Pokemon Go general - /pgg/ - Penis edition

First for WHY ARE BETA TESTRS GETTING EVERYTHING I WANT THE UPDATE NOW REEEEEEEEEE

>>28010316
Second for INSTINCT BOTTING TEAM

>>28010316
I imagine I'm going to see a bunch of pics like in the op's in the coming days.
>>28010334
Hopefully end of today for droid if that post was legit from the last thread.

>there is unironically still no tracker

Does someone have a link to a german (!)site explaining Spark's phrases during appraisal? They're worded somewhat differently compared to what you'd get when you just translate the english ones.
Would've been better if Niantic just showed IVs directly instead of sugarcoating everything.

>>28007856
>Not everyone can hit poke spots from bed fatty

>implying those who go to bed before work are fat
Yeah okay... Cityfags on average tend to be significantly skinnier than their rural counterparts.

>>28000000
>>27999999
just curious how /vp/ treats these guys. wonder if I'll see any christian bale psycho get memes

>>28010428
>just curious how /vp/ treats these guys

With a one day ban, judging from my experiences.

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>>28010428
>>28010447
Yeah responses were 0.1/10
I did find this pikachu funny

>>28010521
Personally I only find them amusing when they derail a bait thread and you can watch OP desperately struggling to retrieve attention while everyone drops their reaction folders.

>>28010428
The Team Plasma one already is a banner on /pol/ though

>>28010629
I've also seen it on /tg/

Are there any trustworthy apps for android that will let me splitscreen Go with other apps and still have it work?

>>28010629
>>28010656

Banners are in a site-wide rotation, not limited to specific boards they relate to. Even these new ones, that have the name of the board included, will be seen on other boards.

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>still cannot look at Grimer, Shellder, or Seel long enough to transfer/evolve/power up/nickname

>Play Pokemon Go. No places near me.
>Decide to Spoof
>Only Spoof in my area. Dont take gyms.
>B&
>Okay. Fine. Ill play it your way Niantic.
>Only find Pidgey and Rattatas in my area
>Travel somewhere else to play
>Unfortunately Pokemon Go has crashed
>Unfortunately Pokemon Go crashed
>Unfortunately Pokemon Go
>This happens every 40 seconds
>This happens after every Pokeball throw regardless of capture or Miss
>Sometimes shit just doesnt load on screen
>Lvl 12 now grinding with only with the pidgeys that spawn in my house.

Thanks Niantic. Pretty fun game.

>>28010912
At least you'll eventually amass enough Pidgeys that you can mass evolve them with Lucky Egg and get level gains fast.

>>28010936

This, you shouldn't be putting serious thought into your fighting line-up until level 20 anyway, otherwise you'll be spending 2k stardust and 20 Eevee candies leveling your CP 92 Eevee to 349, and then find a CP 450 Eevee in the wild.

When will this be released, it's not showing under updates in the uk

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I'm out of pokeballs again.

>>28010521
You found that funny? !
>>>/9fag/

Hey you guys might know. I bought 500 coins to buy 100 pokeballs. I used maybe ten, and it says I have 21. I'm level fifteen, but they don't just turn into great balls, do they? I messaged Niantic through the play store and got a generic response about login trouble.

>>28011545
>100 pokeballs, I don't remember you buying 50 pokeballs goy, what do you even need 20 pokeballs for.

>>28011567
>having any pokeballs

>>28011567
Gee, sorry for living away from PokéStops to get more pokeballs for free, and sorry having one dollar to spend on a game. I mean shit man

So, are the region exclusives pokemon hatchable in any region or not?

>>28010912
its cause you have a shit phone poorfag. Dont blame niantic for everything when you have a underperforming phone.

>>28011680
Pretty sure no

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>Large Gastly spawn turns into Onix spawn yesterday
Onix has large hit boxes at least...

Is Wigglytuff worth powering up? I have one that is 29/30, 14/15 with pound and hyperbeam.

>>28011728
what a pity : (

>>28011545
They don't turn into great balls. You either miss counted the ones you used our got fleeced

>>28011726
Oh.
Well shit.
I do plan on getting a new phone by the end of this week only because I want to switch service.
But fuck man, I really wanted my current phone to work so I could give it to my sister and we could both play.

>>28011680
i have seen on fb that yes. but in person i dont.
i believe that its not possible but i have HOPE

>>28011739
yeah, very effective against dragonite. my 1300 wigg is probably my most used pokemon since every gym in my city is filled with dragonite.

>>28010316

Is a Gyarados with twister worth anything?

I evolved my best magikarp by 10cp and its got the most devastating handicap in the game

I got a mudshot submission poliwrath too which I was hoping would be on my A-Team

>>28011453
>I was in Japan without 3G
>places with free wifi had pokestops but few pokemons.
>hundreds of balls
>back to hueland
>few pokestops but normal number of pokemons
>never enough balls.

>>28011626
It's a meme, you dip.
He's making fun of niantic, not you.

