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I want my incubators reeeeeeeeeeee

encountered my second carfag today
it was a dad with a ~12yo son
I noticed the green map on both their screens when I was passing by their car when they pulled up next to the gym
after my first round of training the gym its prestige was lower than when I started so I decided not to be an autist and let them have it
>tfw no pokedad
>tfw gf but no pokegf

Well, the weather is bad for a few days, so I'll miss out on that omanyte nest at my local park. Good thing I already got an above average one with 700 cp, so I could just walk for eternity to get the rest of the candy

is pokemesh still working for you guys?

everytime i start it, it says "app has stopped working" and it shuts down. tried reinstalling everything etc. no avail

catching evolved pokemon should give more candy than base stage pokemon

incense/lure pokemon should have at least 67% IVs just like hatched mons

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Just woke up, will I get a free incubator is I spin a pokestop now?

>>31024990
these are good ideas

there is literally no reason to get a higher evolved mon except if you're starved for candies, want to gamble on its ivs and cp, and don't have its dex entry.

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>spent 30 quid on coins so I could max out my storage/bag and make the best of the boxes for incubators
Why not, it's Christmas after all

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>yfw best Christmas catch/hatch
Actually has horrible IV's and the moveset isn't perfect, but it's far better than anything I've caught/hatched during Christmas.

>>31024940
>tfw pokewife
Breddy fugging gud

>>31025019
watch the next set of presents have cheaper incubators

>>31025019
>giving jews your money on christmas
we fell into their trap

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>>31024758
Holy fuck, someone actually used the picture I drew on MS fucking paint. I this made me happy.

>>31025049
Egg event is now, free incubators, increased hatch rates for gen 2 mons.

The new boxes come with the increased starter spaws, you won't need incubators then :^)

>>31025039
>the moveset isn't perfect
that's a weird way of spelling "ass"
literally the worst Relaxo moveset

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>give my stepson my old nexus 6 so we can play pogo together
>his father gives him a brand new iphone 7

>>31025144
It's okay, anon. You can be my daddy.

>>31025130
Bruh, it'll still chew through anything other than a Dragonite. There really isn't a "terrible Relaxo" in the current Meta.

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M-merry christmas guys ;~;
My second 100%

>Those fucking old people that keep taking my gyms
FUCK OFF YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR CHILDRENS GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31025144
goddamn i would love to get a nexus 6 but my sister gave me her old iphone 5s instead. ah well...

my old phone was shit anyway. better than nothing.

I want to go out and play but there are black kids paying with a drone or some shit in the park

>>31025176
>complaining about old people
Holy shit kid are you twelve?

>>31025012
>>31025012
>>31025012

Halp

>britfag
>get fucked out of an incubator because you spun your first stop of the day before it was the 25th at Niantic HQ
Only one potential egg hatch lost but still feels a bit shitty.

>>31025211
they aren't ancient old people they are like high 40s or whatever. older than me so they are old

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Anyone playing this game with a PRIV? I can get one sealed/brand new outright for $250.

How's the performance, battery life etc.?

>>31025012

I didn't spin yet today, I span and got it as for first spin of the day.

Did you already get a spin of the day?

>>31025012
probably
>>31025235
same

>>31025235
>how do timezones work

>>31025269
I dont think Niantic know much about that either apparently.

>>31025255

Haha, i figured something like that would happen so I didn't spin a pokestop today, I just went outside and got my free incubator, thanks.

>>31025144
>raising another mans son
Not even once.

>>31025249
Why the fuck would you buy that trash?

>>31025235
I was a bit smarter and waited for either an update or an event message

>>31025385
Physical keyboard seems neat.

>>31025249
It looks perfect... for my mom.

>>31025385
not him, but the specs look pretty good for a $250 phone. What's wrong with it?

>>31025444
>>31025464
>Physical keyboard
it's shit

Has anyone been banned and then created a new account on the same device?

I'm bored and want to start spoofing on an alt account (without risking my legit main). Does any anon know if this is okay to do?

>>31025488

I'd reset my device completely before risking it.

