Cats

OP here,

out of cat webms. Post more high quality cat webms to help me build my folder!

>>1673831
fuck, what a piece of shit.

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Audio warning

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That's all I got.

>>1673833
Like: "shit, I've been caught"

>>1674042
Ikr but it looked like he was on a 2nd story balcony so you know he got fucked at the end.

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This thread gives me dejavu, I feel like someone is going to post a webm of a grey cat in a testicle massage session. In fact whoever has it please post it you champion of all champs!

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>>1673817

>>1674442
Op here, that was amazing!

>>1674583
>tfw you will never be as cool as this cat

>>1673817
Music Source?

>>1675648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>1674442
source on the commentary? the guy has a nice voice

>>1676656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHakm25yMZo
There are no english subtitles on youtube upload though.

>>1674222
someone needs to add a BoTW stamina bar to this

>>1676771
or a SotC stamina bar like it's supposed to be you retarded nintendrone

>>1673821
Thanks pavlov

>>1676845
Actually this would be Skinner.

>>1675552
i died

>>1677116
Jeez, take it easy Garfield.

>>1677119
d'aww

>>1673833
" Woof Woof... I-I mean, Meow... Meoow "

>>1673828
I need the source on the music ASAP

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>>1677943

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>>1677946

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>>1677947

This is the last cat-only one. I have a couple more that have cats and dogs if anyone is interested?

>>1677950
Sure.

>>1677913
A pink - No No No

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>>1678111

k. Checked.

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>>1678189

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Understanding politics

>>1678103
Hayai!

>>1673827
this still gets me every time

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>>1677950

>>1674994
I want be that cool, yet I have same if not higher level of Weltschmerz

>>1674570
amazing haha

> that moment when he looks again because he cant believe his eyes

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Shut up honey

>>1680365
It would be funny to place it besides corresponding human porn ( possibly painal)

>>1679107
ive got two of those, not quite as big, but ive got 2 savannah cats.

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>>1680618
How can an animal like a sloth look cute in photographs yet look so horrifying in videos.

>>1673820
underrated

>>1679402

This video just killed my heart. That's exactly like my baby... That's him 100% when he was a kitten only he had green eyes. He was the kindest soul, the most loving... anything... he was too good for this world and those sons of whores took him out of my life when he was only 8 years old with the poisoned food crisis of 2007... They took him away from me and I've been dead inside ever since..... I miss him so much

>>1675552
>jedi
>red blades

>>1674570
For anyone curious, that cat is now the airport's pet. A mascot of sorts.

>>1673821
Clever girl

>>1675552
xemnas cat

>>1679566
"Hi I'm a cat.
-Hi, cat."
...
"I mean, huh... hi...I guess"

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Could somebody please make a webm of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNtYHswzFzM

>>1677913
worthless weeb

>>1680738
Anon....I.. :(

>>1673833
cats only ever meow around humans so its probably just changing into being around humans mode, unlikely that it gives a fuck what the human thinks about it

>>1680738

Kek. Thanks for the chuckle, anon. Be more happy knowing that your miserable life is making someone else's a bit brighter. :)

Also, RIP in peace, pupper

>>1680881

Idiot owners, thats not how you groom a cat. A water spewing showerhead is the greatest horror of a cat and that poor bastard probably had a cat-sized heart attack.

>>1680890
>satan inside

>>1681012
Calm down peta. It's a fucking cat. It probably jumped in a nasty dumpster or got sprayed by a skunk or something.

Kitty got a little wet but it's going to be fine. How about you bitch over niggers who kick cats against walls or chinks who eat cats alive

>>1681012
how are you supposed to do it? in the bath?

>>1680738
Reminds me of when some niggers poisoned my aunt's cats.

>>1680990
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/

>>1673831
At least he got fucking mauled for being a piece of shit.

>>1678203
aww i want a cat an owl combo

>>1680618
Shhh only dreams now

>>1678103
>all the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies

>>1680738
I didn't come to this thread for these feels.

Bless you anon.

>>1680670
Aliasing?

>>1680881
>filename
top kek

I like cats

>>1673827
Wow, what a dick.

>>1680885
This.
THIS.
I've needed this.
Much thanks anon

>>1680618
that's a weird dog.

>>1680888
what the fuck causes some cats to freak out like this
my cats sometimes get a lil scared like that but then calm down when i pet them n shit
but this guy isnt helped by any petting or anything

>>1681026
Fucking idiot, if you want to bathe a cat, you bathe it in a tub, not from a shower head shooting water at a speed it cannot recognize, scaringthe shit out of it

>>1677119
Shhhhhh... no words.

