
you are an angel,you have a good night

>loli wonder woman will never bully you
why even live?

>>744587682
Nice. Thanks. Do you have any sexual fantasies? I think the most common one I see in women is bdsm

>>744588911
Hah i dont know. The one with no cuts i guess? Doesnt that hurt?

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>>744587440
>try to sit to piss
>dick is so hard and curved cant point it down into the bowl
>have to lean forward and do a half squat to do it
>dick touches the inside of the bowl
>all the aids

I guess this is the one thing the dicklets have an advantage in.

>>744589058
It's done when you are a baby, so you don't remember it. But I'm sure it hurts like hell at the time.

>>744589002
Dont be sad. I´ll manage. I have two cats I´ll have you know. They keep me company. It´s not all bad.

i always wanted a girl like the one who started this tread, she is so kind and i just love it... too bad we are on the internet and we will never chat with her again...

>>744584761
Peeing is less messy for guys because your pee hole ins't right next to your anus.
At least I've heared...

TITS OR GTFO god damn /b/ whats up with you get your shit together

>>744589250
hope things start looking up for you,you sound like a very kind hearted girl,wish you and your cats a good night

>>744588968
What is dubs? Well thank you have fun you too :)

>>744589250
but its so sad ;-;

>>744588991
Not them but Isn't /soc a blue board? Never been there

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>>744589386
This.
>TFW NO QT 3.14 BOOKWORM TO HUDDLE UP AGAINST TO WARD OFF THE COLD

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>>744589058
>>744587253
Is circumcised
Pic related is not.
Which one looks better to you?

>>744589419
This

>>744589386
You´ll get one someday! I´m sure of it! I only want guys to come and talk to me. That would have been great. But it never happens. I am not pretty I think but I would go out with a guy if h just asked me. That would have been all it takes for me. I know it sounds kinda selfish, but I cant ask first. I dont dare. So please ask me someday if you see me. :)

>>744589704
Social phobias are a hell of a thing.

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>>744589704
i sure will

>>744584761
Foreskin stays soft. Inside gets hard

>>744585135
you can, but it gets everywhere. Especially if your erection goes upwards instead of straight.

>>744589704
please go out with me!

>>744589666
The firt one. Definetly. Then you get to see the tip also :D

>>744585731
well, at least he tried

ive been rock hard before it was really something.. it doubled in length as well

I was a guy the whole time btw :) So gullible.

>>744587041
Tits now

>>744589962
Sure I will! But I kinda doubt you are in Ontario tho..

>>744590143
how do we know you are op?

>>744590187
I am :)

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>>744584761
>pee with a cock is like having a valve
>how hard does it get, Rock hard, its either you never rode one before or the guy you're with is not really into you
>yes you can piss with a boner

>>744589386
I thank you! That was nice of you to say. I´ll drop by tomorrow aswell. Same time. I´ll use the wonder loli then too. So you´ll know its me.

>>744590357
Great!

>>744588448
That's gay as fuck. Guys don't do this

>>744590244
Oh wow! I´m in Marathon. Are you near?

>>744590215
You really don't, it's just that no one would talk about dicks if I mentioned I was a guy. Would a girl really use this pic tho? I really gotta go now, bye :)

>>744584761
As we grow up with just have it there and don't mind it much, by the teens it just feels natural.
You can feel the stream coming out of it but nothing feels special about it.

As for a boner, yeah it's hard. Not rock hard but maybe a electrical cord is a good way to put it. It's hard but can bend if you put force against it.

>>744590486
Sameguy, actually a hose full of water is a better representation of a boner.
Same thing, it can bend put it's still stiff.

>>744590688
If you wanna drive 6 hours im game

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>>744584761
you know the rules.

>>744590848
Oh shit yeah, no tits and stamp.
You fags dealing with a catfish. Cya nerds.

>>744590808
I've been needing to get out of the house anyways. Maybe I will

>>744588778
Only gay guys would this and even they don't

>>744588448
Yes these are called a coogle its when a single boy cries out "coogle" all the boys in the locker room line up and present, first flaccid then erect the wiener of the coogle is decided by length, girth general upkeep and if circumsized or not. The winner of the coogle is allowed up to 1 nude per man in the coogle each from their own private collection. This ritual goes back to Greece where it gets its name meaning "compare meat" . I hope I've enlightened your understanding of boys to new heights.

>>744591314
NO. FUCKING. WAy..

>>744590808
Is there a way I could reach you when I do?

