Hey /x/, I wanted to see what some of 4chan's sages thought of E.A. Koetting.
Background:
E.A. Koetting is a man that attempts to teach people on how to "Become A Living God" Essentially this means that he shows people how to Evoke (bring within) spirits, demons, and multi-dimensional beings.
E.A. experimented with the occult from a young age, and then after making a pact with several demons, evoked the being known as Lucifer. Lucifer began to show Koetting how to master diabolatry. One day, Lucifer told Koetting that he needed to get rid of his computer in order to continue to practice evocation and the left hand path. He refused, and the next day he found his computer broken. He took his computer to a repair place and they said that everything with the computer seems to be working, but for some reason it won't turn on. Following that, Koetting was told by Lucifer that he needed to give up his car. Koetting remembered what happened to his computer, and one day he was driving - being very careful - and he was traveling down the road very quickly. He saw an old man in a car pull out in front of him, and just as he served out of the way, he saw the man's face glazed over, you could say possessed, and the man drove his car right into his and totaled it.
Koetting then decided that he should follow what this being said and submit to him. Lucifer said "good, then the next thing that you must do is go to Las Vegas". Koetting said that he didn't have the money or a way to do it, but Lucifer said "I will make a way" and so the next day Koetting's sister who happened to live in Las Vegas told him that she had a crazy idea about them moving together to Las Vegas. Soon they were there and Koetting was reading Tarot and practicing ritual magick professionally. Lucifer would often come during this time and tell Koetting what spirits to work with and how to excel in his magick.
Lucifer came to Koetting again and told him that he needed to go to a certain building...
Lucifer told him that he needed to go to this building and read tarot there. Koetting thought that this was a foolish idea because reading tarot on the street seemed like a weird idea, but after waiting for about 4 hours, reading tarot, Koetting was approached by a security guard.
The guard said "come with me, sir". Koetting was hesitant at first because he thought that this man was going to take him somewhere and beat him up for being odd. However, the man lead Koetting inside of a building and brought him down a flight of stairs to a locked security door. The door was opened and the security guard showed Koetting to a pair of black curtains. Koetting walked inside of the curtains and realized that he was in a large satanic temple with ornate sconces on the walls, symblols, and all the regalia displayed in an area the size of a basketball stadium. The leader of the temple was there and Koetting and the temple leader began to work ritual magic and diabolatry.
From there, Koetting learned many teachings which he included in his video series. He decided not to continue with the people at the temple because he felt that they were more about enslaving a human than personal freedom with the use of spirits to freely use his will on Earth. Koetting refused, then joined up with another christian occult group. That didn't last long and Koetting decided to learn more and more, and then find his own way and become a teacher.
Some controversy surrounding Koetting are his claims to be a living God, with the ability to do his will however he pleases and to have the qualities of a God. However, Koetting works a normal job and has a pretty normal life. He was also arrested a few years back for drug possession.
I like the methods that Koetting uses in his teachings. I suggest anyone that is interested to check Out E.A. Koetting on youtube. It has been a very interesting ride so far.
narcissistic personality disorder
>>17840262
>shit posting
anyone a traveling man?
>>17838741
>traveling man?
Yes, but no one really uses that expression.
Mm here. Sup?
>>17838741
Yeah, its not really needed, also we are at 4chan Q.H
What are some of the best /x/ tier books? I'm trying to get back into reading
>>17838402
>House of Leaves
The only redeeming factor is the weird layout. The actual story, the in-universe story, and so on are kinda shit.
MILD SPOILER
Yeah I picked up house of leaves and stopped around the part where the professor returns to the house and the door is gone...
I just lost interest. It was good for awhile there but it was never scary or creepy. Does it get any better?
>>17838428
Does anyone on the internet like anything?
Krishna.com
Purebhakti.com
Vedabase.com
>>17838079
Quit spamming this all the time, you're just as annoying as the christfags are.
>>17838079
are there dogs in hinduism?
>>17838083
You didn't have to reply.
>>17838084
Kala Bhairava is often accompanied by a dog.
Hey /x/nons! Just discovered the aquatic ape theory.it has definitely caught my attention ..clueless, what I know..theories some time during our evolution from jellyfish like creatures to hairless apes we went aquatic for a period of evolution due to change in climate and adapting ?
