/div/ - Divination General

Where are you Empath

can you tell me my future?

Air query.

Will I be forming any meaningful friendships or relationships anytime soon?

>>18779250
Only if we can hang out together tomorrow anon.

Just passing by to say that last time I got an answer here, it actually worked.

>>18779272
Come to the discord I want to be ur friend

>>18779272
Are you in FL?

>>18779284
No I'm in Canada but I know a black guy in Florida his name's cobb do you know him

>>18779311
Ya, I know Cobb.
He's a swell guy.

Could you do my read pls?

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Brandon
26
brown hair and eyes
gemini
fav color, blue
pic of something I like
Question; Is what I'm worrying about real? or is it all just in my head?

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>>18779311
Love reading?

Are youthere

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>>18779311
Ches I'm the odd guy from previous thread.
that person you mention, I already met her before?

>>18779318
I dunno he might be a gangbanger I only met him one time..

Seeing a new reboot your about to watch. And seeing you on 4Chan making a newfriend and it's a girl.

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>>18779334
Can you answer me this one from previous thread?
>>18779288
I really wondered about it...

>>18779334
Reboot ehh. What do you mean by that? You mean things are gonna start picking up?

>>18779334
do me.

>>18779309
>>18779313

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>>18779311
Hey Chessybaby
Scry if BV and I would make cute babies

Photos of Kiefer haven't been found yet in parents' albums, but the search is far from over. I'll keep you posted.

>>18779370
What do you mean by that. Are you saying a 50+ man is to old for a 26 yr old.

Be careful with bv he's a handful of a man.

Kids would look more like you.
>>18779322
Seeing nothing for March or April. I do see hope in july. But don't think it's anything other then a long term crush
>>18779333
It was fuzzy and out of focus. Looked gold so its possible
>>18779340
Yes I've also wondered about it .

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>>18779393
deos anyone i like, like me back?

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>>18779406
real niggas will like you back

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>>18779393
skipppped

>>18779346
you don't have to do the second part. only the first. i actually dont need help with the energy thing i just wanted to see if anyone else saw i saw. its pretty sick but i get away with it.

>>18779393
>Looked gold so its possible

Grazie Mille CHess

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>>18779393
>Yes I've also wondered about it .
Can you be less cryptic? I mean, if you don't I'll go with exact name. Also... did second eli aka "A" laid with her online best friend?

Thank you.

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>>18779311
>Florida

>>18779393
>Are you saying a 50+ man is to old for a 26 yr old.
Do you not know that age is just a number?
>Kids would look more like you.
They must be beautiful

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>>18779393
How much longer is it before I find a lover?

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>>18779393
Hey Ches, it'd be really awesome if you could help me out.
Me and this girl seriously hit it off every time we meet (we have mutual friends) and a lot of them say we'd be quite good together.
Unfortunately she's not looking to date atm, she got out of a bad relationship a few years back and hasn't really gotten over it. I'm looking for some advice on moving forward or some kind of glimpse into my future or something, I guess. Apologies in advance if I did this wrong.
Blue eyes, 20, male, sagittarius.

Trading

Why'd he send me that message

I'm doing some readings until I feel ready for sleep.

I'll post the cards if I decide to use tarot for your reading and no extra info if I select a different method.

All I need is your query.

>>18779631
I feel a weird psychic pressure from this event that's gojg to happen soon (it's uncanny, I can tell). Is this upcoming event important? And how?

>>18779620

I'll trade. Just a general/love query for me.

Gonna go do your reading now.

>>18779631
How can I keep improving myself?

>>18779631
Love reading for next month

>>18779631
how come i havent gotten an email back? did they forget about me?

>>18779631
What will happen if i try to get my old job back?

>>18779640

Tower, page of pentacles 10 of wands

Some unexpected changes are taking place that you'll learn something from but you may be too busy or overloaded to focus on a relationship currently

>>18779631
How are things between me & my crush?

>>18779640

8 of Pentacles, The Hierophant (rev), The Hanged Man

To me, this says it was to inform/warn you about something because he cares. Something about your being excessive rather than careful or moderate, probably socially. You believe something that is just plain wrong. Additionally, you were messaged because of attachment and a deep spiritual awareness.

>>18779666
ma'am, I did your reading in the last thread.

>>18779654

here's mine
>>18779622

>>18779620
>>18779676

>>18779631
female
cancer
does Johnny like me?

>>18779631
What would be the outcome if I try?

>>18779678

Cool so... I have a deep spiritual awareness? And I see he wanted a response and I sorta laughed it off. I just don't understand why he chose that path. Oh well.

>>18779666

Yours, hope it helps

Also trading again for anyone who can do it

Should I continue to stay sober? What's my next move to move toward more happiness?

