You mad walkfags? PC Master race wins again! Normies BTFO.

>>27101052
>tfw I'm going to do this just so I can troll and hog some town's gyms 1000 miles away

>>27101052
>I'm finally getting exercise for the first time in years, and working my way through medical depression that has been ruining my life, thanks to Pokemon Go getting me out of the house
Not really mad, no.

>>27101052
Literally the only thing that makes this game fun is getting some fresh air and seeing other people playing. Nothing about the core game is even remotely interesting that emulating it on a PC is just pure autism.

How do? I know that's Bluestacks, but what else is being used?

Pokemon go has helped me meet people for the first time in years

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>>27101121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc

And remember everyone, make sure to take over every gym within 100 miles of your area.

Also set up lures in dangerous places like near crack houses, free ways, and homeless shelters.

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>>27101111
quads of fitness

>GPS spoofing a game just so you don't have to leave your room
>Not only that but Ninatic used to ban players from Ingress who did this

Also this >>27101112
It's a shit ""game"" but the only decent part is hanging out with friends and getting the mons.

>>27101155
based anon. I'll punish them for making this game exclusive to richfags phones.

>Not only that but Ninatic used to ban players from Ingress who did this
They did it to people who jumped halfway around the world in seconds like idiots.
Don't believe these lies, everyone. I was NEVER banned.

>It's a shit ""game"" but the only decent part is hanging out with friends and getting the mons.
I've been doing that without the help of go for years? Why do i need this shitty mobile game for that now?

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>>27101052
>being this much of a shut-in
yikes son

>Playing Pokemon Go
>Ever
Grow up faggots.

>>27101209
>>exclusive to richfags phones.
>Smartphones are literally owned by near-homeless people and actual 5 year olds

Lol get a load of this retard. Pretty much any phone you can buy anymore is an android etc., its all but impossible to get anything else from a retailer

>>27101289
it only works on iOS 8+ and Android 4.4+

It could be fun to spoof this game to get super high level pokemon and shit on everyone else's fun by taking all the gyms.

>>27101289
5 year olds are litterally under their parent wallet faggot. You probably are a neet who don't know what it is to invest in a phone when having a job and being alone.

>>27101345
Yeah, that's what I'm doing, I fucking hate this town and every one in it, and I can't wait to be moved across the country next month and hogging all thier shit.

>>27101232
>They did it to people who jumped halfway around the world in seconds like idiots
This. Add up a lagging GPS signal, high modern transit speeds, and bad mobile connection, and big movements can be easily explained - and Niantic won't ban anything but the physically impossible, which leaves the doofuses that jump continents to be b&. Make sure to pace your GPS movements, and you'll blend right in.

>>27101358
Get married to someone rich then?

Stop complaining you fat fuck.

>>27101273
>playing a literal kids video game instead of using an app aimed at everybody
>telling other people to grow up
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>27101479
>Being this mad

Hey. We could use this technique to check where there are pokemon stops and gyms.

Someone go check if Mecca is a pokemon gym or if you can take over the Vatican.

>>27101490
>be the only one cursing at other people
>call other people mad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>27101495
there needs to be a pokemap to find the best pokestop "farming" areas

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>>27101490
>that gif
That legit freaked me out. Nicely done.

>>27101495
>Pope delivering mass in Latin.
>Suddenly: (Pokémon Go encounter sound effect )
>Francis pulls out his (very humble) smart phone.
>"Forgive me, my children, but I have been looking for another Eevee. Maybe this one will evolve to Vaporeon."

Why would I be mad?

I'm not the one cheating in a free mobile game because he's too lazy and anti-social to go outside. Sure, you might win in game, but who's the real winner in the end?

>>27101111 has it right.

>>27101605
What team would the pope be?

>>27101605
At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if this happened, or if it was revealed that President Obama took the gym at the white house

>>27101111
You know, it was all in your head and pokemon did barely anything except give you a catalyst. You could have always had a reason to go out with friends to exercise together. Pokemon will get old soon, and with it so will your exercise routine.

So instead of using pokemon as your excuse to do shit, fucking use being healthy and happy as an excuse.

>>27101232
You're sad

>>27101631
Being healthy is boring. Catching pokemon isn't.

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>>27101308
>4.4

>>27101052
>being this desperate anti social sperg

>>27101358
I'm sure he understands the alone part

>>27101111
>needing a shitty mobile game to even WALK

Americans, everyone.

>>27101631
I've struggled with motivation to exercise for as long as I can remember. I was fit when I was younger just because I had a lot of pressure from my family to work out, but now that I am solo I've really let myself go. I have no motivation to be active. But now I do again.

>>27101721

Take whatever motivation you can. If it's a phone game that you have fun with, fuck the haters. Their opinions don't matter, and you're not hurting anyone.

I work full time and this is making me get out and meet people. Threw up a lure last night at midnight and had about 15 people show up. Talked out life and stuff. Really only play it because of that.

