Pokemon Go General - /pgg/

its 00:52 I'm in LA and I clipped 3 stops, still no incubator. What gives??

>>31017636
They said morning.

Try again at like 6 am since that's when the game switches between day/night.

>>31017636
>>31017657
Well morning PST.

So 6am PST, which you are.

>>31017657
>>31017681
Damn thats a shame. I could reset the clock I guess.

I'm super pissed about going back home to see my folks for Xmas and theres nothing to do here so I drove around, took out 5 gyms, then saw I was being followed by 2 obvious people who wiped every gym I claimed.

My friend is level 30 and hasn't actually joined a team yet. What advise would you guys give him to finally join a team? We got like 5 people in the office to tell him 'its time to pick a team' but he refuses to do so

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>>31017556
Merry Christmas and post your shitmons

>>31017709
I could reset the clock I guess
That shit's server side.

Only waiting.

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>>31017736
>shitmons

wtf did you say about my mons?

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>>31017799

>>31017768
Yeah it actually failed me (sort of) past midnight, I didn't get my new catch or pokestop bonus and couldn't figure it out, I set the clock to 1PM (still showed up as night time) and I got the pokestop bonus, not the catch bonus, and unfortunately no incubator.

>>31017799

is this some kind of porn

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>he doesn't earn 100 coins per day
how would you explain yourself to these anime girls?

>>31018044
there are ~15 gyms in town and spoofers are cunts

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>mfw it's been Christmas in Japan all day but the event doesn't start until tomorrow here

>>31018100
are there japs who celebrate xmas?

has pokemesh stopped working for anyone else?

i guess it's maybe because of the new event update? everytime i start it, it says "pokemesh stopped" after like 5 seconds

>>31018044
I'm not poor.

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>>31018044
a-am i good enough for these anime girls?

>>31018219
No autismo

>>31018219
they think you're a creep

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> went to my parents home to have Christmas diner
>brother have me a new phone for Christmas

This is nice, I also bought the 25 lucky eggs pack with my gym bucks

>>31018322
>buying lucky eggs
Why?

>>31018363

because mass evos to level up, I am level 32 and it just gets harder and harder to level up

>>31018322
What lv are you? Because 25 eggs is a bit too much to just waste coins on. I once bought the 8 lucky eggs package (and was gifted another one when I reached lv 30). I think I'm going to use use one for each lv or once I'm closer to 40. However once you reach 30 it becomes less relevant to level up. Besides it seems we get a double xp event once or twice an year, so buying that many eggs is a waste (also you need to get 80 mons ready to evolve which takes time too)

>>31018386
I'm lvl 32, and I don't care about leveling anymore, I don't get why you wasted so many coins on lucky eggs.

>>31018443

I already have all shitmons I need for gym battling and defending, there is nothing else to do anymore, by the time Niantic releases all gen 2 pokemons I will have enough gym coins to max both storages anyway.

>>31017556
DOes someone got the free incubator??

>>31018460
Yes.

>>31018454
>by the time Niantic releases all gen 2 pokemons I will have enough gym coins to max both storages anyway
What about incubators?

>>31018492

who the fuck cares about Niantic's lottery system? i am in no rush the hatch the babies or another shitmon

>>31018476
Is it blue like the one you buy?

does pokealert show gyms?

>>31018506
>Niantic's lottery system
How is catching mon any less of a lottery system? Why are you still playing?

>>31018552
It's yellow.

>>31018565
Shitmons are still the main source of exp.

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>>31018565

>How is catching mon any less of a lottery system?

>find pokemon
>catch it
>don't catch it

>spend 150 coins to buy incubator
>walk # kilometers expecting something good
>get total shit

gee bro, i dunno lol

If you enjoy paying to get fucked in the ass it's your choice, dude.

>>31018586
>spending coins on incubators equals getting fucked in the ass
>spending them on some extra experience isn't

>>31018127
They eat chicken and cake for it. But it's used in marketing for everything and Christmas lights are in every business.

>>31018586
>find pokemon
You do not find anything, spawns are totally random.

I'll be in the middle of nowhere without internet connection in my phone (only wifi) for two weeks.
Is there any way to spoof on desktop or Android 5.1.1? I don't want to miss the event

>>31017657
Any news yet? I've just spun 3 pokestops, got eggs but no incubator

>>31018322
How many pokeballs did you buy, seriously?

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>tfw live alone
>decide to open mail
>2/3 Christmas mail were from doctors
>served jury duty
>hung up stocking and filled it after getting black out drunk last night
Guess I ate all the candy cause I stuffed it with wrappers and the empty bottle of a 10 year old $200 bottle of bourbon I had been saving for not this and don't remember drinking.

Ran out of smokes so went to car, battery is dead from music playing all night (woke up to it) can't even go to town and get my free incubator.

Well another shit Christmas in the books.