>>17837575
It's one of those things that's a solid hypothesis, but not supported by any real evidence.
>>17837579
Does anyone else feel like there's more to deja vu? When ever I do have a deja vu moment, I can tell what's going to happen in the next 5-10 seconds based on the false memory. How is this possible? I can understand how I can think I've done something before as it's happening, but how can I remember something that hasn't happened yet?
>>17836610
How about you use one of the threads that are already up?
>>17836612
Because I didn't search for other threads regarding deja vu before making this post.
This is literally my first time on /x/
>>17836610
>I can tell what's going to happen in the next 5-10 seconds
thats just how it feels like to almost everyone. You just think that way because of the faulty memory
What are some good found footage horror movies to watch? It feels i've seen all them. Lake Mungo and the Poughkeepsie Tapes were really good ones that caught my eye but it seems like i've just trudged through a lot. Any recommendations would be helpful.
Home Movie
Troll Hunter
Willow Creek
Banshee Chapter
Afflicted
Borderlands
Troll Hunter
The Bay
Europa Report
Creep (2014)
>>17836488
Borderlands was surprisingly good. Interesting ending as well.
Can recommend
>>17836488
Thanks for the list,I see five new ones I haven't watched.
I get Déjà vu a lot and it's very strong at times and it makes me uneasy.
Sometimes I'll hear something a friend tells me and I know for a fact they've told me before and when I ask them they say they did not.
What are your theories as to why it happens?
>>17835454
dreams imitate reality so when life imitates dreams we freak out
>>17835454
Past life/Alternative reality memory.
>>17835470
is there anything behind this that we know?
Who is he?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead. Murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.
>>17835307
Spoops The Nigger Ghost
>>17835312
Spoilers
Let's get this party started right:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2016/06/21/mysterious-men-black-along-iowa-roadways/86173374/
>>17835254
anyone have any more info on this?
>>17835314
Well for one I was actually BoonieMan back then before switching to IowaFag. Last I heard Jon's ghost usually lurks around the facility given certain conditions.
>>17835254
HOLY SHIT
I go camping in an area near muscatine. That is seriously creepy.
So what's the deal with the Ark of the Covenant?
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers for
The ark of the covenant was a gilded wooded box claimed to have carried the 10 commandments and other holy objects during the exodus of the jews from Egypt. It was used as a holy relic during battles. It was captured by the Philistines who allegedly gave it back a few months later. It then disappeared when the Babylonians conquered Israel.
Likie most things from the Old Testament, it was probably fictional.
>>17832659
>Like most things from the Old Testament, it was probably fictional.
This, especially considering that there is no evidence of the Jews having ever been slaves in Egypt in the first place.
Hey everyone, not sure if this has brought up recently but here might be another 'Slide' in the Mandela Effect.
http://www.dailygrail.com/Guest-Articles/2016/6/The-5th-Young-One-Pay-No-Attention-the-Girl-Behind-the-Sofa
mandela effect isn't real
>>17832681
how can the mandela effect be real if you're not real?
>>17832559
Well, that was really fucking creepy. Nice find, OP.
What do you think this really is?
A lot of people from Mexico report these. They think they are witches. I don't know what the fuck they are.
Also, unexplained creepshit
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLXNnlMi8s
>>17832407
A guy in a skateboard getting some sweet air
>>17832777
your mom is stupid
relevant to the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipD4O3QQ4W0
I'm in an abandoned hospital. Ask me anything, or even make requests for particular photos.
>>17828698
Can I come?
>>17828709
Sure. Old Reid Hosptial, Richmond IN, 47374
if you could create your own secret society, what purpose would it serve? what would be requirements for membership? what would be your rules?
serious and satirical replies alike welcomed
>>17824489
bump
>>17824489
>if you could create your own secret society, what purpose would it serve?
overthrowing the political and economic system of the united states and hastening the destruction of civilization in a move to return to the natural order of life
>what would be requirements for membership?
being a badass motherfucker
>what would be your rules?
do what you want. feel free to rape and murder but don't be surprised when the same thing happens to you.
so i guess, the golden rule.
To keep the Jews in line