/pgg/ - Pokemon Go General

>>32699726
>Get approached by someone after taking down 5 or so gyms around the lake
>He invites me into the secret Instinct discord for the immediate area as well as one of the twitter scanners.

Shit is pretty cash, was able to get into one of the few gyms Instinct holds for a substantial amount of time before it filled up completely. I'm also loading up on Snorlaxes and Dratinis (as they're the only goddamn rare thing that pop up).

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Reminder to never believe anything this scumbag has to say

>February 26th, 2017
>David Hollin advises "Save Your Candies" with a wink and thumbs up
https://youtu.be/bbkXhCxv-0Q

>February 27th, 2017 - April 2nd, 2017
>Number of events that benefitted from saving candies: 0
>Number of players stifling their progress in hope of upcoming XP event: incalculable

>April 3rd, 2017
>David Hollin redacts previous statement, explicitly acknowledges mass evolution as a viable XP gain strategy, and advises "Spend Your Candies"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xbvInEo-MaE

>April 13th, 2017
>Double XP event announced and commences

We broke Nick lmao

He definitely lurks here.

We <3 you Nick.

>>32699894
who the fuck cares jesus fucking christ

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Instead of shitposting about Nick can we post cute trainers with buddies?

>>32700016
post the uncropped picture you bastard

>>32700016
How about you post the full image

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Nick is old news, he will keep creating unique and funny content with or without that attention whore, no wonder I left my ex gf, to avoid this on a worse level, and this is as good as it gets.

So since that is clear, can Niantic really do anything about spoofers, even safe local spoofers? They seem very weak as a "video game" company if that cant tackle this...

>>32699917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8cwjYL0oCs
watch this it will make you feel better about being you

>>32700070
>valor

>>32700041
>>32700069
Someone redpill me on this meme

>>32700091
porn

>Nick has a public meltdown
>Reversal has a public meltdown
Well at least this game delivers some type of content

>>32700075
I don't fucking care. His life is like /vp/s retarded soap opra. Why is every fucking pgg thread dedicated to this stupid youtube personality

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>>32700070
bump

>>32700091
>>32700016 is a faggot who commissioned porn of his avatar and Furret and won't post the full image

>>32691792
>Someone answer this anons question. Also pretend he included Electabuzz in the question.
>But really, is it worth having any electric types aside from Jolteon/Lanturn/Ampharos?
Here you fuck
>>32692098
Answers are all there

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>>32700105
Reversal is a try hard doing it for views, nick has real attention whores to deal with, he should find a nice grill kek hey views are views but love is something different. :^)

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Is Electabuzz with high cp high ivs and best moveset a good attacker with gen 2 and all?

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>>32700016

>>32700180
watch out there is a nasty wild raccoon next you you!

>not cute

>>32700113
>level 19
>walking tentacruel

>>32700101
>>32700116
Interesting, post pic

>>32700111
>Why is every fucking pgg thread dedicated to this stupid youtube personality

NO CONTENT
DEAD GAME

>>32700232
The gym update will give tentacruel the highest cp

>>32700268
Citation needee

>>32700210
She has to hug and groom that raccoon like a caring waifu.

I came here to check if any updates were announced for the game and all I see is e-celeb shit.

I guess that mean shitanitc havent made any announcements

>>32700298
Gym rework is coming next week

>>32700232
There's fags in this thread walking furret and sentret so im not even surprised

>>32700308
Sauce please I don't want to be the next stars fag

>>32700313
They're instinct. What else would they do besides spill over from r.eddit?

>>32700362
Mystic is reddit
Instinct is autism
Valor is children

>>32700351
Stars was a rumor from Eurogamer who were right in the past but recently proven to be unreliable.
>tfw the only legit leaked info about the Switch was posted on /v/.

>>32700266
So why not let it die. or make a different thread

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>>32700400

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>>32700070
I like Nick and will continue to watch him, but you can't really say his stuff is "funny".

When he does try jokes half of them fall flat

>>32700297
>old cat lady

>>32700607
No, just doing feminine tasks.

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>>32700308
Spoofers with unfair mons are just going to ruin and spam this too... But I have hopes...

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>>32700616
dont hurt me

>>32700622
>>32700070

Reversal is obsessed with Nick in a super homosexual way.

>nick puts up a vid asking people to give him privacy
>30 minutes later reversal puts up a vid ranting like a moron to defend nick

Does this autistic faggot have no sense of himself? He's making it worse and alienating his own fans who don't give a fuck.

Some Reversal gems:
>(to his audience) you're all dumb, not all of you, but the majority
>being mean on the internet is like spoofing
>talks about biting into a lemon (who the fuck bites into a lemon?)