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>tfw you know niantic well try to jew you
>tfw you didn't spun a pokestop because if it
> tfw you wake up, spin a pokestop and get your free incubator

Neat, if you guys didn't see this coming you are big retards

>>31025472
what's the downside to having it?

Is that free incubator 1 time use? Need confirmation

>>31025603
Yes.

But you get free incubators from your first pokestop per day until the event's done.

>>31025603

Yes (Jew Niantic)

>>31025235
>niantic say your daily bonus from the 25th onwards will give you goodies
>they mean their 25th, not your 25th
Top kek. Either way, you should be able to get the full compliment of incubators if you simply get the last one in the morning before the event ends on niantic time, if you get my meaning.

>>31025168
At least it`s good on defense.

What is the best box to get in the event for only incubators? I don't really care about the balls I get from them or incense too much. I was thing a bunch of the 250 coin ones.

>>31025723
Special, one incubator is 125 gold
it's 137 in Great

Dont freak out over missing a free incubator, one paras less is not the end of the world.

>>31025723

Obviously the cheapest one mate.

It is the best value for incubators if you ignore incense (dog shit).

>>31025665
Correct, most britbongs can't count.

which also -in theory- means that those (EU) who waited with spinning for the evening could get one more because additional first spin.

>>31025535
Well they said "12/25", so everyone assumed it'd start in the morning but it was already night in the rest of the world when the event started. They are just too stupid to make this event start at different times.

>>31025734
I only use them for 10k eggs. Well I think it doesn't matter, everyone should get their 7 incubators, they just have to activate their first stop in the morning.

>>31025546
Check the chipset/GPU. That's what really matters for pogo.

That said a physical keyboard is fine if you're into email or texting don't fall for /g/ memes.

>>31025732
>>31025750
I thought so

>>31025039
Is this photoshop?

>>31025901

No, this is Patrick

>>31025901
No.

>>31025901
Yes.

>>31025901
Maybe

>>31025901

can you repeat the question?

>>31025901
just for 200 coins, you can add a santa hat to your favourite pokeymon!
t.niantic

>>31025840
the game runs smoothly on my $80 chinkphone and it still has a lot of free resources. The Priv will surely do a lot better

I'm honestly hesitant to buy any of the gift boxes, despite having over 2500 coins. Eggs are absolute trash with or without the babies.

No reason to hatch eggs until the full gen 2 release and things could have changed at that stage.

>>31026070

by jewish logic, you will eventually want to hatch so it's good to stockpile the incubators via this cheaper way.

am i the only one who is still playing this on a samsung s3?

my phone isnt even supported, i can only install via apk because playstore doesnt show me pokego.

whenever i play the phone gets extremely hot. the game is laggy as soon as it gets hot but battery lasts about 2 hours

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>>31026070

You have 3 options

>max your storage bags
>buy lucky eggs to keep leveling up
>gamble away your pokecoins with incubators

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>>31026070
overwhelming majority of hatches are shit, but still, my top 5 non-vape mons all came from eggs

>>31026070
If you already maxed out the storage than just spend coins on incubators now. Unless you hope for a better price in the future you will buy them anyway so you might as well save some coins

>>31025939
>>31026005
So there's Santa Snorlax I can catch?

>>31026269
Yes

so uh, i guess i might as well bring it up

I encountered a gastly yesterday. It had the shiny color pattern for just one second, but then reverted to normal.

Has anything similar happened to anyone else?

>>31026269
No

>>31026269

maybe

so uh, i guess i might as well bring it up

I encountered a qt last night. She agreed to be my gf for just one second, but then revealed to just be a dream.

Has anything similar happened to anyone else?

>>31026269
Maybe

>>31026269
Can you repeat the question?

>>31026269
Now that you ask

so uh, i guess i might as well bring it up

I encountered an OP yesterday. He said he wasn't a faggot for just one second, but then went back to sucking cocks.

Has anything similar happened to anyone else?

>>31026491
Rude!

>>31026491
>sucking cock makes you a faggot

its 14:53 on Dec 25th 2016 where I live, I hit 5 stops and didnt get my incubator. what the hell? anyone else have this problem and know how to fix it?

