Pokemon GO General: /pgg/-- Nigger Cancer Memes Edition

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Are we all making new friends through PoGo?

>>28019999
go on...

reminder people STILL care about IVs in a game where you swipe left and right to battle and click

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>>28020082
How's that 0IV dragonite doing you?

>>28019999
quadsanon, we need sauce

>>28020082
I FELL FOR THE FUCKING "IVs ARE IMPORTANT" MEME AND WASTED ALL MY STARDUST ON A 48CP BLASTOISE AND IT TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T HAVE THE MOST EFFICIENT MOVESET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28019970
>tumblr
Of course it's cancer.

>>28020100
desu i still aim for around 80% IVs before evolving but if i really don't have anything better, i'll do it

moves > IVs every day of the week, the difference in low and high IV is barely noticeable

>>28020082
TAPPING YOU ABNORMAL MOUTHBREATHER.

>>28020114
No one can be this retarded.

Why are all my 10km eggs so shit, have had around 20 already. 7 Evees, 6 Jynx's, 2 Onixs, 1 Magmar, 1 Electrabuzz, 1 Chansey, 2 Hitmonlee. Its AIDS since jynxs are a very common spawn near me.

>>28019999
Bumping this for curiosity.

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Feels good

>need to go out to get more pokeballs
>legs still hurt from the 5km walk yesterday

>>28020232
>legs hurt from 5km
oh god

>>28020228
reported for botting.

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>>28020228

wow, you are in a city! That makes you very special, my man!

>>28020232
>getting tired of walking

>>28020311
where the fuck do you live where it's 4PM

>>28020311

i took it this afternoon after work, dingus

>>28020228
>>28020311
Spotted 2 cheaters. Gonna take these screenshots to Niantic.

Enjoy your ban, faggots

>>28020151
>2016
>not having a mouse plugged into your phone for dem sweet fibonaccis

You'll never become part of the smartphone portable masterrace.

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>>28020232
>tired from walking 5km

>>28019970
You cant say nigger dude. Its a sfw board wtf is wrong with you

>>28020100
>yeah and he never paid me that bike back *giggle*

>>28020232
>>legs still hurt from the 5km walk yesterday

You must weight a quarter of a ton or something.

I weigh 360lbs right now and I can easily walk 11km a day up and downhill without really getting tired or sore.

Unless you're fucking marching everywhere there is 0 reason for a human being to get sore from walking.

>>28020505
>360lbs
good fucking GOD

>>28020505
lose weight

>>28020232
Shit, man. I'm horribly out of shape, and I still walked for four hours last night, on top of the usual dog walks and an hour walk to the grocery store today. Do you normally ride a rascal everywhere?

>>28020022
>>28020226
Found that, Shiruka Bakaudon - It's Not Pokemon Go! It's Lolicon Go ( sadpanda/g/963208/b6408fec3e/ )

>>28020573
>>28020594
I am, the walking is usually the latter part of my day after I go do actual cardio at the gym ect.

I'm down about 15lbs since the start of the month, only another 200lb to go.

>>28020656
you're gonna fucking make it breh don't give up! most important part is the diet

>>28020505
Or they could have flat feet. Severe flat feet causes pretty bad pain from walking short distances.

>>28020656
>only another 200lb to go
I know that feel. Keep at it man. Im 290 now, I used to be 380.

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>>28020232
Shit man, im a fat fuck and i only stop after i either get bored or it starts getting late, which is usually after 7 hours or about 9km

>>28020669
I know I figured if I just ate like a regular human being instead of a chips n dip elemental it would help massively too.

I'll worry a little more about my diet as I start shrinking and the weight loss slows down.

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>>28020232
>Not going on a bicycle and get over 400 items in like 2 hours.

I'm 142 lbs and used to be 200 and some change. You fat fucks can do it just believe in yourselves

>>28020726
you might hate me for saying this, but check the sticky on /fit/ about how to do a proper diet and not like kill yourself with ass food in the meantime.

for now skip the soda and it'll make a huge improvement

>>28020727
rollerblades for me, but pretty much the same concept. 11 pokestops in a row, I can skate on the sidewalk and get all 11 in about 3 minutes, turn around and head to the first and when I get there it's reset. Rinse and repeat for an hour or hour and a half.

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Have they said anything about adding the option to select a trainer class for yourself in a future update? I want to change my nickname to have one, but I don't want to end up called Bug Catcher BugCatcherAnon or whatever.

So anyone know what the appraisals mean yet?

