/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

Vileplume or Bellossom?

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First

Gen 3 when?
Region locks lifted when?
Raid bosses like Mewtwo in the Go trailer when?
TM/HM's when?
Interface overhaul update when?

>>32708640
Plume always

Cassy succed Hanke

>>32708640
Bellosom everyday

>>32708649
>Gen 3 when?
July/August
>Region locks lifted when?
never
>Raid bosses like Mewtwo in the Go trailer when?
probably around September
>TM/HM's when?
not anytime soon
>Interface overhaul update when?
not anytime soon

My game just updated. is this gen 3?

All I want from this game is for excellent throws on Exeggcute, which is already twice as hard as normal excellent throws, to say "Eggscellent" instead

Hanke pls

>>32708697
minor bug fixes
https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp/status/871856076324560896

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>>32708710
Top priority update right here.

I could see Niantic doing it

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I redownloaded the game.
Level 30. Can kind anons give me a rundown on how to have fun with this game again?

>>32708752
Get a bus pass and ride the bus all day with this game open.

>>32708752
Uninstall it and have as much fun as you can.

>>32708658
She will succ and fucc anything so long as it has money

>>32708785
kek'd

>>32708752
nick post as hank effortlessly cucks his player base out of existence

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Will I finally get my 90+% larvitar ?

>>32708957
74% mantine

>>32708957
Lmao, cuccd

>>32708697
>>32708717
Nope, just more spoof eliminations.

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>>32708752
again

FlyGps giving me Failed to get location.
Guess the dream is dead?

>>32709027
SPOOFERS BTFO

>>32708640
The question is which one is more fuckable?

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>>32708640
Oddish

>>32709027
Yep. You'll either have to play legit or not at all.

>>32709036
They're becoming an endangered species. Every software update is one step closer to extinction.

>>32709088
Are you sure? Because my area is infected with those roaches.

nuck

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>>32709088
Welp. Guess not at all considering my work area I walk around has no Pokemon spawning in it at all.

How long did it take them to finally crack down on spoofing all in all?

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https://vid.me/VGWF

I know I'll get crucified for complaining about this but
>live near dratini biome
>larvitar is super rare
>ended up with 98 and 100 larvitar out of maybe 10 larvitar catches
>get endless dratini
>have over 1000 dratini candies
>never catch any dragons over 90 for some reason
>too many dratini candies but nothing to spend them on
>not enough lar candies but need so many to develop
why

>>32709244
>have over 1000 dratini candies

Post proof

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Reminder an anon in this very general had their avatar fucked by a Furret

>>32709281
This anon paid for my late night fap so I'm thankful to him.

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Old spoof fag again. What is THIS?

>>32709244
Nigger I've seen, not caught, seen two (2) dratini in a year and I've caught 3 larvitar, the highest of which is 71%

Quit your bitching

>>32709311
Same

>>32709281
I regret not having paid attention to these when they were posted the other day (or maybe yesterday? I don't fucking know)

>>32709319
>not knowing about Kingdra
>also a spoofer
GET OUT KANTODDLER

>>32709281
thank you based yellow devil

>>32708957
78% Gligar with defense being strong.

>>32709348
>>32703622

>>32709369
Damnnnnn thanks

>>32708738
>>>32701350 (You) #
>Shitty phones taking low light screenshots
I think you're actually retarded or just near blind. I have my screen dimmer at 80%, which blackens the screen. Big difference than being shitty in low light, which my phone is actually decent at taking photos in. You're just salty you don't live near Grimer FSPs d.esu

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Reminder that there are spoofers on this very board right now laughing at you
>>32709027
>>32709036
>>32709088
>>32709107
>>32709174

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>calling autistic level 30+ anons with max pokestorage
Could someone PLEASE post all their mons? (easiest would be IV Go link or full page screenshot)

Idk how i cant manage more than 50 free space less 40 evolvable mons.

I want to see what anons keep just 1 or 2 of.

I dont delete Lapras, Dragonites and Muks, so that's 70 storage gone there. I kept 93%+ LVL28+ tauros for trading. I also have 25+ santachus and partychus (including their evos)

please help an anon and share

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Pinap yes or no?

Should I power up Jynx or Cloyster? Both have frost breath/avalanche.