>>31026843
Why do you even bother caring about an item worth 50 coins?

>>31026910
Hey man, it's free and it also helps to clean up all those eggs people have been saving for god knows how long

>>31026843
Only the first spin a day (daily bonus) gives the incubator. You (and I) lost this chance.

>>31026945
Click on them in the shop, they will tell you.

10 Great Balls, 2 Incubators
20 Great Balls, 4 Incubators, 2 Incense
20 Ultra Balls, 6 Incubators, 25 Incense

>>31026934
Dude, it's worth half a dollar. Are you that poor?
Please tell me you're trolling me right now.

>>31027014
I'm not trolling you, I just bought myself $10 in Pokecoins and I could spend even more without any regret. I couldn't care less about how much is its value, I just want Niantic to deliver the stuff they promised, that's all.

>>31027048
>I just want Niantic to deliver the stuff they promised
Dude, it's Niantic, they have no idea what they're doing. Don't expect them to do a good job.

George Michael died :(

>>31027195
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

>>31027195
The great are always the first ones to go.
Guess we're stuck with Hanke for a long time.

>>31027195

RIP in peace. Renaming my Mr Mime to George.

>>31027195
>>31027269
There is some next-level irony to those lyrics

>>31027300
>Mr.Mime
Yo do not have any respect for the dead, do you?

>>31027327
Hes dead, its not like hes gonna be offended, grow some balls

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>TFW almost no pokestops in my city
>The only places with them are streets with heavy traffic
>TFW can't take advantage of them as a passenger anymore due to the shitty speed limit
What am I meant to do now? It's like they're asking me to fucking spoof.

>>31027398
>It's like they're asking me to fucking spoof.
It's not as if they were doing anything against spoofers, so just do it.

>>31027489
I wonder why spoofers want us to spoof, are you a non-spoofer shilling to get us banned in the hope that the next banwave get ride of concurrence?

>>31027195
Seems like that was his last christmas

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>>31027489
>>31027552
Look, I know spoofing is kind of lame but what else am I meant to do to play the game? PoGO punishes players for living in rural areas or the suburbs and they've long since removed the feature to suggest them new pokestop locations. Playing as a car, bus or train passenger is no longer an option either since they think we're driving while playing.

They could easily fix this without having to add new pokestops by giving the player some sort of reward for logging in daily, but they don't.

Many spoofers are just fucking lazy and don't have an excuse, but others do it out of necessity because the game is just unplayable if you don't live in the city or somewhere near plenty of pokestops.

>>31027552
I'm a non-spoofer and I don't give a fuck if other people spoof, unless they're in my area but it's not the case here.

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>>31027701
you can buy literally every kind of pokeball at the store now, you have no excuse

>>31025732
Are they 3 use incubators?

>"Gift" boxes turn out to not be gifts but just purchases for regular items
I dont know why i expected anything less
The game is doomed, they blew their chance at making a christmas event with this no effort nonsense

>>31027786
Yes they are.

>>31027788
Some anons predicted it here days ago.

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>>31027764
It takes real money. I'm sorry, I know the packs of coins are cheap but I don't plan to waste more money on this game.

>see pidgey
>breaks out of first 2 balls
>must be a ditto
>use 12 pokeballs, 3 great balls, 1 ultra ball
>just a pidgey with 13% IVs

Hanke!

>>31027922
ditto is more useless than pidgey anyway
they probably won't even ever include breeding

I feel bad for anyone that is sucked in by niantics bullshit methods and is still getting tricked into spending money on this game
I'm glad nobody got me any google play gift cards for christmas because I've already got a $30 one from a while ago and theres no way hanke is seeing a drop of it

>>31027919
I was memeing you. I think this game isn't worth playing if you have to spoof

>>31028024
it isnt worth playing unless you're traveling and not doing anything else at the time i believe

I.. spent my coins on incubators a few days ago...

I think I need to lie down.

>>31028078
Welcome to the club.