>>18779637

Queen of Cups, The Devil (rev), King of Pentacles

The King and Queen seem to indicate that this will somehow involve your parents, so that very well may be important. The Queen of Cups also speaks of ancient forces. The reversed Devil heeds that you resist temptation and are careful of your decisions. It is good to have a healthy fear, but not to let fear consume you.

>>18779688

I was more under the impression that he had the deep spiritual awareness and that there was a strong questioning of the path you chose. *shrug*

Thanks for the reading.

One last thing: you should continue to stay sober because I've seen that working well for a lot of people lately. Take this opportunity of a clear mind to fix things that have been damaged.

>>18779698


That he was questioning my path? Is that to say I'm not spiritually aware?

>>18779645

10 of Pentacles, 10 of Wands, Ace of Wands

Have more appreciation for things. Right wrongs. Curb cruelty, or you will experience a fall. Be less skeptical and more optimistic about the things you are down on.

>>18779631
General reading please

>>18779702

The cards questioned your path and indicated that you are less spiritually aware than you think, so he was messaging you out of his greater spiritual awareness regarding the matter at hand.

Hope that helps.

Trading,

Did I make the best choice leaving her?

>>18779712

Problem is I don't think he knows the full picture. And it was basically taunting about having got with an ex... so I'm not sure what the point was other than to lash out because he was an idiot and got sucked into her crazy

>>18779631
Should i keep trying to recover her?
Does she really love him?

>>18779659

4 of Swords (rev), 7 of Wands (rev), Strength (rev)

Change is in the air, but whether it is for better or worse remains to be seen. Hesitation or losing your nerve may play a strong role in the outcome. Consider alternatives and the importance of reconciliation. Do more to calm and relax yourself so that you will have the strength you'll need.

>>18779631
How do I help her?

>>18779719

The reading seemed to indicate that you were lacking the full picture. The ex's significance appears to be different than you think. There does seem to be some lashing out, but the reasons, again, appear to be different than you think. The reading clearly indicated caring on his part.

>>18779684
will*

>>18779739

All I can think is he thinks he took advantage of the situation and was trying to warn me about making the same mistake.

Significance, as in...?

>>18779661

I pulled too many cards to list and also did some pendulum and coin throws.

The results were mixed.

You may need to put in some effort on following up, but even then you may be disappointed. It also warns you not to be selfish.

>>18779743

I was under the impression it was not about taking advantage of the situation and that he was warning you about mistakes that were already made, but possible future mistakes could be worth considering as well.

Significance as to her actual role in things. It's less about their relationship and more about yours.

>>18779663

7 of Pentacles, 4 of Cups, Page of Cups

It seems things would be off to a rough start, but if you keep your cool and direct your efforts wisely, it could go very well in the end.

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Is music an interest worth pursuing or should I place my focus elsewhere?

For whoever feels like doing a reading, thank you god bless

>>18779754

Makes a little more sense that way I suppose. Do you mean to say its more a reflection on my relationship with her or the one I'm in now? This was long before I got into the current one

>>18779670

The Chariot, Knight of Wands, 6 of Cups (rev)

It will take a lot of effort and will to continue. Things will be driven by fear. Things are not as they seem. There exists lies/deceit. The happy moment is passing. Things are out of balance.

Sorry, anon.

>>18779683

All but one of my pendulum readings and coin tosses indicated "No" as the answer.

Sorry, anon.

>>18779684
>>18779742

9 of Cups, Queen of Swords, Justice

Fortune. With it, a mysterious person comes into your life, but the relationship will start to go badly. Try to keep a balanced view of things.

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Will we be friends again? Why do they not want to be my friend?

>>18779744
ok thanks anon :/

>>18779773

Recent/future mistakes.

It's about your relationship with the ex.

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General reading for Anons tonight:

Jupiter is in Virgo who stands upon the Moon tonight. Jupiter is in retrograde, which will have mixed results for the signs... Mostly dread. This is a time to look at and eximane what is not working in your life and correct it. Don't become lazy or gluttonous.

>>18779706
Thank you so much, anon. I will try to follow your advises :)

Take care.

>>18779785
Thank you

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>>18779804
23 Male Capricorn.

What can you tell me from that general reading?

>>18779707

5 of Wands, The Wheel of Fortune (rev), The High Priestess (rev)

This firstly sees you in conflict and you or someone else being avoidant. You may have resistance to changes in your life or difficulty adjusting to those changes. There will be a time for action and/or involvement with others. When you have a romantic opportunity, commit to it.

>>18779804
See: >>18779762

Gemini, thanks

>>18779720

Much to my surprise, the answer my pendulum and coins gave me was a pretty strong "Yes" at like 75%.

As to whether she really loves him, that came out to an equally strong "Yes" of about 75%.

It is definitely a battle with an equal match. The outcome has an equal chance of going either way, but it seems to at least be worth trying. At least that way you will know the outcome for sure.

what will i achieve in my life?