>>28020767
250lbs / 115kg here. Can do about 10km a day and not get fatigued the next day. Still not impressive but I find it hard to believe someone around 200lbs is struggling with 5km.

>>28020771
I only drink "zero" soda these days and have done for about a year anyway, couldn't deal with the after taste of the regular stuff so weening myself off the sweet water won't be too hard.

I need to get a waterfilter or some bottled water... My tap water is fucking gross and way too chlorinated.

>>28020846
Flat feet.

>>28020859
>flat feet
this fucking excuse LMFAO

>>28020779
Seriously thinking about buying rollerblades, they sometimes seem to be even better than a bike. Some Pokestops aren't reachable when on the bike paths.

>>28020791
No. However when they're not busy fighting cheaters, they seem to work on irrelevant bullshit, so I can see it being implemented in the near future. In other words: it's easy enough for them to implement and try to pass it off as an "update"

>>28020867
My city doesn't allow bikes on sidewalks, but they allow roller blades. I find the blades more advantageous since they're also easier to get to the spots while I drive there, for the bike it's more of a hassle to transport to good pokestop places.

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Android update is out!

>>28020927
Been out all day.

t. android user that updated hours ago

>>28020846
It can depend on the path he does (and a lot of factors really). I usually do 5,90km of jogging before making a complete stop to rest personally. But because I get so many step verticals that's usually enough to make me break the sweating point.

>>28020927
iOS update is out as well. Haven't keep track of updates, checked it just now.

>>28020859
We're not talking about people with medical conditions walking.
>>28020863
t.Anon with no medical knowledge.

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>>28020656
Great job anon

Which phone plays the game better between the Sony Xperia z3 and the HTC One M8?

>>28021101
iPhone 6s

>>28021101
I don't know.

>Blanche Says
>Overall, your Ponyta is a wonder! What a breathtaking Pokémon!
>I see that its best attribute is its HP.
>It is matched equally by its Attack.
>It is matched equally by its Defense.
>I am certainly impressed by its stats, I must say.

So it's not a perfect IV Ponyta, but it's all high range right?
Otherwise the last statement would've been "Exceeds my calculations" if it has a max stat, right?

>>28021101
You'll only notice a performance difference if you're using an older phone or a budget thing.

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Pokemon GO is on decline

>>28021142
IT AIN'T

>>28021142
I forgot to post the note.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/08/recent_data_highlights_gradual_decline_in_pokemon_go_users_and_engagement

>run out of balls
>only nearby pokestop gives one ball
Should I just stop playing now

>>28021142
Probably, like every game ever.

>>28021170
No, just dedicate your Pokemon Go journey to hunting Pokestops. Went from 40 Pokeballs to 170 in like 2 hours.

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Any iPhone trainers here?

iPhone > Android

>>28021204
Good job trying to get those balls

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Place your bets.

>>28021101
Both should run it fine, but between those two I'd get the Z3 for other reasons. Or a Nexus 5X as a third option.

>>28021165
There have been two major ban waves in the last two weeks, so that is definitely affecting the number of accounts playing, though I'm certain this is the beginning of the end.

>>28021224
Onyx, Magmar, Electabuzz

So I updated Pokemon Go on IOS, and I keep getting "Unable to authenticate. Please try again.". Anyone else having this issue?

>>28021224
Lapras, Hitmonchan and Jynx.

>>28021224
Pinsir
Eevee
Lapras

>>28021224
3 eevees

>>28021224
3 onyxes.

>>28021238
Banned people.

so is Appraising worth shit?

should I just keep using Sylph Road to rate IV's?

>>28021263
Seriously?

I've hatched 3 electabuzzes from 10k eggs in the past week.
Today I went on a walk, caught a wild electabuzz, and then hatched another fucking electabuzz. The wild one had higher CP than the hatched one.

Fuck this RNG

>>28021231
Damn, I don't want that this ends to soon, this isn't Angry Birds or any shitty mobile game, Pokemon is a life style, not just a fucking game, this needs to be live for ever.
Real trainers never abandon their pokemons and their friends.

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>>28021205
iPhone 5s reporting in. Performs fine and doesn't have any lag, don't know about Adroid phones.

>>28021266
It looks like it gives a very clear idea of the best stat, if it's perfect, and the overall distribution.
Blanche can say something "Won't make much headway in battle", but still say "Its stats exceeds my calculations", which suggests it can have two shit stats and one perfect stat.

>>28021266
here is a guide to what the appraisals mean: http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemon-appraisal

the game is a bit vague but silph road is inaccurate

>>28021294
LONDON

>>28021238
You're not banned, it's just Niantic fucking up. Keep trying. Some people say restarting your phone helps but I've never noticed it myself.

