>He fapped to Pokémon and Pokegirls, and not R E A L women's

>>28358487
i only fap to pokemon, you got a problem with that nigger?

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Hey I'm not proud of it.

>>28358487
>women`s

I only fap to real women to be honest.
Drawn, gay, and furshit does nothing

>>28358487
nigger i fap to everything
get on my level

>>28358544

What about real female animals?

>>28358573
nah

>>28358487
That's a lie. I've only fapped to Pokémon. Cute boy Pokémon. And I won't stop.

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>>28358487
Pokemon won't break your heart. Plus you get to keep a nice little collection of them.

>>28358627
god she's hot

this is why pokeporn is the best thing, fuck 3dpd

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>>28358487
mine

>>28358544
>heh...don't mean to brag, but uh I can't masturbate to drawings heh
oh wow look at this big boy everyone. we got a real tough guy

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Chicken-chan is the reason i wake up in the morning

>>28358755
it was an on topic statement. Sorry I activated your insecuraties

>>28358839
a human
gross

I fap to everything I consider hot enough, real or nah.

You're masturbating, there's nothing great or R E A L about it. So might as well have a good one.

>>28358487
>Fapping to real humans
Wow, didn't know that was still a thing.

>>28358903
>Continue on
Fantasy is just fantasy. I will never titfuck a thicc succubus or skullfuck a dullahan, just like I will never violate a Glaceon with my body temperature or choke on Goo dra's tongue in my mouth. No different from I will never fuck and spank women from the porn I watch.
Fapping to real women is no better than fapping to anything else.

I'm aseuxual...i want to ask you guys a thing.
Why do you like pokemon sexually aren't they animals?

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>he wants to be in a relationship with a pokemon

>>28358487
>Pokémon and Pokegirls
Ew, fuck no Just pokemon, loads of pokemon

>>28358944
pokemon aren't animals, when will this meme end

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>>28358487
FYI

>>28358944
pokemon are pokemon. they replace animals in the pokemon earth.

>>28358965
Well,still whats the point of having sex at all?
i just don't get it,i can't get erect wth women or men,so see it a little weird,why do you get turned on touching vaginas or penises of twinks?

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>>28358865
Don't insult chicken-chan

>>28359005
>Whats the point of having sex at all?
Reproduction.
Getting pleasure of it ensures we as a species have more offspring, so our genetic code can carry on.

>>28359017
balloon head mode activated

>>28358980
FYI
http://www.strawpoll.me/10737100/r

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>>28358952
>He doesnt

i fap to all sexy girls, doesent matter if they are drawn or they are real

>>28359041
i tried with both females and males and i don't get pleasure,why?

>>28359067
I want to have sex with N-kun

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The key to beauty is minimalism, to gloss over the details and only putting the essentials on display while hiding imperfections. Why do you think wrinkles and acne is considered unattractive, while women with dolled-up faces caked in cosmetics is considered beautiful?

2D glosses over the details, it does away with imperfections, and therefore it is beauty. 3D does not have the same privilege and will always be full of imperfections no matter how hard they try to hide it.

This is also why eastern art styles often are held in higher regard than western art, because eastern styles is a lot better at capturing this sense of beauty by simplifying. In the west we have had a tendency to exaggerate imperfections (which is why you get those gross looking stills in cartoons like Ren & Stimpy or SpongeBob) and there is currently some sort of art movement about "embracing imperfections" going on in communities like tumblr where people draw intentionally imperfect stuff.

Pic completely unrelated.

>>28358487
>unironically liking vaginas

>>28359080
I couldn't have said it better myself anon

>>28358573
I'm not a furry so I don't either.

>real women
>real anything

Gross.

>>28359091
>admitting being gay

>>28359126
>not admitting being gay
Better than those closet fags

>>28358487
For me is the opposite.

>>28359142
Sorry, I prefer being straight.

