ITT: we share autistic pokemon related stories

>>33176034
Here's an embarrassing one.
>be me
>bring 3DS out in the public
I wish I can forget that memory forever.

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>>33176061
Fuck, this made me wince

>>33176061
>Not actually playing

Faggot confirmed.

>>33176034
>have to go in to a chemo clinic for a week
>want to bring 3ds xl with me, but insecure
>friends and even husband tease me all the time about me still playing a kiddie game
>don't want medical staff to judge me
>go on etsy
>custom order a 3ds case fashioned with the michael kors logo since that's trending hard in my area atm
>receive it in three days
>pass it off as my "wallet"

>>33177002
Lol that is fucking clever

>>33177039
i'd highly suggest this if you want to look normal while bringing your ds in public. i made mine into an mk clutch shell so i can bring that shit to work and noone would think otherwise.

>>33176061
>bring 3DS out in public to college back when XY released
>two other guys asked to trade with me
>TA also wanted to trade
>professor said that he only remembers Pokemania because he thought the Pokemon poptarts tasted like shit
The trick is to find Asian people.

>>33176034
>in love with Dawn for 9 years and counting

>>33177089
>High school
>xy comes out
>be on my 3ds
>a bunch of asian kids are on their 3ds
>trade
I can confirm this

when i was 9 i convinced some nerd that i had a level 200 black colored mewtwo that knew every move

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>>33177106

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>relatively long public transpo ride
>kid about 16 or 17 sitting next to me
>he starts a convo 5 mins in "this ride is always the worst part of the day"
>agree and continue minding my own business
>decide to screw around with showdown for a bit
>he sees it
"WOW you play that too"
>he immediately pulls out his 3ds
>I ask "yea, do you have gen 7 yet?"
>says yes, opens moon
>shows me his progress and he's only halfway through the story
>first thing I notice is his mons mostly have anime names with random symbols spammed after them
>ohshit.jpeg
>continues to show me his PC
>ask what his favorite is he says gengar
>exact words he said "because she's the naughtiest"
>alarms are going off in my head
>remain calm trying not to be rude
>tell him my favorite
>oh thank god, bus stops at the block my work is on I get out and half fucking sprint
>but it's not over
>next day he's in the same spot waiting for me
>try not to notice
>he calls me over
>I forgot I told him my name
>FUG
>sit down next to him say quick hello try to ignore
>pull out my phone
>shit showdown is still open
>he notices
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>takes my phone right out of my hands and tells me he wants to make a team
>try to tug it out of his hands while laughing to mask my seething rage
>he's death gripping it
>accept my fate
>he spends the whole ride making a team
>brings up he's been getting merchant lately
>mfw it's a life size gengar plush
>he's so proud of it too
>"she's just good to have when there's no one else around"
>get off the transpo after being near silent for what felt like hours
>look at the team he made
>WHAT THE FUCK
>3 mons
>a special attacking rampardos named Dio
>Tapu koko named naruto with electric terrain in its moveset
>the gengar though

Tomoko <3 (Gengar-Mega) (F) @ Gengarite
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Lick
- Body Slam
- Toxic
- Will-O-Wisp

>go on bus hour earlier for the just to avoid him now

>>33177134
Does this work with grills? I want to find a nice Asian wife

>>33177878
That would've been a very autistic story if you weren't a tripfag

I visit my mom once every 2 weeks and the subway + bus is about 2 hours so I take out my 3ds and play pokemon on the subway. I don't really see a problem with it. I don't think I get looks or anything but even if i did, what's wrong with a teenager playing his handheld device?

>>33177878
you and I both know he's here

>>33177002
Are yo okay? What sort of cancer is it?

