I'll start
>>2698708
yum finn looks hot there see what? sweetie
Why would ISIS behead their leader?
>>2698708
>is the standout star of the Cruiserweight Classic
>WWE begs him to sign for a Brinks truck full of money
>he turns them down to be an anime character in New Japan and an ancient warlord in DDT
IbushI is the absolute maddest of the madmen.
He truly is, and he also told them to stop calling and that he will call them.
>he turns them down to be an anime character in New Japan and an ancient warlord in DDT
what the fuck?; I thought he was doing boxing in DDT
>>2698649
Ibushi gives priority to making wrestling popular in Japan rather than gold.First of all, fight kenny. And the goal is to form a tag with kenny. They are at the final point of his professional wrestling life.
based
I request a webum of those two dancing.
>>2698425
Who are these marks?
He also had a threesome with Kelly Kelly and his wife.
Literally the GOAT
So they're getting a new belt right?
>>2698421
Ok what did Naito do this time
Haven't they learned anything from NXT? a little gorilla glue should fix that right up.
>>2698421
BASED
Johnny Gargano is a future top babyface in WWE.
He's a dick for betraying his partner how do you call her a face?
>>2698098
literally who
>>2698098
Their grudge match is going to be great judging by the CWC match they had. But after that feud, what is next for them?
July 1st can't come soon enough, can it? Now obviously, NJPW will try their hardest to win over the American viewer, so you can all expect an incredibly stacked show. They have a chip on their shoulder and a point to prove. That being said, which surprise debuts are you expecting? Will CM Punk show up, who keeps up to date with professional wrestling and talks publicly with wrestlers such as the Young Bucks. What about Dave Batista, who has expressed interest in professional wrestling, but hasn't expressed interest in the WWE? One thing's for certain, NJPW will have several surprises up their sleeve. Who do you expect will make their debut?
Vince, Triple H and E drones on suicide watch when Big Match Phil goes to NJPW while they branch over into the US/World.
WHAT IS FORMER WWE INTERCONTINENTAR CHAMPION AND EREVEN TIME WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPION BIRRY GUNN DOING IN THE G1 CRIMAX SPECIAR IN USA RIVE ARENA?
High school basketball team for practice.
>>2697699
>Ring with bull
based dave making dreams come true
batista is cute no homo
So who pays for the WWE women's obligatory fake tits they have to get when they're hired?
Do they have to pay for it themselves or do WWE?
cringe and sage
>>2697579
WWE, I think. They encourage those.
They have to pay for them on their own, but WWE "encourages" them to do it. So it's doubly unfair really.
Marks BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol3IVpYs3f0
>Breaks script
>is actually entertaining for about five seconds.
Whoda thunk it.
I want to like Roman, but it's so pointless to watch when I know what the ending will be.
Dean was like: "don't do it bro, you're gonna regret it, the only thing's real's the money and miles, don't-! Oh you just didn't..."
Finally, maybe i'll actually watch this piece of indie trash.
Oh shit, indies finally going to draw.
Damn, Nash must be hard up for cash.
So much for money and miles.
>>2697444
Can't wait to see an actual draw show the indie manlets how it's done
Bois name this based soccer stable
sin victoria
>Spain
>White
>>2697280
>Benfica
>Spain
Being this stupid
Post a picture with more pure talent.
>>2697139
>>2697139
I went to a WWE live event tomorrow, AMA
>>2697117
*yesterday
How do you feel about inventing a time machine and using it to post on /asp/?
>>2697117
No Young Bucks, no buys.
Pretty much,just say what wrestling fans say in a nutshell. No extra details,I just wanna hear some.
ding-dong diddly
>I only watch for the matches
"Time to watch some wrestling matches and also promos"
Is he /ourguy/?
>had to look at the filename to recognize this loser
Literally fucking who?
>>2697017
CALM DOWN PHIL IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
>Now quick, someone shoop bananas fucking AJ Lee