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racking some dubs

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What did they mean by this?

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>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE?

>>1400135

What happened?

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>>1396595
>no wrasslin'

but wrestling is always full of shits and giggles

>>1400197

For the love of Odin, please tell me this is fake and/or staged.

>>1400196

wasn't this a promo video for some shitty movie?

>>1396595
fight should have been called after he threw the punch post knee. I refuse to believe a ref wouldnt have seen that guy was fucking asleep on his feet.

>>1400362
I think it's from a sketch show

>>1400369
yes, it's not even a real fight

>>1396595
feel free to step in any time ref

>>1400120
offside rule

>>1400130
offside rule

>>1400135
he's taking a dive

>>1406118
im fucking hypnotized

>>1400362
How retarded are you for even thinking thats real

>>1396617
Why was the ref trying to stop it, what did he do?

>>1407232
The round ended, lad

>>1400371
He was at a bad angle the entire time. His fault of course but he couldn't see what we see. It's a matter of time before someone gets killed because of this shit.

>>1396595
that ref should have his license confiscated

>>1407241
Ah ok. That makes sense thanks.

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>>1410491
PEASANT'S STRIKE

>>1406118
isn't elbowing illegal?

>>1414167
only 12-6 elbows

>>1414335
How about 6-12?

>>1414675
so murican. have noi idea what happened.

>>1400188
actually spooked me

>>1414675
I don't get it.

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>>1414492
No problem
>>1414882
>>1415194
What the fuck is the point of this type of reply?
Who gives a fuck if you do or do not understand a webm?

>>1416391

What the fuck is the point of the type of reply where you complain about people saying they don't get it but don't offer an explanation?

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>>1416476
First of all I'm fucking contributing and you're not
Secondly you didn't ask for an explanation
Finally you can easily look it up but one bong bowls the ball at the sticks, another bong hits the ball with the bat so it doesnt hit the sticks, the ball made it to the rope boundary which gave the bong with the bat points

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Does anyone know how to rip from UFC Fight Pass?

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>>1416560
i think they're just perplexed at how boring cricket is

>>1400369
Never Back Down was not shitty

>>1416571
who- who won that?

>>1416586
the patter

>>1416391
I feel kind of bad for the guy...

>>1400207
My tear came out.

>>1416581
how much weight is that?

>>1416580
waifu material right there, god damn.

>>1416657
214kg, bottom left corner

>>1416660
tries to turn the Turk, turk lands like a fucking cat. starts to choke him.

****WIN****

fucking serbs

>>1416586
It was both a pin and a strangulation. Blue held white down in a triangle. White tapped out. Blue got an ippon by submission.

>>1400120
lmao at the filename

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I hope this is considered worksafe.

>>1422011
>>>/lgbt/

>>1422042
>he doesn't enjoy the manly sport of Turkish wrestling

>>1400188
Kek

>>1416391
Kek... I'm a bad person?

>>1416586
my dick

>>1400078
Beautiful

>>1422168
hearty kek anon

>>1396595
>>1396598
What the name of this sport?

>>1400078
That's a sick combo.

>>1400188
I flinched

>>1422580
There are many variations of the sport - Heem;
>mewvement
>touchbutt
>decisionfest
>spinning shit
>wrestlefuck

>>1414675
That was a wincher off the bottomfoot into a double stike hamhandle. It also scored a triple throckstuffer with an addition waftonhook.

>>1406118
Bit a backstory: Chon had been spamming that back elbow the entire fucking fight and Hathaway must have had half a dozen brainfarts pop up at the same time to finally get caught with it.

>>1400188
dude wtf

>>1422042
>>1422011
>>>/fit/

>>1414675

Nearly the last place I expected to find Faf

>>1422580
Headbang

>>1410491
jesus whats with the lame leg flail

>>1422011
dude wut

>>1416578
YES! IT WAS!

>>1411970
>>1424715
Obviously not the best fighter despite the height advantage.