>>744591314
Don't bring your autistic fantasies into this

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>>744584761
TITS OR GTFO

the fuck has happened to 4chan

>>744591909
Are you serious?! Well if you are. I live on Birch street. If you can be in the area around noon, I have nothing else to do? Can we like have sex? I can suck your dick if you want to. I´m not picky. I would love to not be a virgin anymore!

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>>744588593
why am i on a product box?

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>>744591888
I-I have a question about girls, how do I know if they aren't just being nice to me. You see im rather dull when it comes to understanding the opposite sex and don't want to interpt regular kindness as "maybe she likes me."

>>744592094
My boy this is why no girls are own this gay website anymore im tired of fapping to boys dressed like girls i need the real deal

>>744592431
Just being nice? Why would anyone just be nice for the sake of being nice? Do you know how wrong your train of thought is? You are a unique individual! You are more than the sum of your parts! Why would someone spend time on you if they werent invested in your well being? And your life as a human on this blue marble!

>>744591909
Anon are u willing to risk 12 hours of gas to lose your virginity to a now unknown "fem"anon

>>744592816
Honestly, I figure I'm either getting laid or murdered. Words cannot properly express how totally okay I am with either of these outcomes.

>>744592186
Sure. Do you have kik, skype, etc.?

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>>744592629
if you know that there's crossdressing fags browsing but still don't think it's necessary for women to prove that they are actually women you are dumber than i thought

>>744593029
No. I have none of those things. I will be there and i wil be wearing a blue canucks cap. I have yellow pigtails and a green skirt. I am dead serious. You be there ad you better be wearing a ny yankees cap and bue jeans. Lets do this!

>>744593267
I don't have a Yankees cap lol

>>744587519
That's a good way to make a huge mess in your freezer.

Use a bottle. Not a can.

>>744593373
THEN GET ONE!

>>744593450
Savage. Why's it have to be that one?

>>744593671
Cause I hate the fucking Yankees!

>>744593772
Oh that makes perfect sense. Do you mind getting a kik? Or telling me more about yourself?

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The real reason op wont post tits

>>744590187
how so?im from windsor ontario

>>744594280
OP is in Marathon ON anon

>>744584761
What's it like to grow breasts?

>>744587519
Do this work?

>>744594553
ah ok,i was just curious how they knew where i was haha

OP are you still here?

>>744585135
Your dick must be fucked up brah. Peeing with a massive boner is fun. It's like a fir hose.

>>744588127
your a faggot

>>744595403
Peeing after a fap session is a sign of a job well done. With a full bladder you get more cum and a better orgasm. Dick stays harder longer. It's meant to flush out diseases.

>>744589241
I'm a dicklet and this still happens to me

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Bumperoo

>>744585545
Really? Mine gets hard enough that I can barely even make it flex - it's pretty much rock hard. I always wondered if that was normal.

>>744587519
>Doing anything right
>Bacardi's
Choose one

>>744598016
What's your recommendation then?

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>>744593412
Not my infographic

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OP has abandoned us ;-;

>>744586492
Where are you from? I'll literally fucking show you. Even if your ugly as sin, I'll watch porn or something to get me hard. Nobody deserves not to have a penis to play with. They're awesome.

>>744584761
what's a female orgasm like?
I thought so
until you answer that, my response will be, getting hard is, uh, feeling that your dick is hard, and for many people also longs physical contact or a stroking motion

>>744599986
Did you bother to skim the thread first? OP has gotten the answer to that a dozen times over.

>>744600150
yep I asked a return question

>>744600334
Alright. But what's a male orgasm like? Why do you think anyone could properly describe that? Or are you banking on OP not being able to?

>>744598355
Appleton Estate is a nice reasonably priced rum

>tfw no cute girl to study

>>744600536
Not that anon but I'm banking on OP knowing the male orgasm inside and out.
Several times a day infact, all while making stupid threads on 4chins.

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>>744600536
That's so weird. We experience orgasms often and we can't describe it. Kinda like colors.