>>28359072
Maybe because you have a hypoactive sexual desire disorder? What do I know? I don't you and I'm not a doctor.

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>>28359142
>Calling himshelf gay and only liking twinks
(you)

>>28359080
>there is currently some sort of art movement about "embracing imperfections" going on in communities like Tumblr
Why am I not surprised anymore?

>>28359126
>2016
>not being gay

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>>28359161
>Liking men in any way

>>28359104
>Furries like real animals
When will this meme end

>>28358525
>not being proud of what you fap to
You have a sad life I want to fug samurott

Male Mudsdale is the only Pokemon I fapped to

>>28359295
>>>/mlp/
And admit to jerking it to keldeo while you're at it

Why fap to real women? how pointless. If you want to fap, you do so to something more special than just people. Pokegirls are shit too desu. Anybody who faps to them and not pokemon is a closet furry

>>28359345
Nobody should be ashamed to fap to anything (except shtoa,if you fap to shota you need to kill yourself)

>>28359321
I thought all mlp horses are girls. Thats why I never though of them as a fap material.

>>28359259
I am a fetishist and I wish I was not

>>28359418
stop fapping to your shota garbage and start fapping to real women,i'll help your twisted mind.

>>28359418
you're not alone but what can you do? might as well take pride in what you cant change about yourself

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>>28358487
>not fapping to both

>>28358777
welp

It seems like I have a new Pokemon to fap to

>>28359376
I'm not saying they should be ashamed, I'm saying they should own up to their true fetishism

>>28359381
>being gay
>>>/out/

>>28359295
furfag

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>>28359440
>might as well take pride in what you cant change about yourself
If you want to end like JustinRPG, sure.

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>>28358487
normies get out

>>28359446
consider alolan vulpix too

>>28358777
>>>/k/

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>>28359444
>fapping to disgusting 3D WHORES

>>28359381
Nice bait.

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>>28359345
Pokegirls are just anime girls,
Does fapping to non-pokegirl hentai make me a closet furry?

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>>28359560
>fapping to shota
just kys already.

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>>28358487
wew.exe

>>28359345
>fapping to girls, but not pokemon makes you a closet furries
I always wanted to practice lobotomy.

>>28359512
meh

>>28359592
Shota is not the only fetish that exists, my friend.

>>28359753
Shota is the worst fetish everr,so i expect degenerates like you liking that garbage.

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>>28359764

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>>28359592
>implying shota is bad

>>28359777
DELET SHOTA NOW

>>28359781
kys,shotaliker

>>28359781
>implying it isn't

>>28359764
Can somone explain what thos shota thing is ? Does it have something to do with Shota from the anime ?

>>28359825
No,it'ls liking femenine men,aka lesbians and straight dudes that should kys for having that trash fetitsh.

>>28359825
Literally just google shotacon.

My man, did a shotafag shit in your cereal this morning? You're acting like complete cancer across this board. Fuck off.

>>28358755
You mean a normal person? Fucking freak

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>>28359851
Why are you defending that aberraton anon?
trust me i have my motives fot hating them.

I've fapped to Pokémon (and few hand selected [pun intended] other furries) for at least 18 years now, female AND male. No shame, no regret, no intention to stop. Men/women/real animals do nothing for me (yes I tried).

>>28359886
Okay, I get it, you just watched Boku No Pico, right?

>>28359851
Plus I bet he's an underage too.

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This.
Fucking.
Thread.

>>28359900
>Male
shotafag detected

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>>28359810
>>28359809

>>28359906
I've watched boku no pico,and it isn't the only reason why i hate em.
I hate how they go for the street talking loud and they shitty effeminate voice.

>You fags don't just fap to whatever makes your dick hard
>even if it includes shota or furry or loli or trap/futa whatever

You guys are missing out

>>28359927
And your reason to behave like a crybaby, besides lowest tier shitposting, is...?

>>28359911
Yeah, because god forbid people fantasise about plowing/getting plown by more than one gender.

