Test 2 / Day 1
What category this should be?
>>17547372
What are we looking at here?
>>17547448
Babby's first ARG. It looks like shit
so /x I live in rural midwest Iowa and about a month ago I saw this green light shoot across the sky. I told a friend about it and he said he saw a similar light in a completely different town around the same time. Then a few weeks ago i saw another one. This light was falling horizontally over the middle of a cornfield then just disappeared.
Dose anyone have any ideas what this was or where i could find out more about it.
Meteor
some boring natural phenomenon that cannot hold a candle to your overactive imagination.
Meteor. Sorry.
Hey /x/ is there any way i can make myself forget something i didnt want to know??
I saw something that ive been trying to avoid seeing for 4 years and some dick showed it to me and now its ruined 4 years of my hard work
I wont discuss what a saw because its not really /x/ related but i was hoping that /x/ knew some type of spell or something to make me forget
>pic unrelated
>I saw something that ive been trying to avoid seeing for 4 years and some dick
>>17546907
we need more details...what was it that you saw?
>>17546907
more details op ! we need information
I do not know who to tell and that me believe crazy, What I Happened this morning still provoke shivers down the spine : all Happened When I désespéré my aunt by Insisting of Both A portable Nintendo console , she alone was limited one When Asked him looking at me and ignore me , nonteniamos Economic Problems with my uncle But she wanted to remove my mother That tantrum infuse everything you want me unavailable . One day my uncle I Said we would go for the great console , Smiled satisfied and Went up to thru car of my brother more for three years , moors front of a house , my uncle Asked me down, HAD A poster i had written with down "Sold 3DS XL and Xbox One"
"I gave it to my daughter last November, As a birthday present, but she did not CURRENTLY USING" Mrs. AS TOLD invited me to follow
"What a waste" admitted, the door opened Habitación A Painted emerald green scammers posters of rock bands, video games and anime "would have you bought something more" I handed the small box and showed me a ledge Games
"Pick 3 is called" watch the games, I had the UN "it was very neat" mire small pile of Xbox games and one for the console ledge I had Little Action Figures, the UN had long white bear and called Too Attention miles, took smash bros fire emblem Security pokemon sapphire and indecisive engulf lips.
"Something happens?" Turn over to see my brother who was desperate
"Do not I decide" what mire
"See below" grunted "no afternoons you, see you later Lady" heard his footsteps away
"What child?" Titles teach, he smiled bitterly "Bring both" Smiling mire The
"No, thanks" Let's Game pokemon
"Thank you," began a lower "You know I would never sell A console" She stopped at the door to see me walking on the bandwagon
"She said the same."
>>17546681
Try writing this creepy pasta in English next time, amigo. And try punctuation, this is painful to read.
>>17546681
Shit what the fuck is this
Did you use google translate to post this?
What the flying fuck
Why is /x/ such a perfect storm of underaged and Hispanic, anyway?
So /x/, do you think God could make a meme so dank even he would have to right click -> Save as?
>>17546569
Trick question... God's hard drive already has infinite dank memes!
Oh look, OP has reposted a comment from reddiit: https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/3e1u74/could_god_make_a_meme_so_dank_that_even_he_would/
>>17546582
It's not a question of whether or not he has dank memes, it's a question of whether or not he is powerful enough to subvert his own willpower.
>>17546586
I only browse /r/4chan :^)
3:1Now there was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: 3:2the same came unto him by night, and said to him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs that thou doest, except God be with him. 3:3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born anew, he cannot see the kingdom of God. 3:4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter a second time into his mother's womb, and be born? 3:5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God! 3:6That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 3:7Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born anew. 3:8The wind bloweth where it will, and thou hearest the voice thereof, but knowest not whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit. 3:9Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be? 3:10Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou the teacher of Israel, and understandest not these things? 3:11Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that which we know, and bear witness of that which we have seen; and ye receive not our witness. 3:12If I told you earthly things and ye believe not, how shall ye believe if I tell you heavenly things? 3:13And no one hath ascended into heaven, but he that descended out of heaven, even the Son of man, who is in heaven. 3:14And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up; 3:15that whosoever believeth may in him have eternal life. 3:16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have eternal life.
And?
3:17For God sent not the Son into the world to judge the world; but that the world should be saved through him. 3:18He that believeth on him is not judged: he that believeth not hath been judged already, because he hath not believed on the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19And this is the judgment, that the light is come into the world, and men loved the darkness rather than the light; for their works were evil. 3:20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, and cometh not to the light, lest his works should be reproved. 3:21But he that doeth the truth cometh to the light, that his works may be made manifest, that they have been wrought in God. 3:22After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized. 3:23And John also was baptizing in Enon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized. 3:24For John was not yet cast into prison. 3:25There arose therefore a questioning on the part of John's disciples with a Jew about purifying. 3:26And they came unto John, and said to him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond the Jordan, to whom thou hast borne witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all men come to him. 3:27John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it have been given him from heaven. 3:28Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but, that I am sent before him. 3:29He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, that standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's voice: this my joy therefore is made full.
What's spooky about you quoting the Bible?