>my first two 10km eggs hatch at the same time
>400 CP squirtle worse than one I have
>fucking bellsprout worse than one I have

fuck this game

>see 10cp Dratini
>its only 10cp but theyre rare as fuck around here so I go balls out
>berry, then ultra ball
>I get a "Great" bonus
>it escapes immediately and flees

I dont want the game to be easy or anything but come on

so its been 2 weeks since the ban wave and ive been permabanned and havent played since then

what is there to do now? do any bots work at all so i can try again?

>>28012102
Free candies

>>28012102
Wait, I thought starters only came out of 2km eggs, and Bellsprouts from 5km?

>>28012102
You wrote 10km when you meant my first two eggs*

>>28012124
I know your pain. Ill do curve ball throws and land excellents on Pokemon less than 100 CP and still they will run away.

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>>28011453
Holy shit, I didn't ash was abusive. >>28011567
Kek
>>28011626
The joke
-----------
Your head

>level 23
>have caught 5 wild snorlax
>nothing higher than 1100 cp
I can't even stardust spam because their iv's are atrocious

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>>28011739
>not having play rough wigglytough

Out of 74 eggs I've found only one have been 10 km. What's the drop rate of 10 km eggs?

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>mfw cheaters are getting banned

>>28012369
Out of 51 eggs, 3 of mine have been 10k.

>>28012473
You can ban some of the cheaters some of the time but you can't ban all of the cheaters all of the time.

>>28012502
if you ban everyone then you've banned all the cheaters too

The website says 0.35 is out for android since yesterday and it adds some sort of appraisal system, but I still don't see an update and I'm stuck on 0.33 right now.

Anybody else not get it yet?

>>28012502
As long as most of the shit has been filtered before it reaches ocean I'm fine with it.

>>28012579
You mean 4.1

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>>28012692
>4.1
The only thing I see that is 4.1 is the community rating for the app, you can check your app version under settings.

Does anyone know what each appraisal means?

>>28010912
get a better phone, you don't see me complaining about not being able to run GTAV properly

did they rotate nest spawns again? The local Growlithes turned into Poliwags overnight

>>28012579
just download the apk

>>28012872
Ye

I have a Vulpix and Machop nest nearby when it was Clefairy and Abra yesterday.

Are Machamps any good? The nest is a really large area and catching them will be a massive pain without a tracker

>>28011736
Virginia Avenue park?

>>28012124
>complaining about free starter candies
>complaining about great IV mons

>>28013009
meant for >>28012102

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>>28010316 (OP) #

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My local gym consist entirely of water pokemon. Golduck, Lapras, and Tentacruel. Only positive thing to come from living near a creek and a lake.

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hatch of the day, not the best but it's a new dex entry

Might seem a dumb question but I've not seen it specifically answered anywhere.
For about 10 hours now every time I boot the app there's no Pokemon or pokestops appearing.
I've tried travelling to different places and reinstalling the app but nothing. Not getting any messages about loss of signal but the White pokeball is spinning constantly in the top left corner.
Any idea what's happened?

>>28013043
nice maymay senpai xD

>>28013142
DID YOU TRI WIFI AND DIDNT WORK?

>>28013137
FUCK I GOT LIKE 30 OF THIS FUCKERS THEY SPAWN A LOT

>>28012369
Out of 85, I've only had 1. It's terrible buying incubators to get 5km krappies and blowing through 2kms to get rats and bats

>>28012369
I've gotten 9/97 so I think the drop rate is probably around 10%

>tfw one was an Onix
>afraid the one I'm cooking now will be one too

Why the fuck are they in the 10k category?

>>28013271
IVE HAD
1 KABUTO
1 EEVEE
1 CHANSEY
1 LAPRAS
1 DRATINI
1 JYNX
1 HITMONLEE

AT LEAST I GOT VARIETY

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>Mfw broken leg
>it'll still be awhile before I can play Go again
Feels fucking bad man.

>day 3 of being banned
>day three of submitting appeal

>>28013370
>2 Eevee
>1 Hitmonchan
>2 Hitmonlee
>1 Onix
>2 Scyther

My egg luck is fucking garbage

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I am so fucking angry. I literally threw over 50 balls at this fucker. I only throw curve balls, using Ultra Balls, feeding it a Razz Berry every time it lets me, getting Nice, Good, and even Excellent throws, and this fucker would NOT stay in the ball. I even had it razzed, threw a curve, ultra ball and got an excellent throw. It STILL broke out. It eventually ran away. But this is bullshit. Niantic is fucking trash. This is ridiculous.

>>28013410
what the fuck, can't you get crutches or some shit

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>>28013430
i feel you

>pull up pokeradar to see what the new spawn is at the park I'm going to later
>its Vulpix
>and there's a Dragonair there right now

Fuck my ass

>>28013451
4 % catch rate

>>28013461
I don't have crutches, sadly.

>>28013522
are you fucking kidding me?

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>>28012369
I've had like 15/180 but 5 of them were Eevees

>snoozed on my rhyhorn spawns
>worried they turned into horseas or something

pray for me

>>28013549
its for final evos starters and dragonite
they are the most difficult to catch

>>28013549
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Jj4_DGoaI-KZsm7vqNv1RVi3tZWrjiFoSPagwO9qfQM/pubhtml

>>28012127
have you tried playing the game the way it was intended to be played?

