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>>2748849
FATSUKA HUNGRY

When they give her an opponent who isn't awful

>>2748858
If she was talented she could carry them to good matches

>>2748490
>Who did it, /asp/?
JBL

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>>2748490

>Yung Cucks worked by a Jap now sitting smug in Maccy Ds enjoying a Big Mac after selling all of Jackson's nerd shit to Cash Converters

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>ITS ME JACKSON! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

I just subscribed to new japan world yesterday for the dominion show. everyone vote with your dollars and reject "sports entertainment"

>>2748313
I hope Meltzer dies

>>2748321
>>2748322
says the people who watch baby wrestling man drama

This is 7 years old, man...

>>2748298
based Nash. Hardy and RVD are nothing but bingo hall shits

>tears quad
>is forgotten about completely after

> What's this? People are talking highly of something on here!? My autism can't handle this, I have to make a thread about Google trends and purposely go against the grain for the attention, even though literally no one gives a fuck about Google trends!

What is: Market Share and accessibility issues
What is: United States Xenophobia around things not made in them there English

>>2747901
nigga people were watching it, not googling it

Njpw created a new generation of marks, look at how hard they spam about average matches with credentials from some guy who was never a wrestler.

Look how hard NJPW works the marks on 4chan when they get pissy that people like their matches

>>2747881
Why don't you even ask them to pay rent? Never hurts to ask.

>>2747259
Does he speak English? This is Okada right?

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>>2747259
>Okada
>better than AJ, Omega, Tanahashi, or Nakamura when he actuallu tries

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BASED

>WWE files for bankruptcy

Literally who

Looks like a caw

>>2747073
>wins ROH championship
>wins IGWP championship
>Vince hires him back
>jobs clean to Roman on RAM
FTFY

m'lady

>>2746853
"...and I shall complete your harem of hairless men m'lady."

>>2746857
kek

>"wrestler" sex godess from billion dollar entertainment company more popular than a heavyweight champion from a wrestlig company who exclusively caters their audience only to Nippon
huh?

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>>2745916
Yikes! The numbers sure are scary, OP.

And that is the reason why Okada will never be relevant in the landscape of pro-wrestling/sports-entertainement. He's a great wrestler, sure, but only 5% of wrestling fans know who he is.

>>2740178
Who?

>>2740178
Whose your source? What Are you even trying to say? ESL?

She's really not cut out for it.

She can't cut promos hell she can't even talk on a mic, and moves are weak as fake

>>2736645
don't work yourself into a shoot brother

much love

-HH

>>2736645
OP here with a quick disclaimer.

I dislike Russo as well and more often than not agree with cornette on wrestling related matters but Jesus Christ.

Whether you like or dislike Russo at this point is irrelevant. The hatred Cornette has for this man is not healthy mentally. Normal people don't get rage blackouts like Cornette does.

>>2722975
what do you think you fucking piece of shit lol kappa this nigga

>>2723100
>nigger detected

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>BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP

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Complete and utter disappointment. Why are you even going, you fucking faggot? Fuck you for enabling this shitty company.

>>2752958
>imagine paying money to see a WWE show

>>2752958
Why are you printing it out like a tard? just get phone app bro

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>Matt is married to a crazy spic lady and has 1 son with her, with another one coming soon.
>Edge is married to Beth Phoenix and has 2 daughters with her.
>Lita is now a childless spinster in her 40s
Lita was the Jannetty all along

*ruins smackdown*
*ruins raw*

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>>2752168
>tfw matt hardy fan
>i was at survivor series 2006
>14 years old
>philadelphia
>lita's last match
>we chant that she's a crack whore
>match gets silent for a moment and one obnoxious guy screams "HEY LITA HOW MUCH?!"
>crime time comes out and humiliates her on her way out
>listen to her giving an interview years later
>she's still salty about it