>>32709607
Jynx because it's the closest you'll ever get to being near a woman

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>>32709506
>Idk how i cant manage more than 50 free space less 40 evolvable mons.
Not counting legendary Pokemon, there are 113 fully evolved Pokemon as of Gen 2. Six of them are regional exclusive (Tauros, Corsola, Heracross, Mr. Mime, Farfetch'd, Kangaskhan), and two of them aren't in the game yet (Smeargle, Delibird), so you should have, at the very most, 108 different species.

Outside of the big eight (Blissey, Snorlax, Tyranitar, Dragonite, Rhydon, Gyarados, Vaporeon, Exeggutor), you should NEVER have more than three of any fully evolved Pokemon (and even that is pushing it). You don't ever need more than one of the absolute worst shitmon like Wobbuffet, Ledian, and Shuckle. But let's assume you do. That's 324 Pokemon. With no storage upgrades, already you're pushing yourself way over what you'll ever need. Counting NFEs (which you should never have more than one of, period, unless you're some gender-difference autist), that brings you to a total of, give or take, 412 Pokemon. More if you go for gender differences and Unown.

Man the fuck up and start transferring, bitch.

>>32709598
pinap that bastard

>>32709640
>Jynx
>woman

>>32709640
Jynx isn't a woman it's a Pokémon, and you shouldn't try to fuck a pokemon.

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Time to collect 100 coins from my 121 gyms around the world ;)

>>32709741
>>32709814
Look anons, we all know everyone on this board jacks off to Pokémon. Even you

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Sup anon,

Sorry I cucked ya boy

>>32710013
nick yourself

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Has this covered all of /pgg/ dankest of memes?
I haven't missed anything, have I

And one rep for each meme, Nick doesn't need five different things

>>32710364
Remove Murkrow

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>>32708618
How the nigger shit am I going to get to Chicago? And there are niggers in Chicago, hanke, fuck this game is getting cucked harder than nick at this point.. I mean Nintendo, Niantic cost them so much potential monies.

>>32709697
But what about the evolution fodder like Pidgeys, Weedles, and other stuff you could use for the lucky egg+mass evolution trick?

>>32710364
Ded gaem
Really dude?
And this >>32710406

>>32710406
That's the one that was bothering me, I knew there was still one to add

>>32710431
Nick is already there

>>32710409
It's not official yet
>>32710436
Add #RevArmy

>>32710447
>Add #RevArmy
What?

>>32710449
Reversal

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>>32710449

>>32710475
>>32710479
Faggotry

>>32710479
I want to sex him

>>32710364
>Mythical grimer
>Bitedoze
>Yellow Devil
>Walk the dinosaur

Nani?

Anyone else miss the map at the bottom that showed you where you caught each pokemon? Miss being able to see where i caught each one exactly

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>>32710567
Grimer is /pgg/'s mascot for being so fucking rare and based
>not knowing Bitedoze
Yellow Devil >>32709281
Should you walk the Karp? No, you should walk the Dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nFiPoSuzU

>>32710567
>he doesn't walk the dinosaur

>>32710364
Anyone from Norilsk here?

>>32710341
u mad quqboi?

>>32710364
curveball
D

dont make me kiss u

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>>32710537
he's taken, sweetie

>>32710800
>curveball
?
That's more a global thing than a /pgg/ meme

>D
That niggas been dead since 2016

>>32710818
it used to be a meme before it was confirmed legit
you faggots should have listened to me

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>>32709703
>pinap that bastard
oh i did. I actually checked for a response before berrying it too lol

also caught a nice 75% porygon on my walk back

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spoofers confirmed curryniggers
>@everyone You can now City Snipe Pokemons in London, NewYork and other cities with Pokesnipers Pro! Write to @Pokesnipers about access. heart thumbsup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Btyal6VLE&app=desktop

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Wow thanks calculator

>>32711155
>caring about 10 CP Pokemon

>>32711155
>level 15 loser
hahahahahahaha

>>32710617
What the hecky is bitedoze ?

>>32711214
>being this new

>>32711224
well yeah I am new

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>>32711248
Lurk more before asking stupid questions.

>>32711155
It's going to roll moonblast anyway

>>32711254
this is why everyone thinks you are a failure

>>32711254
>lurk more
>it's a legacy moveset
>>32711214
a Bite/Buldoze Arcanine, the equivalent of today's Snarl/whateverelectrictypemoveitwas

snarlcharge

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>>32711265
I'm not the one on a Argentinian Washing Board asking about memes.