Won't lie though, I'd be nice for hatching eggs.

>tfw literally walking back and forth to hatch eggs like in game
Never thought I'd actually live it out.

>>27101052
>le normie boogieman
>>>/r9k/

>>27101721
I'm right there with you. Happy to have whatever it takes, and it's been nice.

Lol nah. I've actually met a lot of new people playing this game.

Also I know you think this bothers people, but it doesn't. Odds are you aren't in my friend group and you won't attack my tiny gyms in my tiny town. in fact what you should be doing it using it to take big landmarks (such as the whitehouse) and putting Pokemon in with funny nicknames.

>>27101748
Fuck off to reddit

>>27101621
Mystic cuck faggot

>>27101052
Thank god for PC. My phone won't upgrade past 4.2 and I'm not going to buy a new phone for pokemon.

>>27101052
there will be a patch, we will laugh.

You have done nothing but cement the fact that you are a disgusting neckbeard recluse with no will to socialize or be semi healthy.


Yea sure you win a little bit at a game where soon at this rate everyone will just be abusing it and hacking in different ways until it's all patched or the game spirals downward killing something beautiful and ruining the joy for everyonw, but thats not really winning.

>>27101052

The only fun part about this game is getting outside and seeing shit, meeting new people, and to lesser extent the janky but amusing AR feature.

The actual gameplay is trash.

So, I kind of feel sorry for you

It would be nice to be able to leave messages for other players when you put down a lure. That way people could advertise bake sales and parties and shit more effectively.

>>27101721
>>27101653
THIS
>>27101631
Fuck you, there never have been as much incentive for me to get outside and walk, my fitness app is happy to finally get some work, when before the daily average was 2km now its consistently over 12 km per day on average, yesterday i even broke my record of 18 km
Fuck exercise, it's boring, but GO really tries to put your ass out there, succesfully.

Whats the most efficient way of hatching eggs when spoofing with fake gps?

>>27101705
Walking is boring, that's practically the whole reason.
>>27101201
THIS exactly, in it's corse it's a really shitty game with severe bugs and problems, but at least it gets people outside, including me.

>>27102129
Actually going outside.

>>27101052
The game isn't even fun like that. The fun thing about the game is that it takes you to places in your own hometown that you've never been before or that you didn't even know about. It's like discovering the real world like you usually do in pokemon games.

>cheating on a casual mobile game
yikes....

>>27101826

No <3

Can someone use this trick to check if there are any gyms in bumfuck Africa?

>>27102129
Killing your self should work.

>>27101769

>tfw literally walking back and forth to hatch eggs like in game
>Never thought I'd actually live it out.
TOPKEK (never played the newer generations tho, but I remember walking back and forth in the grass to catch pokemon)

>>27102129
Bicycle

>>27101885
>injecting will be patched
>powersaves will be patched
>pokegen will be patched

Sound familiar to anyone who hasn't been on this board for less than one week?

Stay salty you little go faggot, right now i'm placing lures all over the I-95 so little bitches like you can stop and get rek'd by traffic.

I'd just rename myself Hitlerdidnothingwrong and take over the Auschwitz Arena with a 1488 cp Staryu named "KikeKiller"

>>27102129
You have to figure out the max speed the game will let you go and then move your GPS marker at that pace.

>>27102155
Yes, just make a dummy account that you know will get banned eventually and hop all over the world checking what pokemon are where.

>>27101308
My old phone is Lollipop and my new phone is Marshmallow. They are not richfag phones by any means they are simple midtier phones that anyone here should have at this point.

How do you move around on bluestacks?

>>27101052
>Have the opportunity to get exercise and go out and meet new people while playing a video game
>Would rather sit inside all day and not get any exercise to cheat at a casual mobile game
>Could be playing one of the main games or doing literally anything else instead, but instead you choose this

>>27102290
Why not a Wheezing?

I have fun playing the game as intended, thanks.

>>27101826
the face of a truly assblasted young man

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>tfw you're not playing GO at all because it's shit

>>27101052
What's the point of even having pokemon go if you're just going to sit on your ass and catch pokemon? The point of the whole game is to go outside and look for pokemon.

>>27101631
>it was all in your head
Are you some kind of faggot?

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>Implying you're not on the same team as all your friends on your mobile account to make them feel good
>Implying you're not using another account to secretly be a part of another team and go around stealing their gyms
Stay mad, faggots.

>>27103806
Why do people like you need to come in here and tell us how to play OUR game?

If we want to play from the comfort from our own homes while eating pizza and watching porn thats none of your business.

>Mad

I keep meeting, talking and getting together with cute Asians so no.

>>27103703
both are cool
>>27103697
TOPKEK

>>27101621
the pope would remain neutral because he would never visit a gym as he is a pacifist.

>>27104279
>none of your business
>multiple threads dedicated to spoofing
You clearly want attention if you're making a thread about it.