>>28021224
eevee, something rare, eevee.

>>28021238
I got that message three times and hit retry every single time and eventually it logged me in.

>>28021289
Normies aren't real trainers and real trainer don't care about this casual shit.

>>28021231
Thanks, a local distributor have offers on the z3 and the M8 but i haven't seen anything about the Nexus. Gotta save a bit more to get the z3 i think.

>>28021192
Yes. The initial hype is finally passing but i'm confident the game will be around for long.

>>28021376
so why the fuck are you on this thread? I like every shit that pokemon made, I like the games, the tcg, anime, movies, pokemon adventure and now Pokemon GO.

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>see Lapras on the radar
>it's past 9 pm and I'm supposed to be in bed

life is suffering

>>28021289
>real trainer
>pokewalker 2.0

>>28021289
This game was designed for normies, that's why it was so streamlined from what was promised in the commercial last year.

This isn't the pokemon game for you, Anon, sorry to have to tell you that.

>>28019970
l...lewd

>>28021414
Then you have shit taste. Kill yourself.

>>28021276
Yes, I'm not joking. New banwave started yesterday and continues today. Update changed U6 values yet again as well as added a captcha to fuck over bots. However Niantic swung too far while executing cheaters and there have been reports of people getting banned for using the same IP at the same time as multiple people as well as bans for no apparent reason.

Expect a lot of bitching from cafes and other businesses that relied on local Pokestops for drawing in players.

>>28021376

Couldn't have said it better.

>>28021416
what are you, 12?

>>28021414
clicked bc of OPs pic

i know lolflareon, but would you guys take a perfectIV with heat wave or a 53IV with fire blast?

>>28021447
Fucking kek
Well, I think I was accidentally banned, but that's funny. Why can't Nianshit do anything right? I'm going to submit an appeal, but considering their lack of well, fucking everything, I'm sure they're not going to get to it anytime soon.

>>28021416
underage spotted

>>28021447
>there have been reports of people getting banned for using the same IP at the same time as multiple people as well as bans for no apparent reason.

>implying those aren't cheaters trying to cover their asses

>>28021461
rope day is tonight

>>28021479
moveset > all, but i would keep the 100IV for when trading comes around

>>28021101
Honestly i just went with walmarts $150 iphone 5 plan because i didnt want to sort through 500 phones to see of they ran pokemon go and i knew the iphone 5 worked.

>>28021504
On the off chance it actually is the app fucking up, try uninstalling it, restarting your phone and reinstalling it. Also try to log in after 24 hours. Definitely try to appeal, as everything else, that might be handled by a machine as well.

>>28021517

>implying all those reports of cheaters getting banned aren't just salty walkfags

This is how you sound.

>>28021165
>>28021142
Just wait until gen 2 and it'll explode again.

>>28020779
>fruitbooting
Lol, no.

>>28021224
at least one kabuto

>>28021542
fairy nuff, thanks anon

Has anyone else here still not yet received the update in the play store? I haven't, about to download the apk mirror because its taking so long

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>>28020228
I know that feel. the worst part about a city is that you get to a gym and you teleport away immediately.

>tfw circle blocks because you're on the wrong side of the street of the mon on the radar

>>28021599
For a few days at best, until people realize it's still the same repetitive shit, but with 100 mons more making it harder to get candy for specific ones.

>>28021599
All that will do is bring genwunners back in force to complain about "not muh 151" and "stupid designs," since somehow Gen 1 is immune to this.

>>28020114
why would you put stardust into a mon with shit moves?

>>28021461
>>28021516
Do either of you have jobs?

Some websites say distance updates once every 3 - 4 minutes, others say every ten seconds. Is there any truth to the first? When I check my eggs they seem to update every 30 seconds or so.

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Sweet, droid update is available

>>28021691
Does this mean revives are now needed for training? That's good actually, they've been clogging my inventory.

desu if they ever try to do Gen 2 they should add all the Gen 1 and 2 evolutions and preevos together with it, and then do the remainder of Gen 3 and 4 at a single time.

>getting kicked out of a gym kills you now
Oh hey, my revives have a use now. As do my super potions.

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>>28021595
>Definitely try to appeal, as everything else, that might be handled by a machine as well.
>mfw Nianshits best worker is a machine
>still shit

sfmsuf

>>28020850
yeah try to go off soda, it has a shit load of calories in it.. even the diet/zero stuff. Once you're off it it makes a huge difference to weight, it's pretty crazy.