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>>32710617
Welp.

>>32711254
Post Bitedoze

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>>32711284
No it's closer to crunch!
>tfw rolled Crunch 4 fucking times
Evolving a Growlithe used to be a moment of joy for me. Hanke took that pleasure away.

I learned with this game that nothing stays sacred forever.

>>32709195
> i would not watch

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>>32711298
h-h-how did you know ?

>>32711323
didn't even know Arcanine had Crunch
so it went from 1 shit, 1 alright and 1 good charge move to 1 good, 1 shit and 1 absolute dogshit charge move?
bravo Hanke, bravo

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>>32710447
Well those retarded useless Niantic nigger better come up with something quick!

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>>32711401
I've said it before, thank god I rolled my current arc mons before gen 2 dropped and cucked movesets. I kept the 5 highest near perfect ivs all firefang and shit lol

low key murk blisseys solo when no machamps

>>32711401
Fire Blast isn't even good anymore. It's much shittier than Overheat, a move that Flareon gets. Arcanine was massively cucked in gen 2

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>>32711306
Heil.

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>>32711306
Seig.

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>>32711427
If Niantic made public or sold game idea rights Nintendo should pick up a new, more dedicated "video game" company in the near future. This game is ridiculous. Nintendo lost out on so much money and future profits.

>>32711519
Can a flareon take down a blissey?

>>32711554
Some YouTube did that

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>>32711588
did that or barely did that?

what is your favorite alt attacker against Blisseys?
RT/SE Golem gets the job done for me

>>32711619

I've gotten tired of trying to get/take 1000 prestige, so now I just fuck her up with a 3000cp Vap.

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>>32711619
Infernape

>>32711619
>>32711628

No one uses high iv Machamps? Golem is back up in case of Dragonites and water types? Not sure, wrekck vaps with hyrdo, they take too long.

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Is this fucking huuge or what? I was about to delete it too

>>32711519
>Overheat
>better than Fire Blast
The fuck are you smoking

>>32711677
i have a 100 iv voltorb right now kek

Crobat right around the corner.
Should I go get it guis ?

>>32711677
Electchode

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>>32711683
Maybe he means it is faster?

>>32711670

>4 machamps
>cucked moveset on all 4

>>32711708
A few seconds faster doesn't make up for the fact it's still a 1 bar move with only 95 damage, compared to FB's 140

>>32711628
yeah, whenever I see a low placed Blissey I have to settle for 500 prestige using an equal CP mon
>>32711670
>alt attacker
I meant an alternative to Machamp
3 manlets later and my best one has Karate Chop/Submission

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>>32711703
post sandshrews in gyms for rip nick!

>>32711708
Yes. Fire Blast is so slow it's fucking useless.

Best Blissey killers are Fighting/Fighting Machamp and Psychic/Psychic Alakazam
Moves don't really matter because you barely dodge anyway, but as long as you get the right typings you're game

>>32711716
That's Heat Wave you dumb shit.

Overheat has 160 power

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>>32711713
>not rolling as much moves as you can before gen 2 and knowing how cucked niantic is...

I am still pissed about the lartvitars last month

>>32711745
Shit with a second or second and a half of more dodge time I would take that over losing minimal damage with fire blast, but I have not got the move on anything yet. Maybe Typholsion just for pokedex but never use, rarely post up.

>>32711739
Exeguttor with Solar beam too.

It just eats huge chunks of their heatlh Everytime you fire that shit.

Espeon is a solid Blissey killer too.

>>32711773
I like bullet seed for some reason as a quick attack lol I wish there were in game effects like health regen with seed moves.

>>32711784
wat moveset?

>>32711745
Shitty of me, my apologies

>can't use Pokemon Go with Rooted phone
Lol sweet release

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>>32711913
Was there even a connection between root and spoof/botting, because after root ban spoof even got worse it seemed, Niantic either does not care or does not know how to stop it.

