Is /vp/ gay?

I assume so
although there a large chunk of women posting here

>>29494505
/vp/ has always been one of the gayest boards on 4chan.

>>29494505
absofuckinglutely

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>>29494505
/faps/

except for Kiawe. So gross, he's too dark

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>>29494505
I am now.

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I feel nothing.

of course

>>29494505
I'm not but /vp/ in general may have more homosexuals than straight people, yes.

I am but pokeboys dont turn me on

>>29494505
>husbando Archie (I claim him)
>jocKiawe
>good looking OC
>Red
Of course I am

>>29494574
>husbando Archie (I claim him)
Bitch! Lets fight! NOW

>>29494505
The rumor come out:
Does board /vp/ is gay?

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>>29494574
>OC

Fuucking Yum

>>29494553
I'm willing to bet that /vp/ has more straight grills than homosexual boys.

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>>29494589
you wanna fight

When you have to learn to not care about what people think of you, it's surprisingly easy to to not care about liking Pokemon into adulthood

>>29494589
Then let's do a survey!

damn. is there a high res version of red and blue?

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ARCHIE IS MINE
This post is locked.LOCKED

>>29494589
We probably have one, maybe two straight grills here.

>>29494601
Sure.
Also
>implying I don't like cock with that reaction image
Don't assume, anon. I actually love cock.

>>29494617
Works for me.

>>29494627
Well I'm one, so do I stand alone?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11522764
http://www.strawpoll.me/11522764
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11522764

>>29494505
30% gay
60% furfags
and 30% hardcore homophobes
>waaah, my waifu has a 78% male ratio
>waaah, this pokemon character is effeminate! SJWs are ruining everything!
It's like listening to trailer trash trying to explain why they're voting for trump

>>29494621
>>29493730
>>29492666

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Attention hoes, keep my man name out of your mouth. He is right here next to me.

>>29494665
>120%
Unless you're saying there's overlap here those numbers don't add up.

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>>29494655
>no pansexual trans

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29494589
There's quite a few in the circle jerk threads. Though I'm pretty sure /vp/'s population is probably close to 50/50 on the male to female ratio.

I know more women than men that play pokemon IRL. Myself included, but I'm a homo girl so...

>>29494684
He was mine last night.

>2 homo grills
Yo, who's the other one? Wanna date?

>>29494707
That is what I was saying.

>>29494626
too little too late
see >>29494574
also
>a siren
Please don't deform my husband!

>>29494655
>no pansexual grill
Well, looks like I can't vote.

Remember bi/homosexual transgirls are worthless.
>Changing your gender just so you can be a lesbian

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>everyone naming my already claimed husband
REEEEEEE

>>29494722
I'm a whale, so you probably wouldn't want to. Go get yourself an awesome, cute grill.

i'm a grill but i want to fuck incineroar not those guys

bumpuu
http://www.strawpoll.me/11522764

Not gay, but I jack off to gay porn every once in a while, for some reason I find it hot in 2D and not hot in real life.

>>29494827
>Not gay, but
Yes

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>>29494719

>>29494839
well I might be bi, but I don't think I would ever want to have sex with another man

Claiming Roark

>>29494777
No you're not, femanon. You got perfect trips. You're perfect. <3

I'm a gay guy, but I'm really affectionate towards women

>>29494878
Describe your butt please

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Can I join you guys at the beach?

For some reason I crave something in my mouth now. WEEW

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>>29494827
Anon, I have some news for you.

I'm a gay guy so yeah /vp/ has some lgbt folk

>>29494901
W-why would I do that?

flat since I'm a smol boy but with perfect cheeks

>>29494777
I like a big grill

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>>29494505
No thanks. Gimme the cute wolf.

>>29494985
for you

>>29494967
Also y'all bitches need to step off Archie is mine

>>29494955
I LOOK LIKE TIERNO WITH NORMAL HAIR PLEASE LOVE ME

>>29494505
Bisexual.