>>33178129
This

>>33177089
All poptarts tast like shit. You should've hung around that professor more

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>be me
>be 16
>had to switch schools because of some redistricting shit
>know very few people at the school
>goes to my computer math class
>some kid from my past school is in it
>he recognizes me since I was friends with someone he was friends with back in middle school
>he starts talking to me about a bunch of retarded shit
>suddenly pokemon is brought up
>should have stopped talking to him there and dropped the class the day after
>the faggot literally never stops talking about pokemon after that
>EVER
>all he does is talk about charizard and how it's the best pokemon
>look for another seat
>rest of the seats are taken
>fuck my life
>we're sitting right in the middle of the entire class
>this boy it talking louder than the goddamn teacher
>i tell him to shut the fuck up and that he needs to stop talking about pokemon every damn day
>he thinks I'm joking with him
>he laughs and continues to tell me why he thinks charizard is the best pokemon for the 43th time
>literally every project in that class he bases it around charizard
>any free time he has in class he plays pokemon showdown
>the screen is facing the rest of the class behind us
>all the while he's still talking to me about charizard as he's making a full charizard team
>i try to act like i'm not paying attention to him
>he forces his laptop in front of mine to make me look at his shitty team
>rest of the year, my computer math class becomes an autistic prison with charizardfag
And as the finishing touch
>charizardfag brings his 3DS at the end of the year to class to train his charmander

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>2006 - 08; late 6th grade to early 8th grade
>made a pokemon fanfic in Powerpoint focusing on me, my cousin, and Dawn, who we called Yuki at the time because her English name wasn't confirmed
>I discovered a website that had all the DP sprites before DP was out in the states; a good chunk of the story was just "hey check out this new Pokemon!!"
>eventually I learned about ROMhacks and tried to make my fic into a game, but I didn't know where to get ROMs and whenever I asked someone they'd just do the '06/'07 equivalent of shitposting
>I stole a TON of fakemon and tried to pass them off as more Gen 4 mons
>eventually I discover shyguykingdom, and start incorporating other Nintendo characters into the story
>at one point me and my cousin get sucked into Dream Land and we have to battle Kirby
>at another point we go to Onett and Ness teaches us how to use psychic powers
>also our waifu is the heiress to a megacorporation whose goal is to take over the world with fused pokemon; she uses a team of frankenmons and has the power to transform into the Eeveelutions, but mostly Glaceon because I want to fuck Glaceon

I uploaded most of the episodes to Googlepages but I deleted it in '09. I think I have some of the episodes on a flash drive but I'll never reupload them because my region was named after my hometown, most of the characters were named after my RL friends & family, and the starting area was named after my street.

>>33178553
that is some Pooh's Adventures tier shit

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>>33178553

>>33178131
i'm in remission atm, but i had stage 4 renal and stage 3 cervical

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>>33179590
here take this

>>33179590
Im glad youre in remission, it makes me feel more hopeful about my cancer as well

>>33179590
Happy to hear that you beat it; hope it never comes back.

>>33179686
I wish you the best, anon.

>>33179638
a cute

>>33179686
>mfw i'm not being called a faggot
thank you, it was literal hell and i even needed a transplant but i survived it. you can survive yours, too, anon. what kind do you have?
>>33179718
i hope so, too. i have two toddlers who need me

>>33177878
>her
>knows of showdown
>pokemon named after anime character
THIS is what FUCKING HAPPENS when you grt FUCKING REDDIT NORMIES on ANY 4CHAN BOARD
>was applying for a job that required some community service hours
>summer academy in my town for parents to put their kids in to do fun little activities
>get put in some amazing race type class that goes around town to local businesses and do fun shit cuz smol town
>one week some shitter shows up
>trying to get in some service hours too
>talks about reddit to me a lot
>one day kids are having a conversation
>shittiers face lights up
>pulls out his phone
>goes into his images
>what the fuck is he up to now
>comes to a green text about fidget spinners
>oh fuck
>shows the kids
>actually tell him to stop, kids shouldn't be seeing that
>he gives me a weird look like it isn't a problem or something
>after they're done reading it he say "this...
>STOP
>... is 4chan"
>take the phone away from the kids and stuff it into shitters pocket, tell him they shouldn't know about it
>explains more to the kids later, you can visually see me uncomfortable
>kids say they'll look it up later

>>33177002
>dying from cancer
>still get teased for playing video games
yo what the fuck

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>>33177878
>Toxic

pmuB

>>33177002
>husband
Kill yourself faggot

>>33183652
Not everyone on /vp/ is a guy, anon.