At least they came up with the bot different level different iv idea, which sould have been out a month or 2 after launch now spoofers avoiding ban waves have perfect mons. I can't wait to see how their future gym rework/pvp gets ruined as well lol

>>32711943
>spoof only to a few different cities, staying there for at least a week
>never go above highway speeds when jumping from one place to another
>don't go overseas, period
>catch shitmons along with perfect IV and third stages I find on the map
>never upgrade my Android to newest version
>using FlyGPS
>use different app to check for zero GPS signal so that I don't rubber band
>generally stay away from gyms

I've been spoofing since before Halloween, nothing has happened to me. I don't have an army of perfect Blissey and Tyranitar but I do have more above average gym battlers than a normal player. I also have three Unown.

Mostly I just don't want to go outside to play anymore but still want to play. I know I'm a shitty cheater but I don't care in this game

>>32712076
Do you gym battle?

The rubber banding must be a pain in the ass. I used to spoof for items like revives but I just play casually now fucking wasting time trying to hold down 10 gyms against auto bots, I am happy with my daily 6 now. Some spoofers even quit the gym seen cause thegame got stale, even to them.

>>32712106
quit the gym scene*

man i am too high

>>32712106
I don't take down strongholds or shave off my own team's gyms, but I will hit low-level enemy gyms and train up my own team's gyms to get a few coins.

>>32712143
i thought you need a different team account to shave?

>>32712173
You do, and I have a shaving account, but I don't use it anymore.

>>32712106
fuck* wasting time trying to hold down 10 gyms

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>>32712183
Oh I thought you meant you could train them out of the gym lol I have a feeling a good teammate of mine is a valor and pseudo instinct cause i will be in a level 4, every one dies, and soon he is there yellow shortly after. This game is fucked.

>>32712205
yellow on yellow violence is not nice

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Watch as this eevee does not evolve into an umbreon

>>32712292
flareon

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>only just got to level 20
>found a wild Dodrio at 1000+ CP
>caught the SOB without a hitch
>mfw

>>32712292
Jolteon

>>32712292
DON'T JINX IT

>>32712292
Tadaaa

Why the fuck did i have to use the names right away

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>>32712296
>>32712317
Damnit

>>32712292
>>32712317
>>32712328
You know you have to buddy it and walk 10k for Umbreon/Espeon
You literally have a zero percent chance if you don't

>>32712353
Well fuck me, i thought that was a rumour.

Well at least i have a perfect defense Flareon now

Move tutor when?

>>32712076
>use different app to check for zero GPS signal so that I don't rubber band
What do you use?

>>32712509
It's just called "GPS Test"

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I wish i could still spoof on my laptop

>>32712480
what would be a reasonable price for a move tutor? how much candy, stardust or coins would you pay for re-choosing a move? How much for begin able to simply re-roll the moves?

>>32710409
Assuming the Chicago event is even accurate, it could be for something different, perhaps a test before the legendary event to see whether they could have a major event somewhere without issues.

Personally Chicago, being almost double the crime rate of New York, is arguably one of the worst places they could have picked. If it is a legendary event, the amount of Pokemon Go fans who travel there coupled with the crime rate... people gonna die.

>>32712679
Evo cost

>>32712679
200 candy or higher and double the dust it takes to power up. Or have a special item thats really rare from pokestops.

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>>32709281
>>32710364
Time to go into hiding

>>32712790
Why do you like furret so much anyways

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>>32712790
How much was the commission, I might get one of my avatar teasing your avatar for being a lower level

>>32712809
Cause Dick

>>32712809
Been my fav pokemon since I first played Pokémon gold, he's just cute and all. Since then I've always put him into my teams. I've also beaten HG with 5 Furret and a HM slave.

>>32712817
45$, took a while to get delivered tho since the artist doesn't refuse anyone and got a long queue. Took him 2 weeks for the first one and 2 months for the second.

>>32712883
That's fairly cheap, I know someone who paid $150 for a bunch of shitty characters with no noses

>>32712907
Yeah the guy is an industrial mexican drawing machine. Pumps around 5/6 pieces a day when he decide to work, he's a nice person too.

>>32712962
D-d-did you show him your pussy for reference ?

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>>32712790
Guess we're posting buddies now

>>32713089
you always post your ugly ass trainer with your ugly ass vulpix.
stop.

>>32713135
Let's see your trainer, then.

>>32713211
N-no... I'm camera shy.

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>>32712883
Shit, if I could learn to draw hands better and had more free time, I'd get back into the lewd commission game and make a fortune

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People still play this game?