>>28359916
Nobody cares,shotafag

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>>28358487
Going to be honest what's the difference between faping to a fictional character and a picture of a woman on a magasine? both are just fantasise, your never going to get with either. And what about the times you fap to something created in your mind? isn't that the same thing than fapping to a picture? Its just that the picture is an establish character.

>>28359963
I want shotas and shotafags to be erradicated to the earth.i want to hit them until they apologyze for beign a mistake.
>>28359977
Everyone should be straight and normal acting.

>>28359986
Holy fuck. He looks like death is too afraid to tell him that he's actually already dead.

>>28360005
Holy fuck,this guy the most homophobic person i ever know.

>>28359080
but all I can think of is that some oily male loser drew it

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Only ugly people fap to Cartoon characters

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Ok, check all Pokémon you've fapped

>>28360005
lol, not happening, not now, not ever. Maybe you should get a dildo and give it a try. How knows, you might like it. The bad dragon ones are really nice.

>>28360043
do you fap at that shota right?
mistake

>>28360005
(You) said that you were asexual, in the Lurantis thread. Go ahead, and eradicate yourself.

>>28360005
>everyone should be straight
Back to post-modern era with you and that mentality and I'm not even gay.

>>28360047
Mega Medichan and Mega Lopunny only.
I'm a vanilla masturbator.

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>>28358487
>not fapping to bara pokemen
Shittiest taste anon

>>28360054
ARE YOU TELLNG ME TO TRY A GAY TOY?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM A STUPID FAGGOT SHOTAFAG? KYS HOLY SHIT,I'M ASEXUAL STUPID.

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>>28360047

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>>28360005
Would you?

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>>28360078

>>28360078
That's exactly what I'm telling you. Although I probably don't have to. Only the people most deep in the closet are that defensive.

>>28360094
only if i can take his knot after

>>28360059
What the hell man, i am not a pedophile

>>28360094
No,die and suffer,stupid shotafag.
You're luky to not beign with me,i'll hit you until you apologyze for being the mistake you are.

>>28360104
No,i'm not in the closet.
I just hate these aberrations called shota and these pedophiles/shotafags wantng to fuck hilbert,red and etc.

>>28360105
I don't think an Eevee would be packing much.

>>28360153
Yeah, don't get an Eevee to do an Arcanine's job.

>>28360118
>>28360147
I agree with this anon honestly.i'm a gay man that only likes bara,and i can say that shotas and shotalkers really made a bad impresion of the community.

>>28360094
If I would get fucking drunk with Eevee, yes.
If I would fuck the drunk Eevee, no.

>>28360047
All except ferrothorn

>>28360047
>Nidoqueen just because I wanted to see if I could
>Typlosion when the internet was still young, paired with
>Tyranotaur
>Jynx because I wanted to see what existed/if I could
>Hypno gifs of him fucking May

I was young once. Would prefer real actors any day of the week

>>28359492
So having pride on something means you have to parade it autistically? Stop being extreme anon. Learn to enjoy your unchangeable quirks and desires without shouting it to the world other than here anonymously

>>28360153
>>28360173
small dom/big sub is adorable though

>3dpd

>>28360047
>he hasn't seen the picture with all Pokemon in an orgy

>>28360393
True, although I'd rather be the small sub for a big dom, then a big dom for a small sub.

>>28360415
Post it/link it

>>28360449
That's why I save everything my dick likes. These sites are too unreliable.

>>28358487
>She assumes things because people fap to fictional character

Look, just because you're fat and insufferable doesn't mean people won't fuck real women.

>>28360449
Different anon here, but if anyone knows of an image that fits this description please link it. The thought that someone could have made such a thing is astonishing and hard to believe

>>28360371
But that's a complete different thing, and it's called to accept it, rather than "being proud" of it.

>>28360449
Is it updated to 721 or to 7th generation?