>>28013451
i caught a blastoise in a normal pokeball without any razzberries when the game was pretty new and i was like level 4

>>28013702
I'm level 25. And salty as fuck

What is everyone's naming system like?

Memers need not apply unless it's really fucking funny

>>28013746
Soviet aircraft designers.

>>28013644
What does the Effective, -50%, +50%, and +100% rates mean?

>>28013746
Obscure Mighty Thor characters.

>>28013791
dont know. its not mine

>>28013451
You should have got it in red health and paralysed it senpai

>get home
>find a vileplume, 94%, XL/XL good moveset but only around 400 cp
>little brother finds the exact same one but around 1700
>this same situation happens everytime my brother and I go hunting
Why does Go prefer my little bro over me always :(

>>28013451
tried to catch a dragonite twice, same things happened. ive given up trying to catch the final 2nd stage evos when the 1st stage ones are even easier, and the pre-evos are a lot more frequent

>spend 25 candies to evolve my machop
>nothing happens, but I'm now missing 25 candies

Fuck this game.

>>28013955
is there even any benefit to catching a possibly low IV full evo over a first stage evo?

>>28013991
Candy, Pokedex Entry, Exp, Stardust

>>28013746

I name different magenemites after different fictional video game weapons
Examples being: Devistator and BFG

>>28013946
It's a game meant for younger people, what do you expect

>>28013991
>over a first stage evo
No, but it's rarely a choice between one or the other. In the case of starters and the dragons, you so rarely encounter anything of the evolutionary line that it's always worth the shot at candies.

>>28013946
he's more in line with their target audience and the game knows it.

>>28013991
Nah, you'd probably be better off waiting
Low evos should be scrapped or kept as trophies.
Question: When I evolve a mon, does its IVs remain the same after I evolve or is it random? I caught a 92% haunter when I started and I'm scared it'll turn to shit

>>28014004
>>28014023
Wouldn't it make sense to get more resources from a more difficult catch?

I dont know how correct I am, but don't you still only get 3 candies?

>>28014064
Yes and I agree that's stupid. 1st stage should get 3, 2nd should get 6 and 3rd should get 9

Its a jewish enough system that Niantic would probably be okay with it if there was enough of a rally behind it

>>28010816
It's just grimer and any Pokemon in the same row as him. Get a friend to give you their phone and get on your account that way. Or anyone else with a better phone than yours

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>scan area near house
>Electabuzz near me
>4 minutes left
>run outside
>realize I look like a fool
>walk fast-ish
>Electabuzz spawns
>1303 CP
>catch it first ball
>low kick and thunder punch

That's my third one with the same shitty moveset

>>28012369
I've hatched 31 eggs, 4 have been 10k.
1. low cp snorlax
2. worthless eevee
3. low cp jynx
4. low cp hitmonlee

>>28013451
I've had better luck with regular pokeballs on pokemon like that, could just be a coincidence though.

Dumb, sleep deprived idea: What if, as an alternative to transferring, you could also release Pokémon?

Releasing would forego the additional candy, but would slightly increase the chance of encountering that Pokémon in the general area in which it was released. To pull random numbers out of my ass, let's say that 250 releases of a species would make it relatively frequent, but not as common as Route 1 stuff, while 1000 releases would basically be an artificial nest.

In addition, to help ruralfags, total released Pokémon, regardless of species, could boost spawn points/frequency up to a certain threshold, which would be about where city blocks usually are. So, in a city, releasing would only mess with what species one encounters, but, in rural areas, it would also make encounters more common in general. Since it would be reliant on user-submitted data, like Pokéstops and Gyms originally were--and, unlike stops and gyms, wouldn't require case-by-case review--Niantic would just have to tweak the spawn algorithms to account for releases in order to make the game much more playable in rural areas.

If we wanted to get really crazy, the average IVs of Pokémon spawned due to releases could be influenced by the released Pokémon. I would say that, after hitting the "maximum" number of releases that actually affected spawning, the list would start to drop the mons with the lowest total IVs when new Pokémon of that species were released. This would incentivize usage of the new appraisal mechanic, with low-IV Pokémon being transferred and high-IV Pokémon being released to breed in the wild.

Grooming spawn points around town for other players could be a fun diversion for those who have already completed much of the Pokédex, or a way to make repeated hatchings of the same Pokémon more useful. Plus, it would mean that you could "import" Pokémon from another region by traveling there, stocking up, and coming back.

>>28014044
IVs stay the same, evolve away

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Finally caught a dratini... at this rate I'll have a dragonite in only 2-3 more years!

>>28014179
>a spoofer catches a shitton of shitmons, teleports and dumps them in your area
>you are now fucked

I can see your idea work but not in the real world that's full of assholes like me

>>28014226
lucky, I've only hatched one (only came with 5 candies reee) and I haven't met any wild ones

>>28013991
catching and releasing an evo doesnt even give more candies or stardust. ill still try to catch after a few times, but i feel better off finding a high CP pre-evo and then use all the candies i collected to evolve and power up a little more.