Pathetic.

>>27104599
Yeah, now more people know you can cheat this grind fest of a game.
Besides, its something like three threads up vs the 50+ walkfag threads up at the moment.
go to one of those and tell everyone how it took you 3 hours to find a beedrill.

>>27104662
I just ran into one a day ago
You have to be either
a. A complete shut in
or
b. The most unlucky man on earth
to not have gotten at last 10 "rare" mons by now

>>27104718
Thats nice, did you show mommy what you caught when you arrived home?

Your life must be sad, OP
I'm finally getting some workout (I walk and bike all day), get some fresh air, made a lot of new friends, hang out with my old friends...
Meanwhile you are still sitting in a dark room trying to get that cheetos out of your neckbeard

I'm sure you are having a lot of fun, emulating a game that has literally no gameplay and was made to help people socialize

I don't really hate the spoofing but I feel like it will negatively impact the game so I hope they come up with a solution.

Otherwise the concept of trading rare pokemon, hunting down tough finds etc. will die as you'll have sever farms in china all spoofing this shit on 50 computers each running 10 VMs all catching the same pokemon and flooding the "market"

So while I don't have much of a problem with spoofing I do worry it will impact the future growth of the game once it gets beyond this initial starter phase. I'd rather things stay legit and not "yeah I paid 30 cents to a slave laborer in india to trade for this mew" kind of shit.

And I'm sure they are thinking the same way as me, so expect a solution at some point.

>>27104746
This is a pretty weak shitpost Tbh

>>27104777
>leddit: the post

>>27104777

this.

I met a nice qt who even got the game BEFORE it got to the U.S.. it gives us something to talk about on a basis, and her birthday is today too

>>27104877
>muh leddit boogeyman
nice counter-argument faggot

>>27104777
>finally getting some workout
>all day

I already do at something called a job

>>27104777
I lost one of my legs in the war.
Spoofing is great since getting around is so hard.

Keep telling other people how to live their lives and whats best for them though. I'm sure your friends think thats the best quality of your personality.

>>27104987
then fucking wheel around the neighborhood, faggot

>>27101631
You're right anon! It was in my head all along! If I had just decided to stop being depressed I could have been living a great life ages ago! Why didn't anyone tell me this before I lost years of my life to emptiness, self loathing and suicidal ideation!

Jesus Christ man, fuck you. Do you honestly think people choose to be depressed? That they enjoy it?

>>27104987
>Keep telling other people how to live their lives and whats best for them though. I'm sure your friends think thats the best quality of your personality.

Meanwhile OP:
>You mad walkfags?
>PC Master race wins again! Normies BTFO.

But I guess that doesn't count right?
They should've aimed at your head instead

>>27105034
well it's different because all of his friends are dead

>>27104943
I'm sorry that your qualifications only allow you to get a job that requires heavy physical work
Maybe you should've studied harder

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help

>>27105078
well yeah but i'm sure his engineering degree serves as a nice paperweight

Yeah, I'm going to go around trying to find these pokemon...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/07/10/four-suspects-arrested-string-pokemon-go-related-armed-robberies/86922474/

>>27105034
You're right, should have just killed him instead of exposing him to your bullshit.

>>27105034
So you're triggered by common banter thats seen on every video game board?
You sure you're not new around these parts, buddy?

If i don't want to go outside its not like you can force me to, just like i'm not forcing you to use the spoof.

>>27105089
Try being more locatable. Seems pretty obvious.

>>27102138
>Walking is boring, that's practically the whole reason.

>being this much of a normalfag

jesus christ

>>27101289
those smartphones have no podometer or gyroscope, which is needed to run this shit

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I live in the boonies and can't actually do anything on Pokemon GO, so this is pretty tempting but I still have my doubts.

>>27105120
Sorry if that post was unclear, I attempted to do an unrooted gps spoof and now I think im soft banned, wanted to see if this was a common sign of soft banning.

>>27101721
Stop being a lazy shit maybe?

>>27101721
well now the problem is to not lose that motivation when the game burns you out.

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>There are people so lazy that they'd cheat in a game where the ONLY depth in it is that you have to walk to interact with it

What... do you even DO in the game if you're not walking? Just swiping left or right can't be all that engaging without context.

>>27107657
No pokestop nearby and really don't feel like driving into town for pokeballs everyday

No point in walking around without pokeballs

>>27101052
you poor poor soul

running around the neighbourhood with some friends, seeing tons of other people doing the same, giving eachother tips of what mon you saw where,... is the fun part. The actual game mechanics are pretty shitty to be honest.