>>32700639
>>32700134

>>32700639
>who the fuck bites into a lemon?

Hapa autists.

>>32700639
>Reversal is obsessed with Nick in a super homosexual way.
He's just a leech bandwagoning on Nick's popularity.

>Reversal needs some clickbait
>Nick is going through a break-up and people need to gossip about it
>Fatty makes a video rambling about Nick so Nick's followers would pass it around and watch
It's all about attention whoring and clicks.

>>32700685
What if you don't have a knife?

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I wanna see a mystic7 livestream, I doubt he lurks here though.

>>32700639
>>32700690
reversal's obsession with nick goes way back to the japan trip. nick was supposed to go solo for 3 days (lost a day due to missing his flight lol), but reversal and ben timm booked a trip for the same week hoping to meet up with nick. nick was too much of a pussy to say no to them. it's cringy to watch reversal drag nick around the entire time. nick even complained about it in a roundabout way but doesn't have the guts to call the fat fuck out. I think you're both right: it's part homo and part leech.

Who /magnetonarmy/ here?

>>32700749

He's the most normal one out of all the eceleb faggots. He's a wigger manlet, but at least he isn't a beta softy like the others.

>>32700828

I have 3 with good IVs for when we can eventually evolve them in 2025.

>>32700829
Would hardly call "HEYWHAAAAAHHUUZZ UPPPP GUYYYYYUUEEEEZ" to start his videos in the most affected and fake radio announcer voice from the 1960s normal. Dudes voice is so douchey.

Plus he's a fat fuck so there's that. He's obviously obsessed with trainertios but lol at his fake video "don't call people out" it's like nick who he's met one time is his best friend and needs to protect the little nerdy faggot. I had to turn his angry video off cause it's too cringy

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>>32700828
I got 825 Magnemite candy

>>32700442
>legit
>posted on a 4chan board

pick one

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>>32700828
FUCK YOU

Hey guys I'm a southeast Asian traveling the US for more than a week now and I haven't met a tauros :( my last stop is NYC and I got 3 more days here. Anyone know of any tauros nest around here? Will walking around Central Park do me any good? Need help.. The thought of going home without a tauros is driving me insane

P.s. Thank you so much for the flood of swinubs, we don't have those where I live

>>32700976
I was actually thinking about it but there used to be so much Tauros that they were spawning on the same quantity as shitmons, then Niantic lowered the spawn rates of all regionals and I haven't seen one in the wild or in an egg since.

Check Reddit for nests or whatever, you're going to have a little bit of a hard time if you're only relying on RNG.

>>32700976
use the silph road nest atlas posted in the OP.

Have you been enjoying Trump's Great America?

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Post you and your buddy thread?

Do we have any new *confirmed* news about the Ice/Fire event, gym rework, or what the next update will entail? Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of announcement today? What happened there?

>>32701105
I bet there will probably be an official announcement tomorrow or Thursday morning as Niantic does with events.

As for today's announcement, the Pokemon Direct didn't cover Go. It was all Pokken for Switch, Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon, and Pokemon Gold/Silver coming to Virtual Console.

>>32701082
Vulpixes are so goddamn cute.

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>>32701082
My 89% perfect boy and I are ready for anything!


... as soon as I get that motherfucking Up-Grade.

>>32701235
>level 18
Fucking casuals

>>32701235
Mystic fags btfo

>>32701043
>>32701044
Hm ok thx for the tips

Trump's America's not doing any weird thing to me so far so it's all right

hank pls

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>tfw you went almost 2 days without catching a grimer
>turn on ipad at home
>one a block away
>check citymap
>not working
>no idea how much time left
>mfw finish beeer first get there and it disapeared from nearby as i clicked it

Did the bots died?

>>32701350
I don't get the grimer meme

>>32701352
looks like it

>>32701378
Where have YOU been looking?

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>>32701373
huh?

It's not a meme. Mukmasterrace

Stupid question, but I can't find a definitive answer anywhere. What's the maximum pokemon/item slots you can have? Is it 1000/1000?

WHY THE FUCK DOES NIANTIC NOT ADD AN EASIER WAY TO SEE IV'S ??????????????

IT'S ON THE MAIN FUCKING GAMES BUT NO WE HAVE TO TAP TAPPITY TAP LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS PLAYING COOKIE CLICKER AND DECIPHER WHAT OUR FAGGY TEAM LEADER IS SAYING.

WHAT THE FUCK HANKE.