KEEP AT IT.

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>tfw no room

>>28021747
Wish I had that problem.


Anyone know if this is legit?
http://pokemongoassociation.com/full-breakdown-new-pokemon-appraisal-feature/

>>28021747
you should buy more inventory space.

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>>28021747
nigga send help

>>28021783
It's better than this problem:
>tfw hatched my 78th egg
1/87 10kms

>>28021843
time to drop most of the potions.
Supers are useless once you get Hypers.
Hypers are useless once you get Max.

>>28021839
He's already bought enough to hold 500 items.

>>28021747
Don't discard Pokéballs man, discard revives if they're clogging your inventory.

>>28021886
I don't feel like healing a 30 hp diglett I use for training with a max potion

>>28021889
>He's already bought enough to hold 500 items.
The max is 1000, get with the program!

>>28021916
then you don't need more than 10 of any potion, 20 of Max, if you hit pokestops daily you'll replenish them in no time.

>>28021682
Not them, but surely, even with a job, you can spend an extra ten minutes looking around for a rare Pokémon without suffering dire consequences the morning after.

I've worked hard manual labour in the past, the sort of job that requires you to be well-rested, but even I would stay out an hour or two later than usual on special occasions (and I think a wild Lapras is enough of an occasion to shave ten minutes off your night's sleep).

So I'm level 26 and still lot assigned a team (I just never click on gyms so it doesn't force me to pick a team). Before one of you come at me - I'm purposely doing it to add a challenge to the game by not being able to access gyms or get free coins for upgrades since I'm also not spending a single dollar on the game.

Bottom line: with this new update, and I able to check the IVs of my pokés without a team? Or am a stuck with SilphRoad? Just curious and thank you anons.

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>hatched a total of 118 eggs between launch and one week ago
>of those, three were 10km's
Eevee,
Kabuto,
and Onix.
>in the past week, finally hit a hot streak of 5 more 10km eggs, bringing the total to 8 eggs out of 134
>hatch the last one just tonight
Pinsir,
Magmar,
Hitmonlee,
Scyther,
and...
Eevee.

FucKING HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28021948
>The max is 1000
And how much does that cost?
I'm level 22 and I'm doing just fine with 250 Pokémon and 350 items, I don't get to battle often enough to use my potions and revives, so I usually toss some revives, but I do use up Poké Balls.

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>>28021224
Results are in.

>>28021234
Electabuzz is in, but Onix and Magmar are not.

>>28021618
You are correct.

>>28021240
>>28021244
I wish, Lapras is the last thing I need out of 10 km eggs for my Pokédex.

>>28021976
>Bottom line: with this new update, and I able to check the IVs of my pokés without a team? Or am a stuck with SilphRoad? Just curious and thank you anons.
The new in-game checker adds a LOT of transparency to IVs.

http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemon-appraisal

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>>28021747
I did delete them.
>tfw full again

>4 5km eggs
>3 of them goldeen one oddish
fucking kill me n i a n t i c

>>28021682
Have you never heard of morning coffee?

>>28021996
Fuck man, I'd kill for a Hitmonlee. All i get are Onix and Jynx (and a lot of Electabuzz with shit moves). Still waiting on that Snorlax and Lapras.

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Has the flood of these started yet?

>>28022002
Nice Kabuto, I still haven't gotten a fossil pokemon from an egg but I have caught 3-4 omanyte.

Then again, I think I've only hatched like 7 10km eggs and I'm level 21 now.

>>28022040
My previous university had a regular Hitmonlee spawn, they really aren't worth it.

>>28019970
Breo, where is the IV Calculator??

>>28021139
hell is this?

>>28022079
>caring about IV
everyone laugh at this manchild

>>28022084
New appraisal in latest update. You can get anything appraised alongside the options to favourite or transfer now.

>>28021139
ye

>>28022027
just delete 150 pokéballs. you'll get them all back before you even have a chance to run out

>>28019970
Anybody got the sauce on this girl?

>>28021142
Alright. You know what? I am so fucking sick of seeing that fucking stupid "crying Pikachu" image. Literally every single advertisement column on this side of the internet has that stupid fucking picture plastered over a stupid fucking clickbait Zergnet article with a title that makes it sound as if Nintendo is doomed that links to a generic bullshit "10 things in Pokey-mon Red that will ruin your childhood" article that has nothing to do with what it was advertised as. I'm fucking tired of it. For the past SEVEN FUCKING YEARS I've seen that pussy ass yellow rat looking at me with tears in his faggot eyes in my peripheral vision. I get pissed every time I accidentally look at it when I'm scrolling down a page. I fucking hate Pikachu.