You're so scared to go out you're limiting yourself to playing half a game - the worst half at that

how fat are you guys that you consider walking a workout?, shit doesn't burn much calories

>>27107890
I'm scared of getting robbed nigga, go isn't even out in my country

>>27107936
goddamn, I burned around 800 calories per day for the last days and its like one third of my total intake, which is great. Before it was zero, but yeah, everybody can be just motivated all by himself going outside, there's nothing like depression or shit.
Fucking dumbasses (not you, you're just misinformed)

>>27107936
It burns a hell of a lot more than sitting around

>>27101631
oo shit
fatasses btfo
generic fat pokemon players are too common

>>27107936
Some of us live where temperatures of 110 degrees is a normal day.

Heat stroke is a serious issue, let me play my game in peace. Thank you.

>>27102393
I've had the same Galaxy S2 for 4 years, no cracks on it cuz I take care of it and runs everything fine. It's stuck on 4.1.2 for no reason thanks to rapid progression and I can't play this game. I am pretty fuckin mad.

>>27108001
how long were you walking for?

>>27108281
usual around 15 km now
before I sometimes literally didnt even leave home, but now, I go out every day

>>27101052
>using BlueStacks adware
>not using Nox instead

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27108318
>15km
>3miles
nigga you are delusional of how much calories you are burning around 300 calories, not 800

>>27101605
>Pope Francis, why have you been spending thousands of the Vaticans monthly allowance for you on some mobile game?
>Lure Modules cost money my child.
>yfw the Vatican is never without lure modules

>>27108360
>15 km is 3 miles
now I see who's the stupid nigger here

>>27108396
wait, i was reading 5k,you right nigga

>>27108360
I thought autistic people were supposed to be math savants?

This is the only way I can play. My town only has 4 stops at opposite ends of town, and only 2 are accesible because the other two are a police station and a church SIGN on the side of the road where you can't park.
I'm not driving out of town to play this game, but I'll sure as hell beef up a Hypno in London and a Pinsir in New York, THEN take over the surrounding towns in my neck of the woods. lol

>>27107936
Faggot. I'm not walking three miles for a pidgey and 2 poke stops, just for the servers to fuck up for a few hours.

>>27108425
literally laughed in real life
fuck y'all guys, I'm watching old robot wars recordings, shedding a lonely tear and wondering why it's not a widespread entertainmment programme for the whole world.

>>27101495
yeah can someone check around for good spots in rome, im going there in less than a week and im fuckin excited to see what different mons ill get

>>27101358
What a jealous inbred retard

>>27105028
Sounds like you're just a low test beta

>>27101052
Autistic fagOP is autistic.

The whole fucking point is to get thew fuck out of your room and see things and meet people. I have met at least 30 people today playing the game at a local university that has a lot of pokestops and gyms right on the campus.

So stop being a douchehole, get the game proper, and get out there and meet people!

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>>27101111
Checked. Here is a cute little kitty to make your day!

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>>27101111
>>27101173

>>27108684
goddamn today I've met around a dozen people, some are shouting their team names, yellow fucks. BLUE ALWAYS AND FOR LIFE

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>>27101052
Yep, they're mad.
Personally, I thank you OP for showing me this option, I'm not getting a new phone just for this and for igniting this shitstorm that made my night.
Damn, just look at all these normies. Social, "friends", cat pics, fb like pics, jeeeeesus.

>>27101052
Fuck off OP, I do both

>>27101155
do I need an android phone to make this work?

They'll crack down on this. GO is such a big moneymaker they won't risk you people shitting up the economy.

>>27108958
Did you just read the word "edge" for the first time or something and thought it'd be cool to be edgy?
Fuck off

>>27109428
No, i'm running it on my computer as we speak and so is the guy on in the video.

Just follow his directions and you're golden.
Hell, the real poorfags don't even need a phone to play now with this method.

>>27109456
Just like they did with ingress :^)

You cant really block this seeing as theres really no way to tell it apart from someone play the legit way on a phone.

I'm sure they'll say they are banning people but those will be the idiotic 1% that moved from the Statue of Liberty to Mecca in a couple of minutes.

>Bragging that your emulating the shitty faggot casual game

You sure showed them

>>27110632
My mommy is making me tendies right now while i play go on my pc.

I bet you're in some stupid park all stinky and sweaty from moving around all day looking for imaginary creatures.

>>27101490
2spooky4me.

>>27101631
>You could have always had a reason to go out with friends to exercise together
Exercising with other people is awful.

>>27110820
I don't get why everyone thinks this game NEEDS to be played socially and you NEED to be out in the hot sun to have any fun.

Can't i just take my morning jog around central park like i always do then go back home and play go on my computer to pass time?

I don't get whats so wrong about that.

>>27110890
Why wouldn't you do both?

>>27101052
Go outside and get friends you fucking autist

>>27109456
Instagram and Tinder CEOs are shitting their pants.

>>27110916
Because i don't want to look at my phone the whole time i'm running?
You don't have to like my reasons but its not like you're going to stop me from playing from my home.

>>27111051
You seem to really care about this subject.
Not only that you're a fat neckbeard who cheats at a casual mobile game where the whole reason to play is to go outside, no, you also have to spray your bullshit all over the place.