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>>1396595
>>1396598
>>1396617
>>1400078
MORE MMA PLS

>>1423000
Damn
What a fucking parry.

>>1400362
It's real mate. 2013 Euro Final, Czechoslovakia vs Australia

>>1416586
did you not see the girl tap out?

>>1424976
wew

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old skool

>>1427441
Neat

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>>1427445
There were basically no rules except 'no eye-gouging'

Even nutshots were legal

>>1424970
>>1423000
>psssh… nothin personnel… kid…

>>1396595

Weird, that's Marc Goddard reffing who is usually pretty good. Of course he is still at fault, but those shots were so unnecessary that it starts going into the territory of being the fighters fault for hitting a clearly unconscious person.

Before anyone throws a fit about that second part, a fighter is responsible in the ring as well and there are instances, one pretty recent, of fighters telling the ref that their opponent can't continue to fight or pulling back a shot they were throwing at someone they realized was unconscious.

>>1427541
Yeah but Platinum aint that kind of guy

>>1422999
>>1423000
damn nice

>>1422011
hakkan

>>1424901
head over to /heem/ on /sp/

>>1428430
I feel the the foundation for baseball to be really entertaining is there, but the sport is just.... not

>>1416660
illegal as fuckk

>>1422011
I'm so confused.

>>1422011
someone needs to explain this shit ASAP

>>1403778
Nobody would pull shit like that. Setting himself up perfectly.

>>1422889
>That was a wincher off the bottomfoot into a double stike hamhandle. It also scored a triple throckstuffer with an addition waftonhook.
Wha......what?

>>1431878

He's joking with you, but seriously Cricket is an easy game to understand and rather enjoyable for it.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

>>1400188
Holy shit! Did Jump.

>>1396595
gets my dick so hard watching this nigger choking on his own worthless blood

>>1431715
Trump.

>>1432456
knew it!

>>1432450
You get hard to semi nude black guys?
That's pretty gay, dude.

>>1432478
ur dumb

>>1432482
Blood red. Bull. Dead. what's gay it's just you saying that fucking undeveloped cunt

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I love fight sports because of seeing different styles battle against each other.

from the bullrushers that just try to blitz the other guy with 100% attack

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>>1432517
to the elusive types

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>>1432518

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>>1432520
the ground specialists (although a lot of them are boring shits)

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>>1432517 Or simply because it's NIGGER

>>1416657
>>1416672
A little over 470 pounds if you're American like me.

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>MMA "promotions"

>>1396595
P L A T I N U M

>>1422992
>>1422994
>>1422999
>>1423000
post more hema my dude

>>1431728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_XDHRPvdEQ

>>1433568
Gotta hand to Hawaiians they're jaws are lined with titanium and skin is cured leather. Fuck.

>>1433568
Max is the dark horse of 145

>>1396595
holy kek that ref should be fired

>>1432749
Thats boxing you dweeb

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>>1414675
literally nothing of interest happened.

>>1396617
I love hoe the guy getting punched still appreciates how cool that shit was. Look at the fucking grin on his face.

>>1416579
did she start that with her head?

>>1427508
looks like Kanye.

>>1428511
I hate watching it, but it's really fuckin fun to play with some friends.

>>1432523
That was fuck tons more impressive than any fist game.

>>1423000
got him like a jedi

>>1432517
He's lucky he made contact with the first one or his hands being down would have been the end of him

>>1416571
Based charline. too bad she chocked at the next round.

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>>1434690
High level submissions are awesome, it sucks that most fighters just use it as a defense tool for the most part or to stall out on the ground.

Bomp

>>1434525
wat

>>1400078
literally had the spit punched out of him

>>1400207
>gettin in da rang

>>1431875
bama defense is incredible

>>1428511
I really only ever watch the Dodgers because I'm invested in them as a fan

Watching anyone else other than the highlights of games is a chore

>>1416571
I liked the part where they rubbed their feet together. Can that be a sport?

>>1424976
They should just get rid of the "guns" and attach motion sensors to the "athletes" and just measure directly who can hold still the best

>>1433457
this is River Flows in you right anon?