>>29494522
>not being all about that brown

>>>/out/

>>29494743
>>29494714
pansexual is made up. you're bi.

>>29494655
not accurate since this thread is not a true core sample of vp

Gang bang for all

>>29494505
I like Kiawe's outfit. A lot.

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>STILL haven't gotten a Pokemon gf from this thread

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YOU CAN'T FUCKING CLAIM A HUSBANDO WHEN HE ALREADY CALLED ME AND TOLD ME HE WANTED TO MARRY ME IN REAL LIFE

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>>29494522

>>29494505
I'm gay, been browsing since /vp/'s creation.

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FALSE CLAIMING MY FUCKING HUSBAND
HE
IS
ALREADY MARRIED TO ME AND WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 2003

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>>29494626
>>29495215
>>29495251

Archie's an idiot. What good is he?

>>29494505
In all fairness, it'd be gay if the dicks were much bigger and the muscles thicker. This sort of shit looks like girl preferences.

>>29494505
Ok I don't really think of myself as gay but Blue is kinda making me think I am

>>29495393
Hey now, I know my husband isn't the brightest bulb in the room but he makes up for that by being really affectionate.

>>29495431
Not every fag is into burly muscle monsters. The ones in the OP look literally perfect.

>>29494585
Isn't that a Mystic Messenger meme?

>>29495393
You're just jealous that Anons are fighting over archie

>>29494655
im surprised you included ace in there
thanks

i claim incineroar as my loving caring husbando he's in my harem with chesnaught emboar and the rest

>>29495512
Actually it was a meme before mystic messenger. They just used it to provoke good laughs tho. The original one is something like "The rumor come out: does Bruno Mars is gay?".

>>29495487
This

But Twinks a best

>>29494505
I'm gay now.

>>29495521
are you one of the two ace grills
I really want to know why some people are ace because I just can't figure it out

>>29495591
Most of them are tumblr girls trying to be cool and hip

The few legit ones are usually quiet about it and rarely mention their sexuality

I'm a straight male but attracted to 2d males. I have absolutely no attraction to males irl but I would totally suck some pokeboy's and pokemon's cock

>>29495487
>Not every fag is into burly muscle humans
ftfy.
Besides, we already have our burly muscles since gen 1.

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>>29494505

>>29495624
This. I'm one of the 2 ace grills but I don't talk about it. There's not really a reason for me to mention it to everyone I know so I don't. I just tell my family that I don't want kids and that's it.

>>29494655
Ok, but how many of those guys are trannies?

>>29495591
yes, isnt there an ace guy here too?

>>29495624
>most are tumblr girls trying to be cool and hip
god i fucking hate that its associated with that place
>usually quiet about it
sometimes for reason above yeah, but theyre honest if they know you wont judge

>>29495655
this, 2Dsexual when?

>>29494505
Who's the fourth one?

>>29495591
My best friend is an ace grill. There's just no sexual attraction, and she is sex repulsed. The idea of her having sex makes her blood run cold. She can tell when people are attractive (much like I can tell when a male is attractive even though I'm a gay female). She also has no sex drive.

Not all aces are sex repulsed though/no sex drive. Varies from person to person. Also see >>29495624. She doesn't really talk about it to anyone (besides me) pretty much for that reason.

>>29495833
somebody's oc from a thread yesterday

All these people claiming Archie, but I'm just gonna take Red home with me, okay?

>>29495861
The art style looks too professional to be an OC..

>>29495878
You got a problem there, my friend. I'm taking him home.

>>29495904
Oh dear. We'll have to have split custody.

>>29495883
You say this like we didn't have Joltik as a drawfag.

>>29494505
I am not gay but I don't have a problem with seeing naked dudes.

What does that make me?

>>29495917
I'm sorry, I don't know any of the drawfags by their names. Who is Joltik?

>>29495914
Well, I'm alright with sharing as long as I can get some of him

>>29495904
>>29495914
can i watch?

>>29495883
I think it's actually a mix of different characters.