>>28021976
...why don't you just check yourself?

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>>28022034
my girlfriend hatched this. I hatched 3 x weedles and a fucking staryu tonight. I have 2x1 use incubators I've been saving for a week to use on a 10km , should I just use them on 5kms, go for a run. I'll gladly buy another incubator if I get a 10km. I'm so mad pham

>hatch 3rd 10km egg
>Omanyte

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A FUCKING LAPRASS

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>>28022192
Is this you?

>>28022192
>this booty blasted
>at a rodent

Lmao dude

reminder 1 defense IV difference does not make a fucking difference in a game where you swipe left and right and tap to win fights

fucking min/maxers are cancer

>Unable to authenticate
What did he mean by this?

Wait, people still play this game?

Hold up, I thought this game was dead?

>>28022329

You got a visit from Uncle Ben

>>28022362

Yes

>>28022373

Yes

>>28022324
who gives a shit, let them waste their time
dont let it bug you m8

>>28022397
I legit thought I got a ban, it was just a hiccup in connection or something.

>>28022373
fastpokemap and pokeeye are the only ones that seems to work on this shithole I live in. Another day I will verify if the information is reliable.

>>28022439
ignore the quote.

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Hatched 4 10ks last night

Recommended number of caterpies/pidgeys/etc. for mass exp farming?

Is botting dead?

>>28022406
because of them niantic added that dumb shit in the game about stats when instead they aren't working on fixing why no one gives a shit about their app anymore

fuck im mad

>>28022563
I think so

:)

>>28022556
10

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>>28022536
Fuck you. Here's my collage of today's catches.
>had wrong pic before

>>28022556
60-70, depending on your phone's performance and your speed. Try 70 for the first time and see if you get 70k XP, if it's less reduce the number next time, if it's not, increase it.

>>28022563
No, I'm botting at the moment. It's extremely unsafe right now and I expect these accounts to get banned within the next 48 hours, so I'm just running some tests.

>>28022584
nah, working fine as long as you don't go over 25 km/h.

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Anyone wanna trade?

Iso charmanders

>>28022628
guess the Fearow wasn't a hatch. Idk why te fuck I took a photo of it. I stopped screenshotting my eggs because they're always shit I can find on my block

>>28022678
I like those fire puppers.

>>28022536
that's not half bad

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>>28022192
wew lad
WEW LAD

>>28022793
Come to cali every gym has arcanines
>>28022804
Ikr. I usually get eevees or pinsers

>>28022119
ohhh, that's really neat.
apparently this jolteon that i thought was trash is actually really good for a jolteon.

jesus christ jolteons must be trash overall fml

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Any new features you want?

Id like if i could train one pokemon at a time by walking, maybe get 10CP per KM that way you dont have to choose between tossing lower level mons with great IVs or blowing through your stardust.

Who is the girl?

>>28022933
>10 CP per KM
CP is descriptive, not prescriptive. Powering up is based on levels.

The best way to "train" Pokémon is going to be something that gives you access to more candies, since that's often the biggest stumbling block to leveling a particular mon. The stardust cost is the point--a way to keep you coming back and to further incentivize gyms.

>>28022877
Jolteons have lower BST than Flareon and Vaporeon, but the real problem is it only gets thundershock for its quick attack.
Both Thunder and Thunderbolt are good for its charge attack but discharge is trash.

>>28022933
I'd like to see actual Pokémon battles.
Send out a Pokémon to weaken something you want to capture, or defeat it to raise level, or maybe just get more stardust than normal.
But this would put a much greater emphasis on recovery items, that it becomes necessary to either sell them, or introduce Pokémon Centres like they've been teasing.

>>28023007
>my jolteon has discharge
fuck

I'm very new to the game, my three strongest mons are a 750 magmar i got off an egg, a 680 jolteon i lovingly evolved from 200 and a dugtrio i found at 500 recently.
kinda bummed that my second strongest mon is trash because sucky charge attack.

>>28023179
Unfortunately this happens very often with evolutions, you might get trash moves.
Honestly gyms don't become viable until you get 1000 CP pokémon, with favorable attacks.
If you find a gym with a favorable type matchup, especially defensively more than offensively, you will manage when you learn how to dodge attacks properly.
Dodging is nothing more than timing, and you time based on the move effect animation, not the pokémon's attack animation.

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>Finally catch an Abra after having every single Abra I've seen break free off an ultra ball + berry combo and run away

I fucking hate those little shits

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I'm hoping this will help you guys

>>28023277
They have a 99% flee rate but not that high of a catch rate in my experience, Poké Balls suffice.