>>31028078
you're not missing anything anyway
also why would you waste coins on incubators a few days ago?

eggs are at their worst right now because of increased baby chance

could you imagine getting 9 10km eggs and hatching 3 elekid, 3 magby and 3 smoochum?

but I guess everything is trash because they dont want to spend half an hour to fix gyms or any sort of combat

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>>31025019
>Wasting money on this pile of dung

>>31026418

So I rollerblade at my local park to maximize my poke-gains. I also wear a bright yellow instinct shirt and a helmet with team instinct stickers on both side I ordered off of amazon to show team pride/keep cars and people from running into me. I look super gay and autistic, but idgaf.

I've had two separate 3.14 qts approach me and start flirting hard. I already have a gf, or else they would have been sucking on my pokeballs.

Pokegirls are out there, but you just have to find them.

>>31028124
>eggs are at their worst right now
Tell that to my 91% IV lick/hyper beam Snorlax.

>walking with my friend around the park today
>see a special needs kid dressed in fluoro yellow on roller skates
>we ask him if he's alright because we cant see his carer around
>he just keeps saying things about sheltering from the storm even though it was a clear sunny day
>eventually leave because we cant get any sense out of him

>>31028184
hey 91% IV lick/hyperbeam Snorlax eggs are at their worst now

>>31028184
anomalies dont disprove theories you dummy
eggs are at their worst right now you silly snorlax

>>31028205
lol projecting insecurity much? Its christmas and you feel the need to shit on people? I feel sorry for you anon. I hope you find love and acceptance some day.

>no bonus exp
>no bonus candy
I saved all these pidgeys for naught.

>>31028231
>getting this defensive over a joke

you really are special needs arent you

>>31028124
hatched 6 newly received eggs today, none of them were babies

>>31028146
>being a poorfag

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>>31024758

I saved over 8k candies total worth of 12/25 pokemon evolutions and maxed out my 1,000 slots hoping for a break with either double candies or exp.

then this shit, with the gift boxes.

>>31028271

>gets btfo
>i...i...i was just joking!

The New Years event is better desu

>>31028278
that's good for you (not being sarcastic) but that doesn't change the fact that the odds for good pokemon is at an all time low right now because of the increased baby chance

were they new eggs or old ones anyway?

>>31028291
I don't even know what to accurately call them
they obviously arent gift boxes because you don't buy gifts for yourself like that
they're just bundles I suppose
lazy christmas bundles

>>31028159
>anon gives romantic advice:
>rollerblade whilst dressing super gay and autistic

>>31025144
>Wife's son
Kek

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>>31028311
and everyone spent at least $10.00 that I play with. Many of the "whales" are bragging on social media about how much they've spent in my area.

Niantic is cashing out.

>>31028309
>new years event
>crackers you can buy in the shop with the same boring shit

add pogobag.me to IV checker

>>31028309

Yup double lure time and starters everywhere similar to spookymon during halloween

>>31028467
still not a good event
lazy work by niantic yet again

dead devs dead game

>>31027845
Thanks

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>>31025144
does he pay all the bills? dont feel bad anon he's overcompensating for not being there for his son its good cause u can save money on buying the whores old saved game technology

>cant fix game
>gen1 not even finished, in 1 month they tried to fix a game that died months ago
>adding more shit
>trying to get you to spend money on the game
>apple watch app cant even catch mons
>probably worth to cheat since cheaters dont get banned
>what a fucking flop

>>31028384
what 'whales' does mean?

>>31028282
Not wanting to spend money on retarded shit that can be acquired for free doesn't make a person a poorfag

What are the chances that Christmas being a religious holiday is the reason the event sucks?

>>31027195
I'm never gonna dance again.

>>31028291
You hoped for something that was never promised. Your disappointment is your own fault.

i knew the double XP/candies wouldnt happen they use different variables of the game for each event if youve noticed first they did double xp then they did double candies then they did some other bs they dont like doing the same thing more than twice

>>31028577
0
niantics incompetence is the reason the event and game suck

>>31028577
The only way that the event "wouldn't suck" is if they offered double stardust, candy or XP, i.e. duplicate a previous event. Obviously they didn't want to do that this time.