>>33183688
Yes they are, every time I ask a "woman" for proof they immediately shut the fuck up because they can't provide any. The women on 4chan stick to normalfag boards like /soc/

>>33183696
*tips fedora

>>33183696
Not every wants to leak pictures of their tits on the internet anon. I've seen femanons post their tits on here for proof then a bunch of other anons say, "bleaze date me" like thirsty ass mother fuckers. Stop being an autist

>>33183710
No you haven't, there are no women here, there shouldn't be any here, they ruin everything they touch

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>>33183714

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>>33183714
Yeesh. 4chan isn't that edgy, kid.

>>33181687
when you get teased enough times, you get unnaturally insecure about your hobbies, anon

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>>33183714
who hurt you, anon? wanna talk about it?

>>33178129
Well probably not in THIS thread, but maybe one of the waifufag ones

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>>33178553
You are part of the problem, sir

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>>33183714
Oh hi /r9k/
Sorry, this isn't the steel or electric type thread

>>33179787
>two toddlers who need me

forget about what i said earlier, i hope you and your walking abortions die a slow, painful death.

>>33176061
It's only embarrasing if you're uggo or trying to hide it.

>>33183725
>>33183745
>>33183938
>>>/Fagbook/

>>33180264
Idk anon, BusBro's story sounds like someone you would find on /a/ more than anything
>"This... Is 4chan"
Yeah, fuck that guy

>>33184212
>>>/Chromosomes/

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Oh boy have I got a good one
>be me in 2013
>XY just launched
>go to mall to pick up game (I chose Y)
>head to coffee shop to pick up a drink before I go home
>decide to stay in for a bit to check the game out
>order my drink and boot up 3ds (had it in pocket for streetpassing because that was a thing in 2013)
>start up the game and get starter
>as soon as I've chosen my starter, I get a battle request from some random person
>"It's probably just a little kid, I'll entertain them."
>they still have only a Fennekin and a Scatterbug, so all's good
>Send out Froakie
>He sends out Scatterbug
>It's shiny and has some weeb name
>tackle/pound.jpg
>scatterbug dies
>in comes Fennekin
>has 'My Waifu' as nickname
>wtf.png
>outspeeds froakie and crits tackle
>i lost, but I don't care
>suddenly, I hear someone shouting from across the coffee shop
>turn around to look
>some huge neckbeard wearing a fedora stood up in the middle of the coffee shop celebrating about a Pokemon battle
>he has some anime magazine on the table in front of him and a Hatsune Miku skin on his 3DS
>he's getting out of breath just from standing up
>I decide to leave quickly
>I go to throw my coffee cup away and I hear:
>"Yeah, I destroyed that little punk. I can't believe he chose that retarded frog; Fenekkin is easily best girl. he probably doesn't even want to fuck his Pokemon - what a faggot."
>immediately dash out of the coffee shop and run to my car
>the car next to mine has a body pillow in it
>take a guess at what was on it
By the way, that was a word for word quote. I have had it etched into my brain in some form of weird ass PTSD

>>33178553
Change the names and post the story. I know you're probably full of shit, but if this story is true then you could save lives by making other people less depressed after seeing your autism.

>>33183714
this is it, this is my new cringe story

ty

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>be 5, 1st grade
>ds lite just released
>all the kids at my school are showing each other their mons
>I have almost nothing
>go to the afterschool program
>walk up to my only friend there (he was in the 5th grade then)
>tell him I got no good mons to show
>fucking og friend hooks me up with a LEVEL 100 NIDOKING
>FeelsGoodMan
>walk into school next day
>i'm king of the 1st grade plebs with my nidoking
>notice classmate of mine never looking away from me
>probably an autist move along
>go back home and play pokemon right away
>cart is gone
>ohshit.jpeg
>fucking asshole classmate stole my cart for the nidoking
>ask him politely for cart back
>he agrees but he keeps the nidoking
>no
>i kick him with all my force in his balls
>he's crying
>steal his ds and run
>got the nidoking back
>missionsuccess.png
>give his ds back the next day with a note inside
>"try me again"
>he did, many times
he threw the whole book trying to steal my cart again, and wouldn't stop until the end of second grade when I got pearl and moved all my good mons there and claimed I wiped my diamond cart (which had the nidoking)

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>>33186347
>be 5
>ds lite just released

>>33186347

>JP: March 2, 2006
>AU: June 1, 2006
>NA: June 11, 2006
>EU: June 23, 2006

>born on 2001
>2017
>16 year old posting on 4chan

>>33186618
>16
MODS!!!