>>28014234
Exactly what I've been thinking. I know I'd stock up on shit IV Zubats and just drop them on local Pikachu and Dratini nests.

>>28012364
Is that better than hyperbeam?

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>>28010316
Is there a scanner map that actually works in Canada? All the maps show about 8-12 Pokémon in my city, and I'm upwards of 98% certain there are more than that on my street alone.

>>28014234
If you're bored and have enough time to shit over all the rural areas in the world, be my guest. Many of them would welcome the additional spawns, even if they're shit.

>>28014281
>Dratini nests
That aside, simple enough to not let the releases overwrite extant nests, simply supplement them. Though the IV idea might, admittedly, be pure garbage.

>>28014284
eh aside from the critical. No. They just patched it out so they are now a trophy.

>>28012473
Indeed. I made two fake accounts just to power my map scanner (which I never used) and it stopped working. They've never done anything

Good job Niantic, seriously.

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>>28010316
Düsseldorf, Koblenz, Bergneustadt, Ruhrgebiet ... But nothing in Cologne ...

>>28012827

There is a graphic about somehwere that explains it but I dont have it

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>see a mon pop up
>pull over, turn on hazards
>some guy pulls next to me
>oh shit he's probably an angry old man and wants to yell at me
>turns out it's a dumpster diver that wants to sell me moon rune poke cards he "found"
>I tell him to take them to the comic book store
>probably could have bought those binders cheap and made bank

>>28013746

A fun description of what they do

Slowbro is my Tankybro

My first 1k poke was slowbro who was really good at the time but sucks comparitively now, he is Brobro

I got a little shitmonkey fuckhead poliwrath with mudshot and submission and I called him mudboy as punishment

>>28013410
Get a rascal/wheelchair/chauffeur

>>28011739
Don't they Fuck up snorlaxes p bad? Worth it for that.

>>28013410
ask a pokebuddy to take your phone with them when they go out collecting.

>>28013644
is this legit because i had my first voltorb encounter today. threw a razz berry, then a great ball, it popped out and then immediately ran away. it was barely 100CP. how badly have these catch rates been fucked?

>>28012369
80 eggs hatched, 1 10km for me.

Hatched 2 5km eggs last night. Got an Ekans and Sandshrew. Life is pain.

>>28014159
I swear I've had this happen to me too. If I don't get a mon within say 2 great/ultra balls I'll switch to regular and I usually catch it. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>28014179
tl;dr
You think the server strain is bad now try keeping track of all those variables you mumbled. Go to bed m8.

>>28013746
> names of animals I've had in my care during my time as a kennel manager.
Never gonna run out

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>>28012775
>Minor bot fixes
So it usually says these kind of things. I've noticed it really fucks up my location at some points, where it will place me down the street whenever I try to claim the two adjacent pokestops by my house.

Has anybody noticed or experienced poor GPS locating in the last week or so? It has made egg hatching terrible, and I have no pokeballs anymore.

>>28012369
I've been through about 50 eggs; had only one 10km egg, Kabuto. My mother has had less than 20 eggs and has found three 10km eggs.

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>>28014985
this guy has by far the best animations in this game

>>28014985
>>28015014

Didn't even respond to your comment. I've hatched about 30 5km eggs and this is the best I've got

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>>28014407
Wait, they removed another move?
I really should have played this game more when it first came out. I was slow to get into it.

So that adds it to the nerf list. Gyrados lost a move, vaporeons got a stat nerfed iirc and then this. Anything else?

>>28014984
Yes, I started getting "GPS not found" when I barely even knew about the message prior to last few days.

It's just Niantic trying out new ways to kill the game.

>>28015043
Gyarados lost a move? What move and when?

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What a fucking disaster. Like honestly how embarrassing. The only worse outcome I could think of would be if the Hitmonlee was another Pinsir.

>>28015110
Don't feel too bad, my last four 10k eggs turned out to be two jynx and two onix. Damn near hurled my phone on the road out of frustration.

I also hatch nothing but psyduck and tentacool (which are numerous here) from 5k eggs.

>>28015059
I love how I can be standing directly under/beside a pokestop and I'm still 'too far away' to spin it. I wait for 2 minutes and I'm still too far away apparently.

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>hatched 10km egg
>Onix
>for the third time

>>28015110
>4 10k eggs
>>28015139
>last four 10k eggs

Meanwhile, I'm Level 23 and only had ONE 10k egg hatched and it was an Eevee (not even a high CP, it was about ~500)

>>28015063

dragon breath

>>28010657
still looking for an answer to this

>>28015212
no, there aren't

>>28015162
I don't know how people are having this issue. My phone is almost always on point. If it drifts it's because I just turned the screen back on and it finds me within a second.
I think it's a phone gps chip thing. For once Niantic isn't fucking something up.
>>28015063
Hydropump within the last few days I think

>>28015190
It's worse having 4 10k eggs when they all turn into shit than to just have one.