>>31028545

it's a bit of Mobile gaming jargon for someone who spends a lot of money. Often thousands of dollars in the cash shops for mobile games.

>>31028146
>Sam and Max will never return in your lifetime
Why live?

>>31025019
putting money into an obsolete game

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>>31028585

I'm not crying about it the Exp/candies. My salt is spilling over the blatant money grab with the cash shop while offering no real "event" Aside from pikahats and the yet-to-be seen increased starter spawns.

new content, when?

>>31028839
new content never
still missing core features that gen 1 had 20 years ago

you just have to accept that this is a strict collecting game with nothing to do with the things you collect

no real combat or any other fun gameplay coming

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WHERE IS GEN TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sitting in all these Golbat/Eevee/Onyx/Scyther and whatnot candies. I fucking hate this blue balling shit

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Place your bets!
(Christmas event influenced egg)

>>31029071
fucking smoochum

>>31029071
baby pinsir

>>31029071
pinsir

>>31029071
Baby Lapras

>>31029071
(neil) Kabuto

>>31028899
dubs dubs confirm

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>clear out eggs before event
>get 9x 5km eggs after doing a Pokestop round

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>>31029144
>>31029158
>>31029205
>>31029196
Nope just shitty hitmonchan

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Guess it and name it

>>31029399
scyther - hanke

>>31029399
Its my first one so thats cool

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>>31029549
Woops

>>31028159
Please post pictures of these

Hey Vaporeon General,

Any of you guys use poke to meet a girl via tinder to get poke gf? If so, how do you take it from friends to the next level?

>>31029361
Wait, they added in tyrogue to the eggs, but didn't remove chan and lee?
wtf

>>31029644
I thought the hadn't added Tyrogue to eggs yet

>>31029644
Tyrogue's not in the game yet.

I am interested in knowing how they'll handle it though since Chan and Lee have different Candies. They didn't plan ahead for this one it seems.

>>31029670
>>31029683
Oh. Whoops! Thanks for the correction

>>31029683
Probably just retcon Lee/Chan candies to Tyrogue candies, like they should've done with every other baby Pokemon. But implementing split evolutions in general will be difficult, unless they just say "fuck it it's random lel"

>>31029683
>niantic never planned to release gen 2
>rumours about gen 2 for christmas get out of hand
>they realise the shitstorm will be massive if they do absolutely nothing
>'fuck quick make models for the babies'
>'how do we handle tyrogue's candies and evolution?'
>'just skip him'

would not surprise me if this is exactly how it went

>>31030458
>'how do we handle tyrogue's candies and evolution?'
>'just skip him'
Given ditto, I'm pretty sure this part is absolutely what happened

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>>31030458
I I were you, I'd shut you're fucking mouth, now.

>>31030458
>they realise the shitstorm will be massive if they do absolutely nothing
You can go ahead and stop right there. Niantic has no perception of shitstorms. Either that, or they simply don't care about shitstorms because they've already made more money than they ever thought they would and at this point as long as they continue pulling in a baseline revenue they're content.

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>>31029361
Kek. Beats my Onyx from an old 10K egg I had.

No complaints; thanks to based pokesear.ch guy's scanner I got my REAL Pokemas present, the second Snorlax I've ever seen since July (L32, fuck my local biome). The fat fuck was only 22% IVs, but he was Level 27, so no candy cost and I have a big fat 2000+ Lick/Hyperbeam tank.

Took me a day of rescanning the area around that point to get its exact expiry time, but I finally realized I'd gotten him with barely three minutes to spare.

Feels comfy Relaxo.

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Continuing the Chansey anon saga. Day 180. Still no Chansey.

Finally got candies for Dewgong and Machamp after hatching 2 5km eggs. I hatched 9 and got 0 second generation.

So now I just need to walk to the moon to get my Kabutops. The rest are fucking impossible. I'm now running the scanner and I never see a kabuto or any new mon. Just got 9 new eggs. Lets see what rape niantic got me.