So, is there a way to acquire/train any supernatural hability to use it in day-to-day life? Anything at all, clairvoyance, telepathy, contact with other dimension beings, etc?
I don't know why, but i always wanted to walk as a lions amongst sheep, to have something that makes me superior to other people, is that possible?
>inb4 "no you stuped fegget, go get a lief"
random pic
>>17546375
You've got issues, kid. Even if you could get powers, satisfying a creepy power fantasy is a really, really stupid and childish reason. Youre just a wannabe bully.
>>17546375
some people naturally have abilities
my husbando is can read my mind and is a telepath, i.e., we can talk to each other with our minds, and he can do stuff for me when I think about it lol
I think it's useful
if you want powers and just want to be better than other people for some reason then ur probably going to send your soul to hell with some fucked up magic
>>17546466
Why do psychics have such poor grammar and punctuation? It seems like a common trait, according to /x/.
I remember walking on the street late night from work because I work close to home.
Then I don't remember anything, not even getting home and going to bed.
I woke up the next day at 7 PM with strange circles all over my body
Pic related
There are some on my arms too
>>17546141
yeah that's a fucking marker brae
Get yourself two mirrors, preferably one big enough to see your whole body. Now when you're doing this ritual, don't try to record evidence of it with some kind of device because it won't work. But, you see I can prove to you that this is real. Because this ritual doesn't require much out of you.
Put the two mirrors between you, facing each other so that they reflect off one another. Adjust the space between the two mirrors so you can see as many reflections as possible.
Now stare at yourself through one of the mirrors but don't smile, just keep up a serious or a sad face. Eventually after some staring you will realize that one of your reflections will be smiling. But only moments after your realization, it will look just like a reflection of you.
Now the ritual is done. Wherever you go, when you pass by a reflection of yourself, you will notice that your reflection will be smiling. If you're a quiet man like me you'll dismiss it. But one day it will eventually break you apart and you will realize that there is nothing wrong with your reflection and that you are actually smiling.
During the ritual you brought something to our dimension and now it's with you forever.
Whenever you see yourself in a reflection smiling for no reason whatsoever, don't be confused.
It's just the man from the other dimension smiling at you.
Thanks, in the process of breaking all the mirrors in my house now.
Would be spooky, if I were eight years old.
>>17546181
Go ahead and do it then.
Well today was my first paramormal experience guys, and I don't know what to belive now.
This night I felt someone laying on me, his body felt slim, tiny and light but I couldn't move it no matter how hard I tried, the weirdest part is, and you may think this is bullshit, but it tried to stimulate my groin.
I even heard whimpering and chuckling.
What is happening?, someone has an explanation for this?
I'm sorry to tell you this but you where either attacked by a succubus or an incubus. depending on your sex.
>>17545973
It's called sleep paralysis, OP. It's a known thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
>>17545989
This means animu and internet lied to me?, becuase this felt scary and weird.
>>17546023
Hallucination go that far?, because I felt the pressure and warm of the other body even its hair near my face.
Okay /x/, I've been experiencing a lot of like rush of breeze, as if someone has run past me, even though I'm alone and there are no open windows. I have also experienced waking up using a completely different blanket than when I fell asleep. I've told my grandparents about it, but they don't really believe supernatural things. Both of them are too heavy sleeper to pull something off like that, and my father doesn't have access to the part of the house I sleep on when we all go to bed. As to the rush of breeze I normally feel, I've experienced it since I was maybe 8-9 but the whole blanket thing is new to me. My great grandparents recently died, but I'm uncertain if that is the cause. Is it a supernatural being watching over me? Or maybe something trying to get my attention? Or am I too over my head about this?
>>17545667
Your house is drafty. Big spooky mystery there.
>>17545700
I've lived in two different houses, one single story, and one two story, I currently live in the two story which draft may be understandable, but my old house had no draft whatsoever, and I could constantly feel a presence, especially when I know that I'm alone
>>17545714
That's called being scared of being alone in a building. That's natural, a lot of people feel that way.
/x/
Best and fastest way to open the third eye?
>>17545648
drugs. ever heard drugs are the short cuts?
>>17545648
cut all beliefs.
step 1: stop believing in a 3rd eye
>>17545664
Yeah man, the 60s were so enlightened
I got ahold of some early statements from the Heaven's Gate group. It's surprisingly compelling stuff, with some obvious similarities to other belief systems, although they obviously got off message by the end of the groups' history.
This first statement is apparently not too hard to find, but the next one isn't available online anywhere else I found.
If anyone has any of the further statements, please share.
You can find initiation, or whatever, videos online, too.
I am looking to make arg/puzzlish videos, but I am not sure where to find old footage. I have had luck with finding audio to edit. What keywords do I type into archive?
Fuck off you gaylord.
>>17545415
Why don't you just use the date range filter?
>>17545415
>where to find old footage.
What?
You might get more what you want here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ARG/
Where is the closest cave to inner earth near me.
I live in Ontario. Has anyone found deep caves?
>>17545326
I wouldn't go deep into caves, man, you might get lost.
>>17545343
I will leave a trail
Dont go into caves there are cave bears in there and they are mean