>>1428511
Finnish baseball is better as a watching sport

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THANK YOU BASED SPICY BANANA

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chin of the gods

>>1443105
>no volume

>>1396595
best ref ever.

>>1416660
feels like he broke his fucking neck. some referees man holy shit.

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>>1414675
Played the game for years. It's difficult to figure out. Might be wrong but that is a Drive, it is basically the perfect (and most aesthetically pleasing) shot, 4 runs, no possibility of being caught, minimum effort, all about timing. He pulls this one off pretty flawlessly.
Dont want to start an argument, but cricket is the most beautiful game there is. When it's being played right and the there's not too much sledging going on.
Poetry in motion mate

>>1400120
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1443146
im not into wrestling, but when he looks up at the referee is seems like even he thinks he is doing something illegal.

>>1428298
what a fucking throw

>>1400189
offside rule

>>1422992
>>1422994
>>1422999
>>1423000
why are the swords so wobbly?

>>1444917
Probably so they don't snap bone.

>>1433457
Context?

>>1406118
does anyone have a slow-mo of this?

>>1422889
You're making those words up. I don't believe you.

>>1432010
Had a good fuckin chuckle mate

>>1431715
It's Turkish oil wrestling. basically two guys get oiled up and wrestle, but the only way to actually get a solid grip to pin them is to grab their trunks. So it's totally allowed to slip your hand down there to get a hold of their trunks. you can even put a finger in their butthole for leverage no joke.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

>>1442957
I see what you're saying but that would be lame as fuck to watch

>>1400362
You might be retarded. No wonder you're probably a pagan.
>inb4 damage control

>>1433457
i cry errytim

>>1443273
LOL

>>1424901
this man has been hit by the westworld shrink ray. pls send hlp

>>1424976
Did they replace marksman competition with lasertag?

>>1448954
super-low recoil

>>1431728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

>>1444873

Is he dead?

>>1444875

this is straight up anime shit

>>1427508
holy shit that brain damage

>>1400362
When will teenage autists stop pretending Norse mythology is edgy?

>>1449191
made me lol

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>>1450570

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>>1450574

>>1445784

Vietnam in a nutshell.

>>1400196
AGI vs INT

>>1444917
Contrary to movies and games, swords are pretty wobbly. If a sword has thickness it is A.) hard to sharpen and B.) heavy af.

>>1438151

Niggerball.

Niggers gonna nig.

>>1443173
> Played the game for years.
> Still not sure if that was a drive.

> Beautiful game
> When there's not too much sledging

Thanks for your input, Canada.

>>1400130
how was this offside? it was the defense last touching the ball

>>1433621
not sure if you can call the only guy in 145 to give mcgregor a run a dark horse.

>>1437407
people who complain about that are faggots. Ryan hall puts on a masterclass of bjj and people complain. The ufc doesnt deserve him.

>>1434639
Josuke Niggashikata

>>1443095
the second you saw his boxer you knew this guy was an idiot

>>1428430
Legendary throw from a legendary player

Bo would be proud. No steroids kings

>>1444875
The feared bouncing head technique.

>>1416579
"German"

>>1428298
Can't decide if I'm more impressed by the throw or the camera work.

>>1431845
I'm not American so I don't know baseball that well. Why is the outfielder so slow to try and get the ball? Just wasn't expecting the guy to go for the home run?