>>31018861
you won't be missing much dude

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>>31019102

0

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>tfw I can finally do this
>tfw it makes me dizzy

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First 10k since Thanksgiving, Christmas miracle?

>>31019211
Do you live on a pokestop? I notice you increased your pokeballs in the 15 min between pics

>>31019244
Smoochum

>>31019244
Scyther

>>31019245

No, the eevee picture was first, I took it an hour ago but I didn't post it because I am still setting up my new phone.

Did this game got worth playing? I haven't touched mine in 2 days. I think I finally lost the interest.

>>31019244
Lapras

>>31019244
Relaxo with 80-89% IVs

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>>31019169
>tfw spent Christmas alone playing a kids cellphone app

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>>31019169
I've spent all my weekend doing an assigment with 10.000+ characters.

Only good gift I got was a ticket for a Sabaton+Accept concert. 20 bucks of it were paid by my own money even. lmao
Just feel like killing myself every day.

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Noice

>>31019376
shit like this really makes me feel like picking my phone right now and start going fetch some Pokimens.

they really got the hook on us during these 5 months

>>31018861
>>31019173
Well, I'm missing a daily incubator and increased spawns of bulbasaur, squirtle, charmander and theirs evolutions.
That's the only things of the event I care about

>>31019293
Free incubators brought me back.

How long does this event last?

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Welp, this jolly ol' Relaxo just spawned just before midnight. Just in the nick of time for Christmas :3

Relaxo numero ocho.

>>31018127
Families with kids do the Santa thing, couples fuck, otaku buy a cake for their waifu.

>>31019494
Yeah amazing. Everyone now has a chance to hatch their favorites again, such as Paras and other shitmons that come from 5km eggs.

Or more Snorlaxes like
>>31019495
so good bruh, another Snorlax in town. Go put him in a gym, I love smashing my dick against the screen for hours.

Terrible game. Fuck you Niantic

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>>31019269
>>31019272
>>31019294
>>31019295
Magby, new dex entry

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>>31019542
Be happy for me brah. This is my first Relaxo in about three weeks. Missed out on two just last week as well, so I needed this one.

Merry Christmas, you Grinch.

>>31019563
you'll have like 4 of them by the end of the year

>>31019582
Yeah most likely

>>31019563
of course you got that massive turd cracker

they have bumped the likeability of hatching babies during christmas.

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>my 10km hatched before I could screenshot and post it for some easy (You)s
>Kabuto
I'd be mad had a Relaxo not hatched yesterday

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> finally finished setting up my new phone
> did lucky egg mass evo
> phone kept vibrating the whole time
> after I finished evolving I see my avatar walking
> check egg distance
>+1.9 km to my egg while I was evolving shit

I like this phone

Where is my free incubator, Hanke??

Niantic did something no one could before. They made Americans embrace the metric system.

Fucking amazing

Still no incubator

Christmas is ruined

Still no 'guaranteed' incubator
What the fuck

>>31019575
Are you unironically calling Snorlax "Relaxo" or is this some sort of new meme?

>>31019879
I know it must tickle your Autism but yes.

>>31019690

le upvote good sir

>>31019921
Yes to what?
The former or the latter?

I feel a tiny bit embarrased, that's all. Just one google search to get the mon's English names, meine Neger.

>>31019929
you upboated in the metric system. kek

Event begins in 75 minutes. God bless.

>>31019879
>new meme
Time to kill yourself

>>31020132
Source ?

>>31020146
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/5k80d1/event_will_start_1523hs_utc_time/

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wat do?

>>31020156

I graduated with honors from that.

>>31020156
Is Nick going to be the tutor?

>>31020156

Delete this before Nick sees it an starts his own pokeyman school.

>>31020156

At first glance it looks like the gook isn't wearing anything under his sweater lmao

>>31020149
Sounds legit

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>>31020156
>yfw it's real

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>>31020183
>>31020188

>>31020215

Oh lord, Jews are relentless when looking to make a quick buck.

>>31020156
These low down sack of shits.

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>>31020215
>anger management for kids

>>31020248

gang$ta

Was all this talk of getting incubators a ruse or something?

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You kids didn't seriously think we would come into work today did you?

Christmas event begins in 30 minutes. God Bless.

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REDDIT IS DOWN

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL THE SILPH ROAD?

Someone tell me when the event is confirmed live please, I'm not going out until I can get my incubator

>Receive 3rd 10k egg just before the event starts

Nice. Now every other egg I'll receive will be shitty baby mons for sure (although this 3rd one could already be one).

>>31018573
WEll I'm pissed I didn't get one

>>31018386
I got to Lv32 today, I still have my 3 lucky eggos from reaching Lv30
I had shitmons on deck for a double xp event but transferred them when I found out there isn't one

>>31020676
>plebbit
I'd tell you to kill yourself but it's Christmas so I should be nice.