>>32713348
You probably wouldn't make more than minimum wage.

Is the Hoppip line any good ?

>>32713356
Jfc why is that thing so big

>>32712790
You have good taste. Furret a best, though I wouldn't fuck one

>>32710409
I haven't been playing for the past few months, what is this legendary event in Chicago?

Anyone use GoTracker? Does Niantic ban your IP? Niantic has banned every single IP from PIA and I can't scan shit and I'm not risking a ban from my phones IP.

>>32713785
I guess someone decoded the latest update and found some files named pokemon_go_event_chicago or something like that.

>>32713938
>using a honeypot like PIA

>>32712459
>a perfect defense Flareon
You mean offense. It's excellent back up for 1700 DG blisseys those IVs are fucking rancid tho

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>>32713692
Furret a best, doesn't help that I own two ferrets and that they probably are my favorite animals.

>>32712685
>Personally Chicago, being almost double the crime rate of New York, is arguably one of the worst places they could have picked. If it is a legendary event, the amount of Pokemon Go fans who travel there coupled with the crime rate... people gonna die.
Nah grant park is fine. There are hardly trains that go to the hood. 99% of homocides are hood on hood in the south and west sides of Chicago which are quite a ways away.

also
>assuming it's just going to be Chicago
They had to reserve the field because of music fests and shit this summer. Im sure it will take place in cities relatively simultaneously across the world

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>>32714018
Invisible furret is the best.

>>32714018
I want to get either a ferret or a stoat myself, one day. Any advice on caring for them?

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>be nick
>600k subs and falling
>rely on patreons for shekels
>get cucced by your ugly moonfaced poke gf
>depressed
>malnourished vegan
>shitlib
>hapa
>make fun of ali-a because you're a jealous fuckboi


>be ali-a
>over 12 million subs across 2 channels and rising
>millionaire from playing vidya
>qt trad irish poke gf who loves you
>always happy
>eat like a king and work out
>don't mention politics because you know it only causes trouble
>anglo master race
>nick has literally never crossed your mind, but if he did you would only say nice supportive things about him

>>32714001
No I mean it has 15 iv in defense

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>>32714080
A ferret is a lot of time and money

Don't cheap out on anything, cage and food particularly.

Clean the cage often ( since I got 2 Ferrets i clean it daily )

Ferret are social so if you only get one be sure to play plenty with it

If you get 2 try to have a room in your house "Ferret proof" so that they can roam around without causing problems

Some poeple say that you should bathe it bi-yearly but I don't since they are clean animals.

Ferret can catch flu and cold so be careful if you are sick.

If you don't intend on breeding you should de-sex a male and you MUST de-sex a female.

Take it to a vet if you feel like anything is wrong


For the rest you should probably ask on >>>/an/

>>32714236
sometimes I forget /an/ exists even though it's one of my favorite boards

>>32713600
I g-get that a lot

>>32714282
It's my favorite board with /vp/ and /ic/, everyone is helpful and keep the shitposting to a minimum.

>>32714326
It's slow which isn't a bad thing, but I think that's why I occassionally forget it exists

>>32709504
>hurr durr you said they don't exist at all

Do you not know what "endangered" means or are you just stupid?

>>32714236
>A ferret is a lot of time and money

The same can be said about all (decent) pets.

>>32714416
Yeah every pet that isn't a cat a dog or a goldfish is expensive, but you don't need that much free time for reptiles or birds.

>>32714423
>reptiles
They're more decorations than actual pets.
While I'm at it, fish are in the same category.

>birds
They're even higher maintenance than most reptiles.

>>32714479
To be fair birds basically are just reptiles though. You plop a mouse in the cage, wait for it to disappear, then pick up the poop while its sleeping

>>32714479
>They're more decorations than actual pets.
This is false and is the reason a lot of reptiles live shitty lives before being killed or abandoned by their shitty owners.

>>32714653
When I see a pet, I see something I can interact with. Something I can form a bond with that isn't entirely one-sided.

Fish and reptiles don't give a shit about you. They'll notice you when you're feeding them (at least the latter will), but that's about it.

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>>32711155
What calculator is this?

