My friend mentioned a astral village (or something) /X/ made a while back called deelox. If anyone has any saved threads I would like to see them.
>>17311213
Vellox I mean?
>>17311213
>>17311245
>>17311221
Hey /x/,
I have been stranded in my car twice within 3 days of one another. I don't know what I did? Is it a hex, bad luck, or destiny to have me never to be able to drive?
Maybe a shitty car?
sounds like your car is a fucking
>>17311168
Have you ever tried, performing that magical ritual called maintenance on your car?
I do it all the time on mine and never was stranded.
What does /x/ think about Lord Guan?
Who the hell is he?
>>17311125
nobody cares about your anime fagglord, fagglord
>>17311125
Where's the pinky on his left hand?
I have irrefutably discovered the dark secret of the New World Order's agenda on Earth at Area 51 and other secret bases across the globe. They are determined to transform the population of Earth into homosexual men. They have been performing testosterone experiments with poison[testosterone] gas and mind control to turn girls into men. Don't try to track me down, I am hidden behind many firewalls in a secret underground complex planning a rebellion against the new world order with ex-soviets to protect the girl population. If they unleash this poison testosterone gas we have hazmat suits and gas masks prepared for war against this threat against girls. Girls are our future and must be protected, they are beautiful and many in this rebellion are girls or supporters of girl rights.
Spread the word, disrupt their plan. The only thing stalling them from unleashing this poison gas is their research on test tube babies[all boys] and how many delivery jets they've built for these chemtrails, already they have jets that release chemtrails that can control minds to make them more open to masculine behaviours but their test tube baby experiments are failing because of mutations and they haven't found a way to continue the man lineage without women yet. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, THEY WILL UNLEASH THE GAS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DECADES.
(They are also poisoning the water with testosterone designed to be hidden from microscopes.)
>>17311122
>irrefutably
>doesn't post anything from reputable source
>no links or real info
>shouting crazily into the void
Cool story, Anon.
You shouldn't worry much about Chem trails, zika should do the work, the dude on the left side tries hard but the stupid humans are fucking reliant.
Chemtrail fags are never able to explain away the fact that the entire operation is logistically impossible. The amount of planes, chemicals, and personnel to take on this scale of conspiracy would be gargantuan
http://www.csicop.org/specialarticles/show/a_million_poisoning_planes/
Guess what I just bury grab a while
>>17311016
>Guess what I just bury grab a while
Could you translate that into English?
>>17311023
I think he's trying to meme us
Can you find out the secret message? www.thesecretsociety.co
Its just marketing.
>>17310934
It was made by an ex-mason guy.
>>17310952
>It was made by an ex-mason guy.
Says the marketing firm.
what is Bridger Capital?
http://youtu.be/JTNOWSKMS10
watch this at 5:00 and 22:30
when Charlamagne mentioned it Martin acted shocked and said Charlamagne wasn't supposed to talk about it. later shkreli said something about an "illuminati meeting" and called it a secret place for the elite.
Just a place for rich dudes to netflix n chill, Shrek was shocked because Charlamagne is just a DJ with a couple mil to his name.
The fact that Charlamagne instagramed it and social media'd the party goes to show you it's nothin', just a place to the rich elite to hang
>>17310795
Can't it just be a very high tier investment company?
>>17310795
I would pay a ridiculous, unquantifiable amount of money to punch this skinny bitch in the jaw...
Just one fucking punch.
So, my gran really believes in ghosts and says she can always see them and feel when she's in a haunted place. Whenever someone in my family moves to a new house she insists on coming over just to check the house isn't haunted.
One time, one of her close friends moved into a new place with young kids. She told them something was wrong with the house, turned out a little girl ghosts kept teasing their son.
Just wondering if anyone else has relatives who do anything like this
>>17310730
My mum recently told me that when i was 7, i saw two dead kids laying on the road while i was cycling with my friend. I got really scared and went quickly to tell my mom's friend what happened. She told mom, 1 year ago, two kids died because a car passed over them, when they were cycling. I wouldn't have remembered anything if my mum wouldn't have told me such incident. Feel free to ask. Sorry for my bad english tho.