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>>1679394

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>>1680615

>>1680890
"Dude. Check it out. My cat can fake a seizure."

>>1674463
I love this! So good!

>>1679107
I'll take both.

>>1680890
Someone should auto-tune this to a pirate shanty.

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>>1673833
>>1677892

>>1682408
In my experience petting is rarely a good idea, just let your cat go to it's own hole it uses usually to calm down.

>>1673821
Awesome.

>>1674584
Sound warning.

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>>1679394

>>1682413
again, its a fucking cat

>>1680881
lost

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>>1680888

>>1682766
That is too many cats.

>>1681012
No, it was just uncomfortable for the cat and the cat didn't enjoy it. If it was "having a heart attack" scared, it's behavior would have been obnoxiously dramatic. Jumping into the wall, attacking the person. No, the cat was just annoyed and pissed off.

>>1680631
The audio is from a porn.

>>1682427
I think thats at the Out of Africa park in Arizona - I've seen them do this same thing with tigers

>>1682733
You sound like you think of pets as no more than furniture..sad

>>1683890
You wash your furninture in the shower?

>>1680670
I feel like that webm should be slowed down and set to the "it's a mystery" tune.

>>1673831
Why do cats hate that so much?

>>1680881
What a drama queen. Nobody likes a filthy pussy.

>>1682733
Exactly, you don't wash your cat in a shower unless you want it to hate you for the rest of its life.

>>1680987
yeah that's why it changes back into cat mode. doesn't care about the human at all. good one there, professor. please teach me more.

>>1684343
>The other cats are just sitting there
I bet those fuckers knew what was up

>>1673833
Whatcha doin there Rabbi?

>>1673833
Typical catfishing

>>1682733
it's a pet, you're supposed to take care of it responsibly. Not scare the shit out of it. Moron

>>1677950

Why did I suddenly hear MJ's Billie Jean there?

>>1680879
What program is that?

>>1684343
the attempted escape is immaculate

>>1679114
>not naming it 'Mexican Cat'

>>1685649
I'm not sure. You're supposed to hear Smooth Criminal.

>>1680890
channeling his inner porsche

>>1673831
That cat does NOT like that guy. Also, stupid human must be a total douchebag.

>>1677130
asshole god what he deserved

>>1684617
kek

>>1673831
Lol I think its even at this point. Guy is dick, cat scratches dick. But if that cat went outside to get him again id be ok if he curb stomped cat

>>1686164
That pikachu really likes his cheeks being rubbed

>>1681012
Yeah a shower is basically nerve gas to a cat.

>>1673827
Looks like it'd fit well with the Jaws theme.

>>1674442
>Firstly, it shows his absolute superiority: he has a plate of <food>, and you don't. Still, he is welcoming you to share the dinner with him. Provided you accept all the formalities and realize his authority.
So it's like having dinner with the current president.

>>1680721
more plz

>>1685847
ditty.co

>>1680758
Sith are Jedi.

>>1679107
All I can think of is how big is their shit and will it make my house stink?

>>1682413
I tried to clean my cat in the tub and she sounded even worse than that. Never bathed her again. Some cats are just fuck'n weird.

>>1677130
he def deserved that. What an asshole

>>1678103
Cat's like "FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

>>1679117
>don't ever talk to me or my son again

>>1680890
>Near a mask in Far Cry 4

>>1686924
anybody got the x-files version without all the fucking watermarks and black bars?

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>>1687742
Here.

>>1688481
fucking pieces of shit

>>1677913
don't go down that rabbit hole, i did once and fell in love, can't come back

>>1688585
>>1688481
Yep

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>>1688020

>>1680987
My cats a bit of a weirdo because she meows even when nobody is around.

>>1674150
The people who can naturally hear these patterns (that cat meowing in tune four times) and think to apply music must be so talented. Perfect pitch + audiographic memory maybe.

>>1688481
That monkey screams...

>>1673831
guy must be a fucking asshole, deserves every bit

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i probably have a few

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the rest i have are already here, have a doggo

>>1688822
PROP CLEAR

>>1688828
dayyyyyyyyyyyyymmmmmmmmmmmm. such a cutie.

>>1688481

Source.

Seriously. Source.

And be warned, do not fucking watch this.

>>1688828
This is so fucking adorable. Saved.