>>28022196
I can't because I'm not assigned a team and unsure if there's a way to do it without being on one. That's why I'm asking in the first place.

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Should I?

is the button not there or does it say a special message or..?

>>28023507
>>28023448
meant to do that

>tfw i name my XS lapras "penis" so i can jack off to candela teling me how tiny my penis is

>>28023489
Appraise that fucker first, I wouldn't unless its wonderful with at stat at least 13.

Then, hope it doesn't evolve and learn Twister.

>>28023489
no, wait until you're level 30 and you're getting CP 200 Magikarps.

what's the worst vaporeon charge move?

>>28023489

Go ahead, even if it's IVs are shit high CP and a solid moveset is better than high IVs, high CP and a lame moveset. My high IV Gyarados is Bite/Twister and I just want to die

>>28023319

I've seen five Abras since the game came out and four of them broke free and ran away. That one I wasn't taking any chances, even though in the past they've broken my Ultra+Razz combo before.

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>>28022983
Then how about a powerup every time you walk its egg distance?

Something worth doing but not something that'll break the game.

>>28023600
Pulse

Tail gives you less recovery so it's better versus gym mons with quick charge attacks, while pump shits damage and is the only good defense option.

>>28023573
Wonderful with 14 Attack I believe

Dewin it

>>28023628
ultra+razz+curve ball+good aim
lay it thick, fampai

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>>28023656
How did I do?

>>28023724
Pretty fantastic, both great moves.
Congrats.

> people actually use a Fibonacci spiral to throw curve balls
I just put a tiny amount of spin on it and throw strait. Still get muh 10 points.

They shouldn't have added the appraisal shit. Now everyone is going to become IV autists and there will be less diversity in the potential of each Pokemon.
Also, there should have been more important things to fix, not adding a feature that can be put on the backburner

>>28023756

It helps with the aim to get it really going. I get great curve ball bonuses more than 80% of the time now. Considering I need 150,000 exp to level up again every bit helps.

>>28023775
They clearly have a goal in reducing or eliminating the need/usage of external tools, and this is a quite fix towards that.

>>28023448
...okay, but why don't you just check? The button's in the same place, regardless of what team you're on, so you just...see if the option's there.

>>28023549
Kek

>>28023756
pretty sure the extra spin makes it easier to catch pokemon

>>28023792
Good point.
3rd party fags ruin shit

>>28023638
>Gyarados and the starters get a powerup every time you walk two kilometers
No part of this is a good idea. Powering up should cost stardust--that's all stardust is FOR. It serves no other purpose. What possible reason is there to circumvent that?

They just need to give you a way to generate candies for rarer Pokémon, at a greatly reduced rate and with a decent amount of effort. As it is, rare Pokémon can end up being less powerful, which feels pretty bad.

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>start new account
>ignore starters and go to nearest pokestop
>spin it, get pic related
I'm not sure how to feel

>>28023724
They removed hydro pump I thought?

>>28023892
dragon breath

>>28023887
10km eggs before level 20 are fucking useless. Dont hatch it until you're higher level.

>>28023829
I think the only reason they're implementing these new features is because they got the ideas from 3 party devs.

>>28023953
You're retarded, the eggs stats are determined when you get it

>>28021655
This Anon is right you know
all pokemon go is just a genwunners game they will quit when you add more and so is sun and moon most if not all are gen1 redesignes

Who gives a shit about Pokemon GO, who is the porn star in the OP?

>>28021655
I played gen1, never finished gen2 and never played the other generations.

I like the new designs. They reflect the better resolution of the games and have more creation freedom.

>>28023887
Can I make another real account using the same phone different email?

>>28024228
Yeah son. I did this not 3 hours ago

>>28024070
>They reflect the better resolution of the games and have more creation freedom

Neither of these statements say anything about the design quality, it's just you trying to sound smart to be a /vp/ contrarian.

>>28024273
>a /vp/ contrarian
aka someone with taste

>>28024293
>implying the majority of /vp/ isn't just underage kids and manchildren sporting rosecolored glasses

If that's your idea of people with good taste then you should just end it now.

>>28024273
How can I be a /vp/ contrarian if I only came here recently to understand this game everybody around me is playing?

I find many of the new generations designs cute.

>>28024361
I think he is saying that the opposite of that is someone with taste.