>>27110192
But they banned a modded client? That's what makes me a little worried.

Has anyone gotten away with cheating on Ingress?

>>27111093
>You seem to really care about this subject.
>is in a pc go support thread raging at the ways people play the game

Who fits the fat neck beard stereotype again?
No ones forcing you to do this yourself, and no ones forcing you to read about the people having fun since that seems to trigger you so much.

>>27111171
Apparently, you seem to like it.

>>27101052
What are you using as your walk settings for hatching eggs?

>>27111145
>Has anyone gotten away with cheating on Ingress?
Yes, its the same thing you're doing here.
What that post is saying is if you absolutely need to go half way around the world then dont do it in one swoop.
Turn off your GPS marker and turn it back on (at the new location) after the amount of time it takes a plane to get to your location.

Honestly if you need something a million miles away just start a new account on that continent,

>>27111226
I was the guy who was arguing that you can get away with it. But all this talk of modded clients - how the fuck do they even know? You should be able to spoof the UA and do all the calculations internally where the servers don't know about them.

I looked up the Ingress mods and saw that some of them have very sophisticated GPS faking with added randomisation for movement whereas currently P:GO users are using the obvious and most simplistic GPS fakers.

>don't have a phone that can handle Go
>set this up just to see how it works
>half of the gyms in Minneapolis are dominated by Hypno
I can't tell if someone just has strong Hypnos or if someone decided to be ebin.

>>27110501
My PC won't let me download kingroot :/?

I'm confused. Do I need a rooted phone?

>>27111356
Download the Android version, not the Windows version.

>>27111268
They don't really.
You cant ban people for weird movements as long as its physically possible or you would have to ban all the people with bad data signals, people who use airplane mode to save data, and all the tom fuckery that goes on with the phone companies at times.

As long as the simple GPS spoofers work i say use them. No point in using something more advanced / more complicated to understand if the simpler one works.

As it stands it seems like people getting punished are only receiving soft bans (6 hours of dead maps) so theres very little risk.

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>>27111365
What the fuck is this

>>27111462
Thats the windows version of kingroot use the android version to get the apk file

>>27111401
Anyway I did some more digging:
>You can modify the app to send a fake hash. Broot mod is detectable if you, for example, remove the recycle animation: this increases the recycle rate per minute and puts a red flag on you. Like this, there are some things changed that can put a red flag on you.
>Using genymotion is easily detectable. First of all, the build prop says Genymotion right on it. Not that you couldn't change it, but that's not where the telltale signs end.

I read this: https://fevgames.net
Seems like they are much better at banning than what I gave them credit for. I found after some googling that Ingress does soft banning AND hard banwaves blacklisting device ID and IP for the P:GO beta. I mean IP is annoying because you have to reset your IP and mine's stick so it takes overnight to reset. The crunch is what they're using to determine the device ID. I've reset my device ID on both bluestacks and my iphone before though (again, when I was running 15 simultaneous Dragon Story accounts.)

And again, in terms of the Ingress hacks the mods are VERY sophisticated. They have automation of some shit as well which leads me to believe that the devs are knowledgeable.

>>27111477
>see 2 big buttons
>Download for Android
>Download for Windows

>Click download for Android

>Run it
>Get this

>>27102283

>he lives in commiefornia

Good. Stay there. NY doesnt need faggots like you

>>27101052
I am probably going to make a quick script for this then go to bed and wake up with 50 more pokemon

>>27111541
Why are you running it? Open it using bluestacks apk button.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc

>>27111535
They blacklisted the people in beta who shouldn't have been playing it. i believe it was only australia and japan that had access to it.
The banned people were stupid europoors and american fucks who thought they were being slick.

>>27111655
Obviously you could easily IP block people in the beta but now people can share IPs due to campus or ISP randomisation. IP blocks I guess aren't the problem though. It's easy to get a new IP or even to use a VPN or install a VPN on a private server.

>>27111655
I'm not getting an apk from the kingroot download. I'm getting an exe

>>27111721
I dunno what to tell you.
there are two buttons at the download page and you say you're clicking the android one, NOT the windows one.

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Only took 5 days walkfags and normies. Now us real pokemon masters can grind pokestops 24/7 while you desperately swipe that landmark that you can just barely reach from the left most stall in the bathroom at.work.

>>27111802
Can you upload the apk somewhere for me?

Correct. I am going to kingroot.net and clicking [download for Android] and it's giving me an exe called KingRootSetup_v.3.2.0.1129_105002

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>tfw i've been trying bluestacks since day 1 but i keep getting "failed to detect"
Not sure what to do. I feel like every single fucker arround me will be strong as fuck when i get my hands in this game.

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>>27111806
>real pokemon masters
10/10 would cringe again

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>>27111840
uploading right now at pic related

you cant type this url because of the spam filters

>>27111840
>>27111933
okay that site just banned me for trying to upload the apk, give me a sec to try mega

>>27112003
No problem. Appreciciate the efforts

>>27111855
Install the bluestacks devtool and run it / turn off.

