General home spoopiness thread. post real stories of freaky shit that happened to you in or around your house. I'll start with what is probably the worst story I have.
>bit of info first: every night I wake up between 1-4 am for no discernible reason.
>several moths ago i woke up as i normally do
>fuck it, i'm up, go for a piss and come back
>its summer so my windows are open
>hear really laboured breathing from outside
>not uncommon for dogs and possums and shit to hang out outside my room, so i'm kind of used to it
>this breathing is different though
>definitely heavy human breathing
>wtf
>activate the torch on my phone, shield light with hand
>pull open the louvers and shine torch out
>theres this middle aged guy staring into my window
>literally face against the glass staring
>he shrieks when i shine the torch on him, and just bolts
>call the cops
> they tell me it was probably just some homeless guy or an ice addict, and that as long as all my doors are locked i'm fine
I don't really know about this assessment though. A homeless guy would have been lying down trying to sleep, and ice fiends don't normally run away, they just flip the fuck out.
not paranormal, but just really creepy. I haven't heard any breathing since then, but i've heard noises that sound like sneezes and coughs.
Share your home adventures /x/
>>17542328
bump
>last night laying in bed reading about Klye Odom.
>have window cracked because my room in small and it gets hot in there.
>hear footsteps on the gravel outside my window and breathing, keep in mind it's 12:30 am at night and snowing outside.
>look out window and see nothing, check for footprints in snow...nothing
>>17542408
Happens all the time to me. Can't figure out why, but it happens pretty muxh any day i leave my window open, so hard to believe it's really anything supernatural.
Hosted tonight by George Noory.
1].guest: Frank DeMarco will talk about Monroe Institute's Black Box
sensory deprivation chamber where you can achieve altered states of consciousness.
Frank will also talk about his ongoing "conversations" with
various non-physical beings, including historical figures.
2].guest: Scott S.Smitt will talk about souls of pets,religions and existence of God.
C2C - "Coast to Coast AM" - radio show.
let's hope to learn something new and helpful tonight ....
the guy who started Coast-to-Coast Show Art Bell just posted on b/gab, bit confusing post jumping over few topics -
maybe medicine is affecting him to much, he is mentioning his cigarette smoking and his worsening
problems with COPD... sounds like he is saying his goodbyes now...
Let this be a warning to you smokers ..!!
>>17542320
What time does it start OP?
Knowledge or insight that has changed your life.
>>17542054
It's actually pretty easy to cook a good soup.
Living in other countries is not hard.
Jacking off in a cup or plastic bag makes clean-up easy.
Don't trust women.
>>17542085
Idiot. Either gender will betray you just as badly.
How can someone get hired by the government paranormal department in their country?
Canada is the one relevant to my interests, but all countries are welcome.
pic unrelated
In the US, it's all handled by the military. The Navy and Air Force know more about aliens and other cryptids than any other group in the world.
>>17541285
How do you know this? How would Americans apply to become a part of this?
>>17541275
Explore spooky areas in your local area and maybe they'll come to you. You could also start a paranormal practice and see what comes from it.
Can we talk about fairies?
I'm looking to meet one but I don't know how.
>>17541008
Doesn't Iceland have that fairy rock thing?
>>17541008
But, OP, you already have.
Op's always a faggot, right? So as OP, you're a faggot, yes?
And as we all know, another possible term for faggot is fairy.
So, OP, you're a fucking fairy. Congrats.
sit on a penis
So, what can /x/ tell me about Echs? I've only seen him mentioned once, but know nothing of how he came to be.
>>17540713
Quit trying to force this shitty meme.
>>17540713
is it male, female or neutral now?
our Echs?
Bumpity bump
Can /x recommend any good vendors?
Esoteric books, Gems, Scrying Materials, Tarot?
Has anyone read Peter Grey's Lucifer- Princepts yet?
/x doesn't have to be all skinwalker conspiracy threads.
I got a little bit extra money from tax returns and want to see something new. Do any of you keep current, or still just read Liber Legis?
Or is /x just 16yr olds looking for succubi these days?
>>17539630
It's weird amazon doesn't have a description for the book on it's own page.
NO ADVERTISMENT OP
Hey /x/,
So tonight was an interesting night, I was surfing on Imgur for shits and giggles, then I found this:
http://imgur.com/gallery/5u09A
It's a post containing a chart of symbols used for summoning demons and gods.
First point out of the way, I don't believe in this stuff but I'm a curious fag so here's what happened.
I looked through the whole chart, some interesting names, some silly, and some fucking metal as fuck.
Then I see the very bottom and see "To request a fiendish union with an incubi / succubi", I know what those
are and obviously, being a frigging genius, I drew the symbol on a piece of paper and wrote "Incubis" under it.