>>32701465
Yes. Maximum pokemon is 1000 - # of eggs, usually 991

Items max out at 1000 and includes incubators

>>32701485
Because the main games actually have a competitive meta game

>>32701532
Then why do IV'S even exist if they are going to try so hard to hide them.

thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgnLsUxA9Co

>>32701532
CP is the only major competitive aspect of this game and it is directly determined by IV. >>32701485 has a point. It's too many fugging taps.

>>32701550
To make pokemon different
You have at launch effectively 146 pokemon, do you honestly want to see just maxed cp mons.

>>32701616
Nigga what ?

>>32701550
What I'd rather see is a system closer to the actual game. Six IV's, balanced attack and defense, and not just having the same seven pokemon defending gyms.

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>>32701576

moonface, moonface
can't you see?
our guy nick
is super busy
he doesn't need a leeching bore
spending all his money like a two bit whore

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Ruralfag here. Walked 6 hours, pretty good results. Got my first larvitar, evolved Feraligatr, Quilava, and Kingdra. Excited for fire and ice event to finish out Typhlosion, and Houndoom, maybe get a Lapras finally.

>>32700292
Citation?
Hanke.

There's your fucking citation.

>>32701532
>main games
>competitive meta
Yeah, no. The balance is crap.
Always have been, always will be.

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I've been going on nest adventures for the past two months and now the last nest that I needed has been found. Now I feel depressed because I have nothing to look forward to in nest migrations and I have no more excuse to explore interesting areas.

>>32702200
There's far more versatility in the balance mechanic for the OS games versus pogo.

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>>32700016
>>32700041
>>32700069
>>32700091
>>32700101
>>32700116
>>32700234
So is this a meme or something I'm not getting? I went ahead and did very little search and found two (2) picture of her avatar with the furret. Except if you are all fucking lazy fuck you should stop harassing her.

>>32702497
Those were literally uploaded less than 24 hours ago, and they were being teased on these threads for weeks. How fucking new are you?

>>32702615
>12 days ago
>less than 24 hours ago

NANI?
Also pretty sure only the pic on the left was "teased"

>>32701235
If item trading was a thing I'd give you 3 upgrades in a heartbeat.
5 of my recent weeklies decided I needed more than twice as many upgrades than I own Porygons.

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Hmmm...

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>>32702779
>T-Mobile

DAY OF THE ROPE

>retards gloating about banned accounts
>they still think they are banning spoofers

man, people who plays this game are seriously retarded

>>32703044
>people using IV checkers get banned
>spoofers don't need to since they know what they're getting
I think Hanke's trying to ruse the handful of legitimate players still around

>>32703069
>people using IV checkers get banned

Fake news.

They got temporary shadow banned for linking their account to a 3rd party app.

Shadow bans are lifted after you revoke access and wait a few days.

Anyone claiming to have their account terminated for IV apps is lying.

Only bots get permabanned as of right now.

>>32702635
>>32702615
These pics have been up for weeks. My faps remember the pain

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>>32702779

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>>32701235
I'm 2 candies away of getting a sexy rounded gon.

>>32700639
I can explain the biting into the lemon. I'm Dutch myself.

In Dutch there is a saying which literally translates to 'biting through the sour apple'. I think he was trying to say that, but didn't really think cause he was ranting. While he was saying it it sounded stupid to him so her sort of tried to explain it.

He should've edited it out desu.

>>>32698594

As in footage of him getting decked in the face.

>Reversal got punched in the mouth for hitting on a guys gf

Top Kek

>>32700468
The Australian thing, autism, etc.

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>>32701303
Why would it? criminal scum

>>32700946
>>32700829
He's not much of a wigger and not fat lol wtf do you even watch? He was douchey in his early episodes, hanke made him humble lol His autistic spurts are hilarious like when the dragonite ran.

>>32700075
>Looks away when talking about how no one cheated
He's got to realise the truth soon

>>32703411
@8:00 dragonite had good moves too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnshMFAz9JY

>>32702779
>No stops
How do you get balls???

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>>32700016
>>32700041
>>32702497
Ayy they're uploaded now
http://derpy.me/pokiD
http://derpy.me/cDnVl

Trading when

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>>32700016
>>32703622
God damn i love you faggots.

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>>32702850
>>32702779

>>32703263
Thanks for that explanation bc I really had no fucking clue what he was going on about

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>>32702850
>>32703675
>actually playing PoGO with a phone
>owning a pocket spy machine

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>>32703926
>actually playing PoGO

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People still get cucked by this?

>>32703661
hopefully never

I can only imagine
>buy 100% iv blissey now from our army of bots!
>all the 100% tyranitars you want!
>dominate your local gyms!
>everybody has every pokemon!
>fuck the game into the ground!

how do you people who spend actual money on incubators live with yourselves? I spent my gym bucks on a bunch of incubators and got nothing but trash. it felt bad enough wasting my gymbucks. I can only imagine how it feels to spend real money and get a bunch of gligar and staryus.