I'm pretty sure the head comes from a guy in one of those pokémon arcade games, for example, and those legs+feet are also familiar.

>>29495942
a bro

>>29495942
Probably just a straightfag who's not insecure and easily triggered

>>29495942
normal
any straight male who acts like they're gonna lose every bit of their masculinity when they see a half naked guy definitely has a problem
you're fine

>>29495942
The kind of guy I try to get sentimentally close to.

and then we all cried

>>29495953
Yes. That turns me on.

>>29495942
someone who isn't easily triggered

>>29495944
http://joltik92.deviantart.com/gallery/

I have no idea if they post still, but their art was good. Though it's probably like >>29495954
stated. Just a mix of bases.

>>29495942
Not insecure

>>29495942
Not insecure [2]

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Claiming the daddiest of daddies

>>29494655
>asexual
More like can't get laid.

>>29496151
My very cute asexual friend would disagree.

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>>29496133
Can we share?

>>29496226
Sure if i can have Archie and Kukui every once in a while

>>29494655
>all these homo and bi dudes who could /y/ eachother
>all these homo and bi grills who coul /u/ eachother
>all these straight and bi guys and girls who could have a straight relationship
remind me again why there are so many people here who are single

You know this sort of makes me want to have a /vp/ meetup IRL. But we all know that'd be retarded.

>>29496133
godly taste anon

>>29496258
Because most of us are autistic as hell and/or don't like 3DPD.

>>29496258
some of us are ugly and/or fat

>>29495942

Nothing. I get really annoyed when guys act like they are going to literally barf when they see a penis. You probably fucking see your own every day

>>29496264
especially since we're all scattered across different countries
would be great though

Husbando claiming and shit aside, why isn't Archie real and why isn't he dating me?
>he will never wake you up at sunrise for an early swim
>you will never see him blush after complimenting his swimsuit while you're having a picnic by the beach
>he will never smooch you in your forehead after you help him out with his "computer bullshit"
>you will never jokingly tease him about being a 5'7 manlet that can't squat more than you after helping him with his workout
>you will never find a hurt water Pokemon with him and raise it together after he rants about muh ocean
>you will never rest your head on his chest while watching the sunset
It hurts vp

>>29496258
severe social retardation
crippling autism
being ugly as sin
Generally being insecure and scared

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>>29496258
A mix of not caring, wanting to be single, and not feeling like it's worth the effort trying to find a GF. I'm a simple person with simple needs desu.

>>29496258
see
>>29496327

>>29496319
Well I suppose we could have multiple groups for the countries, but it still wouldn't work because we're all too socially inept to even show up.

>>29496258
I'm not.

>>29496264
kek it would be really really bad
>u-uh i-i-i m s-orry
>o-o no its o-ok
there would probably be 1 or 2 very social people
i would be with them

>>29496327
>3/4 apply to me
this might explain things

>>29494655
>homo males are the largest group
huh, who would've thought

>Be an attractive nerd.
>Never have problems getting with other attractive nerds.
Feels nice.

>>29496362
>the very social people get themselves a harem of shy autists.

>>29494505
As a straight grill, I am okay with this.
So is my body.

>>29496424
I don't think that's how it works

>>29496403
Same

>be attractive nerd
>hate everyone around me
>no friends

People are stupid anyway. i wouldn't mind a good cuddle though.

Well now I want to make a poll to find out where you all are, but I don't know how to break it up (there's no way in hell I'm listing ALL countries).

>>29496438
well it should.

>>29496465
Do continents then

>>29496465
Could start with regions and then break up the more popular regions in a second poll.

>>29495942
it makes you not a normie pussy ;)

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>>29496327
>Generally being insecure and scared
I can related to this. Being around too many people make me nervous for some asinine reason. Being shy as fuck certainly doesn't help either.

>>29496445
You'll meet the right people someday.
I moved a year ago to a new state with my bf and even after a year he's still my only friend here. Everyone else I've met ended up being assholes or backstabbers. People do indeed suck, but not everyone. If I could make friends back in my previous city I can make friends here.