>>31019244
I got 4 10ks since the event started but haven't hatched one yet
I'm p sure I'm getting 2 babies and 2 pinsirs

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>>31020248
delet

>>31020808
Cassie probs give gud head

>just activated 9 stops
>no incubator
Does this start one hour before midnight or has Niantic fucked up again?

>>31020824
Imma take Q's word for it
http://genius.com/1327790

>>31020848
Christmas event begins in 53 minutes. God bless.

Christmas event begins in 15 minutes. God Bless.

>>31020867
>event stars in 7pm because Niantic is in SF
fuck Califags

Christmas event starts in 24 hours. God Bless.

>>31020848
>Event begins in 75 minutes
>Anonymous 58 minutes ago
Well fuck I just spent a hour outside for this. Why is Niantic so shit, why do they start now? Does it at least give incubators now, is it confirmed and functioning?

Pissed though since I hatched three eggs yesterday to get more space for new ones since I never found any baby eggs and now I own 8 5km eggs again. Well, at least I got a 10km for once, the first since October.

On a side note, fuck San Francisco.

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Christmas event begins in 10 minutes. God bless.

Please fellow anons, I know it's tempting to get such rare Pokemon, but remember, especially if it's an active cemetery where people still get buried, show some respect. Thankfully the cemetery where my son is buried removed all gyms and pokestops from their complex but before that happened people were traipsing through walking over people's headstones etc, very disrespectful. Remember, it is a place to grieve the loss of a loved one, not play games

>>31020956
It's already night here, this is retarded. Most people will probably miss the first incubator.

>>31019879
It IS a new may may, several threads ago someone posted screen caps of their Snorlax and suddenly, self absorbed americunts realized what was its German name, decided they liked it and it snowballed until today.

Also, Pupper.

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Christmas event begins in 5 minutes. God bless.

>having to wait all day because of time zones
The first incubator might aswell be a boxing day event

>>31020978
Nick caught an Eevee at his granpa's grave
what a fucktard

100% with you btw
there's this church with a cemetery and a couple of pokestops on ym way to uni and I only spin the pokestop that's in range but never go INSIDE the cemetery to spin the second one
not even religious or "spiritual", I just think it's a shit thing to do

>>31020981
I already missed the first incubator myself, I'm in nipland. Oh well.

>>31021054
Does that mean the "new day"of the pogo event always starts at night in non-American countries? Meaning we will still have the chance to get the first-day incubator tomorrow evening?

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>the only way to obtain baby pokemon is by hatching them
>therefore whether you get them or not is determined purely by a single dice roll when you spin a pokestop
>moreover, the baby shitmon are not useful for any gameplay-related activity whatsoever
>there are people on this planet right now who defend this and actually consider it to be good content

>>31021099
if you havent already been out to claim your stops (unlike me) then you can't get your incubator for today. I was told it was the stop after your daily streak one

>caring about free incubators

Poorfags get off my board

>walking to hatch eggs

Walkfags get off my board

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Just got my free incubator. Here's a pic of me showing off (my girlfriend's husband took the pic)

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>>31021214

>>31019361
>10.000 characters
You talking gook? cause if you talking English that's like 3 pages.

How many evolutions can you do within a lucky egg time? It's been a while.

>>31021310
70-90

>>31021310

14, maybe 15 if you have fast wifi

>>31021313
Is this turbo autism speed or normalfag speed?

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Happy holidays, 4chan. Here's my Pokémon holiday tree.

>>31021212
There is no fucking incubator. I visited 10 stops a few hours ago and just went out again and there is nothing. Seems like Niantic can't create a functioning event for their lives.

>>31021325
If you're blind maybe or have bad arthritis in your hands.

You can do 50+ without even rushing.

>>31021325
Ignore this guy

You can do 90 if you close the app at each evolution.

So I figured I'd take a break from all the "WHY HASNT THE EVENT STARTED YET????" Posts and talk about something that truly urks me, and that is people complaining about spoofers who aren't f2p. The reason everyone hates spoofers is because they take over gyms without walking there, and everyone says that's an "unfair advantage" but personally I rather have spoofers then people who spend money on this game. So apparently spoofing should be banned because it's an unfair advantage but getting double the xp and hatching 9x the amount of eggs than f2p players isn't. I guess my point is that you shouldn't complain about spoofers when you have a huge advantage over most players as well, now enjoy your Christmas event posts

>>31021310

Nearly 200 if you use 2 phones.

>>31021367
I get about 75-80. I'm not too slow and my phone handels it pretty good but i dont re-name or favorite all the evo mons so i lose a bit time scrolling from birds to rats and sometimes have some other mons

>>31021367
it's "tap buttons as soon as possible while watching/reading shit" speed

>>31021467
I don't get why people take a shitty mobile game so seriously. The only good use for the game is to have something to do with family/friends. As a game, even a mobile game, it's pretty lackluster.