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>>32704399
Not everyone can get into the gym scene without spoofing or carfagging.

>staryus
>using 3 use incubators on anything but 10kms

>>32704399

>tards hatching eggs for gacha pokemon
> not hatching then for that sweet stardust

>>32704399
What should I spend them on then?

>>32704451
more dresses for your waifu, anon

>nick had to make an "im not a cuck" video
Wow dude.

>>32704072
>There are people out there who earn 3000$+ per month and settle down with this.

>>32704467
>I swear guys nobody cheated on anybody haha
>but yea I haven't been able to leave the house for the last week
>cassy has some random guy making her breakfast and is posting about how sexy she feels and how she feels the love

>>32704408
I saved up 7 10km eggs and used 3 incubators to get them down, got absolute trash on all of them

used 2 on 5km eggs and also got trash

I guess using it on 5km was a mistake but I mean all of it feels like a mistake

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>>32701485
>not using CalcyIV

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>>32704408
I only used to use blue incubators on 10ks, but it got to the point I was completely sick of nine 5k eggs filling my storage and the fact I actually have too much spare coins due to claiming 20+ gyms since like January.
My incubator code is:
>10k egg instantly in a blue
>2k egg first priority when orange becomes free
>if there are no 2k's in storage when the orange incubator becomes free, 5k in orange and 5k in blue
It's nice that way, means you get two egg slots freed up every 4/5k.

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>>32701082
Almost at 1400km with her now

>>32704793
that shit don't show the exact iv everytime

>>32704484
>>how she feels the DICK

Fixed

>>32704793
>getting an account you sunk all your autism into banned because you're too lazy to tap tap tap on the very few pokemon where ivs matter

>>32704908
>implying CalcyIV can get you banned because it doesn't use Niantic's servers to log you in.

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>>32704793
>believing it's acceptable to install and use an entirely separate app to make up for the shortcomings of another app

>>32704922
>tfw I make all kinds of positive posts hoping for replies but only my shittiest baits ever do

>>32704932
>hoping for replies

Here you go, you desperate faggot

>>32704932
how long have you been here?

>>32704939
I need this

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>>32704932
Here's a pity (You)

>>32704317
Just limit trades to places like pokestop.

>>32704942
few weeks off and on

>>32704970
>all the best poke delivered right to the closest pokestop to you!
>you choose the pokestop and we deliver!
>pokes spoofed directly to your front door!
>get your entire pokedex filled in 5 minutes for $10!
>for a limited time we'll also take down all the gyms in your area and change them to your team, FOR FREE!

>>32704981
spoof genocide when?

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>>32704987

>>32704981
People already selling accounts. This would change nothing

>>32704999
it would change everything. they're so different. selling botted accounts is completely different than selling pokes and other things to legit accounts. many people would never dream of buying an account. but yea so many people would buy individual pokes. and punishment gets so much harder. do you ban people who receive botted pokes? do you take them away? what if somebody just scams legit pokes for botted pokes then sells the legit ones? how do you stop people from making hundreds of bot accounts and flooding the trading system with it?

botted accounts aren't as big of a deal because all it changes is that specific account and a bit of the gym meta. but botted pokes you can sell and trade ruin literally everything for everybody.

Trading can never be implimented without essentially destroying the game.

For a start, spoofers would be able to trade Pokemon - as no way to stop them trading Pokemon they have caught.

The Pokedex would be completed almost instantly for everyone and there would never be any desire to actually go outside and play the game because you could just trade for any Pokemon you are missing.

Heck, the only way to add trading would be if you were prevented from trading regionals, legendaries and a selection of other Ultra Rare Pokemon - in essence, making trading pointless as you could only trade shitmon.

>>32703329
Plot twist, Reversal is fucking Moonface

>>32705094
I'd trade shitmon back and forth with pgg all day every day, that sounds better than the normal game

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>>32705094
>spoofers
>actually going outside to play the game for any reason

>>32705094

> TFW Trading is added but you can only trade the most easiest to find Pokemon

>>32705108

If you never go outside, you never have the chance to fuk a Moonfaced Asian chick and then have her cheat on you and cuck you so hard that you quit the game forever and leave your parents basement.

Just make trades that cost . 10 per trade sounds ok.