>>32708618
3 91% larvitars hatched and not a single 91% dratini since starting last year, thanks hanke

>>32711897
Anything/Future sight

Although Confusion is preferred over Zen Headbutt.

Espeon has one of the highest attack stats in the game

>>32713562
I use them as prestigers all the time.

Say i want to halve a blissey..

What do? Let's do 2* "easy" movesets one ZH/P

*2 normal vs psychic

>ZH/P LVL 26.5 2400cp (14/15/15) blissey
the fuck under 1200 do i use? Kadabra? Assuming mini alakazams/machamps are out of the question. Hypno?

>p/hb or p/p
???? Primapes?

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>>32712883
>Paying $45 for a shitty anime drawing you will probably lose over time
wew

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>>32714900
>Caring what autistic girl does with her money

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>>32714966
>girl

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>>32715031
I'm just parroting what I read here

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Moon just posted on IG again get a load of those tags... Does she know who she is? Lmao also it's a video

>>32714898
I'm pretty sure it's nearly impossible to beat a Blissey at half CP, but if you wanted to do it, get a few mons who resist her moves like Steel or Rock types and just attack without ever dodging. You're better off just using something at the same or slightly lower CP to get 500+ per fight against Blissey.

Is the maximum prestige per Pokemon 1000 or can I get 2000 prestige by using a 4x weaker mon?

>>32715127
1000 is the max

>>32715161
Damn. The second last Pokemon is a blissey so I don't want to face that monster.

>>32715175
you'll probably have to beat the bottom guy over and over then, I've done it before and it's not as bad as it seems

>>32715190
The last one is a Flareon so it's not really a big deal.

>>32715212
holy shit same as me

>>32715175
>second last
2nd from top or bottom?
If it's second and the gym is over level 7, beat the blissey and the other 5 with pokemon with just lower cp than the blissey if you can. If it's like a 2.7k blissey and then 3.3k+ d9s and ttars you can easily get over 4k xp.

I broke my record training without halving today (zh/dg blissey 1st to face in level 8 gym) and got 5.8k prestige by using <2.37k pokemon and the lowest defender was 2.9k, the highest only 3.3k

I used alakazam and flareon and a 2.3k machamp for the top 2 tyranitars

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Why is she like this? Idk how old she is but I think it's a little weird for a possibly 24 year old woman to be acting like stuffed animals are real

>>32715245
Second from the bottom
The Flareon is around 1400CP and the blissey is next with 1800CP

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wtf is gamepress tryna pull with this horse shit?

I stopped reading after i saw green for tyranitar (atkr) vs vape (def)

>>32715268
Dont you have a machamp? What's after Flareon? What level gym etc etc

Cant advise blindly but if it's small it should be quick, again, if it's large beat the gym and go over blissey

>>32715269
why the fuck don't they list as defenders all the shit they put as attackers

i mean obv this is intended to be a guide for noobs, why not advise them more clearly? they don't think noobs need help knowing what to use against blissey? lmfao

>>32710895
>pinaping dragonite
real man

Are Wigglys still useful prestigers or did they get nerfed?

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Guys, one question: Is there any good alternative to the long gone Pokevision right now?

I want to catch myself a chinchou, but fuck i cant find one anywhere.

where should i look for one, at electric pokemon spots or water spots?

>>32714038
yea chicago is actually really safe as long as you stay away from the black part of town

almost all of the violent crime in chicago is blacks vs black, like always

>>32715441
these days you have to run your own scanner which costs a few bucks every month for a pokehash key and also you have to manage scanner stuff, or you use a city map which provides coverage for the city you're in

are you in a big city anon

>>32715471

i wish i were.

sadly no.

>>32710013
Not even your picture. Fuck off.

>>32715477
ok what you want is to run your own scanner then like this one

https://sites.google.com/site/poketrackapps/

you're going to need to spend a few bucks on a license for the api hash that lets you use pokemongo apps

I run one myself and the best part is you also get infinite lures

I lure the stop next to my house nonstop and just click pogo plus all the time

What's the best phone to play this with? Currently looking at getting a Galaxy S8+, upgrading from a Note 4 by the way.

>>32715513
sadly the iphone has the best overall experience, especially if you use peripherals which are barely supported on android

>>32715250
Go away nick

>>32715385
wiggly is still a great all arounder, but she's a bit worse than umbreon and skarmory in the new meta

>tfw almost level 30

I can't even remember how it feels to use incense.