>>28360501
It's very poorly drawn and looks like something you'd find in cringe threads, I think it was before XY, it's been a while since I've seen it.

>>28360529
721

>>28360529
See >>28360542, I'm not sure but I think it's just up to Gen5.

>>28360618
disgusting

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>>28360618
Delet this

>>28360642
Your tits are weird.

>>28358944
are you the ace person from yesterday who hated gays? lmao

>>28360618
She's kinda cute.

Little on the skelly side though

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>>28359225
>liking women

>not fapping exclusively to gay shota

you a bunch of faggots or something?

>>28360725
Post non-skeletons.

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>>28360047

>>28360725
Chinese drawings at least feature equal sized tits.

>>28360744
>roastie
lmao

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>>28360763
Oh fuck, my favourite pornstar. How did you know?

>>28360763
>doesn't like thread
>spams in thread so that it stays on page 1 and gets more exposure
I don't understand you people

>>28360886
Because they're not as boring

>>28360891
Don't give him (You)s please

>>28360927
human females do nothing for me. human males and pokemon on the other hand..

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>>28360047
I am...ashamed..

>>28360909
I won't, but out of sheer curiosity, is there anything to gain from "(You)"s? Besides the obvious e-penis rubbing, of course.

the real loser is someone that picks a side

a balance of 2D and 3D of all different sorts is the only way
gotta keep things fresh, explore a little

follow your dick

>>28360987
nigga why not both?
that's what I do

>>28360961
Only one to be ashamed about is dragonite. The rest are all top tier.

>>28361054
thats the beauty of it
too much detail looks bad to me

>>28360725
Or you know, the examples you're posting are just as flawed an ideal if not worse to pursue as the Chinese drawings you're condemning.

But that's none of my business.

>>28361002
Yeah, but if your dick says "this side of the fence, please", I think it's safe to choose sides without loosing anything.

>>28361002
I'd rather not...It'll go for just about anythingwithin reason/limits if it's hot.

>>28361054
>>post some simple as fuck drawing with no details at all
This is exactly why 2D>3D
See
>>28359080

>>28360805
It can be many reasons

-Attention
-Lashing out anonymously on a person you might know
-"Savior" complex born out the presumption Pokemon and Pokegirl fappers have no interest in living breathing women.
-Jealousy

That sort of thing.

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>>28358487
Because 2D is love

>>28360975
If you give someone attention because of something they do, they will proceed with that thing as long as they get attention.
Look at >>28361005 and >>28361007 for example. They made posts that can easily lead into a conversation. That causes that guy to not stop posting 3D porn, 'cause he gets attention for it. That's the problem with giving (You)s sometimes.

>>28360948
Pokemon males and females, or just pokemon males?

>>28361088
Mods.

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>>28360047
I genuinely wanted to see how much I would get
Holy fuck I'm a degenerate

Janitors, do your job whenever you are ready! No need to over exert yourselves!

>>28361123
>pasting an inferior girls face onto her

find a bridge and take a big step off the edge of it

>>28361155
both. it's kinda weird. i can only get off to guys if its 3d, both males and females if it's 2d

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What about Ultra beasts? are they ok?

>>28361165
Well...you certainly made me feel less bad about my issues.
>>28361166
Senpai please. The mods only respond to hunger games.

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>>28361166
>being a total faggot

>>28361117
>-"Savior" complex born out the presumption Pokemon and Pokegirl fappers have no interest in living breathing women.
>something they readily admit to when called out for their faggotry
>presumption

Pick one.

>>28361192
>lips are non existant
>nipples are too white
>not 2d

>>28358944
I'm ace and I'd fuck a Pokemon

>>28361192
scar.

>>28361131
You assume we care.

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>>28358487
Vote Trump and anime waifus will soon be real

>>28361192
Maybe it's the way I am but i hate when they look directly at the camera. Makes me feel like I'm being stared at asinine as that is...