>>32705106

> Trading shit back and forth forever

>>32705134
>not wanting to become pidgey master supreme with the help of pgg

>>32705137
>Not already being Pidgey Master Supreme given how much Hanke fuks you in the ass with shitty spawns

>>32705149
who gets fuq'd harder:
>walkfag pgg poster
vs
>cassy by a new guy every night off tinder

>>32704993
pls make it happen

not only game itself would benefit, but spoofshits tears would be delicious

>>32705198
niantic will never ban spoofing, 99% of players who play every day spoof it's their entire playerbase

>>32705206
nah. I know at least 8 people, including myself, who play erryday, and none of them spoofs

>>32704479
>settle down

More like "giving up"

>>32705232
more like she was the first person to show him affection, probably asked him out first too like most whores do

>>32705122
Sounds good to me, my parents basement blocks real GPS signals almost entirely

>>32705173
>Cassie getting fuq'd by only one guy a night

Are you seriously thinking Moonface isnt a cock slut with multiple guys each day?

>>32704479

As proof, Nick earns $3000 per month and she cucked him for someone else who probably earns more.

>>32705400
Well, Nick is ugly as shit too so there's that.

>>32705400
realistically she cucked him for some stud who dicks her better than a beta like nuck ever could but won't spend more than a pack of condoms on her

>>32705416
Should have just gotten her pregnant and fed her cock daily, he could have kept her then

>>32705414

Her face is a fucking Moon and she dumps someone because he's ugly just so she can guzzle another cock?

>>32705427
nuck is probably too low t to fuck her daily, unable to fill her with cum regularly enough to keep the feelings for him flowing

their 10 days away with him in australia and her """""""""""""""""""""""not sleeping around"""""""""""""""""""" is probably what did it in

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>>32705427
>wanting to have kids with those facial genetics

>>32705435
Yep, that's how women work. Even the uglier ones have the little princess syndrome.

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>it's another /pgg/ is obsessed with some eceleb's personal life episode

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cassy is missing out. imagine waking up to this every day and knowing you're dating a true pokemaster (almost level 35 and plays full time)

>>32705459
It's just fascinating how a person can be this naive about women. Nick needs to go MGTOW and learn about them before they screw him over.

>>32705459
I always hated nickposting and have still never watched a video of his but getting cucked at this level is too much for me not to take part

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>>32705468
Damn it

>>32705435
what you need to understand is that pretty much any young woman can get a really high tier man to fuck her

I mean we know she uses tinder and she obviously sleeps around

all she has to do is send a hot guy a message like "hey come fuck me" and she's going to be able to find plenty of guys who will do it no matter how ugly she is

the thing is she won't be able to keep them and have them become her boyfriend

but the knowledge that those men desire her and the memories of fucking that kind of man make it impossible for her to settle for somebody like nuck until she's feeling the pressure of age

>>32705468
I'd much rather date a male Pokemon master than a woman
I'm not gay though

>>32705427
>yfw she comes back in a pregnancy storytime
Fucking writers

>>32705468
>almost level 35 and plays full time

Fucking what? I skipped about 6-8 months of playing as i got bored, come back to the game and i'm already level 37 and this twat who gets paid for playing is two levels lower than me?

>>32705558

Give it two-three weeks and we'll hear Nick talking about how she's apparently Pregnant with his kid and really loves him now.

>>32705634
He plays legit

>>32705661

So do i - reaching level 35 playing full time since the start is fucking pathetic.

Heck, i've seen other legitimate players start in the last few months and they have already reached level 25 - so playing for almost 4x the amount of time as they did and only reaching level 35 is pathetic.

>>32705634
he's 34 and like 10% of the way to 35

but he reads the silph road and makes videos reading the posts there so nice

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I'm okay with Nick posting now that he's been outed as a legit cuck, but this shit needs to die down once Hanke blesses us with some content.

>>32705851
>new content
laughingpokegrills.jpg

>>32705874
aren't both legendaries and gym gameplay change expected this summer?

God, I fucking hate women. They can sleep around with any guy they want when they're young. But as soon as the first grey hair pokes through and the weight starts to add up, they demand something serious from a "good" man - good meaning financially stable. And if you reject them at that point, you're a fucking sexist pig. You're not getting my resources, leech.

>>32705851
I 100% promise you we'll stop Nickposting when new content comes out
Until he meets someone new

>>32705882
1st quarter - gen 2
2nd quarter - gym rework
3rd quarter - legendaries
4th quarter - ???
Also, shinies when?

Okay, I've been out of this gen for few months. What the hell is going on?

>some yt guy gets dumped
>all you talk about is him

what's so fascinating about it?

>>32705971
we've been jokingly calling him a cuck for months and now he actually got cucced. Meme magic, my friend. Plus game is dead right now so we're bored with nothing better to do. Blame Hanke.