>>31021467
>I guess my point is that you shouldn't complain about spoofers when you have a huge advantage over most players as well
>implying
I don't spoof but I would never spend money for that either. Guess I see it as challenge, you have to win gyms and shit to get your level ups or eggs, if you buy shit it's no real efford getting everything pretty fast. It's not like there is a time limit for that game anyway, I can still collect gen1 mons in a year.

>>31021467
Nah if people want to spend money thats fine, they still cant teleport to every gym or from one dratini nest to the next in a couple minutes.

Also unless you pay enough to buy incubators everyday its still really hard to get a lot of high lv Snorlax/Lapras/Draginites. If somebody hatches enough eggs to have 10 3500cp Dragonites like some spoofers here thats ok lmao

>>31021285
I'm dumb. ;-;

But it's finished. That's all I care about.

HAHAHAHA
are you seeing this shit? Open the shop guys

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Should I cop ultra box

>>31021597
buy one of each dude
do it for science

What's in the boxes?

>>31021597
Take one for the team and tell us how many poke balls you get.

This is honestly a brilliant idea on Niantic's part. All of those Christmas gift cards used immediately on their stuff.

>>31021445
Looks really nice! Have a merry christmas anon

>>31021597
Oh shit I got it too.
What is it???

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>gift boxes
>actually they're just lousy discounts
sasuga

>>31021597
WHAT'S IN THE BOX???

>>31021610
Special: 10x Great Balls, 2 Incubators
Great: 20 Great Balls 2 Incense, 4 Incubators
Ultra: 25 Incense, 6 Incubators, 20 Ultra Balls

>>31021597
As expected. I'm laughing at the anons who thought they were gonna get a gift for free.
I can't wait to see what kind of stupid shit those "gifts" contain.

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>>31021660
Its crap

Ultra box contains: 25 incense, 6 incubators, 20 ultra balls
Great box: 20 great balls, 2 incense, and 4 incubators
Special box: 10 great balls and 2 incubators
---
from reddit

>>31021597
You have to dude

Just click on the boxes and they'll tell you guys.
>Special: 10 Great Ball + 2 Incubators
>Great: 20 Great Ball, 2 Incense, 4 Incubators
>Ultra: 20 Ultra Balls, 25 Incense, 6 Incubators

Unless they're planning on adjusting Incenses somehow only the Special Box is worth shit.

>>31021673
The Great Box is better, because it costs less than four incubators.

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WHICH SHOULD I BUY?

>>31021673
Goddamn, Hanke. Cant do anything right, can they?

Thanks for answering though

>Ultra box - 25x Incense, 20x Ultra Ball, 6 incubators
>Great box - 2x Incense, 20x Great Ball, 4 incubators
>Special box - 10x Great Ball, 2 incubators
only the cheapest ones are worth shit

>>31021707
The Great Box is the only one worth shit. The incubators alone cost 600 on their own, plus you get two incense.

>>31021691
>>31021712
Thank you friends.

>>31021727
special is more cost-efficient if you only care about incubators

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Where are the other 3 boxes?

https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp/status/813066862548414464

>>31021707
>>31021727
If you get two special boxes it's the same as one great box but you save 50 coins. Only thing is you won't get the incense which aren't that useful anyways

>>31021700
You save 50 coins with both but you get "free" incense with the latter.

So my guess is the second one is the best to purchase.

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>>31021707
Incenses are fucking useless. Also, balls? Seriously?

Those daft motherfuckers

The 2 cheaper boxes are at least better than buying incubators and you get some stuff on top of it. The expensive box is only good if you plan to sit at home and pop an incense every 30min but they never spawn anything but rats anyway kek

I'll probably buy the great box

So no free incubator at pokestops or does it only happen with the first stop you activate after midnight? Didn't get anything today.

Trainers,
This has been an exciting year for Pokémon GO! As we look ahead to 2017, we have one more surprise for you! We will be adding a few limited-time holiday item packs to the Pokémon GO in-game shop at a discounted rate. The morning of December 25 through the afternoon of December 30 (PST), we’ll be releasing Special, Great, and Ultra Boxes. Items in these Boxes include Incubators, Incense, Great Balls, and Ultra Balls. From the afternoon of December 30 through the afternoon of January 3 (PST) we’ll release Bronze, Silver, and Gold Boxes. Items in these Boxes include Incense, Lure Modules, Lucky Eggs, Poké Balls, and Great Balls.
—The Pokémon GO team

>>31021761
Shit... do we just wait or is there a way to trigger them?

>>31021761

>bronze box
>silver box
>gold box

HANKE?!?

>>31021803
Just got mine now and a 10km woo

>>31021778
This, incenses are fucking shit I never got anything but 5 pidgeys from them. Even walking down my street results in more and better pokemon.

>>31021761
Maybe they appear after you've bought a box.

I got mines from my 3rd or 4th stop of the day. About 15 minutes ago.