>>32715443
niggers never learn... Just let their numbers dwindle and let them be, they will take care of each other like real brothers kek

>>32715743
black people have a lot more children than the other populations, even though they kill each other more often their population is growing very fast

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>>32715082
This bitch is delusional in her own head, don't be sad nick, you may have dodged a bullet and she saved you all the trouble by leaving.

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>>32715751
inb4 not a race but more than muslims? i doubt it, their existence is breed and built on welfare

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midwest is funny

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>>32715869

>lvl 30
>no team

I won't get screwed on legendaries soon, right?

http://pokemongolive.com/en/post/anniversary2017

Error: Comment too long (2256/2000).

>>32715920
there's no good way of doing legendaries, everybody will get screwed except cheaters and whales

you got screwed by passing up free coins though, you missed out on lots of value for no reason

>>32715929
>In preparation for these exciting features, we’ll be temporarily disabling Gyms for a short period of time.
why am I so worried

>>32715944
Because they'll disable gyms, and then forget to turn them back on?

>>32715929
>temporarily disabling Gyms for a short period of time

Alright but when is this? Bunch of incompetent dickheads

>>32715929
>>32715935
>>32715944

>in b4 pay2get legendaries
>in b4 code per ticket event

meh

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>>32715944
short period as in they are never coming back, I am not going to play alongside some faggot kids and wierd autist adults, I just want to kill their pokmeon and get dusty coins, I feel like they are really going to kill the game, this is not a gym rework, it going to be facebook 2.0

>>32715929
FUCK am I going to lose all those juicy gyms in the middle of nowhere I drove hours to get into?

>>32716005
Jesus, they better not add notifications to try to get people to actually play it. Can you imagine how retarded it'd be?
>Player A just took gym B for team C

>>32716005
dude I've met other regular players in my area while out catching and roughly 0% of them I would want to spend more than 5 minutes around

this is coming from somebody posting on pgg, there's no way I want to socialize with the hardcore players of this game

>Gym resets

FINALLY

>>32716022
So any time after June 13th, 5 days, you are fucked..

I swear to christ if the new gym system makes me team up with you autists instead of trying to stand as far away from the gym as possible trying to hide that I'm playing a pokemon game I'm gonna blow my fucken brains out

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>>32716039
me too

this mad looking 18 year old girl was pacing back and forth in a farm area because i kept taking her gym back not giving a fuck, imagine if no one showed up to the Chicago event kek

>>32716087
git good

and take gyms

newtrainer

I have a 97% eevee, its 129, is it worth powering up if it evolves into vaporean?

>>32716159
depends a lot on your gym meta

but now that there's a gym rework close on the horizon I gotta say just save your dust bro who knows what is going to happen

a lot of people got FUCKED by the cp and move rebalances

>>32716124
>imagine if no one showed up to the Chicago event kek
Well they're charging for it, which is instantly cutting out a large number of people that would even consider going

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>>32716111
>Playing all alone a game that makes you go outside
That's pretty sad desu

>>32716176
nah plenty of people will go, I guarantee it'll be sold out

all they need to do is have some exclusive pokemon/nintendo shit and autists worldwide will flock to the area

>>32716197
Do people go hiking to meet other people, most of the time not.

>>32716197
yea nah I don't want to socialize with the people who play this I'll stick with my friends

>>32716111
lol I do the same thing I do not even look at my phone if it is a quick battle

Is there any good way to do legendaries at this point? I saw someone suggest putting them in 25km eggs; that sounds like a good idea to me, maybe make it a one time grab during an event or something.

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>>32716224
>>32716227
>Not playing with friends you already had or people from your local community
Then why do you play at all.

>>32716197
I pretty much exclusively play this while I'm walking my dog and listening to music/podcasts. This is not a social game, I just wanna catch 'em all, man.

>>32716248
I also listen to podcasts but I just walk I don't have a doggo

>>32716111
this
>gym battles
>group activity
nigga I'm a pokemon master, not a trainer networker

>>32716197
to be honest I haven't "played" the game since september
I've been playing it passively ever since and only played while walking my dog/jogging

>>32716246
I just want to play pokemon not socialize with turbo autists

I don't want to be part of a pokemon social network

>>32715250
>I think it's a little weird for a possibly 24 year old woman to be acting like stuffed animals are real

You don't know many 24 years old females, do you?