>>28024361
you misunderstand, I think this board has only slightly better taste than /m/ which is not a compliment

>>28024409
correct

>>28024409
I said you where trying to fit in with an incredibly meaningless statement, implying you were newer here. Lone behold,

> I only came here recently to understand this game everybody around me is playing

>>28019970

Oh that pic.. Actually that happened to me yesterday. I was with my bf doing stuff and uh, as soon as he came he grabbed his phone to check on the game, jfc

>>28024477
The first generation had severe designs limitations due to the gameboy screen. Some cute designs were possible in such limited canvas but many good designs had to wait latter generations to be possible.

>caught a 260 eevee tonight
>gonna evolve it tomorrow
wish me luck

>>28024593
Is it your first Eevee?
You can nickname it Pyro, Sparky or Rainer to determine its evo if you've not yet gotten that evolution.

I'd recommend you start with Jolteon because it's the worst, evolve a higher level one to Vaporeon.

Are the moves randomized after evolving? Or does a pre evos move set dictate what the evolved mons will be?

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>when your boss walks in with this
t-these are still rare, right

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>>28024070
>They reflect the better resolution of the games and have more creation freedom.
what did he mean by this
>>28024577
>The first generation had severe designs limitations due to the gameboy screen.
yes that darned paper + watercolor sure limited ken's options

>>28024656
Why'd he power it up

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its too bad this conceptual drawing of omanyte couldn't exist because of the gameboy screen pixel dimensions

>>28024477
You used that phrase wrong. For all intensive purposes, it should be 'lo and behold'. Normally, I could care less, but this peaked my interest. Irregardless, please nip that in the butt, and I'm sure we'll all be waiting on tender hooks to see you correct your english.

Just hit 30 lads. Legit walkfag from Houston here. It was a pain in the ass with all the humidity and storms and scorching sun, but I did it. I did it.

>>28024715
Hes gonna put it in a gym to make people jealous, apparently.

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>>28024630
no, i've caught multiple but it's the highest eevee i've gotten so far
previously I evolved a 106(or was it 130?) eevee into a ~350 vaporeon and powered it up to 409
my next highest eevee is 174
i'm level 9 right now

>>28024728
Man, leave that guy alone. I swear, jerks like you are a diamond dozen around here.

>>28024769
If you're still that low level I'd advise saving your candies, and focus on evolving battle-worthy Pokémon later.

has anyone else only been getting 5km eggs and nothing else. It's starting to piss me off.

>>28024728
Thank you for calling out the underage children that try and sound like the grown-ups using phrases they don't know how to spell.

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What does this mean

>>28024817
I've had this exact same problem, and I'd bought quite a few incubators.
At least the one 10km egg I had recently turned out to be a Dratini.

>>28024817
It is, but at the same time I'm walking a 5km everyday

>>28020228
Nigger

>>28023290
Thanks a lot.

>>28024837
you input your username and password into your phone
it sends the username and password to their servers and checks it against a list in a database with your account information to see if it's correct or not
if it's correct, it sends you back confirmation that you logged in successfully

it fucked up somewhere during the process.
maybe some of the data was lost
maybe you got disconnected
maybe you got the password wrong
maybe their servers are busy
maybe it's just a glitch

>>28024837
it means that if you spoofed or botted, you've been banned. If you did neither, then try restarting your phone.

>>28024672
You have a limit of how much detail it can have to be recognizable in the screen.

He had to draw keeping in mind that it will have to be converted into a monochromatic 56x56 pixels image.

>>28024898
maybe it's maybelline

>>28024593
Nigga, I'm getting over 600. Wait until you have the best eevees you can find before doing the nickname trick. Be patient, I wasn't and I regret it.

>>28024995
I just caught a 870 Eevee earlier, now that I'm 30 i guess i can expect to see 900 ones soon, also just caught a 500cp pidgey

>>28025031
How many balls did it take

>>28024904
Permanently? I spoofed a few weeks ago but this is the first time I've opened the app in a week

>go the lake Artemisia today with a friend
>caught a ton of new Pokemon and got like 6 eggs
>fuckers on bikes with the game keep riding around the damn lake and keep taking back the gyms
>we take 2 gyms and by the time we leave, the gym is taken back again
>kept running out of Pokeballs when trying to catch a fucking Magmar

>>28024759
"Oh cool a farfetchd"

They said as they stomped it with their 2200 CP dragonites

>>28025073
quite possibly.

It might also be a temp glitch, unless your spoofing took you all over your country and to other countries, that's something that they were able to detect a while back.

>>28020727
No pokestops near where I live, you cross dressing freak.

>>28025058
1. I just curve and use regular balls still and most don't give me trouble

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>>28025195
There is literally nothing wrong with crossdressing.

