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>>17556441
Your mother.

>>17556441
That's jeff from the popular vine meme

"My name is jeff"

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>>17556441
it was a standard in "unsettling pictures" threads on /x/ for a long time. someone from /b/ or /pol/ or something got a hold of it and memed it all over the place around the same time hiro put up the "it's getting cold, isn't it?" message and the two became loosely associated. apparently it's a police sketch that someone messed with the contrast on.

I think it out there. There is so many things we don't know and so many things we don't understand . I'm sure that there are things we can't see that would scare the crap out of us

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>>17556422
"It once had four moons."
"It's not the first time both planets have crossed paths."

>>17556722
What evidence of this do have they don't even know where it is? Or if it has moons

Nothing.

>>17556378
Eratus

>>17556378

/x/ was manipulated by an already existing god into create a system of worship for it. Unfortunately this god underestimated /x/'s collective unmotivated laziness, shilling power, and irresponsibility, and was unable to gain any notable power.

How's university going?

>>17556364
Terrible Nobody here likes me

>>17556364
Terrible
Nobody here likes me

of what?

http://www.cosmographica.com/spaceart/pluto-predicted.html

how did he get that lucky. same color, same craters, and a heart shape on it.

how does someone imagine something that accurate that exists 2.66 billion miles away, 3 decades before any known image of the plant exists

everything is fake, even you guys

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Bump

The ocean is very scary and i refuse to look up any info about it if the depth goes beyond 100 feet

The ocean is literally hell. So much nope.

>>17556119
>Explain what happened here
Bad sfx.

>>17556119
Driver cast smite on the police officer.

Bad photoshopping
It's pretty clear anon

Source:: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bizarre-google-earth-footage-captures-7701315

A video recorded by Google Earth cameras appears to have captured what some viewers believe to be a 'crashed flying saucer' in an Arizona mountain range.

The zoomed-in image appears to show a large black circular-shaped object, lying in the middle of the deserted landscape.

A white truck is parked directly next to the alleged craft, which appears to be in the middle of the mountains, close to New Mexico.

>>17556117
Solar panels.

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cont.
>next morning
>get up and ready for new school
>head into hallway
>floor at door to my room is damp
>think nothing of it, new house that needs work done after all
>head to school
>make new friends
>mention house I moved into
>friends mention previous owner
>house ocupied 22 years prior to my moving in
>owned by crazy woman who drowned her kids in nearby town lake
>woman reportedly also drowned but body was ever found
>kids from town use to vandalise house etc.
>friends joke about how house is haunted
>tell them only idiots actually believe in ghosts
>few weeks pass and I find out a bit more about house and area
>noticed damp floor has dried and has not dampened again

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cont.
>wake up in the middle of the night
>hear very loud, deep, screach
>wtf.gif
>turn on lamp
>immedately waken
>dad rushes to room
>'what the fuck are you playin at anon'
>wasnt me
>after some investigation we assume it must have been the house or an animal
>next morning I noticed floor was damp again
>this time up to my bed
>'Dad, water is leaking into my room, can you fix it pronto'
>1 month passes, everything normal
>Dad couldnt find source of leak
>working to finish garden when we come accross human remains
>police called out
>body investigated

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cont.
>turns out to be crazy ladies husband who was thought to have left her and sjipped town
>dont know much more than that
>following night
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see figure at door way again
>rub eyes with hands
>figure gone
>turn away from door to turn on lamp
>SEE TWO RED GLOWING EYES STARRING AT ME FROM BEDSIGHT
>FACE IS LITERALLY 10" AWAY FROM MINE
>IT GRABS ME AND DRAGS ME OUT OF ROOM
>I'M KICKING AND SREAMING
>DRAGS ME OUT OF FRONT DOOR AND STARTS HEADING AWAY FROM HOUSE
>BEING DRAGGED INTO NEARBY WOODLAND

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>>17556083
regardless of whether you believe in it or not it's still fun to do past life spreads just to imagine it

image is one but there's a better one here: http://www.llewellyn.com/journal/article/1430

>>17556083

>Also:
>>be my friend
>>encouraged by me to go go get a reading at the same place the following week
>>tell her to record the session because gypsy word vomit
>>'sure OP'
>>my friend leaves her phone on record inside her rucksack
>>during session
>>'you're kind, you're hard working, you are loved, and YOU'RE ALSO A VERY RUDE YOUNG LADY BECAUSE YOU ARE SECRETLY RECORDING THIS READING WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION.'
post recording

>>17556137
inb4 ''noooo her voice was weird xD so i deleted it''

>>17555974
Alchemy is occult and satanic, tied in with Hermes Trismegestus aka Thoth, one of the seven sons of satan - meh, I've dabbled in all of this stuff and it's all just luciferian/satanic at it's core. I'd advise to stay away from it. I just decided to have faith in God and Jesus since and I really haven't looked back.

It's all bogus, occult stuff is all cool to read and shit but it's just a gateway to evil

>>17555988
>gateway to evil
Ignorant profane spotted.

>>17555992

Believe what you like man, I'm nobody to judge your journey or whatever, I'm just speaking from my personal experience. When I started doing these things and becoming adept at them a lot of things... bad things that I can't explain started happening.

Here is the link to his video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVdi0m3Cmk

>>17555961
well first of all the feed says 45 mins, and its titled sitting and smiling. He is sitting and smiling, so there you go, your juicy tip, thats what hes doing.

Is he kill

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>>17555905

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME

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>airpleans

>>17556223
woah dude that looks familiar :D

Because I'm holding my hard, erect penis in my hand.

You know why.

>>17555924
How long will this go on for?

>>17555805
>So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "I really, really like this image". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>17555805
havn't seen this meme in a decade.

>>17555881
Isn't this from this fucking El dorado Disney Movie