I honestly have no clue how you faggots are hatching 2k snorlax.

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>mud slap + ancient power
Did I do good?

>>28015212
I have a note 5 that let's me use certain apps over the game screen. I'll show you in a sec.

>>28015254
>evolving a 50% graveler

You did terribly.

>>28015271
It was a 50% geodude. I've been trying to find better for a while, I've already got enough candies for half of another Golem. Geodude are fairly common but are complete shit. This one was 380 cp, I only had two others even above 300cp. I've been trying to find a decent geodude for a long time finally gave up and went with this one. I'll probably have enough for another Golem in less than 2 weeks anyway

>>28015320
I feel you. But I'm in too deep to stop catching my Poliwags now. Highest ones are like, 50%. I have 562 candies. There will be a day of reckoning when I find some 75%+ Poliwags.

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>>28015212
>>28015263
I can resize them and minimize into floating icons. Not all apps support this but it's very handy sometimes.

>>28015235

>I think it's a phone gps chip thing.

It isn't, because it worked perfectly until a few days ago. The best thing is, for me it still does, I get positioned correctly and the avatar isn't moving around, however I now get the message that it lost connection.

>>28015291
What are you using to screenshot?
>>28015356
It could be the server not getting gps info from your phone fast enough I guess. What happens if you open something like Google maps?

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>>28015291
Inb4 you're this guy

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>>28015235
But, this location screw up situation has only been happening for the past week. My phone is also brand new, got it mid-July. It worked perfectly up until a week or two ago.

Also! Earlier anons were talking about a Blastoise's 4% catch rate. This 4% is with a pokeball, what multipliers do Great and Ultra balls offer?

I assume it is:
Poke - x1.00 = 4% catch rate
Great - x2.00 = 8% catch rate
Ultra - x3.00 = 12% catch rate

I doubt the multipliers are that high though, more like 1, 1.5, and 2, respectively. Anybody have actual stats?

>>28015410
You can screenshot by pressing volume down + menu on most androids.

Also I tried testing out my GPS with other apps that require it (including Maps) and have no issues.

>>28015410
>What are you using to screenshot?
Galaxy S4, the Stitch pic is from Snapchat

>>28015435
I'm not but his post reminded me to compile my screenshots into a collage

>>28014341
fastpokemap
works on my shithole it should work on canada
just tap the scanner until it doesnt turn red

>>28013746
>name Cubone Bone Jovi and Marowak Bone Daddy
>kids ask to see my strongest pokemon
>wow so cool
>scroll down to those that are less than 1000+cp
>Bone Daddy appears
>cubone is pretty rare here
>wow Bone Daddy! is thats what its called? ive never seen it before

this has happened 3 times now, and one guy who actually knew english laughed and my names

10k egg history?
10k egg history
>hitmonchan
>hitmonlee
>chanseyx3
>onyx2
>eevee
>snorlax
>lapras
>electabuzzx2

I love pokesear.ch when it works. REEEE

>>28015263
>>28015346
In what way did you think that would answer my question?

I asked if there was an app that would allow me to splitscreen my game, and you gave me a feature built into a specific device.

HOW in the world does that help me? Do you think I'm going to go out and buy a new phone just for that feature?

Do you go into tech support forums and post "It already works for me" in response to everyone's questions?

What is wrong with you?

>>28015666
How many fucking eggs have you had total? I'm at one 10k from almost 60. I'd need over 600 eggs to match you

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>>28015666
>Jynx

>>28015709
>double spacing
Go back to /r/pokemongo.
Also, by the way, the answer is there's no fucking splitscreen app.

>>28014226
>tfw I have a dratini spawn down my street
>They appear about 3 to 4 times a day
>Still too lazy to walk around 10 meters to get to the spawn and look like a fool in front of my neighbors

Well at least I catch them about twice a week

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>>28015709
Holy shit, the salt is real. You didn't say what phone you had nigger. I guess I should have prefaced my post by saying "if you have a note 5 it has these features. Other phones my have it as well. Let me show you in case you didn't know the feature existed"

>>28015728
No clue, I walk a few times a week for a couple miles each time. Aside from taking a few gyms a day I also bought like ~16 incubators or some shit over time. Level 25

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>>28015813
That still wouldn't answer my fucking question

>>28015728
>hatched 131 eggs
my bad, forgot I can check

>>28015873
What kind of phone are you using so we can fucking help you

>>28015709
>>28015873
What an angry little retard.

No one help this faggot now.

>>28015873
It could have actually. If you weren't such a faggot maybe I'd help you. Get fucked nigger, I hope you transfer your best mon by accident.

Guys would you evolve a CP 148 Magikarp 74%?

>>28015709
and to think, 5 seconds on google would have answered your question for you.

>>28015896
I'm not going to tell you because IT'S IRRELEVANT.

I'm looking for an app, not a new phone. The model I already have has no factor in the answer I'm seeking, other than that it's an Android, as previously stated.

>>28015975
Google isn't that hard. I don't know why you're bothering arguing with us.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Android+Split+Screen+App

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>>28015963
No

>>28015975
>because IT'S IRRELEVANT
It is if you're running some poorfag plebtier model.