I at first left it on my desk, but then just went "Let's see if this would actually do anything.", so I pulled the page out
of my notebook and put it in my pillowcase like the genius I am.
Then, I went to bed and fell asleep.
Now here's where the scary shit begins...
I was in a building, my old work building and I couldn't remember how I got there. Instead of instantly assuming I was in a dream, I thought I had amnesia of some kind and started wandering around. Nobody was paying attention to me, and I was freaking out like I thought I was bruce willis in sixth sense. I keep wandering, and I check my pocket to find some sort of USB stick with weird symbols on it.
I kept wandering more, and I couldn't help but feel as if there was someone following me. It was so vivid and so fucking freaky, I just wanted to get out of the building.
I started seeing reflections of people, people that weren't in the room with me, and they looked at me,
This is starting to become horror movie shit, so I start panicking and trying to figure out how I got here.
Then I woke up to fucking lightning outside my house, there is a storm happening and the weather alert said it was the worse of the year.
All of this so I could live my gay demon fantasies...
The real lesson here is to not be gay, folks.
>>17539363
Read the gospel of Matthew (KJV) ASAP.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+1&version=KJV
Maybe something would've actually happened if you'd spelled 'incubus' correctly.
Has anybody ever successfully summoned a demon or any other entity? And if so, how did they/you do it?
>>17537951
Yes. I used knowledge gained from lots of sources.
>>17537983
Sounds like a lovely dinner.
>>17537951
No, but I did draw a demonic sigil from /x/ on my cock once and then posted it. I got called a semen demon and had many keks.
Any interesting Kardashian conspiracy theories? Or celebrity conspiracies in general? Like Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus type stuff
Any theory that could be said already has been said. Maybe they are brainwashing to sedate and control the media through their unimportant drama. Maybe they are brainwashed sex slaves of Hollywood. Who knows. Either way this thread will die, there is nothing new to say
KEKleminati told me they're whores - I'm a Diviner btw.
>>17537778
this is sadly true
regardless
dumb cunts that need be avoided by all
Are there any love spells that work?
>>17536089
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>17536191
The strongest love spell of all.
ITT: Meet up with /x/philes in your area to urbex, explore haunted places, summon demons, and do anything else /x/-related.
For a list of haunted places in your area, refer to theshadowlands.net/places
>country/state/city
>what /x/-related things you are interested in doing
>contact information
>>17535453
I live in Oklahoma doubt there's any haunted places here
>>17535453
OP posted this because he's trying to kill someone
idk, I just don't trust 4chan like that lol
>tfw Canadian
>Meditation General.
I'm personally interested in a meditation I am now putting together although not done yet. This meditation revolves around the idea of our energy bodies being the shape of a torus flowing in both directions at the same time when balanced. From the root out the crown and down the outside of the torus is the female energy while flow from crown chakra down the root chakra and up through the outside of the torus is the male energy. When balanced I suspect can bring great benefits in health.
It could also be related to the energy vessel "merkaba" which is suppose to allow for astral travel and interdimensional travel or something like that. I do it for health.
Any thoughts? maybe some people already have a good torus meditation I don't know of.
Regardless, let's talk about different meditations.
>>17533126
why would you want to go about all this guess work and trial and error when there's already well establish 'best' methods for meditation. they say it shortens the process from 20 years to like few months brah.
i also think what you're talking about is more of a visualisation tech and energy directing more so than just meditation
>>17533126
It's meditation, you are supposed to feel good about yourself in the end.
That's enlightment in a nutshell.
>>17533154
Throw that link at me. If you have one with some good ("best") methods of meditation. To be honest my favorite is simple silent meditation.
I guess you're right what i'm referring to is more in the realm of energy work, but it is in a sense a meditation (at least to me) since you have to be in a meditative state first and during the energy work. I'm trying to balance my shit, so I'm trying to get on that energy work.
In celebration of the newly conceived "Echs" I present to you all a challenge worthy of your combined curiosity.
http://x4444x.blogspot.com/
Consider this test a gift from the court of the gods.
May you find vitality in your minds, purpose in your search, and strength in unity.
>>17529770
You're killing me here.
nice touch but I would get rid of this, makes it look way too generic
>>17529815
I feel sorry for the poor thing.
What does /x/ think about chemtrails?
Is our government poisoning us, or could it be some sort of weather control experiment?
Geoengineering is real. Poisoning us is just a beneficial side effect he medical industry gets to exploit, like all of the other wonders of he modern world.
I think the theory is bullshit
I'm a pilot. It's bullshit made up and perpetuated by people who don't know any better. Have you ever seen a car's exhaust on a very cold dry day? It's the same thing. There are some legitimately interesting conspiracies out there. This isn't one of them. Go back to school you dummies.