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Complete life in under three hours without using any weapons, when you start a new life you'll have the immortality bean in your inventory.

>>17540421
Wanting immortality is the biggest reason why you will never have it

>>17540436
Some nice pseudo-intellectual BS right there. Wanting something more will always make it more likely to be attained than if the opposite was true.

>>17540421
Immortality is probably impossible, especially through any of this magic fairy dust, vampire spells shit you see all across /x/. Immortality through uploading your consciousness into a computer or somesuch is far more plausible but you then have to consider whether this is a valid form of 'immortality'. Is the person being uploaded 'you' or mere a copy. If this meets your definition of immortality then fair enough.

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it looks like someone tried to start a thread on /x/ with a badly photoshopped pic.

nice rims tho + buddy sure keeps his car clean.

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>>17540278
don't liste to this idiot debunker OP, /X/ is full of shills and disinfo

It looks like a shadow person of some sort, probably attracted by the energy vibrations produced by the car's engine.

here's a TOTALLY UNEDITED pic that drives debunkers wild, taken right from my camera. Photographed my car by my uncle's farm in Schennectady NY, noticed these creepy eyes after I got home and uploaded it.

That's a chair with light coming through the backrest

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>>17540088
Op... You're not a fucking shaman.

>>17540106
Why is that

Well if you can trip naturally without the help of drugs, if spirits talk to you, if you can see through the veil of this reality, if you can loose your mind completely loosing yourself in complicated rituals dictated to you by the divine, if you get caught doing crazy shit and get forced on to medication in a locked up mental ward, then, maybe, you are a shaman indeed.

But if you experienced it, this mind boggling worldview shattering experience, this divine drama playing out so vividly robbing you of all your former conceptions about reality and this world we live in, then you would know it.

There's pros and cons to this too, you will never be able to hold a job or live a normal life, but for this you are granted insights into this reality and beyond, normal people can't even dream of ever having.

>>17540082
like... a supernatural ding dong ditch?

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>>17540082
I don't think they'd like that too much OP

>>17539842
bump

>>17539842

On the next full moon put rusty nails in a jar, urinate in it, and bury it as deep as you can.

Don't worry op you're not cursed

>>17539833

I strruggled with that "capris" part pretty badly, I thought he was saying "cappers" but I am pretty sure "Capri" is an old word related to goat (because capricorn) so I left it as that in my transcription of it.

"Light from the hallway crept into my room, along with the shadow that, too, I assume. Never before had I seen such a form that could change the candle's flame that ? the storm. Light as a monkey ? on his knees and he perched on the edge of my bed if you please.

and it sounds like Poe or related spooky verse. Also, the guy was just whistling nervously, he wasn't speaking in tongues. Seemed very rehearsed to me.

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>>17539601
right click. press s
Hundreds of thousands of google image results.
http://www.people.com/article/hillary-clinton-george-bush-hug-photo-nancy-reagan-funeral
God you're stupid.

>>17539606
No I knew that but why does the roof and stairs both look weird?

>>17539613
They don't.

>>17539579
I've never had an encounter

One time, and that was only in a dream.
All I remember is: being in some sort of "roman colosseum" & there was 12 pillars in the middle of it, and I seen this Satan, 4 Yellow eyes, just like our normal eyes but he had the 2 extra on his forehead but yellow, Shaggy gray hair somethin like a dragon ball Z character but the hair was slicked back spikey, 4 arms. He appeard to be 10X the size of the colosseum, He saw me, and I seen his slide 1 of the pillars towards me, ( I dont know how to control my dream ) I just jumped over the pillars, then he slid 2 more I jumped on them and he threw 3 in the air I jumped on 1 to another like a ninja, then when I ran up his Arm and jumped up to his face thats when I woke up. Scary shit, I awoke in COLD sweat like crazy!

>>17539828
Sounds like you played Asura's wrath.

>>17539499
have you ever asked jesus to help manifest something for you.

>>17539513
Yeah, a long time ago.
I asked for some sort of sign that jesus or god existed. I was met with silence.

then you are not agnostic, you're an atheist

>>17539474
If no one can help you here, try /tg/.
It comes up for RPGs and they have good info.

>>17539474
Trying framing something mundane in an unsettling way.

For example
"As he arrived home he noticed his lights were off and his from door was ajar."

Something like that is super unsettling and plays into primal fear of having your home violated

>>17539485
Front door

Omfg I want this deck

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Hey guys, back around for an hour or so. If you're interested in a reading

>Name/Nickname
>description and defining features
>colour shape combo
>query
>Empath or Tarot

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Next question?

why would you want those things?
Wouldn't you rather have adventurous, geometric, vibrant dreams instead?

>>17539234
We all have our different methods of fun.
I seek nightmares because it gets me going creatively and because movies don't really scare me much anymore.

I have one. Feel free to disbelieve me, but I swear that this is real.

>Be me
>16 year-old high school student in a Utah suburb
>Wake up one night because something is pulling on my covers
>Look over to the right side of my bed
>Someone is crounching at my bedside
>He is naked, completely hairless, and hunched over like an animal
>He looks up, moves until his face is only arm's length away, and begins to speak to me
>I want to call for help but I can't say anything, I can't even move
>I muster all my power and look away from him
>He speaks again, the only thing I recall exactly
>"Look at me."
>I shake my head, and he says it again with more force
>"Look at me!"
>I shake my head again, and I suddenly feel a great pressure leave me
>I open my eyes, in the same position, and he's gone
>I feel relieved that it was just a dream
>I look over my bed side
>One of my blankets is on the floor
>There is an imprint where he was crouched
>I tense up as I realize that it wasn't a dream

To this day I still get tense when I think about it, nothing has ever disturbed me like that experience did. It didn't feel like a dream or sleep paralysis at all, and I was in the same position I was in when I closed my eyes as I was when I opened them.

more stories guys?

>>17540818
I have one but I've told it before is it all good if I told something on a previous thread?

I can tell you what I know from my practices so far...

Much power comes from self control. I mean everything, really. And by control I mean being super mindful until you can start to feel your energy.

>by the way I'm a boy

Why did you feel the need to mention your gender you attentionwhore?

>>17539518
please drink a generous amount of water to wash down that salt, my guy.