>>32705971
he's a weak nu-male beta nerd who was dating an asian slut he met off tinder who publicly cucked and dumped him then moved on instantly leaving him humiliated in front of a community of nerds and losers

how do you not understand why a 4chan general would latch onto this, it's everything this place jokes about

>>32705992
also he bought her a car and gained her fame then she cheated on him

>>32705984
>we've been jokingly calling him a cuck for months

Everyone here has been calling everyone cuck here for about two years now, it's bound to come true at some cases

>>32705971
He is a cool and probably comes here
His faggotry level is very low compared to other YouTubers so it hurts more when bad things happen to him

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>>32691698

HE LISTENED
HE LURKS

Hi, Nick!

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>>32705971
we're just sad that our hero lost his perfect dream girl

>>32706004
He's going full Burch

>>32706026
>perfect dream girl

wtf it looks like mutated potato with scars and tattoos

>>32706026
>arm scars
so she self harms? typical psycho slut off tinder man

>>32706018
We discussed this previously.

>>32706009
its meme magic in action

>>32706034
who's burch I'm medium new here

>>32705954

kek

>>32705954
>posting about a guy making her breakfast
>implying they just woke up together
>lol
>throwing in the dig that she "can't remember the last time somebody made food with love" basically shitting on their relationship
>moving on this fast
>clearly completely over him
>lol
>he can't leave his house or talk to anybody
>still defending her against the world calling her a slut
>lol

>>32706070
no it;s statistics in that case

I hope Nuck uses this time to re-focus on what's really important. Wandering around randomly for hours every night in the bad part of town hoping to catch a Grimer.

>>32705954
>obvious&repeated shoehorning of the word 'friend'
I've never watched a video of his and I can feel his sad spaghetti

>>32706026
what the fuck is up with her bangs? and he's way too much shoulders/arms for his tiny scalp

>>32706338
it's a chinese style that's trying to look like a japanese style. I don't know how it looks to non-asians but to an asian it SCREAMS slut/prostitute.

>>32706346
she kind of screams slut overall in the first place but it looks like I could peel all of her hair off in one piece. Why is one of her arms so much thinner than the other? Why are the self-harm scars so high up on the arm? Why is the tattoo on the LEAST convenient side of her forearm to appreciate it on your own body (and therefore mostly for attention)?

Does the hairstyle she's apparently going for always leave too much forehead visible? If the bangs ended closer to the browline I would be more alright with it but as it is she should keep the rest of it shorter. Her under-arm shadow wouldn't be so dark if she managed her pit hair well

all of this together makes her clear dominance of the relationship unwarranted (would imagine these two would be way more equal) so I imagine the sex is fantastic, or at least disproportionately dirty to the amount of effort it would take to bang her

a generous 5/10 bc I can't see her body

hank was probably the one who was fucking cassie while bdn was in australia

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>>32706338

>was wondering if I was shadowbanned or just having awful luck with spawns
>Blastoise shows up at nearby cemetery
>it's less than 300 CP
>uses up a bunch of Pinaps and Ultra Balls and runs anyway

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>>32706429

>>32706435
it's so fucking annoying how low the catch rate is on all the 3rd stage starters

they're not good or that rare anymore and they're nearly impossible to catch

it would be one thing if they were worth getting but it's just shitty

>>32706429
I got a good kek AND my question answered, cheers anon

>>32706026
Jeez she is fucking hideous

>>32706080
Anthony Burch aka definition of "cuck"

>former writer at Gearbox, infamous for putting in LOTS of memes into Borderlands 2
>huge SJW
>wife wants to try an open relationship in their marriage
>wife getting dick like no tomorrow from other men
>Anthony meanwhile getting no pussy, eventually he opens up to guy partners
>wusses out when a guy contacts him
>just pathetic all around

>>32706586
>wife wants to try an open relationship in their marriage
Wrong, HE wanted to try the open relationship. His wife didn't. He forced her to do so. Then the rest is as you've mentioned

>>32706586
oh man I remember seeing that guy in youtube videos

always screamed cuck to me

makes sense

what is it that I picked up on, is it that he's weak and sneaky like a feminist cuckold of a man

I go down to the river front park about 4 times a week after work and catch around 15 magikarps each time, yet still have no shiny, FUCK.

>>32706669
I've caught 1500 karps and no shiny

>>32706612
since when are cucks sneaky? they're like a huge vulnerable sensitive gelatinous mass, they wouldn't know subtlety from their ass or a hole in the ground

LEGENDARY EVENT JUNE 18-23

>http://imgur.com/a/unzqp

>>32706754
>permits for events
WALKFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH, SPOOFERS REIGN SUPREME

>>32705675
What pathetic is not getting paid for putting so much time into something you like to do

>>32706765
other way around, spoofie

>>32705902
Watch out in your late 20s to early 30s where girls you barely talk to start coming out of nowhere for the stable cuck

>>32705954
Except that nigger pays for your daily meals and snacks, god she is such a whore. Women are so bipolar. When he gets bored of her wonder where she is going to go next ?