Snorlax box when

>>31021823
So the second option I guess. If people activated the first daily stop before 07:23hs SF time today they won't get the first-day incubator before midnight and have time till tomorrow 07:23hs SF time to get it.

>>31021844
I'll trade you a 77% IVs Snorlax with hyper beam if trading was in the game.
You could then get it fo free.

>>31021823
>10k is a smoochum
You know that, right?

>>31021812
So the other boxes are pure trash ?

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:3

>>31021812
>Poke balls and incubators in different "gift" boxes
They know how to get cash from addicts. The problem is just that it would have been wiser improving the game first to get more addicts. Barely anyone likes the game enough to spend money, just add some actual event or possibility for interaction for once.

>>31021892
does it say it's only good for 1 use?

>>31021913

yees

>>31021913
Yup

It's too hot outside, so unless I am certain of that incubator there is no way I am leaving my air conditioned room

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>>31020248

>>31021835
Damn it so this shit is random? This would explain why I haven't found any. I visited 14 stops though.

>>31021953

KEK saved

>>31018044
Stupid motherfucking anime posters will never fucking go. You are pure trash and all you do is fish for mad replies like this one. Scum.

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told my mom i wanted a pokemon go plus and even showed he the picture and she got me a fucking pikachu wristwatch

>>31022122
KEK

>>31022106
I think you are on the wrong website.

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>>31022106
hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The reddit club's two blocks down.

>>31022122
pics or didnt happen, you know

>>31022122
pic

Special box is the better choice, you only pay 125g per incubator, the second box would be 137g per incubator and the third box even more.

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>>31022208
>>31022265

fucking bitch i hate her so much fucking whore knows i cant wear this shit

>>31022318
wew lad

kinda cool

>>31022318
LMAO poor anon... better luck next time

>>31022318
My sides are in orbit.

But it's kina vintage so just say thanks and move on.

>>31021445
I can see why you closed the blinds

>>31022318
I always wondered why parents are unable to buy the right stuff. It never made me mad but I never understood it when I was a child. The stuff they usually buy doesn't even remotely look like the thing you wanted and you'd assume that they can read and just ask salespersons about it, but nope, they always buy some obscure stuff you didn't even know existed.

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>>31021466
>You can do 90 if you close the app at each evolution

>>31022318
Aww. Don't be a bitch anon, thank her for it because it's kinda cute and endearing that she fucked up.

>>31022122
>>31022318

include me in the reddit screencap m8

>>31022460
This. Don't be a little shit because your mom tried but got the wrong obscure magical animal toy.

So, what's in the gift boxes? I ain't about to spend money on a gacha I don't know shit about the contents of, and I can't seem to find anything saying what's in 'em.

>>31019929
Fuck off back to Facebook or Reddit fucjface.

>>31021761
They are released on the 30th

>>31022551
Click on them in the shop, they will tell you.

10 Great Balls, 2 Incubators
20 Great Balls, 4 Incubators, 2 Incense
20 Ultra Balls, 6 Incubators, 25 Incense

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>>31022318
>asks for expensive gay shit
>gets inexpensive gay shit
not surprising judging by your anger. She's not gonna think to go on ebay and bid on an $150 watch that seems to just be a pokeball
>calls mother whore
Normally, id tell you to kys but you seem white trash enough that maybe she is one

Sorry your mommy used the money she saved this week by sleeping with the guy who shovels your driveway from two trailers down to get this $5 watch. Maybe next year you can get her fuck the electrician and see if she can get you a battery

So as a western europoor I already spun a stop today. Does anyone know if I could still get an incubator or did Niantic once again ruined the fun for many of us?

I don't want to go outside anymore if it's for nothing

>>31022449
they don't think what you asked for is worth the money and just buy whatever looks similar either because they're genuinely ignorant and think the function is basically the same or just want to use it as an excuse ("yeah, we totally wanted to buy the thing you asked for and thought that this was it" - lie)

>>31021676
Great box seems nice, seeing as I only spend money on Incubators
It's cheaper than buying two separately and even adds in some great balls

Ultra box is shit, seeing as Incense is worthless

>>31022573
Oh, so they're not gacha, just item sets? That's pretty rad, although they still seem a tad overpriced to justify buying coin, at least for a mostly-casual faggot like me.

>>31022627
special box is the best value though

>>31022627
>seeing as Incense is worthless
Great box is useless too unless you're in a rural area.

>>31022616
We will most likely be able to get the "first xmas day"-incubator after midnight since this will be our first spin.
Niantic is just too stupid to work with time zones so they made a global event that starts at the same time, no matter where you live. Regarding dates it means that the event will end 20 hours "later" for us, before San Francisco's clock hits midnight.

>>31022641
>>31022670
Ah yeah, just noticed that, I thought the Great Box was 500

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>>31021597
Nice, another pay to win event for mysticfags and townfags.
Will I earn 150 coins in 5 days to buy the cheapest "present" box? As instinctfag I don't think so.
And I didn't even get the incubator today.
Fuck you, Hanke.