>>1679402
the first time i saw this webm was on a /gif/ gore thread

never i felt dread quite like that

>>1677125

>If you're happy say meow
>meow

:-)

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>>1680890

>>1689341
Guy got in trouble for it already. Just youtube guy kicks cat. Aberrantly it's a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V-dV3e0IrY

>>1680890
Not every cat will react the same way, but they will all react if you begin scratching them right at the base of their tail. There must be a nerve cluster there or something.

My (now dead) cad Topaz used to start just gnawing/chewing on anything in front of her if you scratched there. Usually it was her front paws, but if you grabbed her neck and moved her head, she'd just begin licking and chewing at the air.

>>1689786

Germany got some weird fucking commercials.

>>1689786
This shit is surreal

>>1674168
>get in, losers

>>1675552
old but fukin gold

>>1680738
You know what you gotta do.

You gotta start the fire and kick off the war with China, so it never happens again.

be still you cunt

>>1680800
That is an interesting piece of information.

>>1690533
You've never been to America, have you?

>>1690610
My cat does alot of cool shit that i'm super proud of him for doing, but I would give an arm just to team him how to fetch.

>>1690018
Mostly we've got really, really bad commercials. Horrific wordplay and incredibly cringeworthy presentation.

>>1689865
how

>>1680670
you ruined the magic of doing it yourself dude

>>1689786
song?
it got nice synths nad rhythm going on

>>1680721
Song please
I know it's Morricone but can't find which one

>>1679394
"Come to me, Guenhwyvar!"

>>1690909
Magic Fly - Space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Y7ESqe6lM

>>1680881
shitty owner, go to a real groomer who knows what they're doing.

Damn, I wish I had a cat... but my apartment is too small.

>>1690646
When cats drop from heights they flatten themselves out in the sky and their stomach skins makes a makeshift parachute to decelerate their fall.

>>1688746
You mean you can't recognize a steady rhythmic pattern? You must be retarded

>>1674442
Voice sounds like Vladimir Putin.

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>>1673817

>>1690934
The Trio from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

>>1691393
god damn i wish i could have a cat. do you have more?

>>1680615
Does someone have the one with the woman singing instead of the screaming?

>>1687773
thanks!

>>1674442
Narrator sounds like Vladimir Putin

>>1680758
they're both basically monastic orders with different colored swords but the swords all do the same thing

>>1677116
that's not lasagna garfield

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>>1680738
Man... right in the feels. Have this cat that I chopped up into a smaller file size for uploading in other places.

>>1673836
lol

>>1674442
i watched all of this and was satisfied

>>1691245
I mean how did the cat get onto that position on the wall

>>1691510
That cat has a very interesting way of playing Snake.

>>1673821
dammit. should have given the lighter cat food when the darker cat hit his bell.

>>1674994
1. buy the latest issue of whatever magazine specializes in your preferred hobby.
2. go to the nearest coffee shop by your house that's not a starbucks.
3. order a coffee
4. put one arm up on the table /counter
5. read your mag with confidence
6. bask in the knowledge that you ARE cool anon
7. go back home, maybe kill yourself, but probably not.
You're good anon. You're good.

>>1691393
That's too much pussy

>>1691389

erf

>>1689786

Thanks friend.

>>1686882
Not if you feed raw

>>1691401
thx

>>1676771
but that's a completely different game.

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>>1688828
So sweet

>>1673831
I have a yellow cat.
She is also a jerk.
Sweet heart cuddles up with me but the hunt is too strong with her.
Even though she rubs her face on my face and purrs,still the random claw attack.
I think yellow cats tend to "man up" randomly.
The guy in the vid wore a glove because of past actions(violent) and the cat still lives with him because of past action(cuddle-love).

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>>1674042
what did I miss?
To me its just a cat(yes an angry cat).
What did the guy do wrong?

Also,Why do some of my webm have a thumbnail and others don't?Windows 8.1

>>1673831
Fucking kekd

>>1692533
I'm on windows 7 and I never had thumbnails for webms. Ended up downloading an extension called Media Preview by BabelSoft.

>>1692533
i am a homosexual macintosh user, and i get thumbnails on 90% of the webms, not sure why not 100% though.

>>1681238
just go to any korean kfc and order up

>>1689930
Mine does the same, but with the furniture or the nearest ankle (usually mine).
She starts to make a noise if you gently move her away from anything chewable, but it only lasts for a second before she just licks the air.