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Reminder that 3Dfags don't go to Gensokyo when they die

You can fug real women, so why masturbate to them all the time when you have non-realistic things like pokemon and anime girls? Mix things up, you boring fucks.

>>28361254
shes ugly

>>28361094
If it makes your dick hard, it makes your dick hard. No reason to set arbitrary limits that you will break eventually anyway.

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>>28359080
>(which is why you get those gross looking stills in cartoons like Ren & Stimpy or SpongeBob)
Simpsons is a goldmine for them.

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>>28360047

>>28361285
ugly 11 year old boy face

>>28361238
You should care if someone annoys you and you want him to stop. Replying to him won't do that

>>28359080
It kind of goes both ways.

Some women in real life are appealing BECAUSE of their imperfections. The problem with models, porn stars and sometimes celebrities is that there's too much emphasis to appear perfect in some manner.

Maybe it's because body type isn't meaty enough, maybe it's because there's too much make-up, maybe it's because the only asset they have is looks and nothing more.

With 2D characters, you get a glimpse at a BIT more of their quirks or personality just like being with/spending time with a real person. That dynamic is lost on models, porn stars and celebrities unless they blog about that shit.

>>28361275
>implying I want kids
>implying I want to be responsible for someone other than myself
>implying I don't enjoy my peace and quiet

Nah I'm good...Currently happy living the single life for the moment if it ever changes.

>>28361296
>every vivillion color pattern
That takes some dedication

>>28359126
>/vp/
>pretending to be straight

>>28361360
nice fat rolls

jk humans are ugly

>>28361356
imagine hordes of horny vivilions

>>28361347
I can relate to this. I find many models creepy honestly. Look like giant plastic dolls

>>28361348
I don't know how you got that from my post.

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>/vp/: A well moderated board.

>>28361401
...can the clothes be wet?

>>28361401
A man of taste.

However
>taken

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>>28361358
Sugimori Volcarona

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>>28361358
Chinese knockoff snorlax

>>28361417
whats so good about humans?

>>28361446
>>28361468
Stop same fagging.

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>>28361358
Fixed shiny zoroark

>>28361414
Yes.

But it also needs to be on topic, and not furry, according to the rules.

So if you've got a wet, clothed pokemon-related human girl (or cute pokemon just not in an explicitly sexual situation, if you're one of those), them post away. You're the cancer of the board, but at least it's legal content, making you time and a half better than anything else in this thread.

>>28361492
Epic

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honestly the only real woman that I ever liked was the creepy ghost lady that would appear in random places and tell me cryptic shit back when I was 13. She raised my standards so much that I can't look at women with physical bodies and think of them as attractive.

>>28360005
Time for you to get a Big Boy opinion that's not mommy or daddy's.

>>28359842
>>28359927
Also you think shota is about a fetish for effeminate men with gay lisps? You have google right there. Disable the parental lock on your computer, and do some research. Just make sure to re-enable it before your homeschool lessons tomorrow. Also make sure your penis doesn't feel funny looking at anything or you'll go blind.

>>28359104

>implying all furries would fuck a dog

I'm 90% sure that's false because dogs don't have massive tits near their forelegs.

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Would check Rockruff aswell, but it's not an the chart yet.

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>>28361358

>>28359381

Just look up Braeburned. That's all that needs to be said.

>>28361609
>sneasel
>not weavile
What's the difference?

Most fetishes revolve around "ordinary" sexual behaviors taken to an extreme.

Humans have a natural instinct to spread their genes as widely as possible. From an evolutionary perspective, this makes sense; if your tribe is vulnerable to a disease, and the girl from the tribe a few miles off is immune, then you want to fuck that girl so your offspring are immune and your genes will continue. The interracial fetish is a mild extreme of this; xenophilia as is common on /aco/ involving aliens and robots is the "medium" extreme, and bestiality/pokephilia is the farthest extreme. Pokephilia is different from bestiality only because Pokemon are capable of informed consent.