>>29496490
make seperate polls for different continents for example one for europe, one for asia and so on
should only include continents that are generally not internet or population deprived

>>29496545
Continents are huge, tho.

>>29496489
>>29496490
Like this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11523389

>>29494655
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11522764
ugh. i feel like people are just being assholes and voting as homo.

>>29496701
Why though? Literally what would be gained by doing so?

>>29496581
So how many votes should I wait for before I try to break it down into countries?

>>29496258
Crippling anxiety.

Evidently... queers

>humans only
boring thread

>>29496327
I'm not any of those I just like Pokémon

>>29494908

Oh wow. More Wulfric is always good

>>29496701

No, it's just that there are probably a lot more homos in the homo thread. Another anon pointed out that this thread isn't an accurate sample of /vp/

>>29497019
>this thread isn't an accurate sample of /vp/
indeed.
A thread about waifumons would give more accurate results.

>>29494856
>Wanting to have no fun
Sounds like /vp/ alright

I prefer twinks/bishie

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>>29496327
>when I was younger my parents were often at work and my brother at school so I only had my grandma to talk to
>one day I come home from kindergarten
>parents tell me my grandma died
>hide in the basement and cry, barely eat anything for a few days
>finally accept it and move on
>I was always a pretty quiet kid, while other kids were running around screaming I would quietly sit there and draw
>none of the other kids ever asked me if I wanted to play with them, the only non adult I had contact with was my brother who introduced me to Pokemon
>didn't make any friends until the end of first grade
>became friends with the one kid everyone bullied for no reason and get bullied myself when trying to defend her
>she liked Pokemon too and we often played together
>when she was in 5th grade she went to a different school, therefore we couldn't play as much
>go to her house one day only to be told that they had to move away
>lost my first and only friend
>in 5th grade everyone decided to either ignore or bully me for no reason, most likely because I was a new kid and also the shortest and therefore looked vulnerable
>this continued for three more years, which is one of the reasons I became even more shy and distanced myself from everyone as much as possible
>made another friend in 5th grade who had an abusive father
>because of him she became a massive bitch
>now I avoid people even more because I don't want to be backstabbed again
>in 9th grade I met a guy who also liked vidya
>he talked to his other friends more than he talked to me
>lost contact after a few years
after having every single person I ever liked taken away from me besides my parents and brother, getting especially hurt by the loss of a friend because I have trouble making friends and therefore try to keep the ones I have very close and being bullied and hated or ignored by everyone else I have become a shy, anxious, nervous, depressive and lonely wreck no one likes and I'll probably die alone

>>29495942
I'm not gay but I appreciate the male aesthetic.

What does that make me?

>>29498002
Very /fit/

>>29497939
holy fuck you're a massive beta faggot. nice pasta though.

>>29497939
don't worry anon, I do pretty well socially but still been away from people and playing pokemon games the past few weeks because I wanted to. If you know how to enjoy it, your own company is sometimes all you need. Sure thing knowing people is good, but seeing them very regularly is not utterly necessary.

>>29497939
anon do you need to talk

Bisexual male, but fanart of girl characters strikes me as too pandering / ridiculous.

I know the male fanart is just as pandering / ridiculous but I think my tolerance is just higher.

>>29494505
>Dat bulge on Kukui
KEK
E
KEK

>>29496327
all of the above for me

anything that moves. plus some that don't

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>>29494655
Of course you're gonna get tons of homophobic votes when you put the poll in a thread that's about gay shit

>>29499353
Homo* my new phone's autocorrect has yet to be honed
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOBILEFAG

>>29495591

>Why
Because no sexual attraction/desires.

>Jerk off for years, think I'm normal
>Realize in my 20s that I'm a virgin because I have no interest in having sex at all
>I jerk off just because the sensation feels good, thought that's what everyone else was doing
>Apparently it's normal to have sexual drive and want to have sex with people
>I always used to think I was just surrounded by especially thirsty people, but it might actually be the norm.