>>744600692
Never had it. Will give it a try, ty anon

>>744600536
Your latter assumption is correct
I couldn't do better, than to describe male penile orgasm as the same feeling than penile stimulation plateau about fifteenfold with a sort of "pinch" at its highest on the second to fifth urethral contraction followed by an afterglow of the initial orgasmic feeling for a few seconds fading into a much fainter afterglow for a few minutes, in which penile sensitivity is augmented, but nearly painful
Yeah, kinda textbook with references to "colour to a blind person" sensations and comparisons to visible physical phenomena, so not great

>>744600791
You're missing the point. How would you describe it? The point that you clearly missed is that you can't describe it. Maybe don't be such an autist next time you wanna out fix OP

>>744589241
>be me, 14
>stuck with boner, have to pee
>boner faces upwards
>tries going upside down to solve it
>face full of toilet water

>>744601256
kek you're a bigger faggot than OP holy shit

>>744586766
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>>744587380
ITT: Anon posts with an underage/party van man

>>744588202
Already have, check your camera
>;)

>>744601437
I do enjoy having sexual relations with other males. How do you enjoy having your mother still cook your meals for you, you moronic, petulant child?

>>744601382
>Not just getting into the shower and pissing on your own face
You've never lived, anon

>>744585135
whats up with the replies, i cant piss while hard either. Are you guys just fucking with us? is this a fingerbox type of thing?

>>744601382
in the early morning, the sink is the only option

>>744601920
Tried, missed, and got it up my nose. Forever ruined my sense of smell.

>>744601992
If you get late enough, it counts as über early.

>>744585135
You sure as hell can. Many times in the morning.
Also, some morning boners get stuck in my wife and I fill her up with piss, then fuck her while she's full. Amazing feeling.

>>744584761
>rock hard is an exaggeration
Yes, but not by much, sometimes it gets really hard and the whole thing feels rigid and the skin on it feels tight and the blood pumping through it is doing it really fast.

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>>744602102
come again, fart aghast

>>744602453
What about my gay? Is it misbehaving again?

>>744602453
Because I can, it's "You're", shortened form of "You are". Your in this situation would make sense if you were using the original meaning of "Gay", which was "Happy", and meant "Your happiness" as a conversation topic

>>744584761
>Pee with a cock
Just takes longer to exit the body. Being able to aim the stream is a big plus.

>How hard
Everything is possible. I found morning glories caused by pressure on the bladder the most uncomfortable because it's gets so hard it hurts. A sexy boner is pretty difficult to bend but it can. That thing is made for vaginas, not for destroying rock.

>>744602809
Or he's personifying my homosexuality as an object, which is another issue entirely

>>744602839
It's also possible to break it and or render it inoperable, not sure how permanent it is or if it just hurts like fuck.

I'm referring to the gif of the guy fucking the chick in a car and it slows down as his dick does a 90Degree bend and he goes flop instantly.

>>744603010
True, or he's personifying your happiness as an object, so many ways this comment can go

>>744585135
just stand about 3 feet away from the toilet and a little cockeyed

>>744586492
So how fat are we talking here? You the size of an orca or a small moon?

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>>744585135
>Can't piss with boner..

Nig, the fuck wrong with yo weewee.

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>>744601920
you took the b8 and................>>744587253
your dick is small

>>744586492
If you can only fit 2 fingers inside you yourself then you're more than likely a virgin, if not then you've had a pretty small dick inside you.

First time can hurt, more so if you have a relatively small vagina and if it does, you just have to know that it's going to get easier and feel better the more your body gets used to it.

Also note, for a first time go with someone that isn't a random but you know cares enough that they are going to stop if it happens to hurt more than you can handle. If this isn't your cup of tea or is impossible, get vibrators/dildos from vibrators \dot/ com that are dick size and use them instead and slowly build yourself up.

If you're not a virgin and wonder why you can't fit much, try the dildo suggestion above. Better to do it with your own tools at your own pace.

Also, in relation to porn actresses, most can't fit the whole dick inside. Danny D for example has only gone full shaft with a few women and they probably walked funny for a while.

Anyone wanna see 8 inch dick?

>>744604180
fuck you OP

>>744585135
h-how hard do you get

like seriously, I can piss with a boner
aiming's gonna suck if I'm really fucking hard, but it's not like my fucking urethra closes up

Damn anon is unusually on there A game today everyone took the b8

You know a post is good if it's several hours old

>>744604323
That's not OP but okay

>>744604929
are you OP

>>744586492
>she thinks having a tight vagina that isn't whored out by nigger dicks is unattractive

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>>744587253
Holy shit that looks delicious.

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>>744584761
I get diamonds every time i see this.

>>744604991
No, and I don't have to be. That person didn't highlight any of the replies that were talking to OP. So, reasonable assumption is that it isn't OP

>>744605134
you want more???