>>28361589
It's a weird phenomenon. 3D animals do nothing for me, but pokemon get me harder than anything else. Maybe it's because they're fantasy creatures or 2D. Anthro will always and forever be trash though.

>>28361636
Ask my dick. Maybe I haven't found the right picture yet.

>>28359381
Not even close. Orange apple one has a country hoss of a brother. Pun intended.

>>28361560
literally worse than pokephiles desu

>>28361639
>breeding age
>capable of informed consent.
>gave it
Still passes the Harkness test. As legitimate as any other extraplanetary or monstrous species.

With how much this guy is posting and not getting banned, I can only assume it's a mod the one doing it.

>>28361668

Possibly also because the commonly fapped-to ones have some sort of anthropomorphism going on (see:gardevoir, lopunny, lucario, lilligant, etc).

I dunno, I still prefer pokemon myself. I know a Brazilian guy who has fucked a dog before though. He recommended it, but I think I'll pass. If I want to feel a knot in my ass I'll buy a bad dragon product.

>>28361762

If you're going to post porn, at least stay on topic to the board and post pokeporn, thanks.

>>28361798
>I know a Brazilian guy who has fucked a dog before though. He recommended it, but I think I'll pass. If I want to feel a knot in my ass I'll buy a bad dragon product.
The dog fucked him in the ass? How the fuck did that happen?

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>>28361358
"Kadabra"

>>28361840
That's what he's protesting though.
It would be hypocritical.

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>>28361798
>I know a Brazilian guy who has fucked a dog before though.

See I know I'm into some weird shit but I'm glad I'll never go that far off the deep end.
>>28361843

Something something alpha male shit

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>>28361358
>the hunger game bait post actually worked

...well then

>>28361798
Can only recommend them. I think Rex is my favorite one in terms of knotting. Nothing than riding that one and pretending it's Typhlosion/Lucario/Arcanine/Zoroark plowing you.

>>28361963
fuck that sounds hot

i need to buy some bad dragon products

>>28361213
Thats fine

>>28361933
if it worked it would've taken the whole thread with it

>>28361933
And I didn't even get banned for it so it wasn't a kamikaze board defense. I'm ecstatic. Thanks eventually based mods.

>>28362012
Mods! He swapped to phone posting! You'll have to ban him twice.

>>28362012
you first my dude

>>28362012
>try to report post
>I can't because someone with my ip already reported it
Which one of you fucks is stealing my internet.

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>>28358487
I don't fap to females at all.

>>28362115
Where do you live?

>>28362115
I'm posting from my university.
I'd be not surprised if somebody out here is memeing in this thread though.

>>28362189
California

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>>28362163
>being gay
Fucking disgusting bi is the right way to go

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>>28360047
99% of the time it was Pokemon on human so I don't even know if it counts.

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>>28360047
y-yeah...

>>28362285
>not fapping to unown

>>28362304
look again

>>28362201
Not me then. Thought you might be my flatmate.

>>28362285
>Fapped to Metagross
How do you even

>>28362285
you brave son of a bitchq

>>28362313
The "I" unown has double the potential of the one you fapped to

>>28362313
>unown exclamation mark
Terrific taste

>>28358487
>fapping to 3DPD

>>28362285
>unown !
I probably even know what picture you masturbated to.

>>28362163
>>28362219
>can fap to both

I shouldn't and yet...

>>28362285
>metagross
>not ferrothorn
The only difference are the barbs dude

>>28359080

By that logic, hearing a flawless rendition of "Ave Maria" on the kazoo is a more pure expression of beauty than a sun version where the singer hits a couple notes a little high or a little flat in an otherwise perfect performance.

>>28362333
Ok glad it wasn't just me thinking that.

>>28362387

sung*

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Anon OP...

>>28362285
Just when I thought I was the only one who fapped to Xatu...