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>two 10k eggs set to hatch at the same time
>two baby pokemon

>>31031330
Now that they're off your dex, you can concentrate on saving the incubators for the rest of Gen2.

>>31025249
Works good. It's solid. Runs hot sometimes but otherwise sturdy.

>>31031391
>rest of gen 2
no such thing for pokemon go
game is 'complete'

thanks for the hard work hanke

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>>31032379
>>31030458

Agile: The false notion that everything in the universe can be boiled down to two-week sprints.

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>there are people in this thread who spun a pokestop before the event started
>there are people in this thread that didn't remember how Niantic enjoys screwing players

kek

Haven't played since summer. Is it still a cause of overheating/battery killing?

>>31024940
>tfw gf but no pokegf
i know, it's a complicated feel. am i only with her because she's good looking? will i ever find a girl who shares at least one interest with me? more importantly, will i ever find a chansey? with gen 2 being added soon™ the chance to get one will be even smaller

>at work
>nerby has santachu
>says its is the wild
Fuck you game

>>31034313
Yes, it is. Niantic can't optimize code for shit

>>31025162
>snorlax
>chewing through anything
the only good thing about snorlax is that it doesn't die. it's slow as hell though, especially without stab

>>31026371
yeah, gastly changes its color a lot for me. it's a bug, not a feature.

>>31034708
Its hard to tell the difference in this game

>>31034766
easy one step flowchart that applies to 80+% of things:
was it introduced after the game was released?
yes -> its a bug

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is it ok if I add one more layer of autism?

>>31034838
>babymons are a bug
makes sense

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Never thought I'd spend money on this game but I did.

CURSE YOU NIANTIC AND YOUR GIFT BOXES!

QUICK
POST WHAT MONS YOU'RE MISSING
If more than 10 you should consider suicide

Grimer
Muk
Gyarados
Lapras
Dragonite
Togepi
Togekiss
Magby

>>31034923
why?
theres not even anything good in them
its just a small discount on the same useless things
they're not gift boxes
thats not how gifts work

>>31034929
>togekiss
kys

>>31034929
The new babies

And that's it

Also there's no Togekiss in the game yet

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>>31034929
>missing Lapras

>>31025039
>Christmaslax
Fuck, is this real?

>>31035191
Yes.

>>31035191
No but it should have been

>>31034961
>>31035138
>They don't know how to get togekiss

>>31035319
I would like to togekiss bdn's sister desu senpai

do you guys use incubators?
i used one at the beach once and it gave me like 3 dratinis
never found much use for them so I was wondering if it was worth buying the elite box

>>31034929

Charizard (72 candy)
Venusaur (84 candy)
Arcanine (21 candy)
Kabutops (32 candy)
Aerodactyl
Hitmonlee

Also missing Dragonite, Blastoise, Raichu and Omastar but i have enough candy for them i just wait for high level+IV mons to evolve.

And all baby mons, i rarely got to play since they added them.

>>31035556
are you talking about lures or incense maybe?

>>31035631
Well, You can discount Charizard and Venusaur as missing.

>>31035700
incense, there are nor lure modules in the elite box
>>31035556
i've never had much luck with incenses. even at the river, you get flooded with magikarps, golducks, staryus, goldeens, poliwags and slowpokes, but dratinis are extremely rare

>>31035703
Yeah thats why i'm pretty happy with that shitty 'event'. I also cought my first pikachu a week before the hat pikachu event so that was nice too.

Aero and Lee are just egg lottery tho, never saw one of them on nearby around here. Will probably walk my Growlith next

>>31035738
If you're patient, you can wait for Niantic to put in the store different type of incenses, they're in the code of the game.

>>31035885
so is gen 2

>>31035893
Hence the "If you're patient" part of my post.

>>31034929
as you can see in >>31034844 Im missing 38
but I already have enough candies to evolve warturtle, nodorino, nidorina and machoke, so in reality Im only missing 34

>>31035908
if I'm patient someone will create a fully immersive pokemon VR mmo as well and that will probably come first

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>>31035885
>If you're patient, you can wait for Niantic to put in the store different type of incenses, they're in the code of the game.
Hes being serious

>>31035885
Get your dragon incense now for only 1000 coins :^)

Best spoof for android 6.0+ non root

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>>31034947
Stop guilt tripping me; I don't feel good about it okay?

