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>>3115746
Good job leaving out his fight which drew 1 million views, only 300k less than the cena vs reigns segment.

>>3115746
Imagine being a heel wrestler and having to drop character for this shit.

Kayfabe should have never died.

Actual RAW segment rankings:

1. Cena and Reigns promo
2. Braun vs. Big Show steel cage match
3. Miz vs. Hardy match
4. Cena vs. JJordan match
5. Big Show post-match pop
6. Sasha & Alexa vs. Nia and Emma match and Nia promo
7. Rollins&Ambrose vs. Gallows&Anderson match
8. Bray and Balor promo
9. Enzo promo
10. Enzo match
11. Sheamus&Cesaro vs. Slater&Rhyno match
12. Neville promo
13. JJordan Promo
14. Sasha and Alexa promo
15. Elias promo
16. Nia promo

This promo was so bad it brought Heyman back after nearly 6 years

>>3115715
Based Feelsman

>>3115715
legit autism

>>3115612
uhh that's renee young dude

>>3115645
Really?

>>3115612
who knew Apollo Crews liked white bitches?

>>3115473
It's exactly what happened to Roman last week.

The difference is, Shane didn't cry like a bitch.

>>3115477
There was literally a fucking minute of dead silence. I was actually yelling "SAY SOMETHING!" at my screen. Based Big Flubs Shane O' Mac working me into a shoot.

>>3115473
In his return promo, even Vince back him up. But I bet people forgets lines all the time. The difference is on how they recovered. Like Shane last night, he kept repeating the same line until he found it. Others might just improv until they're back to the original line, or play with the crowd. It's a skill that can be learnt, if he wants to.

>>3115368
*single handedly gets injured at BOLA*

>>3115368

Holy shit, this guy is going to be considered the greatest of all-time when he retires. From an in ring standpoint anyway. Not even the Cena could reach that Austin or Hogan level of dimes. So I mean, he's more like single handedly putting NJPW on the map for America.

>>3115368
Who dis jewey lookin' muthafucka?

>>3115307
More like El Niño Vainilla, am I right? They're never going to even attempt to have him do promos. He'll never get over.

>>3115350
He actually did a "promo"

And he is getting over basically being amazing on the ring

>>3115355
Yeah that spicy cheese promo was legit. Not.

I'm biased because I saw him botch during his debut live. He's good in the ring, but I didn't see him for many months after that fateful day. Makes you wonder.

Sami Zayn - for being a JUST no draw ginger jobber Muslin Invader.

Ricochet for being a whiny little shit who thinks he's the god of wrestling

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Dave Meltzer for being full of shit
>last two years
>Meltzer:WWE isn't worried about the ratings, social media numbers are good

>yesterday
>Meltzer on why WWE is going live on Christmas: WWE doesn't care about social media backlash, they're worried about spoilers from a show taped a few days before hurting ratings

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>It is pretty entertaining

KO - "I'm gonna sue your asses. I don't give a crap about authority figures! This is gonna be the Kevin Owens show for real, from now on!"

Daniel - "Uh, yeah, Vince McMahon will talk to you about that next week."

KO - (gulp!) "Y... you mean... the very fiiiiirst face to face... with KO and Vince?! Holy f... fuck... Smackdown really is based!! Glad I'm not a rawfag."

>Kevin Steen is considered important enough for Vince McMahon to come to TV and do a segment with
My 2010 ROHbot brain is exploding at this thought

>>3115268
I like the story but it went off the rails last night.

Started off strong with the fight then they over did the "legal action" angle.

sorry joe hoe. he injured and thus cut

>>3115264
Revised:
1. Cena with a Make-a-Wish kid in the crowd
2. Bork Lazer
2.5 Goldberg
3. Brown Snowman
4. Ramen Reigns
5. AJ Styles
6. Seth ROLLING
7. Finn "IM A FREAKIN DEMON" Balor
8. Sincara in a shoot fight
9. BASED Big Hog Ellsworth
10. Corey Graves on Commentary

The Supreme Alpha. Prime Goldberg
1. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman coaching from the side)
2. Oldberg
3. Taker at Wrestlemania
4. Super Cena against the odds
5. Brock Lesnar
6. Roman Reigns with the crowd against him
7. Finn Balor in Demon form
8. AJ Styles in face mode
9. Randy Orton in heel mode
10. Samoji

Braun Strowmans placement isn't clearly defined yet, so he's left off. Sure, he's beaten Reigns, but always with an asterisk. Depends how he does against Brock.

>>3115243
>Bobby Rood isn't a draw
You don't fucking say?

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BASED

>>3115243
Bobby who gets views like THAT?

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>>3115235
How could I?

Smackdown loves fisting

>>3115240
Of course you wouldn't, you're here 2 4 / 7. Sad!

>>3115177
This

>>3115177

Ratings will keep falling so there will be some change

damn dude they fucking got us. They tanked their ratings and buyrates but they

FUCKING
GOT
US

BROOKE BETTER BE WITH A 8 FOOT NIGGER

WHEN WE JUMP SHIP TO WCW, I HOPE WE SINK THIS COMPANY FASTER THAN A STEROID SCANDAL BROTHER

>>3115181
AND HE BETTER PLAY APEHOOP LIKE MY BOY D-ROD

Lets focus on her feet

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>>3115246

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>>3115061
Pfft. Raven.

Yes. Just look at two biggest boom periods of wrestling. Vince Russo has been saying the same for years, story & character > fake fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUyRf6YYxm8

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>>3115061
Yes. When wrestling as popular it was because people were tuning in to see larger than life characters like Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man, Stone Cold, Sting, etc. Personalities are the most important part of wrestling, not the wrestling. Obviously there's outliers like Kurt Angle who had personality and could wrestle just as good as anyone, but most of the greats only had a few moves and would make the match all about telling a story.

Look at the current WWE champions. The one with the most distinct personality is fucking Brock Lesnar for fucks sake. People literally tune in to see him german suplex people for 20 minutes.