>>18779835
Thanks

>>18779731

King of Swords (rev), 2 of Swords (rev), 4 of Cups (rev)

By helping yourself instead.

There will be destruction otherwise.

>>18779631
What can I do to find clarity in my path?

>>18779818

there's nothing else to tell, it's a general reading anon

>>18779762

My pendulum and coin readings all totaled to an exactly 50% chance.

It would take much work, and even then there would be a rather strong chance of failure.

At a 75% positive outcome for placing your focus elsewhere, it would seem like a better choice to pursue something else.

You could always still do music on the side for fun and maybe have luck with it that way... or at least enjoyment.

>>18779787

My pendulum and coins indicate that "Probably" is you answer.

The only card I pulled that made any sense as to "why" was The Emperor. This would indicate that it's because of some petty social reason like status, because of arrogance, and/or because of insensitivity.

>>18779837

The Star, Judgement (rev), The Hermit

Renewal/improvement of something. You will have to involve yourself with others in order to do so.

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>>18779862
MaybI have one good sir?

Will I meet soon my next girlfriend? (As in a month or less)

Pendulum anon trade one with me

>>18779843

4 of Cups (rev), The Magician, 2 of Swords

Get yourself centered and balanced, and keep yourself there. Find a healthy outlet for your emotions instead of suppressing them. Assert your will to transform your situation and take control of your life. Know that you are strong, and remember that. Seek tranquility when needed, and you will prosper.

>>18779869

My pendulum and coins indicate that "Probably not quite that soon" is your answer.

>>18779880

Is someone having a crush on me nowadays? Thanks anon!

>>18779889

Hold on are you Chyronimus?? Because I have been looking for him over a year now.

>>18779889
>it was Chiron
...and DISREGARDED

>>18779862
I made a stupid drunken decision which I apologized for. It has just been confusing that they do not want to be my friend when they make a lot of dumb decisions.

Thank you

>>18779889
KEK

>>18779893
Message via the Suit of Wands link in the OP.

Trading. Doing tarot, hoping for a scry

>>18779898
Nigga you just trolled yourself

>>18779877
Thank you. I've made progress working towards finding more balance and a stronger belief in self.

>Find a healthy outlet for your emotions instead of suppressing them.
This has been tricky. Do you have any advice to find such? Or would you mind drawing cards?

>>18779923
>>18779889

>>18779915

Hi, I'm able to scry right now, I'd like a reading about when will I start my next love relationship. I am a 23 years old Capricorn.

Would you like a scry being specific in one topic or just a general reading?

>>18779915
query?

>>18779920
You seem like you're mad.

>>18779925
Alright. Have a good night then.

>>18779928
Hi! Thanks for responding.
I would like a scry describing the next man I enter into a relationship with. I'm a female Capricorn. I'll start on yours.

>>18779929
Would you still like to trade also?
There is someone important to me and our relationship has been strained lately. Do I annoy him, or am I just being self conscious? Leave your query and I'll start after the guy above.

>>18779898

This >>18779889 was not me. I am still doing readings.

classic question but, how good is my path of life currently heading too?

>>18779888

Nice trips. My pendulum and coins indicate a strong "Yes" as your answer.

>>18779923

Physical activity, sports, art, music, talking to others about what's on your mind, etc.

>>18779871

Ironically, my pendulum's answer actually was "Probably" just like >>18779889 said.

>>18779944

My pendulum and coins indicate an answer of "Not good" and suggest that you alter your path to lead you in a better direction.

>>18779964
is there a more specific answer? what should i focus on?

>>18779928
When:
Nine of Cups

Challenges you face:
Page of Wands
Eight of Swords
Five of Wands
Nine of Pentacles
Two of Wands

The timing on the Nine of Cups is early March, so in about a year you can expect this relationship. In the meantime you have a lot of self-improvement you're going to need to face. To win this woman over, you're going to need to work on your confidence and your independence. The Pisces is willing to sacrifice a lot for a relationship, but you'll have to prove that you're worth it.

>>18779966

Communication, mending things in need of repair, and family.

>>18779970
if i fix all my problems? how will it look like then?
sorry im asking so many questions.

>>18779972

It will be difficult and not without its struggles, but the outcome looks a lot better for you: improvement and fortune.

>>18779982
how good of improvement? should i end it now?

>>18779936

Fellow Capricorn, I'll be going through a small trance, first I will give you a description of what I saw, then a small interpretation followed by my personal advice torwards this scrying. Please, relax and open your mind to my words.