Just keep on digging that hole deeper champ

>>28015975
Actually, it does matter. Just because it's an andriod using phone doesn't mean your phone is able to run each and every program that other android using phones can run. There are hardware compatibility issues with a lot of things. It's why there are smart phones out there that can't run PoGo or constantly crash with a Grimer. Your phone info is actually important.

Also, if you want an app that does that, look it up on google and see if there's even such a thing. Are you really that lazy?

>>28015963
Nothing under 90 is the rule.

>>28016008
Mkay thanks, then I'm waiting for a better onee.

I have 600 Candies and another CP 139 Magikarp on 80%.
Maybe when I hit 800, I will try the 148 one

>>28016026
Would you rather evolve a 148 74% or a 120 90%?

>>28015996
No, don't spoonfeed this cunt. You're too nice anon.

>>28016059
120 90% all the way. It costs more dust but it'll end u[p being s tronger mon in the end.

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>>28016042
Honestly just evolve any magikarp with 90% IV's, regardless of CP. You have enough candies to power it up once it's evolved.

>>28016110
Okay then, thanks for this, I will keep it in mind

>>28016124
Candies aren't a problem, Stardust is

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>>28016139
>Stardust

My precious
Pic unrelated

>>28015449
Also curious on this

>>28016298
Best I got is this.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Jj4_DGoaI-KZsm7vqNv1RVi3tZWrjiFoSPagwO9qfQM/pubhtml#

>>28015666
4xEevee
3xSnorlax
2xJinx
2xHitmonchan
Electabuzz
Pinsir
Mr.Mime
Aerodactyl
Dratini

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>>28011453
>tfw this is where i work

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>>28016334
DELET THIS

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>>28016277
>>Stardust

>run out of balls
>go to pokestop
>only get one ball
T-Thanks

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>>28016393
:^)

>wake up
>check Pokemon Go
>first thing on my radar is Dragonite
>frantically put on shoes and run outside in my pajamas
>the second I get to the sidewalk the Dragonite is gone, never to be seen again

Fffffffuck this game.

>>28016479
wew lad

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>>28016413
:^)

>>28016552
Teach me your ways senpai

>>28016571
>live/work/study somewhere with a pokestop
>farm that shit

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>buggy gps-tracking teleports me around the block all the time
>counts as if I'm driving and stops egg counter when I'm actually walking
>Hatched 10km egg after a fucking week of this shit
>Oh, great, Aerodactyl!
>first one for me and actually has biggest cp out of all mine pokeymans and 97.8 IV!
>...oh, those moves
Fuck this shit and fuck this game

>>28015963

I can't wait for trading so I can rip off kind fellows like you with my crappy 150-160 CP magikarp's.

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just evolved this - did I get cucked?

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Why the fuck don't I have/get any revies or potions? Half of my roster's been dead since last friday. Keep getting 3 fuckin normie balls all the time from the stops and sometimes a great or ultra. WTF?

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>>28016774
good for defending.

>>28016755
>I can't wait for trading so I can rip off kind fellows like you with my crappy 150-160 CP magikarp's.
as if trading won't have a 'confirm' button once both people put their pokemon into a trade window...

>>28016828
What are the percentages?

>>28016842
I think he meant that people who don't know about IVs will give him their ~130CP with 100% and he will give them his 150CP with 50% IV.
They will confirm.

>>28016828
that's good. I didn't check the real IVs but it's not as good as I thought. I think it's 82% but better than the 50 or so I've caught. Will keep and power up

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>mfw still can't see the new update with IV appraisal feature in finnish google play store.

>>28016908
they haven't finnished it yet

>>28016892
Ah, I misunderstood then if that's what he meant.

>>28016474
Where the hell is this?
I wish I had a quarter of what's in your screen.
>>28016479
Kek, I've done the same.

>>28016968
Santiago, Chile

can someone briefly explain the concept of IVs in this game? i understand the concept of which moves are the best, does it really just come down to which pokemon will have a higher HP when max level?

Anyone playing using Nox getting the Humbled servers message since yesterday night?

I'm guessing they patched it?
App opens up fine on my phone.

I been spoofing a bit lately and I'm stopping,How do I bring it back to my home area without a softban?

>>28015014
kek yes

>>28015110
there will be more oportunities in life anon

>>28015709
what a faggot. fuck of. i hope your eggs hatch into shitmons

>>28017044
It's for perfectionists.
Each pokemon has 1-30 attack and 1-15 defense stats based on built in numbers randomly for each poke. Ideally you want the highest cp pokemon with the best possible IVs because at max evolution it will be the strongest.
However this accounts for the equivalent of maybe 40-60cp, it's not massive and in a game where the only pvp is you fighting an AI where you can dodge and it can't, it doesn't matter. It's just to show off in threads like these.

>>28017164
Oh alright so I should just pretty much follow whatever moves types are the best and if i get a decent IV just go with it?

