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Happy birthday anon

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best wishes anon!

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have a good one!

Tell me what you guys think!

>>6532559
I think you are on the wrong board.

>>6532569
stfu fagget. go outside

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Heloooo :)
could somebody please make these colours more vibrant and make the resolution 1366x768 :)
you guys are amazing!

Posting this here in the new thread so maybe someone who cares will see it.

>>6531747

hey I made the post about the eye color of some girl in the last thread. any progress?

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I then proceed to the bathhouse with my servants. They proceed to cover my entire body with a mixture of oil and ash. A group of Brazilian women scrape away the mixture, pulling all manner of dirt and grime from skin by gently using their fingernails and sucking their fingers after doing so. I am then bathed and declared once again, this time by the Brazilian women. Fifty types of oils and creams are tenderly applied to different parts of my body in a massaging gesture. Then I bathe for an hour or two in the most comfortable lukewarm salted water. The Brazilians and African women leave me as the bathhouse becomes completely pitch dark. A vial of the most potent and life altering chemical psychedic floats to the top of my water and I grip it and drink it. This chemical, which makes DMT look like aspirin, kicks in while I float in this sensory deprived water. I spend the next mentally cognizant 10,000 perceived years on a grand and inconceivable journey. Once I finally snap into existence, I am floating in the water, being delayed by one of the Brazilian women. I then am robed in the finest silks and prepared for my day. The African and Brazilians all gather in a group and thank me profusely. They then pour multitudes of gasoline upon themselves and self immolate while singing the most beautiful song known to man. Right before they all simultaneously drop, their bodies shoot into the sky and morph in midair, brightly aflame, into a grand dragon. A group of white petite yet large breasted Swedish women, wearing nothing but black leather, present me a smooth table made of purple Madagascar wood. Alex poofs in a cloud of smoke in front of my eyes and presents me no less than 75 pounds of various delicious food to consume during my breakfast. I eat at my pace and 10:00 continues to remain 10:00 until I finish. I am always and constantly starving while eating a veritable truckload of food and until I grow bored of this dragon flying around for me, I continue.

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Once finished with my meal, in view of a glorious mountain range with three suns and a dragon flying about, Alexander the Great gets on his hands and knees and offers to fellate me. I usually decline. He then bids me farewell as the dragon lands before his perch. Alex straps his legs into a specially made harness as one of the young Swedish women present a piece of the shroud of Turin that held Jesus Christ. It is folded over a silver and wood gripped Colt 1911 with .45 ACP that has absolutely no idiot-marks on the side lever or scratches or deterioration of any kind. Alexander the Great, in perfect English, screams my muffled name with this gun in his mouth and blows his brains out, limply hanging off of the harness. The dragon devours all but one of the Swedish women, the fairest. I voraciously mount her over the purple wooded Madagascar table and leave her shuddering to eventually come to and clean the mess I made. Meanwhile the dragon flies off with Alexander the Greats limp carcass hanging off into the horizon, never to be seen again. Although I eat this way every day, my body still resembles that of a Greek God's and I always feel comfortably full, never hungry, never too full.

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I then notice a large manhole that opens into the grassy ground. I jump into it and slide down a fairly nice slide for about 20 minutes. The slide is lubricated for no drag and does no less than 75 corkscrews. I land in a soft pile of fluff and feathers with no poking of the quills or discomfort. I am derobed of the lube stained clothing and presented with a fine suit of tasteful patterns and solid colors. Presented to me each day by a voluptuous and oiled up Japanese woman with some sort of neon hair is a very fine watch that matches my outfit, ranging from Rolex, Patek Phillipe, and Panarei, to Seiko, Invicta, and even Fossil if need be. My hair is done by a team of enthusiastic and hilarious flaming homosexuals who make silly and harmless remarks about the day to day atmosphere and break the fourth wall about heaven. Once I look perfect, my Japanese nude oiled watch maiden teases me so that I can experience anticipation after work. This setting is all occurring in the middle of an apocalyptic plant overrun Times Square with busted windows and broken cars. I am presented with a certain car.

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>>6531793
I have all the versions of this wallpaper in 4K, every single version made, with and without text. I'd love to share it but I uploading it anywhere is fucking impossible.

>>6531944
I'd love to see it, without text, highest res for editing purposes and i might be able to contribute OC or something similar after.

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Found it.

Can anyone tell me anything about this?

>>6531136
Care to share yours?

>>6531185
I don't have a huge collection, most of my wp are high res single shots, but I recently acquired a taste for these. But I don't really know where to find them. I just realized you can't post them on here because this board has a resolution requirement.

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>>6531189
I was asking for the one from the OP picture.
Just upload to imgur if you aren't bothered to share your stuff.

aye gimme a sec I had acouple

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kinda small, but I always liked this one

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