>>33179638
Isn't this a shop? 1st stack foxhead is the same as 3rd, and 2 and 4 are identical too.

>>33186347
>5
>first grade
>hmmmmmm

>getting on the Internet

>Using Ds in gamestop to get event meloetta

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>>33177089
>Never had an Asian kid in my schools who played Pokémon
>Never traded often because of this

>be me
>on vacation in disneyworld with the school band
>the orchestra is there too
>at this point in my life I was not part of the orchestra so I didn't know anyone in it
>this will come into play later
>me and my friends are in that place with the stores themed after different countries
>go to japan first because we're weebs
>there's a bunch of Pokémon merch on display in the store window
>scream "POKEMON" and run in
>friends are still outside
>they come inside a minute later and inform me that they overheard a girl on her phone say "hold on mom, I just saw this HUGE nerd run into the Japan store screaming Pokémon"
>later they point her out to me
>she has a Pikachu keychain on her backpack
>I don't buy anything in the store because I'm out of money
>I find 40 dollars in my hotel room the day after
(cont.)

>"My friend can't be here, can I have another card?"

>>33177878
>Gengar named tomoko
>Rampardos named dio


The fuck?

>>33189025
2 hours after the Japan store incident
>my friend group meets up with a group of my friends' friends, most of whom I don't know because they're in orchestra
>qt 3.14 is there, glasses, short, brown hair, dimples
>I want her
>the Japan store incident comes up
>everyone laughs about it
>it's night now
>some of my friends are trying to get with people from the other group
>me and the qt are alone together
>she mentions the Japan store incident
>I make some joke about it
>"Yeah, I used to play Platinum on the DS"
>mfw she's one of my people
>start talking about what I like and dislike about Platinum
>she seems really interested so I keep talking
>eventually start talking about how I hate Landorus and nu-Game Freak
>she's clearly lost interest by this point but I literally can't stop talking because I'm autistic
>talk for 10 minutes straight about Pokémon
>friends come back
>our groups part ways
>I ask my friends what her name is
>"Megan"
>I ask what her last name is
>"Why do you want to know"
>they know I used to google the names of people I liked and read through like 5 pages of results
>actually I was just asking because there are a lot of Megans at our school and I was wondering if I'd heard of her
>1 hour later we walk past the other group again
>"HEY MEGAN LILY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS!!!!"
>my friends burst into hysterical laughter
>Megan looks very uncomfortable
>Never speak to her again
>join the orchestra the year after
>for two years we see each other every day
>we never spoke again
>I never found out her last name

>>33183714
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>>>/out/

>>33186347
>5 years old in 1st grade
>DS lite just released
>DS lite released July 2006

MODS

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Thats pretty recent yesterday
>be me
>decide it's time to hack my 3ds
>follow the guide
>somehow this error happens and my 3ds can't boot for shit
>panic
>PANIC
>I search as fuck to solve this problem
>nothing
>go to sleep grieving the lost of my long time comrade
>grieve the lost of my buddy pokemons from ORAS and SUMO
>want to cry but tears dont fall
Today I figured how to fix this shit, and now I'm trying to transfer some saves. I'm fucking relieved

>>33189079
>Digital copies
That's the real cringe

>>33179787
>>33179686
Best of luck

>>33189032
KONO DIO DA

>>33184136
>>33178129
>>33177878
>Tomoko <3 (Gengar-Mega)
>>33178162
Wew lads

>>33176034
Op is a fag

>>33192830
ok