>>1443095
Non American here
Whats going on? He fucked His team somehow but i dont know about baseball

>>1452092
I think it takes a second to determine where the ball is going to land

>>1445834
Well, I'm going to use this in /His/ and /int/ a lot

>>1452139
interference, stopping the play on a perfect fucking hit

>>1452077
m8, idk if you watched the olympics but fucking every country had an asian representing them in ping pong

>>1444976

The Deltawing (vehicle in the video), was/is a racecar design that broke from the mold. It competes in endurance races. During endurance races, you can pit and do repairs using your mechanics and all their toys, but if you have to get towed while somewhere on the course, it's race over. So basically, given where the driver crashed, he has to do all the repairs by himself, using only what he has in the car, (a wrench basically). He couldn't get the car back to the pits in it's current state, so he was trying, desperately, to make the car drive. He was out there a while, and that was actually his entire team at the fence, (they left the garage and came to where he was on the track), mechanics and other drivers included, feeding him ideas and instructions, and eventually consoling him, as he tried to get the car into a state that he could drive it back to the pit for major repairs. Their entrance in the race was highly publicized in the racing world, and while they didn't necessarily expect to win, they did hope to compete and open the door for innovation.

tldr;

Driver has to fix his car by himself, entire team comes to fence to try and give him instructions/console him.

>>1422889
He also flordeled the bulden without arffing

>>1427441
The early ufc matches where to best.

>>1450434
this

>>1450688

ya and for the sake of safety as it just a duel. Same reason boxing gloves arent brassknuckles

>>1444873
that's Uranage, right?

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weeeew

>>1432010
holy shit man this made my day

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Men with big thighs.

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Most intense sport of all time.

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>>1454894

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>>1454897

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>>1454909

>>1452394
The good ol' pussy grab never fails

>>1422011
Turkish not only host shitskins but are the origins of gay porn in sports. Doesn't help that they hate dogs (even domesticated) and will stone your pet to death on the street if you own one.

>>1416660
Doesn't look like neck injury related. He seems to have choked him and he's passed out. How the guy slams his hand on the mat kind of tells me he got disqualified or penalty for that. Not a slam of victory. Would love some information on this though.

>>1414335
that's a lot of elbows

>>1454897
literally came for this expecting more retarded sports shit to make me laugh

it's just people punching and kicking a thing and punching

lot of punching and kicking

I rate it C-

>>1438692
he was unstoppable that season.

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>>1455145
>implying punching and kicking isn't the best sports stuff
You should be less of a pussy, m8. Here though, have retarded punchy stuff.

>>1414167
Offside rule

>>1455165
lot of punching there

not much kicking

I give it 2/10, they looked kind of funny

ok im going now have fun with watching the kicking and punching

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>>1455176
Will do, every time. Best of luck with your funny sports stuff.

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up you go

>>1456725
demonstrates how to break a fucking arm more like

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>>1456808
Yes, that's what the wakigatame is for. I mean you can use it to improve position and whatnot but done right you're trying to ruin their arm.

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>>1452139
anything to the right side of the chalk line down left field is considered a fair ball. he could have got to 3rd base or home plate for a run. but since the guy reached out onto the field and took the ball into the stands its ruled a ground rule double, meaning hes stopped at second base. its also illegal to get that far onto the field, so he was escorted out of the ballpark.

>>1433457
>watching a man's dream die
Didn't come here for these feels

>>1452394
>US Presidential election.webm

>>1452092
Outfielders have to know where the ball is going to go the moment it hits the bat or they'll miss it, not to mention the ball probably curved on its way to the wall.
Bad play.

>>1454897
serious cardio but not even worth shitting your shorts over

>>1455120
kek

>>1456899
Thanks mate

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>>1456899
Just an amazing sequence to watch - Bisping eats the jab and was throwing that same combo all night and he finally caught him, he landed every follow up punch. Cheers to Bisbong for Rolling Stones' fighter of the year, whatever that's worth.

>>1434657
This.

Playing softball in high school as a european where the neither baseball or softball is really watched or played was my favourite part of PE

>>1455205
Fuck man. What is up with these refs?
Why is using your knees even allowed?

>>1431728
>Freddy Mercury beats up a chink

>>1458004
Because knees are extremely short range and come up at a difficult angle, they hit hard but aren't necessarily the most practical weapon you can use. Elbows also hit hard, are more likely to cause cuts and can be used in more varied ways and in combination. Agreed on the ref though, soon as Roberts fell it was over and the ground shots were unnecessary, guy was nowhere near fighting back.