>>31022676
Ah I see, so that means we'll get the same amount of free incubators but end a day later

>>31022460
Also, she tried. She just wanted to see you happy. Don't make her feel bad because she messed up.

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>>31022318
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

>>31022676
7 day streak today is it worth:
>a) drive to town to catch a pokemon, hit pokestop
or
>b) pop an incense for dust, miss out on incubator
?? wut do. Got no spawns near me

>>31022734
Yes, looking back it was so mean and ungrateful to complain about gifts as a kid, i guess anon is still very young. Actually its pretty funny and at least his mother doesnt support niantic that alone is present to the whole world :^)

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>>31022318
Can I have your shitty mom anon

>>31021773
Nope, you'll get a 100 coins reduction for 4 incubators, and only 50 with the second, I really don't care about incense so the first is better for me

>>31022705
If you're up for spoofing i could tell you instinct hot spots so you can get your 100 daily.

>>31022834
WE

Can anyone confirm the incubators in the gift boxes are indeed 3 use and not single use?

>>31021768
this. i just bought 9 special boxes with all the coins i had saved up over the last couple of weeks in anticipation of the christmas event. damn it feels good to be a mystic

>>31022897

They are. I bought the 250 box. Both have 3 uses.

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>>31022786
>tfw no pokeballs
fugg I don't want to waste greatballs on shitmon. I promise to never make fun of ruralfags again, I honestly don't know how you guys have endured hell so long. I would have deleted game first week if I saw nothing on nearby/sightings/tracker and no pokestop down the street


why can't my 7 day streak roll over till tomorrow

>Cashed in my 300 coins for two incubators yesterday, because of news about free daily incubators
>Drop these fucking sales out of nowhere

Niantic what the fuck

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>want to spend Google survey money on coins to get an ultra box
>Pokemon Go is trying to use my Google account that's not logged in to PoGo to buy coins
>no way to switch payment accounts??

Or am I just retarded

>wanted to buy +100 pokemon slots
>accidentaly bought +100 items instead

FUCK

>>31023026
ios or Android? Either way kind of pain in the ass. ios u have to switch iTunes account. Android you probably have to buy a gift card and redeem on ur other Gmail account linked to pogo

>>31023012
>hears about free incubators
>buys some more
anon what the fuck

>>31022617
I think it's mostly that parents just can't understand what you want. I remember back when base set Pokemon tcg came out, I told my parents I wanted the trading cards, and they got me some stuff from CVS that were more like collectible cards. I can't find a pic though. I was able to trade them for actual cards because some kids thought they were cool.

If anyone can remember, there were cards with information on the anime, and some cards had pokemon on them, but only pokedex facts and they looked completely different from the tcg cards.

>>31023078
Free *single use* incubators per day.
I want to get the eggs in my inventory out of the way.

>>31023044
>he still hasn't maxed out item storage
just why?

>>31023087
i still don't get it. you could have used the free incubators for that

>>31023101
REEEEEEE I WISH I COULD GET DRUNK AND MAX OUT BOTH

Just figuring out the values of these three boxes

>Special Box - 250 coins
>10x Great Ball worth 50 coins (based on 20 Poké Balls)
>2x Egg Incubator worth 300 coins
You save 100 coins and get great balls you can't buy otherwise.

>Great Box - 550 coins
>20x Great Ball worth 100 coins
>2x Incense worth 160 coins
>4x Egg Incubator worth 600 coins
You save 210 coins

>Ultra Box - 1500 coins
>20x Ultra Ball worth 100 coins
>25x Incense worth 1250 coins
>6x Egg Incubator worth 900 coins
You save 750 coins.
But if you don't care about incenses and are far more concerned with incubators, you would do much better to buy two great boxes instead of one ultra box. Shame about the great balls vs ultra balls though

>>31023081
They're ultra rare. Nintendo sued CVS to oblivion for selling copyright infringing merchandise

They go for gold on ebay. You shouldn't have sold them but hey I sold all $200 worth of pokemon cards in 3rd grade (2002) for $20 bucks cause it was already gay by then. Horrible decision.

>>31023158
>calculating with incense
>literally the worst item in the shop
>valuing great balls and ultra balls the same (as pokeballs)
listen, the only item worth the coins is the incubator, so just buy as many special boxes as you can afford and be happy with that

>>31023158
>Shame about the great balls vs ultra balls though
fuck if I was in Chicago living on stops I'd by 4 special boxes for incubators cause fuck incense and items but I'm going to be 10 coins shy of 600 coins cause a jew kicked me out of my 4th gym this morning.

>>31023044
SAME

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>>31023210
>mfw jewish and spent the morning tearing down everygym and finally collect from 10 gyms for the first time

>>31023204
I calculated based on the value of the component items and with Poké Balls that's the only comparison.