>>28025398
Eevees are actually really chill when it comes to staying in the balls. Weedles and rats give me way more trouble. Pidgeys are a toss up if they'll be cool or not. But the curve ball really helps, that small multiplyer bonus can change everything.

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kek

>>28025657
It's been one day and I'm already sick of this shit.

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>>28025657
>tfw

>>28025657
Ayy

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>>28025657

>>28024728
>correct lo and behold
>type intensive purposes instead of all intents and purposes
wot

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>>28025657
>>28025707
I don't know which one feels worse.

>>28023976
You're retarded. You might still get decent IVs pre-level 20, but CP scales with level. Why bother hatching a low CP snorlax or lapras or whathaveyou?

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no homo

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>>28025707
>>28025657

>>28025991
>CP scales with level.

this is correct for wild pokemon. but egg-hatched pokemon CP is tied to whatever level you get the egg. If you get a 10K egg at level 10, and wait til you're level 20 to hatch it, you're still going to get a level 10-ish pokemon.

>>28026052
So it turns out I'm retarded.

Interesting information, though.

>>28022258
>dragon pulse
Don't be

>picked Team Mystic back at day 1 apk release because Articuno

>now stuck with a shitty boring manface leader I didn't even know would be relevant in the game past level 5

>will have to see its dumb face constantly while checking my mons

JUST

>>28026128
She sounds frigid as fuck, too.
Probably worst 2016 pokegirl.

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>>28022807
Infinite Keks

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>>28026128
>Had to pick Team Blue because my friends did it and I didn't want to take Gyms alone

I wanted to be Red dammit

>>28026128
Feels fucking good to be Instinct master race

>>28026128
DELETE THIS. Blanche is pure, PURE!!!

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>>28024757
Good job, anon.

>>28026052
This is not confirmed. And you literally lose nothing by waiting until your level 20 to hatch 10km eggs. It's a no risk situation.

>>28026220
Purely male.

>>28024728
is this joke? you fucked up "for all intents and purposes"

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>>28024728
>Community college English major's first 4chan post

>>28026309
Did you miss all his other fuckups? Of course it's a joke.

>>28026252
Thank you from the bottom of my heart

>>28024728
>Intents and Purposes
>Could not care less
>Piqued
>Regardless
>Nip that in the bud
I honestly have no idea about the tender hooks one though. What is that supposed to be?

>>28024898
>maybe you got the password wrong
It isn't this, you get a different message for that.

>>28022173
>>28022937
>>28024012
This desu

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>tfw GPS drifting, usually sends me in 10 block diagonal
>hit lvl 7 gym
>come back for more
damn bag always so full

>>28025961
>>28026309
wew lad

>>28026634
I would assume "tender hooves".

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>>28026679
>>28021747
did it again

>>28026634
"tenterhooks"

>>28026634
>>28026697
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/on-tenterhooks.html

>>28024728
*tips fedora*

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Decent IVs, woke up my lil bro and now we both have snorlaxes. Midnight finds are the best.

>>28026269
>This is not confirmed.
Yes it is. I hatched a Sandshrew with 70-something CP at level 20 because I waited so long to hatch it.

>tfw you're a villagefag
>one shitty Pokestop
>one gym
Who else /suffering/ here?

>>28026879
Lucky bastard. If only I had a car

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anyone get the new update?

>>28026927
I always thought the cp values are random
I hatched a 10km egg a few days ago (I'm level 26) and I had a pretty damn weak lapras

>>28027135
its fake

>>28027135
Yes, literally everyone.

>>28026937
Not me. I live in a city and have more pokestops than I can handle.

>>28027226
its a screenshot from the app page

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>>28027266
>tfw this friend shows up in building
haven't caught one yet, this was my first

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>>28027135
the fuck?

reee

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>>28027282
>some of today's catches
was a light day (only hunted for an hour) but have enough for RK9 and weezing, same with marowak or however it's spelled

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>>28027135
Yesss. Just got it. kek at pokeradar fail.

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>>28027316
kek

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>>28027550
seriously. I have one that's 80% but only 400 CP. Should I trust this and the chart to evolve? I know marowak sucks do idc just for pokedex

I appraise Pokemon just so that Candela notices me...

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>>28020624
>It's evolving you know
Lost my sides

>people actually join anything other than team instinct now that the other leaders are revealed as a nigger and a tumblr

>NEW BREAD
>>28027748
>>28027748

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iMPAjEtCiI

my area sucks for pokemon, good thing the game sucks