Inside a dark room, a mand stands still, he is quite tall, he emits a strong aura, however it might be the room itself, he looks intimidating, with closed fists, dark hair, as dark as charcoal he looks at me like a man wanting to fight, he peotects something in his right hand, I can't tell what it is... he is looking at me, dark eyes, he is in a good physical shape. Wait, there's more, behind him, I see a painting?no, like doodles in the wall, with different colours and shapes,

Damn, can't say much more, this was a bit scary, intense scrying, I got anxiety after it...

The man you seek is a man who feels attacked by something or someone, however he has an interior world that he never shows to anyone, he is indeed the guard of a whole different world in his mind. Colours and shapes like the ones I saw usually proyect talent or imagination. Anyhow, he is indeed under preassure, maybe in some sort of an enclosed space. If one thing is sure is that he is quiet, and hard to approach. Tough guy.

My advice is to be a "welcomer" be the fresh air people can't find in their day by day life and show others that showing who you truly are is a right we all have. Becoming some sort of "light bringer" you will become an example to him, and he'll come at you ar some point wanting to have some of your light to light up the darkness that was in the room he is enclosed in.

All in all, I belive that you will find this man at some point down the road and he will want to learn from you, then he will show you who how he truly is. If What he holds is worth it might be up to you in the end.

>>18779991
Thank you so much for the scry, but I cringed so much. Not because I thought your scry was bad or inaccurate, but this man's behavior describes every toxic relationship ship I've ever been in. For the love of God I am dreading this. Would you like to trade again?

>>18779990

It will be quite a significant improvement. Yes.

Anyone want to trade?

>>18780041
I have a Mickey Mantle rookie card. What've you got that's good?

>>18779928
Hi not that anon would you like to trade with another?

>>18780008

Sure, you said my next relationship would be in a year, however many readers told me it would actually be this year, specifically in the second quarter of 2017. Funny enough, I belive a girl might be interested in me nowadays, so I want to ask if this girl is really having a bit of a crush on me or I am just beliving the wrong things.

Wanna be specific in the scry again? I might need a bit more time this time since I am a bit tored but I can make tje effort :)

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>>18780044
I got all things that are good.

>>18780048
No problem on needing more time. I just want to know about someone I'm close to. Our relationship has been a bit strained, but I'm wondering if I annoy him, and maybe his general feelings about me.

I'll start on yours.

As for your read, I'm sorry about your read. :( nine of cups is also the wish card, so maybe your desires will be coming to you sooner than you think!

>>18780058
These threads are ruining /x/

>>18780048
Four of Pentacles
Five of Pentacles
Seven of Swords
Three of Cups
Hierophant
Six of Pentacles
Wheel of Fortune
Page of Wands
Magician
Queen of Wands
Ten of Pentacles

So it looks like you're getting the idea, BUT you can turn this around. Seems she may be putting out her feelers just to see how you respond, but she really didn't have any intention of acting on it. You can woo her a bit. I don't want to say she will be your next relationship, but it looks as though you may have a chance to create a foundation by which something more can build upon. Seems she'll be responsive to any advances you make, but you'll need to be forward and you'll need to act with intention. Any hint of disinterest or hesitation and she's gone. She's not looking to get hurt, so she has a wall up big time. That being said, all-in-all, she likes you a lot--just as a person. Seems you have the tools to try to mould your relationship in various directions.

>>18780069
Why don't you go bug one of the five flat earth threads?

>>18780069
this is the best way to handling divination stuff imo. otherwise you get 3-4 threads that are on the front page from people who want to do readings, and then once they leave people keep posting in them for days. at least it's consolidated now.

>>18780084
Why don't you go the way of 4+4chan?

>>18780085
Hardly, normally in the past they had been kept to one thread unless it was at the end of the catalog. In fact in the past it was much less frequent, you would have threads about 2 days a week or 1 at the least. It was hardly a problem in the past.

Is Cheswick acurate?

>>18780092
How is one div thread an issue? A new one is only made after old ones are decently far past bump limit? Why is this the problem when on any given day there can be 3 flat earth threads, 2 greentext generals, a HABBENING thread, one goddamn Elisa lam "WHAT HAPPENED TO HER GOYS" thread, and MORE BULLSHIT. Every day. But one div thread is ruining x. Keep living in your fantasy, faggot

>>18780092
we have differing memories, apparently.
>>18780100
no

>>18780105
I didn't argue that they where an issue, I just clarified that those statements where false.
>>18780109
Seems so.

>>18780111
We'll just have to agree to disagree. No go back to whatever cancer thread you frequent on x every day. We're all pieces of shit in our own special way, so if you stop coming here, we promise we won't go to your threads and call you a faggot.

>>18780115
What the fuck is your problem? I didn't even say /div/ was an issue. Just clarified something.

DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE!!!

>>18780117
>>18780115
>>18780111
>>18780109
>>18780105
>>18780092
>>18780086
>>18780085
>>18780084
>>18780069
>>18780058
Kill yourselves

>>18780123
Nah

>>18780123
Troll post >>18780058 was successful.

DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!!

/div/: all my bitches hard at work

>/div/ community in a nutshell
>"don't speak outside my hug box or you get banned" t. /div/cord

>>18780147
KEK

>>18780081
>>18780048
Reposting read for anon I'm trading with. Lots of BS in the thread so I wanted to make sure you see your read.

>>18780152
More KEK.

>>18780156
>Lots of BS in the thread
It's always full of BS with or without trolls

im so interested in all of this and really hope to strengthen my tarot reading in the future

I would like some sort of reading if anyone is up for it, because my last was about a year ago now from a group of pagans i had met, they were all so nice and treated me gently as if i had something special to offer, and was even told i have a unique ability but i never was able to figure out what that was. I sadly lost contact with them and have not stopped thinking about them and what i may posses and my fascination and desire or anything related to this has only increased and idk where to start.

>>18780147

/div/ irc in a nutshell - the type of people who came there:

michi - dishonorable homophobic sexist pedophile
yalda/io - hateful schizo bitch
eli/isa - two-faced violent bpd cutter bitch
hinge - two-faced judgmental faggot
rayner - slut and coward
alari - lame two-faced bipolar bitch
siegrain - psycho
darko - emotional edgelord
catlady - lame landwhale coward
chiron - sunshine and selfies
discordia - superstitious hypochondriac
scrybaby - delusional and demanding obsessive
gdfriend - arrogant knowitall retard douchebag
poliwag - salty

anybody noteworthy i missed?

>>18780163
cheswick - ignorant delusional psychotic racist

>>18780163
Irrelevant copypasta is irrelevant

>>18780163
teawitch

>>18780163
Xt - professional 1488er

>>18780169

for relevance, see:

>>18780147

>>18780163
pzorbi - arrogant racist holocaust denier

>>18780170
teawitch - sad weeaboo basketcase with a bug up her yeasty snatch

>>18780176
KEK

>>18780178
Who tf is teawitch

>>18780163
merida - medieval superweapon capable of making the earth flat.

>>18780183
That sounds like it could be the plot to a Final Fantasy game.

>>18780182
A huge nobody.

And by huge I mean fat. But all SJWs are.

>>18780185
ayylmao - a bag of stale lays barbecue chips

Shit just got hilarious.

>>18780189
ahahaha

>>18780189
ayyylmao - no frends

>>18780163
azrael - a severely dry ham with my little pony stickers on it

/div/: mental illness at large

HermeticMagician - hookers and enthusiasm

>>18780203
hookers - hollowed out watermelons

>>18780189
>>18780195
are these metaphors?

>>18780209
No, I was sincerely just fucking about. I have nothing against either of them.

kennedy - wuduhekk!

>>18780208
LOL

>>18780212
Still, they are accurate.

Anyone want to trade?

>>18780217
That's just what the trolls banned from the IRC want you to think.

>>18780217
>implying this isn't eli's masterplan

>>18780220
No.

>>18780220
see >>18780230

>>18780231
KEK

>>18780225
It crossed my mind. I wondered if it was Eli herself making all these obvious samefagged and autistic hate-posts about herself and the never ending praise to Chironymous so people would start hating him. And I mean it worked well.

However having seen Chironymous long before this mess it was clear to me that the guy was a retard so I think it's him.

Fuck you, div. FUCK YOU. Stay the fuck on topic. Keep Thisbe Chiron/Eli shit of fun of here. Take it to your fucking discord. You were doing so well today. Don't fuck this up for all of us.

>>18780238
Did you not see >>18780147?

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Can we all be friends again?

>>18780236
Chiron had a software startup and a patent. He's hardly a retard.

I'm sure he's off doing better things. I talked to him the other day, and he told me some of the big things he has coming up. He laughed hysterically when I told him about all the shit going on here.

And you're right, Eli isn't smart enough to do something like that.

>>18780242
>>18780236
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT UP

>>18780242
How can you talk to him when he's you though? LOL

>>18780244
LMAO!

>>18780222
aka Imga, Malprig and pillowpants

>>18780246
Because I'm you.

DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE!

>>18780241
Chiron already tried that, but Eli's a bitch.

You make me sad, div. now I really do want these threads to get banned. You deserve it. You took the community off of 4chan to the IRC and Discuck to feed your dumbass egos, you FUCK each other, you lie to each other, you start drama, you can't keep one fucking thread on topic, and you obsess over some faggot's relationship that you've never met. You deserve to get banned. You deserve to have this place ruined for everyone.
The worst part? It wouldn't be losing div, it would be that you fags wouldn't take one ounce of blame for it.

>>18780251
Imga hasn't been banned tho

>>18780258
I broke the dam.