>>32716111
They are already easier if you work on gym toghether....
Two pokemon can drill on Blissey in no time.

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>>32716248
>>32716274
That's totally fine, I play too whenever I need just to walk some decent distance.
But picking up gyms, farming nests or going dratini hunting to the pier/beach, that'd just be no fun at all if I was alone. Specially gyms, it takes forever either shut them down or train them up.

Also I've been in one of the mall events and there is no fucking way in hell any of the people playing alone would go there, and boy oh boy expect legendaries to be in one of those which will surely be crowded.

No, you don't play this game to make friends, but it's just designed in a way it's far better with them. And building community seems to be a priority of Niantic by being so ambiguous with their mechanics and secrets, and you can bet they are still going to push that aspect of the game if any meaningful event or rework of the mechanics happen.

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I got one <3 time to start jogging again

I would never get to hold that 10 gyms erryday if it was't for local active instinct players, we're too few to act independently.

They're terrible mix of turboautists and dumb chads tho

>>32716197
This.

>>32716248
>>32716263
>>32716274
>>32716294
It's not so much a "game" as it is a social activity.

For example, nobody drinks alcohol for the sake of drinking alcohol (unless they're underage or autistic). They drink it because it's a social activity.

>>32716413
>nobody drinks alcohol for the sake of drinking alcohol (unless they're underage or autistic)

You forgot about whole bunch of alcoholic drunkards dude

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will there ever be a battling revamp

>>32716413
yeah nah it's a game

I don't want to hang out with autists I want to play a game

Soooo....

If I have 10 gyms when they lock them, will I still get my 100 coins a day until they reopen?

Why are you even playing this game if you're afraid to interact with people?

>>32716462
I'm not afraid of interacting with people in any way

I want to actively avoid hanging out and spending time with people like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXgL24wHrCg

>>32716459
that's the big question

We can't decide whether to raid mystic before they're locked up, or save potions to rebuild our qarter in case they're resetted during the lock up

>>32716459
of course not anon they'll all go neutral and you'll get analed

>>32716469
You don't need to hang out and make best friends with the different players in your community, just cooperate together and be friendly, especially if you're on the same team.

Gyms are going to go neutral and be locked. All Pokémon will be returned to their respective trainers and the gyms will be inaccessible.

>>32716459
Just to be safe, I'm jumping in 15+ gyms right before they lock.

>>32716496
Source?

>>32716496
When

>>32716512
>We’ll be sure to provide an advanced warning for when Gyms will be unavailable as we draw closer to the update. Also, it may be worth noting that when Gyms are temporarily disabled, all Pokémon will return to their Trainers. Stay tuned for more information!

>>32716518
This is honestly pretty neat. Gets people out playing again, makes gyms competitive again.

>>32716413
lol i love that this drinking alcohol copypasta has resurfaced

>>32716514
I'm guessing when the event starts next tuesday.

>tfw legit walkie who worked your ass off to hold over 25 gyms spots
>tfw hanke is punishing you and making things easier for spooffags and casual normies

I won't take it personal, though.

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>>32716533
>I won't take it personal, though.

;)

>>32715929
kinda wanna go to this, but its chicago, dont wanna get shot.

>>32716518

>he thinks greentext is a source

>>32716557

1) It's most likely not anything special (legendaries, etc)

2) No one will be getting shot. That is a nice part of Chitown. The city also hosted 2 NFL drafts (which is WAY more people) and things went swell

>>32714704
Calcy iv

>>32716557
Nice meme, sheltered white boy

>>32716566
look it up yourself or get cucked when you put all your effort into getting gyms

If Chicago does get an event people have every right to spoof the fuck out if this game

>>32716578

>>>/reddit/

>>32716582
They just get the first, assman.

>>32716582
it'll be an event where they hand out goodybags at the front door when you hand in your ticket, getting promo codes and plushies etc, spoofers wont get shit but rich people will

gyms is kill

no

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>>32716599
HAHAHA get fucked misticshit

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>>32716512
>>32716514
Niantic posted it on reddit

>>32711155
Appraise the mon
Press and hold the calcy button
Press the button at the bottom
Enter in what your team leader told you