Plasmagic
>>27393329
Best meme
just a reminder last weekend was tentaquils birthday
Reminder that Tentaquil is in all post-2010 Scribblenauts games.
I'm not kidding. /vp/ did something.
happy birthday tentaquil
WHO DID THIS?
>>27393295
Little do you know, it was you!
>>27393295
2005 called, they want their Chuck Norris jokes back.
Seeing that it is most likely inevitable, what do you guys think a mega arceus would be like?
I kind of don't think it would because it already has the plates but I guess it'd have every type and have 140 in every stat or something and be stupidly broken.
>>27393287
I want it to be so absurdly strong that it absolutely destroys the rest of the meta. The Alpha pokemon shouldn't lose to any lesser deity.
>>27393432
ALOMOMOLA
How can I like Absol maturely without being edgy? Is it even possible to like this mon without being typecast as a brooding loner? (Which I am, but not the point.)
of course it is
Probably one of the less appealing designs for me. It's single-stage without having a distinct appeal such as the quirkiness of Dunsparce or the cuteness of Emolga, also looks somewhat awkward and seems like it was designed by a DeviantAutist.
To answer your question OP, no.
>>27393269
But how? Teach me, Anon. I haven't got style like you.
Chen (Cat) (F)
Ability: Limber
Happiness: 180
EVs: 52 HP / 112 Atk / 160 Def / 48 SpA / 44 SpD / 92 Spe
Relaxed Nature
- Scratch
- Bite
- Yawn
- Growl
>>27393240
Slow Start
Fuck
Off
To
/an/
>>27393240
FUN FACT: PSP = Play Station Portable.
C UCK
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Hello /vp/, I have a box of 30 of each of the legendary dogs that I am giving out on the GTS. Put up a Flabébé if you are in X/Y or Zigzagoon if you are in ORAS with the message "Deej" followed by the dog you want.
The sets are:
Entei @ Choice Band
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk/4 Def/252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sacred Fire
- Bulldoze
- Iron Head
- Stone Edge
Raikou @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 4 Def/252 SpA/252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk/30 Def
- Calm Mind
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power Ice
- Volt Switc
Suicune @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Scald
- Roar
Deposited a Flabebe for a Raikou, IGN is Dawn.
Thanks so much OP
>it's an injectshitter giveaway thread for people that are too braindead to hack their 3DS
Enjoy your illegitimate garbage.
>>27393253
Uh actually I played through and RNGed 30 copies of ORAS to get perfect dogs
I have rare pokemon in my backyard come in
>>27392957
N-no thanks... I think I should be going now... See you!
>>27392957
ITT: immediate signs of shit taste and autism
>>27392917
>>27392917
Using the genwunner meme unironically
>I like the latest fake starter evos
>I like anything related to Kalos
>Hoenn is my favourite region
>humanoid Pokémon are good
Which is the superior version, /vp/?
Obviously it's
new Pokewin 2 super go
>>27392909
>he didn't get Juíȩ̀ ́ハ YXX
Finally emulating Gen 5. Experience so far
(1/2)
>Game begins
>Immediately locked down with dialogue
>Get literally walked up to the professors assistant and she forces a pokemon on me
>Can't even be bothered to write a dumb event that showcases your intuitive talents as a young trainer
>Just pick one already fuck
>Oh wait here take this handful of berries
>WAIT UP THOUGH
>Hold up!
>Hey this is a C-Gear
>This is a pokeball
>Not so fast, this is a pokecenter
>This is the PC, as you can see he he
>Oh wait thats a pokemart
>Here take this potion
>Here take a potion from me too
>Me three, I have a potion to give you!
>Wait take this medal case too haha, you'll totally use it!
>Fight trainer with a token electric pokemon
>Rival leaps out of a bush to dialogue you immediately
>Oh wait hey that reminds me, this is called a Paralyze Heal :^)
>Back sprites are retartedly low res
>Super janky camera work, battles move slower and slower every gen
>Awful animations
>Battle fonts make my fucking eyes bleed
>Still haven't managed to contrive a good reason for Pokemon to be happening on two screens
>So much fucking back tracking by the second badge I don't even know which way is forward progression anymore
>Right this way to the movie studio, get ready to be railroaded for the next half hour in a side plot you literally dont give a fuck about
>Here take this rental pokemon, use one of two prepared moves in accordance with the script you've been provided
>Can't leave the room, literally have to go through this stupid shit
>"""rival"""
>constantly putting you on wires every hundred steps and forcing his tutorial-tier ""help"" down your throat at every turn
>We should go search Route 20 for the plot device, don't you think? LETS GO!
Fucking
>cont
>>27392807
(2/2)
>Looks like Plasma is on the run, which reminds me, take this HM! It''s cut or whatever!
>Team Plasma said something about boats, I bet if we go to the port back in the city where we JUST CAME FROM, we can find someone to take us to this other city that I know about where they usually are. Ill meet you there! AWAAAY WE GO!
>WELCOME TO THE BIG CITY
>Take this bike fuccboi
>Be sure to look around the city and locate all the stupid fucking clowns
Great, a minigame. At least I'll have to expl--
>Look at the medical center and the battle company to find them!!!!!
Thanks, clown.
>Don't forget to ride your bicycle to speed up the process!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU. CLOWN.
>Pick an alley and head that way just because no one in the game stopped to tell me to
>Walk five steps and a man in a suit factually jumps out of a dumpster, just to hand me Flash.
>Go here. Check there. Do you know where your next destination is? Right around the corner by the pokemon center. Hey! Come over here! Let's go this way. Follow me. Don't stop. Do not pass go. Talk talk talk talk talk over here! Wait up, listen to this! But that must mean...I know! Let's go this way!
FUCK
This kind of shit obliterates the replay value of a pokemon game. Starting a new save is like signing away an entire evening to read the terms of agreement paperwork for a fucking app update. Are X+Y this bad?
Will Alola continue this stupid trend?
>>27392812
It gets much better.
>>27392807
Should've skipped straight to BW2
I could love to learn Teleport to stay away from this rotten society that doesn't understand charismatic geniuses such as myself.
Nasty Plot.
Oh, wait...
hold hands
>>27392770
Fairy Wind so I could fart my homosexuality into the faces of bigots
What were their names again, /vp/?
Nigger and Cracker.
Pichu & Pichu?
Noir and Blanc.
Why do black and white 2 gym leaders only have 3 pokemon?
Why do you have to turn it on to challenge mode in order to make it consistent with every other game in the series? Even then gens 1-3 later gym leaders had 5 pokemon.
Don't you see, opee?The older games ARE challenge mode.
>>27392660
>they only have 3 pokemon so they're easy!
getting really tired of this. it's like you guys didn't even play the game. the water gym was one of the hardesti n the whole series.
>>27392670
I wouldn't have such a problem with it, if nintendo didn't make unlocking challenge mode exceedingly diffculty
Every other game in the world
>select difficulty
Pokemon
>have to have someone who already beat the game, or have to have an action replay and if you use an action replay you risk fucking your save up anyway
why are there so many monkey pokémon?
whats your favourite monkey?
Darmanitan.
>>27392639
Subtle b8. Very subtle
>Smeargle
>Monkey