>>31035991
I just want to understand
its such a dirty tactic on their behalf and a terrible offer to boot, what enticed you to buy it?

>>31035989
rope

>>31034929
Venusaur
Hitmonlee
Hitmonchan
Gya
Dragonite
Cleffa
Magby
Elekid
Togepi
Togetic

damn, that was close

>>31035973
>6 magikarp because it evolves into a 'dragon'

is there any chance that Niantic will add more pokestops/gyms to the game? I know the current stops and gyms are based on Ingress, but there are plenty of landmarks around here that could be pokestops or gyms.

>>31036064
You already know the answer :^)

>>31036040
>it evolves into a 'dragon'
It does not. And I'd love to have 6 Magikarp in an incense, they can be hard to get.

>>31036064
Not likely, they stop accepting new pokestops because they got too much requests.

>>31036085
I just wanted someone to lie to me to give me at least one good feel on Christmas ;_;

>>31036089
Well you can hope some stores around you pay the nianjews and become stops

this general has become too much like reddit lately. you guys actually make me want to stop posting here

>>31036105
That's the unfortunate thing about it. I live in a semi-rural area. The few stores that are here would never do that. There are, however, landmarks that are suitable for stops/gyms.

Whenever I visit the city I see the shittiest excuses for pokestops/gyms. I see fucking trashcans with poor graffiti ''art'' on them and shit like odd pavement stones that are a gym. There are actual war monuments here that haven't been labeled.

>>31036137
it's probably the extra ~20 posters, I bet at least half of them are ledditors
there's also the TrainerTips shill

>>31034929
smoochum
togepi
cleffa

tauros
farfetch'd
kangashkhan

>>31036152
>trashcans with poor graffit
My city got more than one like this

>>31036087
>>it evolves into a 'dragon'
>It does not.
it does
gyarados is a pseudo dragon
thats why lance uses him

>>31036394
Well he already got 3 Dragonites lol maybe they just didnt think that trough when they added a dragon trainer

>>31036137
>this general has become too much like reddit lately
in what way exactly?

>>31036394
Lance is a retard.

>>31036421
>>31036419
its still a pseudo-dragon, gyarados and charizard are both in the dragon eggo group for breeding purposes

gyarados is in the water 2 and dragon eggo groups

>>31036438
Ekans is in Dragon Egg group.
Those don't mean shit.
Dragon is the type, deal with it. Charizard is a firecuck until Go gets megas lol.

>>31036460
that's why I said 'dragon' and pseudo-dragon
I know its not an actual dragon or dragon type

my point is that if there was a dragon incense that it wouldn't surprise me if magikarp got included because of those reasons

>>31036489
Knowing niantic it would probably also spawn rattatas.

they giving out the incubators yet?

>>31036554
Yout bet, only 125 coins for one!

>>31036609
Still managed to fuck up your "joke"

>>31026070
when you reach the 30 stardust is the only thing you need in this game, incubators and scent are the best things to obtain it

>>31036733
When you reach lvl 30 the only thing you need is to quit.

I have a Steel Wing/Dragon Claw Dragonite
I'm thinking about powering it up as a gym sitter, should I?

>>31036826
No.

>>31036826
level, IV, stardust and candies are what matters for that
why would you neglect all of that information

>>31036863
Lv20, 91%
I have 70 candies and 250k dust
I can get it to just over 3k CP

on one hand I want to reroll for a better moveset but on the other hand I'm not a big Dnite fan so I won't use it as an attacker anyway

Why are Niantic and their game mechanics so shit
TMs fucking when
Ttar when
Ampharos when
Houndoom when
Aipom when
Piloswine when
I hate this game, why do I still play it for at least an hour a day?

>>31036931
>TMs fucking when
Never. It goes against Niantic's view of the game.

>>31035930
Togetic is still missing on that chart.