I know incenses are shit and would not ever consider buying the ultra box for them.
You're right though if you only give a shit about incubators the special box >>> great box because you save 50 coins on not buying two incubators

>>31023204
This. Balls are literally free items and incense just suck. Its just for people that want to play at home but at this point not playing for some time and buying more incubators for later is probably just better than wasting coins now.

>>31023287
Incenses are the least effective used at home anyway, the only good places to use them are areas with actually good spawns and plenty of space to walk.

Are the stops giving out incubators yet? I hit a stop earlier and got fuck all.

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>>31023287
I hope great box was worth it to for 7 day streak. Incense makes me cringe but there are no spawns by me. I'm going back to nyc tomorrow.

Hopefully Niantic will discover how shit incense is when their data shows everyone buying the cheapest box (the other two are retarded).

They don't have a clue about their own game. Just how they made 5km eggs the most common because players were buying incubators for them and using their infinite on the 2kms.

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>last 10km
please be 85+% Dratini

>>31023335
>use them are areas with actually good spawns
There's no such thing in my area and I don't even live in a rural area, so I just pop them at home.

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>>31023379
pop incense. What the fuck. Wasted two great balls and didn't get streak. How many Pokémon do I get?

>>31023397
2x incense for 50 coins is alright
that one youtube faggot once spawned a Snorlax with it

>>31023429
There constantly using incenses, it's bound to happen.

>>31023427
>10 minutes
>2 pokemon
Staring at this shit is melting my eyes

I've been spinning Pokéstops for fucking HOURS and no free incubator. What am I doing wrong?

>>31023530
Not active in the uk currently either

Lruined my xmas. Threw my new iphone7 at the wall in anger. Mother was displeased tho I'll make her pop out tomorrow and get me a new one.

>>31023553
Niantic mishandling things as they fucking have done for ages.

They could have at least hinted at something like a sale instead of dropping them out of the blue. That leads to people regretting purchases.

>>31023530

Apparently it has to be your first spin of the day. So if you've already got your daily bonus, then you get nothing.

Which is why, FUCK THIS SHIT. I've literally started spoofing to make up for this. Feels good.

>>31023530
>>31023553
After midnight. See >>31022676, >>31022727

if I get the option to buy boxes in shop, is it time for incubators from pokestops?

>>31023604
Yes, but you only get them with the first daily spin.

>>31023613
shit so it means that today (25th, GMT+1), I won't get shit and am one incubator short?

>Open app
>Freezes as soon as the "Don't Pokémon and Drive" message should appear

This has been getting increasingly more frequent for me, like at least 5 times today.
Anyone else dealing with this shit? I'm on Android 6.0, LG G3.

He opned the presient I sent

https://youtu.be/7CeFUPfYohU

>>31019690
No one's embracing it, we're just forced to use it.

>>31023634
yes. happened to me this morning when i spun but event hadnt begun yet-.

we'll miss out on one, senpai.

how do the incubators in the poke stop work

do you get the 3 charges or only one

>>31021015
I thought it was Spanish

>>31023660
>im on Android
Ouch.. only option is to delete app reinstall. It's not a server issue is your phone. There is not issues reported currently. Reboot phone all that bullshit.

>>31023660
Almost every time I have to open the app I get this shit. If I wasn't so hopelessly addicted to the game this is what would get me to quit.

>>31023634
We ASSUME that everyone will get the same amount of incubators and it's just the "daytime" that's lagging behind depending on where you live. I guess we will always get the next incubator once San Francisco's day ends, which means that people who spun before can still get the first incubator tomorrow, as long as it is done before Dezember 26 starts in SF's time zone.

>>31023713
Yeah, I had to figure it's my phone going to shit more than likely.
I wouldn't lose anything from deleting and re-installing the app since my progress is also saved server-side though, right?

>>31023742
Yeah it's all saved on the servers. Just delete app and settings and reinstall

>Spend £15 to get 2500 coins
>Redeem 10 special boxes for 20 incubators and 100 Great Balls

It's pretty tempting...

>>31023711
We Spanish use English names for Pokémon.

Not for characters, though. Only those from Gen I (Brock, Misty, etc.).

>>31023709
>>31023740

right. What's the official date spectrum Niantic announced?

If I had not spinned this morning, will spin and get an incub now (20:30 and get first spin of day), will I get another one in 3.5 hours?

>>31022705
Instinct and get 100 coins almost every day since launch and don't spoof, get good m9

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>>31023512
That was not fun. Do not plan on using second incense anytime soon. I'd rather watch Ben hatch nidorans than stare at my phone for 30 minutes to see 6 pokemon

This is meant to be the best day of year. Had great food, great presents and quality time with my family. Somehow Niantic manage to fuck things up. Gift boxes are totally shit and many will miss out on the free incubator.

Besides it's disrespectful and mean spirited to be putting a new item on sale on CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY. Not even EA would sink that low (inb4 they've pulled similar shit).