>>1454790
I don't usually enjoy football, but that was damn impressive.

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>>1457968
beautiful webm there. ive a vid of a second angle

>>1444891
The classic cunt punt.
Good show.

>>1457364
Looks like he has a diaper on too

Can anyone confirm?

>>1458915
think it's just a liner to prevent chafing, but he shit into so bad it filled up.

>>1458919
Makes sense. Thanks anon

>>1454897
How has he managed to get it on the back of his arms?

>>1456725
>>1456842
How is this not an illegal move? Are you just allowed to intentionally break someone's arm in this sport?

>>1459013
It's frowned upon but there's nothing saying you can't. Also it's absolutely not a common move and something like 90% of submission holds leave the other man plenty of time to tap out before any serious damage is done. Shinya Aoki is just a grappling wizard that managed to perfectly hit a move that is typically seen as requiring the extra friction and grips clothing provides to pull it off and do it so well it instantly snapped the other man's arm. Even he looks surprised, like just wanted to force an adjustment in position and ended up with the win.

>>1422139
no dude you're edgy as fuck

>>1432486
wow you must have a lot of testosterone to write that

>>1452237
ty for explanation

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>>1456725
>>1456808
>>1456842
>>1459013
>>1459404
Like so, it can very much be used as a sudden yank without snapping the arm.

>>1448954
The guns they use are made solely to put tiny holes in paper. They're guns in form but not really in function.

>>1405786
?

>>1443109
love how he taunts after the second hit and gets knocked the fuck out straight afterwards

>>1422580
It's MMA, this is UFC but there are other leagues if you want to call it that
People ere are retards, hope you see this

>>1462064
this,
Mixed marital arts is the sport, it's basically kickboxing and grappling combined.
There are lots of different kinds when it comes to the rules.
In Japan and Brazil they let people stomp on each other's heads, sometimes America and Japan ban elbows to the head.
There have been a lot of different promotions in the past, like Pride FC, UFC, Bellator, Strikeforce, Dream, etc.
They all have different rules, so the fights can be a lot different from each other.

>>1416580
>you will never get choked out by her massive thighs and pass out to the smell of sweat and ammonia

why live

>>1443109
>andy dwyer vs dr. turkleton

>>1452394
Give her the Ol' Donald Trump.

>>1454891
cheeky cunt

>>1454790
Thats some argentinian magic right there

>>1456725
Shinya looks and behaves so Shamo.

>>1416571
>NEW FETISH UNLOCKED

>>1434520
More satisfying than climax, that is.

>>1455111
Turks hate dogs? Dude, it's a europian bullshit. I am Turkish, my father is Imam and we own a dog. It's not a big deal unless dog lives inside the home.

Şafii's hates dogs, Hanefi's dont.

>>1427508
Remember the fight between that savate guy and the huge sumo fella? I fucking love when that sumo got his teeth literally knocked out.

>>1416657
6 oranges and 2 yellows

>>1466871
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>>1442957
that doesn't display sighting and trigger skill.

>>1466871
Solid refereeing jesus fuck.

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>>1400362
>For the love of Odin

Stop embarassing yourself.

>>1400207
That poor man...

>>1459013
he did not meant to broke the man arm off, but he had to since the man did not want to tapout when the man should.

>>1466890
>>1466897
>>1466899
>>1466901
>>1466903
>>1466906
>>1466908
Hell yeah! Thanks for posting these. You gonna post more after tonight?

>>1434633
>Thats boxing you dweeb
/asp/ please fucking leave

>>1467709
its as retarded as saying for the love of god, but if you are going to believe in some made up stories at least the norse ones are actually entertaining.

>>1427508
is there a version of fighting that is still like this?

>>1434843
wonder if it was a risk or a fuckup

>>1470537
was she thinking pro wrestling was actually pro?

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>>1470561
If she hit that last rope, Gabi would've been fucking done for tbqhf

>>1463363
>>1462064
>2016
>thinking people dont know what mma is after rousey and conor have been all over the news since last 3 years.