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How to advertise paranormal services? 2016-02-03 04:30:42 Post No.17308333
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How to advertise paranormal services?
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2016-02-03 04:30:42
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Hi /x/. Recently, I've decided I want to take up a job cleansing houses of hauntings and spiritual infestations. The problem is, I have zero idea on how to advertise myself. Craigslist doesn't really have an applicable section, and I can't go around chit chatting with people about it since I live in the Bible Belt.
I've been practicing magick for some time now, and have definitely developed the skill to apply to such cleansings. I'd do it for free, even. I just want to apply what I know I can do. Anybody have experience in this?
Also, I can practice this skill at long distance should anyone here be having an issue.
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Don't advertise in the threads. Buy a banner ad if you want to do that.
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>>17308350
By that definition, /div/ threads are advertising since they offer free readings. I'm not charging for anything, just looking for advice.
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>playing makebelieve is a marketable skill
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Can we get an occult reading thread?
I've been looking to get into stuff like the coming race and want to know what other /x/atians would recommend
Links would be appreciated
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>I've been looking to get into stuff like the coming race
Yuck, what is that a circle-jerk game or something? Ewwww.
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>>17308322
Right sorry I wouldn't want to take up space that is reserved for a tulpa thread or a thread about how to summon a succubus
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>>17308331
What an asshole. Spoon-feed me or I get irate!!!
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Should I read Simon's 'Gates of the Necronomicon' first or 'Necronomicon' first? I picked up the full Simon Necronomicon set off amazon for cheap because I adore Lovecraft and I'm somewhat interested in the occult. I've already read 'Dead Names' so I know about the supposed history of 'Necronomicon' as well as the massive controversy around it.
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>>17308260
Simonns Necronomicon has nothing to do with HPL. Dead Names, however, is more of a Necronomicon tthen the so titeled book itself.
Read carefully.
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>>17308260
Welcome to chaos magic for beginners where the elder gods are real and everyone has a cthuluh
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>>17308260
Don't. The rituals are really sloppy. Necronomicon Files has more details.
What can illuminati say about Yahweh?
both proven to me to exist
now which one makes my life lonely and a misery?
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the one in the mirror
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Thou thai nai gi sao
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NOO! You've fucked us all you jew!
Help
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What's up
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/x/ can't help you, all they can do is summon imaginary tulpas, imaginary waifu, or fake telepathy. Choose one and choose wisely.
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Great thread.
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What type of magic /x/ practices?
I am looking forward to start practicing magic with the grimoire of Trithemius "The art of drawing spirits into crystals"
Any suggestions to a complete beginner?
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Don't waste your fucking time
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>>17308044
I said fuck it and went off on my own path. Shit is getting pretty weird so it must be working.
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>>17308044
Shamanism, chaos sigils, runic divination, and crystal scrying have been my main focus.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff1_1454402944
guys is this real? Apparently it happened at Woolworths in Auburn (one of the shittest suburbs in Sydney). Can't tell if real or fake but it's still fucking sketchy.
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EMTfag here, and this looks pretty legit to me.
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>>17308040
Holy shit
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>>17308040
Damn bro
What do you think is hidden in the Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville,AL?
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OP here, I have relatives that like in Huntsville and they say that they hear booms that rattle their windows. I think that they are blowing up chemical weapons and things like that just to see if it will have any effect on the people. They are experimenting with chemicals and people.
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>>17307999
[spoiler] Weapons of the military variety [/spoiler]
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Probably an arsenal.
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>Can you figure it out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200jeQammIs
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>>17307994
Just the man I was looking for,
Could you post that how to be saved video again? I wanted to post it for someone. I thought it was on that cheribum church channel but I guess not. If you do, thanks
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>>17307994
I'll be sure to remember what it's called this time
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>>17308009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY
God bless you brother.
I just found out that this was blocked in USA. Does somebody know why? I really do believe this belongs to /x/, because of all the censorship conspiracies and people pulling the strings.
(also before this gets deleted for advertising, ask yourself why would i be advertising something thats been dead for over 3 years?)
https://www.youtube.com/user/pinkyshow
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>>17307938
Fuck off. If you want to talk about the channel, talk about the channel. Fuck off with your stupid conspiracy bullshit.
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Bit of OC here. My band played a gig at a local pub in Cheshire, England last weekend. Afterwards one of my friends who attended posted this pic taken in the Pool Room. Is it just us or is there a spooky looking image of a small girl in a dress giving the photographer a courtesy in the bottom right of the picture??? I've drank in there a few times and never heard of any spooky stories before but thought I'd share with you all!
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ABSOLUTE
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>>17307855
Interesting
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Sup /x/philes.
Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it?
The tl;dr is ayy lmaos are disinfo, invented by the government to hide high tech military craft and weapons, and so UFOs are actually man made craft.
Considering how weird and contradictory is the UFO/alien thing I came to this conclusion long time ago. Also there were cases of abductees saying there were military in the UFO or that they were taken to a military base in the desert, that only reinforces IMO the idea that those aren't extraterrestrial machines.
What do you think?
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It's certain that the military exploits the UFO crazy to cover up their research. But I'm not completely convinced it's all there is to it.
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>>17307844
If you actually watched the movie instead of shilling about it you would have seen everybody involved even Doty himself talking at the end about beings that they feel are a certain thing and not hoaxes.
Kill yourself op.
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>>17309984
>b-but muh aliums!
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Can dogs see spirits?
My puppy randomly started barking and growling at an empty hallway for a good minute in the house. This isn't in her nature because she usually cries at home if she makes any noise. But this bark was the kind of bark she makes when she sees someone, and it sounded a bit aggressive.
Right now she is acting weird by just staring into the hallway. She won't take her mind off it.
What do? This never happened before.
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>>17307830
Get out of that house. Now.
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Dogs are weird, brush it off, even if is a spirit its not harming you
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>>17307830
punch that fucking ghost
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Give me the scariest shit you got.
I'm trying to form a bear trap for telepaths, while hardening my mental resilience.
Stories, GIFS, WEBms, videos, images, sites.
The works.
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>>17307804
What if the telepaths don't want to read your mind?
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>>17307804
>wants to find most scariest contents evar.
>posts claymation munch.
Stay new forever, anon.
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How to achieve immortality?
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Read the isopanisad.
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>>17307660
kill yourself
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>>17307670
It's a self denying bullshit, by the looks of it. I want physical immortality.