>>18780258
There is literally nothing good about these threads. It is literally positive reaffirmation for the 3-5 people who fucking post and most of these people are shit posting about someone who they are better off without but leave those details out when they query so the reader can tell them what they want to hear.

>>18780258
I went to the IRC to meet some of the readers and make friends in the off time from doing readings, thinking it was a sort of readers' lounge. Mope. It's a bunch of paranoid schizo asshole losers. Hence why I left.

>>18780259
He was banned a couple of times

>>18780265
There are plenty of people here just seeking guidance or advice for divination, but then you've got these faggots who swing around once a day to make sure the thread derails. If you're one of them, just stop. You don't have to respond to people because they're rustling your jimmies about your favorite reader. Everyone just stop.
Neither of these readers you're losing your minds over give half a shit about any of you.

>>18780272
He used to own the IRC channel.
Damn fucking kids these days.

>>18780272
Doesn't make him currently banned tho which was the description.

Mods delete this thread and ban it and all of its posters. We clearly don't deserve to have nice things. Please, let's all drive away readers and divination discussion. Why don't we just take div and fucking put it in soc and turn it into a gossip/spooky m4f hookup thread. That's what we all really want, right? Not divination or anything. I mean, clearly by the tone of the thread divination is dead.

>>18780279
Doesn't save him from having a grudge against Eli, he pretended to be her friend to screw he over later, he's behind the something of these posts

>>18780251
Is Malprig even alive anymore? I haven't heard shit from him in a coon's age.

>>18780271
The only one who is an asshole is yalda, the rest are allright.

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>>18780286
>screwed her over
How exactly did he screw her over?

>>18780286
>>18780279
>>18780277
>>18780272
>>18780259
>>18780287
>>18780289

SHUT THE FUCK UP. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LEARN SOMETHING YOU FAGGOTS. SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON TOPIC
DIVINATION
DIVINATION
DIVINATION
DIVINATION
DIVINATION
DIVINATION
DIVINATION

>>18780286
Imga wasn't pretending. Eli screwed him over when he didn't buy her bullshit story and made a joke she flew off the handle at raging bitch style.

>>18780294
>>18780292
Please see:
>>18780293

>>18780293
If divination were real, people would have seen all of this coming.

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>>18780302
Maybe the true readers are here because they knew they would get to see a shitshow.

>>18780293
There was no divination taking place just trades.

>>18780305
PROOF the readers of /div/ love drama

>>18780306
So? You mad because people aren't reading your love query for the nth time? Peace out faggot, you're not wanted here. Take this shit somewhere else. This place is for divination, and that includes trades, i.e. Literally anything that has to do with divination, but not who is getting their dick sucked and threat punched. Get a fucking life

>>18780244
>>18780293
I can't stop giggling at how angry your posts are.

>>18780314
It'll be even funnier when divination threads are banned, right?

>>18780306
You forgot the fake readers and fake querents

>>18780315
I just spit out my ovaltine laughing at this post.

Air query

Will anything important occur in my life tomorrow?

>>18780319
They're all fake readers.

I blame the querents.

Shitposting aside, why is this community so spergy?

>>18780220
i'll trade, i read the iching. what's your query?

my query: I have a new relationship with this guy what does the future look like for us?

>>18780326
4chan: spergs
/x/: paranoid spergs
/div/: paranoid spergs who think they have mystic powers

>>18780323
The air tells me you seem to have an anus filled with a surplus amount of penis. You will in the future end up shitting a fair amount of those dicks out which should relieve some of the pressure that causes you to be such a massive faggot.

>>18780328
Ok. I got you.
My query: what are L's romantic intentions towards me?

>>18780331
I could almost hear those meaty cocks landing against the floor with a slap. Well described, anon.

9/10

>>18780326
>4chan

I remember in the very beginning when a reader said 'I was with the readers yesterday and they're all fucking awful, especially that one who can smell things. I'm getting the fucking out of here.'

>>18780333
can i get a descriptor of you so i can better phrase the question? just an initial or a month or something

>>18780336
t. Crazy chick who asks this every thread

>>18780335
Oh my god, I forgot about the reader who divined by smelling! My sides!

THE NOSE KNOWS!

All of my kek.

>>18780336
My initial is LO

>>18780338
I shouldn't have reminded ye.. Also I will probably get banned for the 3rd time :D

>>18780338
Yeah there are some weird fucking people here, especially those people that try to divine with their audio based hallucinations. Fucking cracks me up

>>18780341
You shouldn't have. I'm going to have an aneurysm from laughing so hard!

>>18780337
>implying you've never asked about an L or a J 100 times a thread

>>18780344
Dude. There are SO MANY schizos here.

/div/: a fucking joke

I'm gonna try using my dick as a pendulum. Any yes/no queries?