If you can't understand why people are ace then you're halfway to understanding why people are ace. I can't comprehend the idea of a sexual desire. Apparently it's like an animalistic, biological urge but I've got no frame of reference whatsoever.

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HOT HOT

>>29499770
Why is he half nigger?

>>29499555
yeah this is me but I still identify as homo cuz find them hot but when I actually have sex it's like Oh....well...that
..was shit and then i feel sick

GAYS WON

>>29499817
it's tanline babe but for some reason he was pale as fuck and tanned to nignog level wouldn't even be possible

>>29494522
/pol/ faggots please go.

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WHO /GUZMA/ HERE

>>29494589
No the idea we have a lot of fujos is just the fresh new meme. They don't outnumber us on /y/, why would they outnumber us here.

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>>29494505
I'm selectively gay, by which I mean only occasional gay for 2D. Blue/Green on the far right for instance.

>>29494505
Yes. Of course VP is gay

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>>29495024
Whatever, Red is mine.

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>>29499866
fixed

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>>29495431
Archie's pretty stacked even in the original style but I relate.

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>>29495591
>an offhand comment turned into a bunch of ace posts
my bad i didnt mean for this
to sum it up, its just a lack of desire. we dont find it appealing like others do. of course there are different kinds; sex repulsed, mastubate only, "well since my lover wants to", ect. its fine if others want to but ill just be off in the sidelines
to sum it up, think sports fans
>yeah sports are great! thats my favorite team! oh shit the playoffs are on everyone stfu!
>wanna build a team and play it ourselves?
>n-nah

>>29499895
guzma is my fucking boi
>ywn laugh at him fucking up and make him blush in embarassment

TFW you're just a short gay wanting a guy to be your Pokebae.

>>29495554
>But Twinks a best
Reminder when you say this you're exposing yourself as an underage fag. It's cool though. Go through your little phase, you'll like muscles when you're done.

>>29494505

/vp/ is full of fujos

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>>29495878
>>29495904
>>29495914
>>29495945
>>29495953
Red is not for sharing and he's not for degeneracy like voyeurism. You've forfeited him by being okay with these things and he's now my husband.

I'm bi, so, kinda.

>>29496258
To be fair I'm also willing to bet homo guys have the highest rate of people on /vp/ who ARE coupled, probably have the most amount of sex too. Pokemon is practically an intrinsic part of gay culture at this point.

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>>29500269
ottermode a best

>>29500319
>implying you need his consent

>>29494505
>Top Gay Tier
Red
Blue

>Manly Gay Tier
Archie

>Meh Gay Tier
Literally Who?
Kukui

>Shit Tier
Kiawe

>>29498034
So, gay.

>>29494655
tumblr has truly enveloped this entire board

>>29500680
>gay people only exist on tumblr hurr

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>>29500443
I accept otters. I just want some muscle on my guys. Don't get the appeal of spooky scary skeletwinks.

Don't watch Red he's mine.

>>29496382
Thanks to the nature of this thread, an unusually amount of gay men probably flocked to it.

>>29500760
Yeah it's obviously skewed but still nice.

>>29496258
Because I was raised on 2D.

>>29500143
Sooo, you have Simpson fetish, is that it ?

>>29500749
I nearly choked on my drink when I read "spooky scary skeletwinks", I love it

>>29500301
and?
fujos, autists, baiters, waifufags, pokefuckers and so on
same shitposting, different toilet

>>29500680
Gays aren't oppressed enough to be tumblr.
Also the majority of tumblr are straight girls with absent daddies and a severe victim complex.

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>Only place on the internet that likes gen 5 is a safespace board on 4chan of all things that is filled to the brim with ~LITERAL~ faggots

You cannot make this shit up.
The cherry on the top is you're all ugly cunts too. I on the other hand am straight up an 8/10 at bare minimum.

Gen 5 cucks are fucking disgusting, just like I thought.