Check the VP archives for youtube videos posted in the other threads from a couple days ago.

>>27112109
I did it and i was in that thread. Nothing seems to work, i'm almost updating to windows10 just for the sake of it.

>>27112080
mega dot nz/#!s4h1hIKJ

>>27112275
Decryption key...?

>>27112319
sorry i dont use that site often

!sJOwjpYwbxMW2SO0Y1rYOye53Rpv1-1hX-Xi8HVffKA

so it should be

mega dot nz/#!s4h1hIKJ!sJOwjpYwbxMW2SO0Y1rYOye53Rpv1-1hX-Xi8HVffKA

>>27112378
No dude, thank you so much. thanks for your patience ily

>>27112378
Why are you spoonfedding this literal 12 year old retard who can't even download a simple file from a website?

>>27112405
kys retard

>try spoofing my GPS via WIndows 10 because I don't want to go out late at night
>get softbanned
Guess I'll just play a real Pokemon game then.

>>27101052

Actually, I enjoy getting out of the house and meeting new people who also like Pokemon. It makes going on jogs even more fun too.

>>27113032
Softbans don't last too long. Just don't teleport yourself miles away and you'll be fine.

>>27101273
Spotted the poorfag who's still using a flip phone.

>>27102057
Thats why you can't do that.

>>27102129
Download more RAM so you can load faster.

>>27102290
>Not naming yourself Muhammed and placing a 2000cp electrode in Mecca

For shame.

>>27104279
>OUR game
>everyone is telling you that you're a tryhard faggot
>you are the only one defending your own actions
>OUR
Nigga please
You seem to have "our" mixed up with "mine"
Maybe if you weren't such an entitled, antisocial NEET you'd actually have friends and wouldn't need to be an annoying cunt to distract yourself from how lonely you are.

I legitly have no use for a smartphone, when i go places its cause im going to do things not spend all the time on my phone. But i do want Pokemon Go, and do like jogging.

Is there an Under $60 phone out there with a cheap plan that plays PO just fine ?, i mainly dont want to get trapped into a stupid expensive data plan for just a phone

>>27104842
>niantic and nintendo forsee this
>never gets released in 3rd world countries
>for "safety" reasons
>patch out emulation with googtendo magic

>>27104943
Enjoy your destroyed back and knees by the time you're middle aged.

>>27111051
You don't have to look at your phone the whole time.

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>>27101155
You're doing God's work, anon.

I'm raking monsters and running out of room.

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Okay so I got bluestacks working.

The problem is whenever I try to switch to the fake GPS app or move.

I have to launch the gps map from luckypatcher, EVERY single time I want to move even an inch. I must be doing something wrong. When I watch people do this method, they are swapping back and forth from the map app to P-Go with ease.

Just got softbanned because trying to switch between the map and the game was so difficult.

>>27101605
Isn't the pope too busy playing undertale anyway?

>>27101155
does this shit work on iMAC?

I can hardly think of anything more autistic than sitting inside emulating GO on your computer...

>>27115410
welp i figured it out

you aren't supposed to use the tabs, you're supposed to click the notification bar

wish i woulda figured this shit out before the game cucked me oh well ill just play tomorrow

>>27101052

This is the normie way. Have you seen some of the weirdos around pokestops?

No thank you. I'll play this game in my house away from smelly nerds.

Already tried the game through Bluestacks got to level 5 and got destroyed by several gyms and only won 2 controlled by beginners.

My irrelevant opinion is that game could be fun if you have friends or family, or if you want to try to meet people to play together. (like most people are playing and how developers intended).

In my case I'm not interested because I have no good smartphone to run this and no money for a new one and I have non-meme autism and social anxiety and I hate everybody in general REEEEEEEE

All "le nerds" in my country are playing this and organizing marathons or city tours through normiebook, so if they're doing something similar where you live you should go and meet qt3.14 unless you're an sperglord like me.

>>27115688
>3am in the park with my bro
>some hooded lanky guy comes out of nowhere
>h-hey bros if you saw that lure module it was me

In its own way I'm glad my phone is to shitty to play Go. Now I can bitch at all my coworkers to stop playing around and feel justified.

Is there a way to do this without rooting the phone?

>>27115756
it's a PC app you mong

>>27101631

The satisfaction of goan outside, exploran, collectan, battlan, and pokemonan numbs the sheer boredom of typical exercise. It's invaluable to have something deeply entertaining that involves walking outside, as opposed to just walkan.

>>27115729

I've never seen some of these people around my town, and they're all sitting around churches.

They need to shave, get a tan, and get better clothes. They look exactly like people who have been locked in their rooms all their lives.

>>27115796
Give them time. Feeling the harsh caress of sunlight on their faces is just the first step.