>>28362333
i just find metagross aesthetically pleasing
also there's porn of it

>>28362371
that's a pretty big difference bud

>>28362345
just IMAGINATION

>>28362285
My list is probably more like this.

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This thread has inspired me to make a journey to fap to every pokemon that exists. I'll start tomorrow since I've already fapped twice today;

>>28362422
xatu is a cutie

>>28362460
Lucky you. I can't sleep without having 4-6 good wanks a day =/

>>28362460
Godspeed, Anon. Make a thread once you start so we can cheer you on

>>28361609
>He fapped to Arceus
Where can I get porn of it?

>>28362460
I'm going after the ones I haven't done yet, since >>28362285 is both admirable and intimidating

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>>28362460
I remember about one year ago some guy tried to do the same, in National Dex order and was at 5th generation.
I wish you best of luck.

>>28362500
It's full of porn of Arceus out there. 5 minutes on Pixiv or E 621 should do it.

>>28362460
I think I'll try it too. If I fap four times a day I'll be done in 6 months.

>>28362500
everywhere there is porn and its amazing

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>>28362488
>>28362522
>fapping four times a day
That's a bit too much dont you think?

>>28362554
Anything is possible if you're horney enough
At the cost of your dick throbbing in agony

>>28362519
>>28362522
Thanks!

>>28362554
If your low test, maybe. I can't sleep if I don't fap at least twice

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>>28362594
...No one here needed actual proof.

>>28362604
I did

>>28362587
>>>/facebook/

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>>28362219
>Anthro
Anon, do the right thing a fug a real charizard

This feels like the best place to ask:
WHERE IS THE TYPE:NULL PORN?

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>>28360047

Am i doing this right

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>>28359080
An outline of your dick would be pretty simple but I don't want it hanging on my wall

>This is also why eastern art styles often are held in higher regard than western art
And despite this art as we know it today has been overwhelming influenced by the artists and trends of western europe

>>28362629
Fuck you, I'm more concerned about porn of the new qt extradimensional jellyfish girl

>>28362629
e621

>>28362625
>anthro
>because it has eyelashes and big hips
Anon, please

>>28362620
>cacturne
>alakazam
>shuckle
Excellent

>>28362620
You haven't lived till you've jacked it to absol porn. Get on that shit nigga.

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>>28362652
It doesn't has the body shape of charizard. It is not the eyelashes, it the fact that it has human hips

>>28362554
1. At morning before getting up.
2. When going to bed.
3. One hour after going to bed and before sleeping.
4. ???

I would try too, but Magnemite and such would prove to be quite a challenge.

>>28362219
Anthro doesn't count.

>>28362643
High tier western art is REALLY good. Eastern emulating western is pretty good. Western emulating eastern is often shitty.

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>>28360047
This is a great reflective tool.

The world needs more lunaala porn.

>>28362731
This. She's the reason I'm buying moon, its so amazing. At least what little there is is very creative

>>28362643
>art as we know it today in the western hemisphere and European-descended cultures
ftfy

No shit. In South Korea, china, and Japan and other east-asian cultures, art as we (they) know it today has been overwhelming[sic] influenced by the artists and trends of Japan and China

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>>28362285
>aegislash line
just... how

>>28362706
something something "look how far we've cum"

>>28362764
they're all really cute,,,,,,

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>>28362706
Tell about about all the things you would do to pic related.

>>28362554
Maybe. But I'm just naturally horny a lot of the time. Sometimes I didn't even get to work without going for it. 4 times is really just the lower bound. If I'm off work for a day (or really just on the weekends), it goes up to a solid dozen if I find a new picture I particularly like. For quite some time, I honestly thought about getting castrated because of that. But not being able to fap to my favorite mons at all wasn't as desireable either.

>>28362701
It does, it has spindly arms, a big lower body and a thic tail. I really dont see why making the hips wider suddently makes it anthro.