>>744605222
You got trips, pretty sure that means you have to share more

>>744605300
im gona need tits first

>>744585216
what the hell is happening to 4chan.

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>>>744605401
Fair is fair

>>744605502
Nothing good anon

>>744589221
Kek

>>744605613
one more thing are you a dude

>>744605613
zoo wee mama!

>>744605222
Yes please.

>>744605808
timestamp and face

>>744604180
But I was honest and correct - if you haven't pissed in your own face yet, you've never lived.

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>>744605613

>>744605746
Well, yeah. I assummed you didn't actually want mine.

>>744605852
No way I'm not posting my face.

>>744605942
trust me I do

>>744605887
>Implying old pictures wouldn't be able to be found other places on the net

>>744605977
are you a dude

>>744585135
if im throbbin hard no piss, have to wait til I cant see me heartbeat in my dick then I can pee if wrestle it to a downward angle, js no pee when diamond but possible with average bone

>>744605997
What? B-But Senpai... that's so lewd

>>744606004
>thinks attractive females are on 4chan

>>744606074
>Thinks that the girl posted is attractive

>>744606059
now!

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>>744606029
Oh yeah that too I guess.

>>744606144
tits, dumbfuck

>>744606254
Not if you're going to be rude

>>744602576
kek

>>744606520
Fine............can you please post tits and I will return the favor

>>744606520
i mean the tits are attractive, i wasnt asking you for tits

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>>744606146
>>744606706
H-Here you go daddy

>>744606750
Coulda fooled me

>>744585135
I've been taught this myth in school and I still have no idea who made that up. I have a pee fetish so I'm probably some kind of expert on peeing with a hard dick.

>>744585135
>>744607023
Yeah, you can definitely pee while hard. Not the most comfortable thing, though.

>>744606898
dude/10

>>744607264
It's what they asked for anon :/

>>744607264
A simple google image search confirms this

>>744607392
That's a pic of some fag's nipples, not tits

>>744584761
>How does it feel to pee with a cock?
It's like control a hose
>And how hard does it get?
Sometimes it does get hard, but not all the time. For me, when I hold pee to much, it's exciting
>Guys say things like "rock hard" and stuff, but thats just exaggeration right?
Sure, a dick hard is like frozen sausage lol

>>744607524
You don't say? Any other brilliant insights?

>>744596033
this

Faggots

I was promised dick pics, wtf

>>744584761
Pissing feels amazing. Especially after Cumming

"Rock hard" is when you literally have a boner induced by blue balls after not blowing your stack for a few weeks. It feels great but sort of hurts at the same time

Peeing while rock hard inside a warm pussy... One of the best sensations available to mankind.

no tits no timestamp
saged this pathetic faggot thread

>>744609717
It was an okay thread until nobody fucking delivered. Sad.

>>744585135
I can. Granted I can't aim and usually end up pissing on the seat when I'm hard.

Well Ripperoni Jabroni thread

>>744606898
gtfo faggot

>>744610599
Because that's a healthy attitude to have

>>744610663
It is. fuck faggots. They are inhuman scum.

>>744585135
the fuck is up with your dick

>>744610784
Sometimes i wonder why are we letting these filth to live

>>744610784
>>744610884
It's all a matter of perspective. Maybe you should change yours, unless you're scared of what you might see if you do.

>>744584761
whenever I have to pee in the morning it feels amazing, especially because it takes a while (over a minute to empty my bladder)

>>744587519
>that pic
Is this legit?

>>744613214
Yes, but apparently Appleton Estate is a better option according to another anon

>>744584761
When guys say, "diamonds" or "hard as a rock" it's not just the part of the cock that can fit in a pussy they're talking about. Vasoconstriction affects the whole system all the way up to the balls. The prostate gets in on the action, and the base of the cock is anchored to muscles deep in the pelvic floor. So, sure, the dick gets big, the skin gets tights, it becomes an impressive toy, but the kind of arousal guys are talking about affects the whole region.

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>>744613421
Ok, but it is safe? Or is like a shitty trap like pic related.
Wanna try this on myself first and see the results.

>>744613762
Theoretically it should be fine. I've never tried it, but it's not going to produce Chlorine gas or anything

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>>744607023
>'m probably some kind of expert on peeing with a hard dick.
my fucking sides

>>744613914
I guessed the same thing, just being careful. You never know if shit is legit or not on the internet

>masturbate
>feel the need to pee
Why does this happen?

>>744614200
Eh fuck it. Fingers crossed it does kill me