>>17310730
>little girl ghosts kept teasing her son
That's just like one of my chinese cartoons
Long story of a Family Curse, ( starts on page 17 of journal )
http://hekatestation.net/files/historia.PDF
Password: Crescent
Would this be any use on a ghost hunt?
>>17310694
Ghosts aren't real
>>17310865
You believe we are no more than the sum of our parts? Just water and organic material...
>>17310694
Yes. Any measurement is better than none at all.
Around half a year old, this chat is still kickin'. Meet some fellow /x/philes to talk about anything from the paranormal to everyday goings-on. Add mc_ironbones and get invited. Cozy spooks, /x/.
bumping with my mixtape
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/122019186/Seeing%20Double/4.mp3
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/122019186/Seeing%20Double/5.mp3
>>17310707
>>17310716
This dude is a sire--set the microphone on fire, rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah.
what are your thoughts on absurdism?
Pic related
>blabbering about how we are unable to understand something thanks to how 'limited' our brain is
>starts to define life with humans
Even a bacteria is considered as a life. Plants too.
Also, you don't stab someone on the street with a knife randomly, without a reason (unless you have a mental illness, that is). So yes, existence and life does matter, it's not there just for show, or because someone spilled its morning coffee on the matrix server machine.
Absurdism is good on some level since it questions the biggest mysteries, but the pic you uploaded is just some edgy bullshit.
>>17310706
>Absurdism is good on some level since it questions the biggest mysteries.
i see you don't understand absurdism.
>>17310656
If it matters to you then it matters to me. If it matters to a third then it matters to three.
>>17310744
But understand that there's nothing to understand; when I say I have no thought on absurdism I mean that it's possible to refine absurdism into its math, use that math to create a physical version of it and grind that substance into a powder to be taken as a psychedelic drug. What I mean is that I literally stop having thoughts when I take THAT drug.
"But that doesn't make sense, Ms. Queen!"
Not to you, maybe, but I find not having thoughts to be very commonplace.
I know I'm not the smartest or strongest guy in the world but I just wish more than anything a secret organization would sweep down and abduct me into their program and erase my recorded existence. What I lack in strength and intelligence I make up for 10 times over in willpower and being determinant. Shit, put me in a super soldier program. I'd rather die sacrificing myself to be somewhat helpful than die of old age living a mediocre pathetic life. Does anyone else share my fantasy?
>What I lack in strength and intelligence I make up for 10 times over in willpower
>living a mediocre pathetic life
Those two don't really go together
For that, you'd have to stick your nose into things you shouldn't, and not make that information public, otherwise you're dead.
You have to prove yourself. A fried bird never flew inside a hungry man's mouth by doing nothing.
Make a blanket fort and scribble a sign in lined paper saying "no girls allowed"
You now have a secret club.
What mysteries do you pursue? I often find myself googling for hours to any leads about the east area rapist/original night stalker.
>>17310544
I like to look into things about angels and demons
The Navidson Records
>>17310544
Deep sea creatures, megafauna, cryptids, cool/weird looking animals in general
As the name suggests, the role of everyday animals in the occult in the sense of spirit/demon/devine reaction to them liking/disliking/should you have one around while preforming some kind of a ritual be it evocation or what ever else come to your mind. (do note this is not a thread to discuss sacrafition or some edgy bullshit like that)
When i say animals i mean from the regular cats/dogs to birds, snakes/amphibians and even arachnides (spiders/scorpios and whatnot)
what the hell niggers nobody wants to talk about pussycats and shit ?
One time I woke up in the middle of the night because something hit my foot and saw my cat jump off my bed away from me. Laid back down and my cat was asleep right next to me. I was like "lol spooky" and then went back to sleep ayy lmao
Black cat of 7yrs died before Christmas
He came to live with me after girl friends family were cunt s that didn't like him because he was aggressive.
I get black cat to replace him. Cat is super aggressive to me.
Karma
>skinwalkers
of all the paranormal things out there, this is probably the least likely one to exist by all known laws of nature. Even ghosts and shit make more sense.
why does this board obsess over them?
>why does this board obsess over them?
Like you care, you just think this line of shitpost trolling makes you look clever.
>>17310389
You believe in skinwalkers, doncha?
>>17310372
Most people on this board are classified as retarded.