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You know, i was kinda feeling bad about myself, but after seeing this thread, holy shit, I feel like i'm not a degenerate anymore, thanks /vp/.

>>28361963
Please say you're a grrrl

>>28362899
why did you feel bad about yourself?

>>28362899
Nice tumblr blog

>>28362915
Nope, sorry.

>>28362899
It's never too late to begin, anon.

>>28362387
A purer expression of memes certainly

>>28362830
I've heard about people getting ED if they keep fapping like 8 times every day. Be careful, man.

>>28362830
I'm extremely horny, but I try to contain myself dude, I only do it twice a day, sometimes once. In the morning and sometimes at night. It can cause harm, you know.

>>28362995
>Holy shit this is gross! delete it!
>Also, can we have a thread to have more of these?
What

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>e621 is down
>need to fap

>>28362995
Conversation is nice and all, but I'd prefer to stick to this thread. It would grant 3 hours more until it gets archived.

>>28362953
Thanks for your concern, I'll be careful. Funny tho, the moment you posted that, Amazon sent me an email, that a new bottle of lube is beeing sent. Which is high time, August's bottle is almost empty and I have yet to play today.

>>28362830
the others are right, as king degenerate of this thread, you must be nice to your penis

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>>28363048
use your imagination.

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>>28363048
Make an encrypted partition and store all your porn there.
At least I have mine protected under 3 lines of defense, and an encrypted partition is one of them.

>>28363074
King? O_o When did that happen?

>>28363066
I've always just used my saliva as lube.

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>>28360047
Pardon the shitty white pixels.
I would have colored in the other forms of Furfrou, Granbull, and the Fall form of Sawsbuck if I found porn of them.

>>28363048
>not saving several folders just in case
>not using imagination
Wow

>>28363097
>>28363078

>>28363095
I use soap

>>28363048
Use a different site you helpless millenial

>>28363101
>>28363091
I do have a few folders, but im doing a cumlocke of alpha sapphire and don't have any mightyena pics saved.

>>28363095
I don't nearly produce as much of that as I would need. Also, lube is a great deal better at its job.

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>>28363101
>tfw I have nearly 50gb of porn saved and tons of eroge for emergency situations

>>28363123
I never use lube. I always do it dry.

>>28363161
Aww, come on man. Don't be cheap to your own bum.

>>28363095
>needing lube

>>28363161
Are you cut? I'm uncut and it really doesn't feel good unless there's something to help it glide over cause the glans is really sensitive.

>>28363138
>cumlocke of alpha sapphire
Now you got me curious.

>>28363138
Whats a cumlocke

>>28363207
>>28363214
Pretty simple. It's just the regular nuzlocke rules with only one added. You must fap to porn of each pokemon you catch.

>>28363203
I have a normal penis. I've always heard that it was the cut guys that need lube.

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>>28363251
I'm doing that in SM then
it'll probably hurt even more when one of my favourite party members dies

>>28363276
I don't. Got plenty to spare so no lube needed.

this whole topic and conversation is weird

>>28363298
...exactly how many NSFW lockes are there?

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>>28360047
here is mine

Mods where? Nuke this thread already

>>28363334
Aside from giratina, you have a marginally normie taste the rest of the eeveelutions are a good point to start with

>>28363314
>implying you don't love talking about cock

>>28363314
This is how I talk with my irl friends. It's comfy when you can talk about things people find taboo.

>>28363276
Well it's not _needed_ to make me cum but it feels a whole lot better with lube.

>>28363314
It's just us bros talking about how we jerk off, bro.

>>28363372
I don't? Only reason I'm doing it now is because we're anonymous. It's nice to be open about this junk.

>>28363437
>implying you don't love being open about your junk

>>28363406
I don't talk about this shit even with my IRL friends. I prefer to be as closed as possible. As I've said, my fetishes are disgusting.
I love talk anonymously about this shit, I don't want it bound to my real life.