>>31036931
>hour a day
Filthy casual.

I have it running 24/7, even while sleeping.

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>>31037376
>post the time you waste
(30 hours in 7 days)

>>31037432
Hey french bro

>>31037517
*swiss

member when nick said he was creating his own game to compete with pokemon go?

peper age farm remembers

>>31037432
I literally have it running 24/7, unless the app crashes. Go Plus allows it to run in the background and track step etc.

Plus, precious GPS drift adds up to 15KM a night.

>>31037611
What level?

>>31037376
I meant active play, I also have it on while running errands or on my way to shit
>>31037432
I have 2 batteries so it constantly resets but it's probably ~30hrs as well

>>31037611
how do you keep your screen from not block?

>>31037624
An hour a day is a lot then.

>>31037611
>I literally have it running 24/7
Niantic might think you're botting if you never stop

>>31037855
I do it too, never had any issues except 2 or 3 captchas over the months

>>31037673
Go Plus. Game runs even with screen off.

>>31037620
31

>>31037855
>>31037864
I've only been Magnemited twice since release. If they do block me though, I would fucking rage.

Oh fucking hell WHERE IS MY FREE INCUBATOR HANKE?

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>Finally saw my first third-stage evo mon in the wild as a Golem (thx pokesear.ch)
>Head out late at night to grab it
>CP 39

Not even mad; just glad to finally see a third-stage after seeing people talk about them here.

toppest fuckin' kek m8s

>>>/biz/1688849

>>31025073

congrats senpai >>31038018

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FUG

>>31037958

I see Pidgeot nearly every day.

>>31038663

Lol

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

>>31038663
>>31038967
Go get yourself a car or bike and after it my friend!

Do I evolve my Max Def and HP IV Nidoran F or my max Atk one? Which one is better for Nidoqueen?

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>>31025144

>>31038018

Poor Nick.

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Merry Fucking Christmas to me!

Been playing since launch and this is the only Lapras I've ever found. Not even seen one of the radar. Its stats are so-so, but I don't care, it's a fucking Lapras.

Going to power it up to be my dragon slayer, not like I've got anything else to spend the candies on.

>>31039590
>26k stardust
lmao

does attack and defense matter on ditto for pogo?

>>31037958
you've never seen a wild pidgeot/beedril before?

>>31040104
Ditto doesn't matter period, so yes.

>>31040104
yes, ditto keeps its IVs

>>31025249
The game works flawless on priv, it runs a little bit Hot

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Yuck.

>>31036931
>better moveset
if you want to put it in a gym, that's the best moveset you'll get. IVs are good too, so go ahead, claim those safe 10 coins

>>31040933
fucking sandlash hair

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Finally got enough candies to evolve my first Gyarados. Which one should I? Kinda tempted to evolve 100% and power it up later if he gets good moveset.

>>31041553

hats when?

What's it gonna be? So far my Christmas hatches were like this

the good:
-Relaxo

the bad:
-Kabuto
-Smoochum

the ugly:
-another Smoochum
-Onix
-Aerodactyl

inb4 yet another Smoochum

>>31041611
Depends on the amount of stardust you have, I'm guessing the 124 CP one isn't hatched right? If so I'd evolve the 100%.

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>>31041806
fug, forgot the screenshot

NEW THREAD

>>31041824

NEW THREAD

>>31041824

NEW THREAD

>>31041824

>>31041826
>>31041806
>Elenigglet
why do I even bother

>>31041611
Go for the max IVs yeah

>>31041839
Why do you guys keep shilling that guy's shitty channel?

>>31041806
>Relaxo
Really really good
>Kabuto
>Aerodactyl
Not bad

the rest are complete shit

>>31043150
>Aerodactyl
>Not bad
come on

>>31043233
It maxes out at 2.5k+, it's cool looking, somewhat rare.

Not bad.

>>31043293
shit moves, shit typing, no actual use

>>31043310
Come on, you just have to smash your screen with your face to win battles.
Aerodactyl is perfectly fine.

>>31043310
Its moves are okay, compared to snorlax it's shit, but so is nearly everything.