Thanks

>>28015666

Snorlax x3
Onix x3
Aerodactyl x2
Magmar x2
Electabuzz
Pinsir
Scyther x2
Electabuzz
Chansey
Kabuto
Eevee

I'll post appraisal texts in a bit. I have them all. <3

>>28017111
don't play for a day or two, depending on how far you spoofed from your house.

>>28017186
>18 eggs
Kys

If you could spend 1000 coins what would you spend it on?

My thoughts:
2 +50 Items = 400 coins
4 Incubators = 600 coins
============= 1000 coins

What would you do?

>>28017229
Pretty far, but thanks hopefully I'll be ok

>>28017274
I prioritize incubators first and maybe a lucky egg if I don't have one when batch evolving.

>set phone to never sleep
>character runs for about .5km every 30 mins randomly
we are fucking making it brehs

Actually, here's the link.

I can't find my Screen shots.
http://pokemongoassociation.com/full-breakdown-new-pokemon-appraisal-feature/

>near perfect IV for haunter
>evolve it
>gengar has the shittiest moves possible
kill
me
n i a n t i c

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>>28016784
walk outside to a pokestop anon, it's nice out :v)

Nox consistently crashes my PC now.

Bye guys.

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>>28017486
What are they? I was planning on evolving a gastly to gengar too

>>28017539
what website is that? dont think i've used it before

and it had shadow claw / sludge bomb

>>28017387
Doesn't this murder your display pretty fast?

>>28017425
Nice, hope that's legit.

>>28017575
nope don't think so, unless you just had it running for months at a time

plus the moving images help avoid burn in

>>28017573
>and it had shadow claw / sludge bomb

That's a good moveset you silly goose.

>>28017628
everywhere i've checked it's not a highly ranked combo, i.e.

https://rankedboost.com/pokemon-go/gengar/

it's not the worst by any means but i'd rather take my chances with another haunter

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How are y'all out in the suburbs holding up? Does incense work better in remote locations?

>>28017573
Those are way better than what my 100% IV Pidgeot got.
>Steel Wing/Air Cutter

>>28017622
Good to know. Might try this too, then.

>>28017645
>https://rankedboost.com/pokemon-go/gengar/

Never even heard of that site, I've been using http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemon/94 for all of my move sets.

>>28017730
hmm both have a bit of different info but i'll check this one out, only linked the one i did because it's been in past OPs

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>>28017658
No.

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>>28017387
Take your battery out it you can, that'll help it from getting rktd from heat

>>28017573
pogo cruncher

>many sites claim hydro pump is best move for mons
I have an 82% golduck with water gun hydro pump, a lower CP with confusion and hydro pump. I live in a city with many water dominant gyms, don't I want psychic moves?

The sites I check say A & B are (definitively) the best move sets but doesn't it depend on the battle?

>>28015666
Just a Scyther.

I'd love to get some more 10k eggs, but they don't seem to exist for me any more.

>>28017645
I'm not that anon, but sludge bomb was only recently added to Gengar in the stealth update the other day. Some sites don't even mention it as one of Gengar's moves yet. Check Sludge Bomb's DPS, it's higher than Sludge Wave.

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>>28016479

Happened to me last night as well but not Dragonite.

would you guys prefer
>decent moves but near perfect IV
or
>best possible moves and shit/average IV

>>28017730
>This
wtf. why somany differing answers?
https://pokemon.gameinfo.io/pokemon/94-gengar (Shadow claw/ sludge wave)

Someone should make an app where you can import the stats on your best mons and save them. Then when you're about to fight a gym. Input which Pokemon are there and it will generate the optimal team (at least better than Niantic's auto). I know the app nor you know what moves the mons have but still. I'd pay a dollar for that

>>28017941
In between. Decent ~80% IVs if they're high level and you want to battle and good to best move sets.

>>28017941
best possible moves. IV's don't matter that much in combat.

>>28017250

>Still no Lapras or either HHitmon after 18

Fuck off I deserve a little better after a grind like that.

>>28017942
>wtf. why somany differing answers?
See:
>>28017852
Sludge Wave isn't even a move Gengar can get anymore. It was replaced with Sludge Bomb. Same way you can never get another Dragon Breath Gyarados ever again. Sites haven't updated their information yet.

>>28017999
I'm pissed I'll never have a good garados without trading. If that ever happens.

>>28017983
fuck you. I've caught those 3 times and still only 1 10km egg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bought two more incubators on Friday. nothing but 5's and 2's

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what do I do with this guy pham?
keep farming or power it up?

>>28018145
you transfer him

>>28018145

Transfer, its trash

>hatch 131 eggs
>never see a single magnemite, voltorb, or ponyta, doduo, porygon
Is there any chance that egg chances are also based on the area you live in? I've literally never seen any of these pokemon and it seems strange that out of all the 5k eggs i've hatched, not a single one of them.

>>28018145
use for gym training obviously

>>28018190
They're more rare in general to hatch, especially porygon

Voltorb/Magnemite is common as fuck here in the wild but I didn't hatch them much

>>28018145
>hyper beam
transfer ASAP

dont worry about the IV though lmao this game doesnt take skill in combat anyways

>>28018190

I have hatched 133 eggs and gotten every single one of those, also these are all rare in my area (doduo i have never encountered)

You are just getting kekked by rng

>>28018245
why transfer. it sounds like a nice mantlepiece, if I keep 10 CP pidgeys to evolve I can keep room for her lol.

how many candies does dragonair require for dragonite?