>>18780328
>The Sun, Four of Wands, Three of Pentacles

It doesn't seem like anything excessively romantic, but a future with a comfortable union that promotes growth, friendship, and learning. Seems like you guys may end up being better friends than lovers, but sometimes the best relationships are with the partners we're also friends with. I wouldn't worry too much about this relationship. It seems it will mellow out to something stable after the honeymoon phase passes.

>>18780354
Yes is cockwise.
No is counter-cockwise.

>>18780354
Yes I am curious on if this golden claymore in breath of the wild is breakable.

>>18780354
Yes I have one
Will you ever get cancer and die young?

>>18780333

Hexagram 9 Changing to 57

hexagram 9 (minor restraint) with changing line 1

Changing line 1 seems to mean that L has seen an obstacle when it comes to romancing you, and has returned to their due course. They may be frustrated or fed-up, but they are going their own way now. They have reached their frustration tolerance and are headed elsewhere.

Changing to 57 Penetration

If you want anything to happen you need to take control of the situation. Hexagram 57 is all about taking charge and making things happen for yourself, rather than waiting around for something to happen. Get to the heart of the matter and act on whatever information you find. You need to know what you want and act on it. You can't wait around for someone else to do the acting for you. This is no time for hesitation. It's a time for action on your end.

>>18780364
>>18780366
My swangin' meat says no to both these queries.

>>18780367
Thank you. Seems accurate, especially the first hexagram. I've been getting mixed signals lately from her

>>18780354
>>18780361
>penis pendulum readings

>>18780367
>penetration

welp.

>>18780350
Why does reading cards make you schizo?

>>18780385
I think it's the other way around. Schizos are more prone to having unusual/esoteric beliefs and/or to thinking their voices/visions are trying to tell them something.

>>18780385
He's not talking about them, he, if you look at the conversation, is referring to actual people who suffer hallucinations and extreme paranoia

>>18780394
Schizophrenia usually kicks in around a person's 20s. It can be triggered earlier by marijuana use.

>>18780400
What about being batshit crazy and asking about L and J every thread?

>>18780394
>>18780400
/x/ is already home to a lot of paranoia, schizophrenia, and unusual beliefs, so it only makes sense that /div/ would arise out of /x/ even despite the tangentially related subject matter.

>>18780402
To be fair, there are a lot of people whose names start with L and J. Not saying people don't take advantage of readers and ask often, but it's dumb to assume it's the same people when you can't prove that. Talk about paranoid.

>>18780402
Despite it arguably having the most interesting discussion topics, a survey showed that /x/ had the lowest IQ of all boards on 4chan at the time.

Other mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression, OCD, thought loops, etc., are sure to accompany the folks here with paranoid schizophrenia and/or other disorders.

>>18780407
I only fuck Lauras and Jessicas.

>>18780408
tfw lower IQ than shota bread boards

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>>18780305

>>18780410
I can't speak for the world, but the most common names in the US start with J, M, and L. Your rage is misplaced and a bit irrational.

>>18780414
Perversion does not discriminate. It strikes all walks of life.

>>18780422
>rage
I made a joke. Although I have fucked a couple Lauras and Jessicas.
(I'm not the poster I replied to.)

Trading.

>>18780454
>trading
Oh I'm not falling for that alt-right nonsense again.

>>18780422
Names starting with J, M, and L make up 40% of the girls I've fucked

>>18780458
Please leave me out of whatever nonsense has been going on around here. I'm just looking to trade with someone then get ready for work.

>>18780458
KEK

>>18780465
>work
Still not falling for your alt-right nonsense m8.

>>18780469
I am standing at my computer applauding you. Cheeto dust is now everywhere.

>>18780454
Should I speak to him next time I see him?

>>18780473
>standing
No one will believe that.

>>18780476
Punch him in the stomach. That will really surprise him.

>>18780476
Are you trading or just looking to have your query read?
Not trying to be an ass I'm just skeptical because of the BS in the thread

>>18780477
I've laughed so hard at this thread.

Thank you, anon.

>>18780481
Trading

>>18780485
Wall Street or Japanese markets?

>>18780485
Ok I'm starting on yours

>>18780476
three of wands
five of pentacles
king of wands
six of pentacles
queen of wands
seven of wands
king of cups

Yes. he's feeling pretty lonely. He'll try to act like he has things mostly together, but in reality he's melting inside that you're talking with him. Ultimately the outcome is good, with King of cups. He'll want to talk to you again.

My question is if I'll return to a relationship with any of my previous exes: B, W, or S or none of these three?

>>18780508
B: 9 of swords
W: 10 of pentacles
S: 3 of wands

W but S will consider.

>>18780515
Thanks

>>18779214
I'm around. Why's that anon?

I really need someone to do a reading for me. Please.