>>27101052
It's gonna be tough swiping that Pokeball when one hand's on your dick and the other's coated in Cheeto dust

>>27101557
>not knowing that gif until now
holy shit how underage can you be?

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>>27101052
>cheats
>still level 13
lamo what a cuck

>>27101631
>cheatfags not recognizing any feelings of accomplishment.
Not surprised really.

>>27115885
>le cheat mayme

the closest pokestop is literally 10 miles away and it's in a walmart parking lot

theres one gym 5 miles away at a mormon church

i can either spoof myself somewhere good or i can just not play at all

>>27115937
Or spend money?

You have a lower cost of living where you are, that makes up for the added expenses.

>>27105089
Turn on high accuracy GPS.
>>27105191
You don't need a gyroscope.

>>27115982
>defending microtransactions
>ever

Not him but you should kill yourself immediately, spoofing or not.

>>27115849
The influx of /vp/ newfags thanks to Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself has been alarmingly high.

>>27115849
Not knowing a gif somehow makes you underage? What the fuck kind of logic is that, you retarded nigger

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if I use another account on the same device I just used to teleport my alt from oone continent to another, will they ban the device (bluestacks) and all accounts used on it if they find out, or will they ban just the character I used to jump halway across the planet?
Also, on fake gps, how do you make eggs hatch. I tried with "move around location" but it just jumps instead of walking.

>>27116616
It does when you admit first stumbling into a gif that has been everywhere on the internet for almost a decade.

>>27101605
Then all the creationists would lose their shit because >muh evolutions

>>27115834

More like Cheat-o

There a way to do this on your actual phone instead of a computer?

How to I make the fake GPS move me around? is that even possible?

>>27101052
>You mad walkfags
>walkfags
that would be like sayng "notvirginfag" or "richfag", trying to turn what's superior into an insult just by adding fag at the end

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>tfw sneaking out at night from the safety of my home and claiming all the gyms
Get fucked, 935cp gyarados

wtf is the point? The whole point of the game is to get out, travel, and meet people like you're actually in the pokemon world

Doing this is just cheating at a non game

>>27117109
what did you kill a 935cp gyarados with

my highest cp is a 535 pincir but he fucking blows because bug types are cancer

>Been trying for 14 hours to get into the game
>Blue server screen every time

I'm 100% certain i'm banned or blocked from playing and i haven't even used any spoofing or cheats yet. How the fuck can you guys still get in?

>>27101426
I'm not a woman

>>27101705
Our generation, everyone*

why is it saying file is corrupt when I am trying to install bluestacks?

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>>27117203
Pic related

Anyone knows how to walk in fake gps? It keeps teleporting me even for 20m, but i really want to hatch those eggs

>>27117414
how does catching pokemon even work on phone emulators?

>>27108249
just root it man

>>27111903
>Al Bundy

>>27101155

god works.

installing this shit right now

this will be a gif of a help for poorfags like me that cannot a nice 250+$ phone

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>>27117109

>>27116616
Surefire way of identifying these underage Go-erinos is their rebuttals. Always a clumsy impersonation of what they've heard 4chan lingo is like.

No, pokemon go finally gives me motivation to excersize and an interesting reason to leave the house.

Anyone have some tips on finding 3 step pokemon? I've walked for blocks and can't find 3 steps when they appear on my radar.

Right, but what you're not getting is the ability to talk to normal people, including girls, about Pokemon, which you're playing together.

>>27101111
>having this little discipline
no wonder you're depressed

i'd legit play GO if I had a smartphone

how can a poorfag get a smartphone these days LEGALLY?

how do you move on bluestacks without going out of the app?

>>27101631

It's a stepping stone you nig nog. Anyone who has two brain cells to rub together knows anything mental involves small steps and repetition.

>>27118577
you can run it on your PC with bluestack, but movement requires your GPS, so you constantly need to spoof your GPS every few yards

It's not very viable or fun, and if you spoof too far you get softbanned

>>27118577
A smartphone is like 100 bucks, how can't you afford that?

>>27118698
Don't forget your data plan! You gotta spend that 50 bucks a month!

>>27118703
And that's not even unlimited.

>>27115982
Not him, but areas with lower cost of living, have jobs that pay less. Also, if he is buying balls and lures he's just going to be playing on his couch anyway.

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>americans literally resorting to gps spoofing because walking a couple kilometers is too difficult for them

can't make this shit up

>>27119322
Don't laugh, they lost legs in wars they should have died for supporting in the first place!

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>>27119322
more like
>americans resorting to gps spoofing because waking a couple kilmeters is too dangerous for them

>>27107956
hue?

>>27116699
The Catholic Church recognizes evolution since the 70s. Being a retarded fundie is a Protestant thing.

>>27119322
More like
>Americans resorting to GPS spoofing because 70% of the country is a rural wastelands with no Pokemon.