>>28018290
>her

>>28018317
she's a bitch to catch. and a cunt to beat.

>>28018290
100 i believe off the top of my head

and because the moveset isn't that great together and not ranked highly, simple as that. will take awhile to power up anyways, might as well save for another dragonite chance at higher IV and moveset

>>28018331
and you can never have too many ;^)

takes 200 candies to get dragonite from dragonair

>>28018382
>takes 200 candies to get dragonite from dragonair

Why do people still lie about really easy to find shit?

>>28017834
the best move for atacking is the one who has more damage per second. in this case water gun.
the best move for defending a gym is the one that has more power. confusion

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>>28018513
Didn't think of it like that. So what are hypno's best attacking moves and what is it good enough top 10 defenders wise?

>explain this gym and the names

>>28016741
>buggy gps-tracking teleports me around the block all the time
Same problem but for some reason going by bus/car in urban environment (many stops and shit) actually works fine even if half of it is too fast and doesn't count so I spin as many pokestops I can and hatch an egg.

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>>28018587
Report them for lulz

>>28018587
https://rankedboost.com/pokemon-go/hypno/

>>28013370
>1 onix
>3 omanyte
>2 kabuto
>6 FUCKING EEVEE
>two scyther
>one pinsir
>one chansey
NO FUCKING SNORLAX OR LAPRAS

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

Guys I fell for the IV meme and so spent all of my 300k stardust power up mons with shitty movesets
>91% Nidoking w/fury cutter
>88% Gengar w/sucker punch
>92% Exeggutor w/confusion+seed bomb

How badly have I fucked up?

>>28016784
I wish I could stop getting so many revives and potions. I had to throw them away to open space for balls

>>28018771
No one outside of 4chan and Reddit and some fan sites give a fuck about IVs. Keep that in mind and just play how you want.

>>28018779
I have a pokestop in front of my house, so I can afford to pick and throw.

>>28018771
naa i bet you can still kick a lot of asses. what cp are they?

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>>28018771

>>28018771
very
jesus christ that nigoking
and gengar is thrash in this
generally, pokes with speed and spatt in the games are shit

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>>28018753
Thanks so this is a good attacker then.

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>>28018771
Why did u power them up after know their move sets? You think I'm ever touching this trash?

tfw no pokegf

>>28018841
yep

>is a social phenomenon that created unheard of activity and interaction in local communities, got people out and about
>people are being weirdly more cynical and derogatory toward it than pretty much any other game.
it's really strange to me, why is Pokemon go so hated by the uninitiated normies? It looks really uninteresting to me, but I can't understand the general cynicism toward it that I see people having. The only reasons I can think of is that it's a new thing and some people fear new things, the other reason is that it's a waste of time, like most recreation.
someone here know why?

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>>28018893
tfw pokegf

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>>28018914
At least one of us made it.

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Can you not hatch the Region exclusive Pokemon anymore?

>>28019001
you can't, unless you get the egg in that region.

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>>28019115
Well, I guess I can forget getting a complete pokedex then.

>>28019152
Until trading yes.

More appraisal info.

https://m.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/4z5qf4/the_new_pokemon_appraisal_feature_full_dialogue/

>>28015165
Better than my three eevees, bro.

>>28019179
They'll make PoGo2 before they put in trading. Just wait and see.

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fucking upgrade for android when!!!!!

>>28019285
Did you check the play store to see if the upgrade is sitting there ready to be installed manually?

>>28019285
never. Niantic and Apple struck a deal. PoGo is going to be updated for Apple products exclusively from now on.

>>28019369
yes i did

>>28019198

Debatable. 3 hatches out of 10k eggs means he probably has enough candy for a Steelix come Gen II, and one of them is bound to have at least 90% perfect IVs.

On the other hand Eevee is useful right now and can also be hoarded in anticipation for Espeon and Umbreon.

>get an 84% eevee from my 3rd ever 10km egg
>realise I still don't have dex data for Jolteon
>end up with thundershock/thunder

Probably better than my 54% wild caught electabuzz with the same moveset for taking out a vaporeon, but now I have 2 electric types above 1k CP I have a better shot at chipping through those bigger gyms with multiple water types on them.

Now if I could just pick up another 70 machop candies so I can evolve my Machoke and go all Ric Flair on those fucking Lapras' and Snorlaxes too.

Shame I can't find or hatch a good poliwag to save my life, I'm drowning in candies and I think Poliwrath is cool as fuck.

New thread pls

>>28019590
Make one you lazy fuck

new thread faggots

>>28019970

>>28019970

>>28019285
Now.

>>28014984
GPS have been pretty crazy in some specific locations but today for the first time I got to use a pokestop located in the middle of a rift in the pokespace that would warp me everywhere around but there. Only once but still got it.