>>32705954
Her cunt is as cold as her heart

>>32706754

>chicago

Time to plan my spoof route from Oklahoma.

>>32705954

Did the bull take that photo or did she use a timer on a camera? Either way it's so cringey.

>>32706869

Damn, right in the feels.

>>32706754

>JUNE
>link says july

Nice going, anon.

>>32706754

Cross check this with other major cities. No way they would only do it in Chicago and most major cities need advanced notice (3+ months) for something that big.

PS: it's july not june

>>32706837
Thanks for the heads up anon, in the next couple of years i will keep my guard, and inheritance up.

>>32706929
Wew lad

>>32706942
dont get banned posting obvious nude pics anon this is nsfw

>>32706952
tioo late

>>32706929
>>32706942
>post a girl with a choker
>omg it's cassy

What did I miss?

>>32707032
Life lessons with Nick and fans

>>32706936
It more like when the women starts in there late 20s early 30s and panic because of hopelessness and already has 2-3 kids.

>>32707032
Naked ladies
Nothing exciting

>>32707087
I know my selfish ex turned 26 and still no one dates her seriously after 5 years of freedom, I think she is starting to feel this.

>>32707160
this girl I know has been having casual sex relationships with men way way way out of her league for years now and keeps wondering why nobody wants to date her for real

>>32706952
he probably just posted from his phone connection

I need some advice.
I'll be prestiging a gym with a 1447 CP flareon at the bottom and the next pokemon being a 1800 CP blissey, which I want to avoid.

So do I go with the half CP formula for 1000 prestige per battle with the flareon with each pokemon ~723CP and have to battle at least 9 times.

Or do I go with even less CP of ~360CP for 2000 prestige per battle?

>>32707376
if you're only fighting one poke you may as well go down all the way and use a 6 poke team of 90cp each to get 8000 prestige in one fight

>>32707430
Will they be able to take flareon down though? I dont mind testing it out desu

>>32707441
I ran a simulation (monte carlo 10000 battles) and it looks like around 69% of the time you should win if you don't dodge specials and close to 100% of the time you'll win if you dodge specials

test it out and let me know anon

>>32707408
Saved.

>>32704872
That blissey is smelling some nice farts

>>32707570
KEK

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>>32707570
Enough

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>>32707376
About to go retake a couple of gyms that I know this multi account spoofer will just retake tonight, boy this game is fun..

Can Niantic really stop local safe spoofers? I have lost hope months ago and am just curious now

>>32707596
I doubt you did this without spoofing

>>32706754
>it's July
>im moving from Chicago to NYC end of June
Welp im sure nyc will have one too

>>32707608
damn I wouldn't want to make that switch, hope you're either making a fortune or not paying your own way

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>>32707606
>implying 1300 is a lot
Someone post Dan. I've been walking her on/off since November, it's not overly impressive honestly

Also hey, just realized I made it to 3k on my way home today

>>32707628
Why would you walk a Chansey since November?

>>32707628
uh huh, sure

why do spoofers never just go yea you got me

>>32707408
is raichu actually good

>>32705954

He's an internet personality, why doesn't he just find someone else among his fans?

>>32707710
he will eventually anon

but as a genuinely good guy he's not going to get over the breakup of a relationship that long that fast

she might be fucking around already and having men making her breakfast afterwards but it'll be a while for him to move on

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>>32707655
Because I knew of Blissey's existence? Chansey is one of the rarest Pokemon in the game m8, I've only seen 5 since I started, I knew Blissey was gonna be near impossible to get unless I walked a Chansey, so I walked the same one on/off, only switching when I needed Dragonite/Snorlax/Lapras candies. Kinda like "I'll walk Chansey when I have nothing else to walk" idea.
Also this was around the same time the CP rework happened and everyone was anticipating Blissey to be gamebreaking.

>>32707661
>admitting to a crime I've never committed
???

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>>32707721
M U T A N T C O N F E S S

>>32707710
>implying she won't go back to him for more free shit and he'll just stupidly accept her

>>32703675
>"The “Sprint and Boost Mobile Trainer Rewards” are only available in the United States and are spread out between Boost Mobile locations in New York state, Brighton Colorado, and Woodland California."
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/813980/Pokemon-Go-update-news-Sprint-Scavenger-Hunt-Niantic-Event-Fire-and-Ice

Who the fuck do they think plays this game? Certainly not black people

>>32707781
nuck's beta but not that beta, after humiliating him to this degree and already sleeping around he won't take her back

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>>32707770
NEVER

>>32707799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q

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>>32707805
T H E N B U R N

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>>32707721
I am more of a raw attack kind of guy so yeah and after Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow I gave up on the series and new generations. As a kid at first I liked it but then I felt like they were beating a dead horse. Literally the only reason I still play this deadish game is to learn about new pokemon and an improved gym/battling sytsem, so I am not too strategic with future evolution and saving candies, sorry.