>>29497939
Smells like pasta, but I can relate. Not so much to the anecdote, but the last part is more or less my outlook as well.

>>29499883

>Everything I dont like is /pol/!!

What a twat

>>29494505
no, just fujoshi

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>>29496028
Are you me?

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>>29500749
Sorry Red is for everyone. Not knowing how to share is most likely why your single.

>>29494505
Pretty sure the majority of us is bifags.

>>29494505
duh

>>29495942
Someone who deserves a blowjob

>>29499822
this is so relatable

>>29501050
Post pics and stats if you're gonna talk shit

Wait so are we gonna have a meetup or no?

>>29502407
meet me at the back of your nearest 7-Eleven and we'll talk

>>29494808
Straight but doesn't like sex.

>>29495655
You're bi by attraction but you prefer grills for the action.

>not putting a bulge on shelly
anons please

>>29494505
as hell

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>>29494505
>that kukui schlongpants

>>29494505
Well I've had sex with Men so I'm probably tipping the average.

>>29494522
This actually is hotter.

>>29494647
Female here

>>29502887
kys

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>Not being at least BI

>>29501376
>Not knowing how to share is most likely why your single.
>tfw polyamory master race

>>29500680
>>29500747
>>29500972
>not realizing people are just memeing and voting gay

YAAAAS

>>29495239
>being shocked over other people having preferences

>>29503007
beyonce thread isn't here
>>>/mu/

>>29496258
I'm a bi grill but I ain't single
The single people here seem too afraid to actually try for interaction with the other singles

>>29499895
ME! 100000% Guzma. I love him.

>>29494505
Also, where the fuck is Guzma?

>>29496258
Because people come to /vp/ to discuss Pokemon, not hunt for pussy
If you down tho big poppa pump is your hookup, holla if you hear me

>>29503186
Guzma is not handsome, anon...
Is not even hot.

>>29503247
kys

>>29494505
I'm gay now after seeing that pic

>>29503247
Shut up. I'm gonna come at you like that fucking ratmonkey from the Nutshack and shit on your head!

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Who's ready for some alolan meat?

>>29494505
Only for little boys.

>>29503247
Agreed desu, I never understood the love for Guzma

>>29503450
>>29503247
Twinks spoted

>>29496327
>mfw all of these and passable trap-tier attractive
>mfw it feels like a waste

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>>29501376
>>29502934
>they're cucks and actually proud of it
WEW

>>29501113
Behaving like you're on /pol/ is /pol/ you fucking retard.

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>>29503247
>>29503450
ive never seen posts so disgusting

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>>29503247
Don't talk shit about my boy

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>all these twinks
time to improve this thread

>>29501642
I mean, bifags had every reason to come to this thread and homos still won the poll.

>>29503518
>passable trap-tier attractive
Not an accomplishment. Traps are just guys who couldn't hack it as a real guy and coasts off the shit taste of your average 4chan bisexual. A hot masc guy blows you out of the water any day.

>>29503659
>barafagoos

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Archie is the perfect husbando. He's boisterous, friendly, kind, a total bro, muscular, has nice facial hair and cute, handsome, and sexy all in one package. It's like Gamefreak specifically designed him to be the best possible boyfriend material.

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>>29503659
Where's Red fall as far as twinks and bara goes? I'm mostly into bara but if Red doesn't count I'm gladly making an exception.

>>29503372
>>29503421
>>29503486
>>29503625
>>29503637
Why are you people so defensive over a character so average looking, who we barely even know anything about?

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>>29503687
>current year
>not liking bara

>>29503748
>>/trash/

>>29503768
pass the sauce bro

>>29503681
>passable trap-tier attractive
>Not an accomplishment. Traps are just guys who couldn't hack it as a real guy and coasts off the shit taste of your average 4chan bisexual. A hot masc guy blows you out of the water any day.

>Speaking objectively about purely subjective matters
>getting this assmad because I'm a cute you can't appreciate

Now this is what I call autism.

>>29503777
I said only for little boys you chubby little queer.