>>27119403
This there are no fucking pokémon where I live but I don't have a pc, no ground internet connection at the same fucking time

>>27118428
Pay attention to their position in your list. If they're moving up you're getting warmer, if they're moving down you're getting colder.

>>27118488
Discipline isn't a thing that happens over night. If catching fake monsters is what it takes to get him started, then good for him anyway.

What are the best places to spoof at? Preferably someplace with Pokemon that aren't the usual shit and are near one or more stops. I hear West coast America has lots of machops and doduos

>>27119340
So are you just trying to be edgy because you're 12 or are you so autistic you don't understand disabled people can't do the same things as someone perfectly healthy?

>>27101052
my mobile doesn't support pkemon Go. how can I play it on my pc? just an android emulator and the app?

>>27101155
how do u set up lures?

>>27101358
I'm 400 lbs and live on my own making about 25-30k a year in the northeast where the median income is 75k a year, and I have an iphone 5s I got as a handme down when my 4 I used for 5 years broke. My plan costs 32 a month on sprint for unlimited talk/text and 6gb of data. What the fuck is your excuse.

so every time I try to catch a Pokemon it breaks out first wiggle and runs away. Also I can't collect pokestops. Must be softbanned. How long does this last?

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>>27120084

>>27120288
I mean I knew the risks, I know it's temporary because same shit happened to me last night. Woke up and it was fixed

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>>27101052
Literally whats the point?

Pokemon go is a drastically dumbed down version of the mainline games, so much so that I can not imagine that anyone could have fun playing unless they are walking around and having poke adventures outdoors. If you're just going to sit on your ass all day, why not just play one of the main series games or something?

>>27120084
>>27120288
>>27120457
soft bans are only 6 hours

>>27120457
What did you do?

>>27120527
>implying i'm not idling in PoGo and playing ORAS at the same time

>>27120528
Thank you

Emulated app seems to crash everytime I catch something - really annoying.

>>27120084
Sounds like a softban, it should work within the hour.

If I do the spoof, will i be able to play it outside regular ?

>>27120730
Yes

So how do you get banned? Or soft banned?

>>27120789
By jumping massive distances, over ~10KM's.

>>27120789
Jumping to long distances in a short amount of time.

>>27120812
What if i do it as carefully as possible? Like mimicking a flight? I believe if i'm careful i can travel across the world right? kek

What if you take a bus while using the app, would that cause a potential ban?

>>27121013
If you go over 120mph, the game will softban you, so you should be fine.

>>27120869
Should be fine, but I wouldn't exceed the speed of sound. Might be a bit too obvious.

>>27121013
Nope, I've done that IRL. My busline takes me down several stops.

>>27101052
>get my inline skates
>havent used em for 4+ years
>get back into it after 10 mins
>move 8kms in total
>Open egg
>0.2km/2.0km

ok

>>27121013
You're fine. I've taken the bus many times and never got banned. It's probably over 100mph that it starts to get suspicious

>>27121095
>be German
>sitting at a steady 150MPH on the Autobahn
>get b& for having a good highway system
GODDAMMIT

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>>27121095
>be Nascar driver
>playing go right before big race
>put phone in my pocket
>get 1st place by a sliver
>"TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH BY CATHCING THAT BLASTOISE I SAW EARLIER"
>error. you have been banned due to possible terms of service violations
>mfw

>>27121095
>>27121123
Got banned for going about 80/90mph. I was commuting early in the morning with zero traffic. Dropped an insence and everything, so like 10 Pokemon fled. It was day one so it hadn't dawned on me yet that they might be monitoring that.

>>27117259
So?

Get married to a rich woman.

>>27101631
> "clinical depression, a mental illness, was all in this anons head"
>a mental illness
> in someone's head
Where the fuck else would it be, you moron?

>>27101052
I bet yours team PoopStink

What about MEMU?
Does it work with memu?

>>27105191
Pretty sure you don't need either. Just gps capabilities.

>>27101052
Niantic was ruthless with Ingress cheaters. The app registers things like screen touches, gps jitter and gyro input. It's only a matter of time before they crack down you silly billy.

>>27121077
it only counts distance while the app is in the foreground running. shit sucks, I know

>>27119983
You buy them.

>>27101052
Oy OP what apps are you using?
I was thinking of trying PokemonGoAnywhere and using Hide My Root, anyone try these?

>>27105025
Underrated post

>>27121460
I think they have far too much work to do on their game before they care about shit like this

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>>27101155
>Some people would rather stay home than have a fun reason to go outside and make friends

anyone ever get it where you cant claim pokestops and battles the pokemon always leaves??

>>27101155
ruined

How do i take a full res screenshot?

is your capture information and level and shit tied to your email, or your device? Could I go back and forth from my phone and pc if I used the same email, or would it show as two separate users?

>>27103802
I played until I ran out of pokeballs. I'm not going 15 miles to the nearest pokestop.

>>27122881
You got softbanned for spoofing like a moron