When I was a kid people would want to fight me because I would destroy their so called perfect team in link cable battles. I went into yugioh and counterstrike 1.0 for more competitive shit after.

>>32707805
I caught my first behind a Hospital oddly enough like behind a apartment complex in a small parking lot a couple of month after launch. Never seen another, just hatches. Saw one at 33 cp in the mountains but I didn't catch it, I did not want to fuck up my day streak since I was skipping a day.

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>>32707845
>I caught my first behind a Hospital oddly enough
>chansey by a hospital
>odd

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>>32707826
Tbh if I did spoof, I think I would have stopped playing by now, seems awfully boring to cheat in an already empty game

>>32707833
Fair enough, Chansey/Blissey is kind of a one off case anyway, I can't think of any other extremely rare Pokemon like them
I wonder if Audino (Gen V) will be rare, it's the closest you could get to Chansey 2.0

>>32707845
I caught mine outside a nightclub (which is why I was out at 2AM). Went for a smoke break, decided to check the area and saw it. Ran about for like 20 minutes like an idiot, but it was worth it.

>>32707858
I caught a togetic near a hospital. Wat now?

>>32707871
anon a cute boy like you shouldn't be smoking. that's not healthy.

>>32707871
>I caught mine outside a nightclub (which is why I was out at 2AM). Went for a smoke break, decided to check the area and saw it. Ran about for like 20 minutes like an idiot, but it was worth it.

Did you ever posted this experience of yours here before? I feel like I've heard this story another time.

>>32707376
you can get max 1000 prestige points per pokemon defeated, so there's no reason to use 4x weaker pokemon

>>32707982
>>32708003
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29680583/#29682852
Wrong post but yeah

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Oh man here we go, perfect IVs max wild level

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>>32708134
RNGesus has blessed me this day

>>32708147
>Bite
Not really

>>32708147
<3

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>>32706018
>notice something needs changing
>will inevitably get changed
>yell down /pgg/ hellhole about it
>inevitability happens
>I DID IT
>NICK HERE
>I MUST FELLATE

>>32706070
>yell cuck at everything down 4chan hellhole
>one of the things resembles cuck
>IT WAS ME
>MEME MAGIC

Sometimes I hate this underaged sub

>>32708292

Nick, please.

Also, post a new episode already. We're tired of seeing you cry. Nut up, nigga.

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>>32708292

*tips zelda hat*

Can't wait for Gyarados to get air slash or water gun.

>>32704399
>implying

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>>32705954
>censoring their names
why?

>>32708134
>>32708147
>Female

>>32708319
I hate when fatbois try to look cute. You're not fooling anyone, sweetheart.

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Apologize

Afternoon, lads.

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>>32708508

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>>32708508
>huf

>>32708571
evening, mate

>>32708571
Oi m8

nuck; (verb): to deny being a cuck while actually being a cuck

>>32708508
kek

New Thread

>>32708618

New Thread

>>32708618

New Thread

>>32708618

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>check /pgg/ to see if there's any event news
>majority of the thread is youtuber worship

>>32708632
>making fun of
>worship

>>32708657
An unhealthy obsession.

>>32701350
Shitty phones taking low light screenshots.

>>32705212
You are the 1%

>>32708134
I'm pretty sure that's level 29 not 30. Not like it matters though, congrats on the catch

>>32708571
Fuck off

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>>32705400
Until she hits the wall and she sees her sexual value fade while at the same time her social media attention collapses when people move on to younger more appealing girls.

She had a good deal but her attention makes her believe she can get better.

>>32708319
>>32708309
>call out pgg faggotry
>IT'S NIIIIICK

Wow, I didn't see that one coming. Yes, I'm Nick. Please suck my dick harder, fellow adults.

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>>32707871
Imagine managing 3 or 4 different spoofing accounts, I really dont get these autist hackers, even autists are not this autist. But it is like any cs or cod hacker he sucks in real life so why not.

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>>32707989
this

I go for efficient slaugther of most of the gym at little less than defender prestige just to save time.

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>>32708482
I would not make that bitch a prime rib let alone breakfast, I can smell insecure attention whores from a mile away. Nick will learn with time he is pretty young still