>>18780520
Why were you such an asshole to people who were in the Discord who used to be your friends? Woman got you by the balls?

they are having a giveaway on sacredfires.us and I entered. Am i going win? Kek spells/bottles/candles and Norse items will be added to the shop and I can't wait!

>also good morning lads

>>18780526

I got this.

Whatta you need, senpai?

>>18780530

Are you the one doing readings?

>>18780535

I did at least a dozen readings earlier in the thread

I'm >>18779631

>>18780527
Yes.

>>18780530
My life is falling apart. Everything is going wrong in every aspect of my life. I have no idea what to do.

>>18780527
Oh I thought you wanted a reading. Nah I'm not around.

>>18780537

If it's not much to ask, what do you see of my future?

I'm curious about what it looks like if I fail/succeed. As in if I get my shit together ot not.

>Name: Christopher
>Date of birth: 11/20/1991
>Scorpio

I'm not sure what your requirements are. Also thank you.

>>18780529
You just decreased your chances of winning by posting that here and other people seeing it and entering. Oh wait, your post was an advertisement and you wanted people to go to the site. That's why you plugged what type of items will be added to the shop.

>>18780547
KEK.

>rayner - slut and coward

>>18779631
still around? pls

>>18780549

The Empress (rev), The Sun (rev), 9 of Wands

To me, this indicates that you're going to need to improve your communication skills and ability to express yourself, to stay positive/confident in the face of adversity, to not be arrogant, and to work hard. Then I do indeed see you getting your shit together and being successful!

>>18780553
You're welcome to come chat to me via discord or hell even Skype to talk this out, but I'm not shitting up yet another thread.

I will however do readings after dinner.

>>18780561

Hit me with your query, anon.

>>18780577
What are her thoughts/feelings about me?
We were very weird and cold lately. Do you think this will change..

Hit me up with anything about her really. Romance is difficult

>>18780568

Thank you. I know what you're saying is true. I just need to believe in it more. Again, thank you. I'm going to try and stay more positive about my situation. God bless.

>>18780569
>im not shitting up yet another thread
>admits to trolling
welp, there goes your cover.

>>18780545

I'm not exactly psychic. But I'm going through the same hurdles in my life as well.

Despite not being able to follow the same advice myself, I know that staying positive helps a great deal.

Look, I know this sounds harder said then done, trust me, but in the face of adversity, believing in yourself and in God/a higher being, helps.

Pray, meditate, just do something that helps collect your thoughts and focus your attentions on improving yourself..i hope this helps.

>>18780577
I've found enlightenment. Will the first part of the plan succeed?

>>18780603
Thank you. We will spend some time apart yeah. I dont know if she still wants to talk, i fell like it can backfire. Idk if she feels anything towards me anymore really.

>>18780183
How kind :3

>>18780864
Because horrible people would rather burn to the ground what others work on than allow themselves to be excluded. I too am sad to see something I've been a part of for 2 years go this way. It's less about ease, and more about their persistence; even the earth changes in response to the constant waters.

Yup. But anonymity is also what allows these people to cause such harm; a double edge sword.
>People need this
I won't lie, they really do. I've personally helped several people through some very rough times (not trying to toot my own horn), and can only imagine what could've happened had they not had here to vent and receive help. /div/ is hardly perfect, but there is goodness here that has helped countless people.

Nothing we can do but either continue to wade through it or leave it to die.

>>18780881
>Nothing we can do but either continue to wade through it or leave it to die.
Dude, the janitors are deleting obvious shit when reported.

Instead of whining, report the spammers, and it might not be immediate, but they'll ban the trolls.

I swear to god some days it feels like I'm the only one reporting bs while everyone else bitches.

>>18780886
Last thread there were no trolls and it was going well, yet it got deleted. I'm not saying janitors dont do work, but it really seems like they stopped giving a fuck about /div/ and just deleting threads whenever. Over some worthless reader drama, that is. I am disappointed, /div/

>>18780898
>Last thread there were no trolls and it was going well, yet it got deleted.
Well if it got deleted it obviously means the OP was the spammer if the mods were sweeping through the offending party's posts.

But whatever, you're just here to complain instead of read or anything else useful.

>>18780902
You do realize how threads get fucked when trolls come right? One of them even acted as a reader, got queries and went away like 3 times. They post retarded pictures, vocaroos, samefag to the limit, make up new threads before bump limit etc. This place is drowning in shit.

Oh and btw any of the trolls are reading this, FUCK YOU

>>18780905
Since it feels like I'm the only fag reporting the queers when they flood in, yeah, I have a pretty good idea of what happens in these threads.

>Oh and btw any of the trolls are reading this, FUCK YOU
^^^THIS^^^

Are the trolls gone?

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>>18781030
>Namefags
>Drama

Well no shit. Keep this trash in your shitty IRC and off the board.

New Thread;;
>>18780875
>>18780875
>>18780875