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>>29503777
nice post

>>29503748
Girls like their woobied bad boys.

>>29503809
shut the fuck up faggot

>>29503817
thanks

>>29503777
Most deserving trips I have ever seen thank you bobby

>>29503792
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

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>>29503828
>woobied
I had to Google that, but yeah I think he's fun to see teased
Definitely don't see how he's ugly though

>>29503856
Please do

I want Blue to rub his glorious bulge against my face.

>>29503788
Won't let me post a link. Go on e621 and search "elfein machoke".

>>29503792
Who's mad? I'm just stating facts.

>>29503777
Let me suck your dick for that great trips of yours, you deserve it.

>>29503828
What the shit does Big Foot have to do with Guzma?

>>29503949
I'm only 4 inches fully erect, so don't expect anything too impressive when I'm going at your ass like a woodpecker trapped in a steel coconut.

>>29504029
Kek

>>29504029
Boner killer

>>29501376

why does he gets thinner

>>29503681
>Traps are just guys who couldn't hack it as a real guy and coasts off the shit taste of your average 4chan bisexual. A hot masc guy blows you out of the water any day.
What if you're not going for "hot" what if you're going for an austere beauty?

>>29503940
>>29504027
FUCK I meant woobified.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie

>>29503990
give me vagina boobs

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>>29503659
>that whitewash

>>29494722
I'm also a whale. You should get yourself a cute grill though. Looks like the only homo grills on /vp/ are fat fucks.

>>29504167
tan is overrated

>>29504080
I admit, maybe I slightly feel that towards Guzma.

>>29503856
Not unless I'm paralyzed and in the red you faggot

>>29503978
>Who's mad? I'm just stating facts.
>facts
>subjective matters

What did you mean by this, fuckboy?

>>29504029
I'm willing to take you up on that.

I'm scared that red and blue reminds me of Chris and Piers.

...fuck it someone give them sailor outfits.

>>29504435
Why do they remind you of them?

>>29504289
Twinks/traps are for low test fags and bisexuals whose taste in men is informed by their taste in women. They're bottom of the barrel.

>>29504394
Don't you mean take him up the ass?

>>29504569
You knew exactly what I meant

wanna watch?

>>29504526
>still speaking objectively on subjective preference

I've requested a team of analysts to decipher what you meant by this.

>>29494505
yes

>>29504738
Wow. And you called me autistic. No wonder you're single. Besides being worthless in every other respect.

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>>29504882
Too mean

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>>29503763
Groce

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>>29504925
You're right. I went too far. I'm sorry, trapfag.

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>>29503763
>>29504981

What is the appeal of these clowns and why does the majority of gays eat that shit up?

Also, to people baffled by people being attracted to Guzma: He is just my taste. Plus, he seems like the kinda guy who would probably pamper his lover so she/he never feels how he has felt his whole life. And I find him handsome. And cute. And funny. That's just me, though. I won't force Guzma on people, but I won't stop drawing him, damn it!

>>29505235
It's supposed to be fun/ny because women are the worst.

>>29501355
No, I'm not a balliocuck.

>>29505287
bost it

>>29494505
Archie my love

No one comes close

>>29505307
Damn, Kukui is so hot, especially that expression.
>>29505310
I'm a woman, and I think it is utterly ridiculous. They look fugly.

>>29505307
wut is this

>>29505340
Nah
just check drawthreads. I go there frequently.

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>>29505377
Are you the person who keeps drawing these?

>>29505287
He has a lot of fans for a reason, keep drawing him qt

>>29505307
The Kukui of good fortune and nice pecs had blessed this thread

>>29499895
I love Guzma so fucking much I started writing fan fiction again.

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>>29495181
He thinks there are more than 10 actual women in these threads

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>>29505017
>that pixiv red crossed out

>>29505594
Is Sun the cutest looking male protagonist? I think the only competition he has is Hilbert.

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tfw bi master race

>>29505903
this

>>29505903
>>29506310
>master race

Faggots