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>>31023683
>confusion/shadow ball

>>31023755
>60 incubations
>increased gen 2 hatching
You realize you're going to transfer 50 of the hatches and only be satisfied with one maybe two. Actually what's worse is the dissatisfaction that will happen 48 times after all that walking anon

>>31023937
Yes, this is too true.
Long term the incubators will help, I still need relaxo and aerodactyl, but it does seem daft to buy this many incubators just to knowingly get burned.

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>>31022676
>Niantic
God damn they suck

>>31021953

Someone please print this out and mail it to his PO box

>>31023783
I think the event and therefore the day 12/25 started at 7:30 PST, so you should always go by that timezone. If you haven't spun today or it's past midnight you'll get an incubator. Just imagine the day starts and ends at a different time (PST), not matching your actual time zone. The event startet a few hours ago so you should still be able to get the first incubator in the next ~20 hours.

>>31023862
Incenses are fucking useless I wish they'd improve this shit. I doubt there are people out there spending any money on these things.

>>31020808
Poor trigger discipline but what did I expect

>>31024083

There will be. Some people are fucking retarded.

>>31024021
It'd be better if like 20 of us did it within the same time frame, so he gets a bunch a once. Can we combine our autistic powers for the greater good?

>>31024083

Confession: I used to use them all the time until the speed lock. I used them on the bus and train.

>>31023749
I successfully reinstalled but I'm still getting the problem.

I'll probably have to think about resetting my phone, but fuck that for now.

>hatch new 4 5 km egg and 1 2km
Still no babies insight thanks for the increase

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Bong here, got my incubator
Maybe if you spun before the update you get jewed out of it, seeing as it comes with the daily bonus

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>>31023407
>another fucking Smoochum

should I buy a great box or two?
cheaper incubators with some extra shit sounds nice
I have 1900 gymbux

>>31024400
scratch that, I'm buying some special boxes, iut's the best deal for incubators

>>31024400
Personally I'm gonna wait until the increased shitmon hatch rate event is nearing completion, then I'm gonna blow my gymbux on cheapest boxes.
No point in them taking up the inventory and tempting me to use them

>Starmie hatches
>Level 20, 15/15/14
The only good thing so far in this mess of an event

Just popped an incense for the heck of it and I couldnt even feel like waiting for a pokemon to show up every 5 minutes.

Not that it would really matter, since it would be mostly rats and pidgeons. Got 2 pidgeys (one fled) and 1 growlithe out of that shit

New thread when

>>31024502
The one that fled was a ditto

>>31024467
the thing is we don't know how long these deals are going to last
also there are 3 more boxes that are yet to be used
my guess is that this deal will last until the increased starter spawnrate event when they're going to replace it with the second batch of boxes
I'm thinking about using half my gold on special boxes and then waiting to see what the next ones are going to be

>>31024502
I was out of town with no mons on nearby so I popped one
got a Ditto, a wonder Santachu that got Thunder when it evolved, a Nidorina and 3 shitmons

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>>31024484
>Starmie
>good thing
inb4 tackle/power gem

>>31024582
>morning of December 25 through the afternoon of December 30 (PST), we’ll be releasing Special, Great, and Ultra Boxes.
http://pokemongolive.com/en/post/holiday-packs/

>>31024385
I spun a couple until 12:05AM but didn't get my daily bonus. Still think I''d get mine afterwards?

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>>31023913
Thank you anon. I just endured one of his most cringe worthy shits to date but it was autistically worth it.

>>31023683
Worth it to see him evolve 100% Abra and his baboon

>>31022318
My girlfriend got me almost the same thing. Mine lights up yellow and I wear it all the time. It's pretty fucking awesome. Also maybe chill some, your mom loves you and at least got you something. You should be grateful

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>>31024607
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I could have waited till tomorrow i was 10 coins shy. I bought a $20 google play gift card at best buy for myself yesterday ;^) and slipped it in my stocking last night before hanging it up.

just bought the $20 pack of coins and spent all of them

NEW THREAD

>>31024758

NEW THREAD

>>31024758

NEW THREAD

>>31024758

>still no free incubator

what the fuck hanke let go of that turkey leg and give me the stuff you promised already

>>31024634
I'd assume you get one for every daily bonus during the event
Since I'll be at a party on New Years, gonna hope the event is still on in the early hours to sneak out an extra incubator from it

>>31024965
i got it
but it has only one charge

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M-merry christmas guys...
My second 100%

>>31024236
My phone does that sometimes, I just have to restart it when it happens, which is annoying, but so far it's worked.

>>31024385
How shitty. Britbong also and I went for a walk at around 11 GMT today, spun some stops then and I've not received one all day even going out for a couple of minutes just now. Classic Niantic fuckuppery.

>>31023167
I was 7 and the real tcg cards were all the rage at the time lol. There's no way I could have insight into the future.