>>1674442
keked very hard

>>1692533
I know the cats probably okay, but still calling a friendly cat over just so you can hurt it to impress your friends is pretty fuck'n cowardly. You don't have be a member of gay ass PETA to figure that one out. If that were my cat I'd burn that niggers house down.

>>1693169
>>1692533
Fuck...I just realized you were talking about a different webm. And your right...that cats fine. Please disregard the whole "burn that niggers house down" thing.

>>1673831
i like cats but fuck this cat

>>1688481
now it knows to avoid niggers

>>1693188
the cat showed enough warning signs.

>>1691450
I haven't seen this in years.

>>1673836
it's amazing !

>>1689764
thx you

>>1679389
I can't breath !

>>1691393
What sort of cat (breed?) is that?

>>1681481
wow so a nigger cat loves swimming like how multiplying 2 negatives makes a positive

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this is the only cat webm I have

>>1693515
It is called a diluted Tortie/Tortoiseshell. It is a type of Calico.

>>1693585
Thanks

>>1693188
Well, it was the dude who wouldn't stop fucking around with it.

>>1680881
Why Jewish cat? Because it won't stop complaining?

>>1693581
top kek, saved

>>1682436
"Dude. Check it out. My cat can fake a possession."

>>1688746
bait

>>1674583
wow thats /comfy/

>>1674155
what a sweet, friendly kitter.

>>1688746
:^)

>>1693746
because of the shower you dumbass

>>1674442
>who wouldn't want a plate full of blins and a cat nearby

Never a truer word was said.

>>1678203
It just sounds like a show

DUN DUN DUNNA DUN! CAT AND OWL!

>>1686164
That's exactly how i masturbate

>>1688481
asshole

>>1682408
The only time my cat freaked out like this one was after a bunch of new family members had been over and they decided to let their wiener dog out in our back yard. Our little bastard got out and charged the dog on his hind legs.

Dog and cat were both okay, my aunt and uncle don't bring their pets anymore.

>>1693746
Like a gas chamber. Don't feel bad I didn't get it either until now.

>>1679389
Does anyone have the version where there is a merchant laughing at the end?

>>1680881
Underrated

>>1679443
Hahah i love it

>>1677119
>you'll never have a cat so attached to you

>>1693581
>not "my wife's son"
Missed opportunity desu

>>1694617
That shit needs to die.

>>1693585
Calicos cats ara always female or genetic trans, it's an x chromosome feature. Tortie is often for raceless cats as the result of a calico mix

>>1677116

> I NEED HEAVY PETTING

>>1673836
kek

>>1694546
but i do

>>1694824
>he doesn't like laughing about cuckoldry
How's your wife's son doing?

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>>1674152
>The one in the middle wheelspinning

>>1674222
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EATER

>>1694946
on your pee pee?

>>1690646
probably hit eternal velocity

>>1680738

cool fucking blog, lady

>>1681012
>>1682413
>>1683890
>>1684481
>>1685625

>pissed off cat ladies

>>1697236
you dont like cats???

>>1696877
>eternal velocity
lolwut?

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>>1697403
I had to go to school for 4 years to understand cat physics, don't worry too much about it.

>>1697409
"Terminal velocity" was what you meant. Admit it.

>>1697409
the real question here is,
why did the guy have a boner in the first place?
i guess cats get him excited?

>>1674583
Reminds me of 7chan.org/eh of some reason.

>>1697409
If he gets a zoonotic infection in his dick he will be sorry.

>>1697966
A cat is fine too

>>1680881
>YAMERO

>>1691568
I thought this at first, but then the darker cat figured out that it wasn't just his bell that worked, but any bell.

>>1693746
Also it a sterotupe that jews are dirty

>>1688660
underrated post

>>1673831 this cat deserves to be made into Chinese food

>>1697409
also, cats' paws are cushioned with terminal viscosity liquid, padding the fall further

>>1686677
b8

>>1677123
That's a good lookin' cat, damn.

>>1697236
They're just fags from Reddit who think only they know how to take care of an animal.

>>1700711
True but technically speaking that's not the optimal way to wash a cat, outside of the fact that they do it themselves, a gentle bath is usually less traumatic, but either way you're getting fucking scratched, unless you were an asshole who removed their claws.

>>1681026
Agreed

>>1682413
Youre obviously not chinese

>>1680738
holy shit grow a pair. its a fucking cat. they're neat. move on and live your life its been 10 year you pathetic fuck.