/arena/ - Arena FPS General

HUUH

Fucked up previous thread link
>>187420290

>literally the only game being discussed is quake champions
>lets use warsow and ut as the op pic like 4 times in a row

lol

>he isn't supporting QC
>he literally wants our last chance at an alive AFPS to die
what the fuck is your problem

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
https://my.mixtape.moe/egcyby.webm

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Nth for big fat sweaty musky Slash cock down your throat, up your ass, across your face and on your mind.

Ok back on topic. I'm not saying BJ Ranger or DoomGuy Are related on any way. But I think they can string the universe's together if they play their cards right. Also the strogg war can take place in the far future.

>>187539229
The id cinematic universe

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Nth for stinky lizard cloaca

>>187539229
>trying to come up with manageable lore for guest characters
why?

Am I the only one who can't find a game on QC right now? Been in queue for like 20 minutes, resetting at the 7 minute mark and I still can't find shit.

>>187540149
I had the same problem. Turns out I needed an update. Check for that.

>>187540149
what gamemode

>>187539229
It would be impossible to do so with all the major events that occur in each respective timeline. Don't get me wrong I would love to see an Anime/cartoon series about Doomguy unffing affirmative or negative while BJ and Ranger banter about who is older, all the while trying to escape from tween realms and get back to their own timelines. Maybe something like Archer if it's going to be a cartoon or Gainax if Anime.

>>187538305

dude D64 is canon due to the fact that he stayed in hell, and 2016 came to happen.

as for Quake

>Quake 1 is its own thing 70's earth with retro looking computers from the 50's and 60's, something akin to Fallout
>Strogg Quake Timeline has ETQW in 2055, almost 200 years of terran rebuild and reverse engineered of Strogg technology, mankind colonizes the sol system until the strogg strikes back, Quake 2 and later Quake 4 in 2245

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>lorefags in quake

>>187540317
Oh shit I think this worked. Thanks for the heads up. Bethesda's game client is absolute trash that they need to fix before they attempt fixing this game.

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We talk a lot about what characters we want to return, but what kind of newcomers do you want to see? Personally I want a Mummy

>play DM have a really fun time
>feel mentally exhausted after 3 matches

>>187541003
A mommy.

>>187541114
Hahaha
yeeeah

>>187541003
i just want a clown character
i know there was a clown character in quake 3 but im not saying it HAS to be him even though i really like him i just want to frag and look funny while doing it

>>187541190
Viper pls go and stay go

does anyone know that if you get quake champions on steam, do you have an opportunity to link it to your bethesda account and thus keep your unlocks, or do you have to start anew?

>>187541003
Dovahkiin
It started as a joke but the idea of a character with an active that could force someone away (his shout) seems interesting. Maybe it could even do some damage if you throw them into a wall.

>>187541567
You have to link it I think.

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Lucy WHEN

>>187541567
yeah, and if you refund after that you can play for free with everything you've unlocked before, every champ unlocked, and you get a few jewboxes.

>>187541816
Never. Stop forcing that hamplanet down our throats.
Fat people need to stay out of the media. Fat is disgusting.

>>187541003
a slutty amazonian warrior lady

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>>187528131
aim I think mostly.
everyone else seems impossibly good.
>>187529169
ranger because hes the only one available

>>187542550
Hunter is only slutty by the standards of a non-tribal.

>>187542586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

most top scorers are the guys that practice practice practice

also a 144hz monitor will help you greatly

>>187542803
>also a 144hz monitor will help you greatly
LOL

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incomplete custom weapon skin showcase in case you missed it:
https://my.mixtape.moe/gltqhu.webm
doom 2 super shotgun, q1 super nailgun, rocket launcher, thunderbolt, q2 railgun
Will update tomorrow with Q1 machinegun, and hopefully Q3 gauntlet and Q1 nailgun sometime in the future
Don't think anyone cares about the tribolt reskin

>>187541114
that's actually pretty dark

>>187542442
Someone's just mad from getting repeatedly killed by Lucy/Angel in Q3A.

>>187542972
what are you, poor?
the input delay from a 60 to a 144hz is game
changing as fuck

>>187543016
Shit I might have to buy a couple of those now

>>187543315
Retard. The refresh rate has nothing to do with input delay.

>>187543179
HA HA HA, YEAH!

>>187543016
i got the tribolt skin, but scrapped it
it just looks a little different and hasthis minigun thing going where the barrels rotate

>>187543481
It does insofar as how long it takes for the effects of an input to display.

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>>187538589
Anyone here got Midair?

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>>187543721
>i got the tribolt skin, but scrapped it
All those wasted shards.

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>>187544023

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Lemme know when it's playable

>>187544023
debating buying it but i gotta git gud at tribes again

>>187544121
> tribolt

>>187544426
i'd say wait for it because it's gona be a f2p game

>>187544402
never

>not getting lore from duel and them quiting

>>187544402
Right now :)

>>187544402
Someone said that they disabled some of the logging shit with this patch but I doubt they've made it any more playable.

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>quake fans on /vg/ are a bunch of autistic furries who want dicks shoved up their hairy assholes

Way to ruin something special

>>187544870
>Vase Breaking Simulator

>>187539635
Who this and why the botox lips

>>187544870
Honestly you can fuck off if you do this. Play the fucking game you stupid retard.

>>187544994
It seems to have actually made it LESS playable, since they seem to have somehow fucked the lg up.

>>187544994
At least it seems like they're addressing it. I want to play it so bad but with the FPS bullshit and no bots, its unplayable for me. Maybe it'll be fixed sooner than I expected, but until then I'll stick with UT04

> have to quit game to exit lobby that is stuck on never finding a player

>>187545431
>something special
with the lady?

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Fucking defend this shit QC SJWs

>>187544402
Really fun but fucking garbage netcode

>>187545892
this tbqh

getting the lore by breaking pots is retarded tho. I've found 1 in 30 games by accident, I just want to frag. Just give me the lore by playing the game for fucks sake. at this rate I'll never get the skins even if I play 1000 hours

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>it's an enemy team is 3/4ths sorlags episode

>>187545603
thats me

>>187546256
Mandela xDD

>>187545892
I do it in Deathmatch, not in duel, so I'm not being a dick to a single player who just wants to play.

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reposting from /vr/.

do we have a name yet? fuck

>>187545603
Because Nyx has botox lips.

>>187546419
I'll take sorlag over niggerki any day

>>187545431
I want Slash's dick down my throat, not up my ass, you mong.

>>187546256
that info- wherever it came from- is wrong
sorlag was always female in game, both in chat lines and in bot gender
one of the bot chatlines from the q3a betas is even "sorlag was always female"

>>187546960
anon.

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>1200 in game

>start duel
>rush anarki lg all day erry day
>all 3 rounds are finished quicker than the next mega/ra spawn rotation
Matchmaking when?

haha time 4 some quake!

>>187547108
Fucking miracle all things considered

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>>187547046
yes?

> dodge rocket
> take 100 damage
> enemy fires rail 6 feet to my left
> i lose 80 health
this is not 30 ping

>>187547501
I can imagine how frustrating it must be to spend 10+ years mastering a craft and then the developers decide they want to remove all strategic elements from their next big game so you never win the big prize money shit and instead 19 year olds with 60% LG dominate you.

>>187546256
>(presumed)

In the presence of an "it" obituary, Sorlag specifically gets a "her" ingame. The whole character is making a point of how alien the Q3A roster is.

>>187547746
>chase sorlag through teleporter
>get fucked on the other side

he didn't play his best tbqh

>>187547570
>th-this must be the work of an enemy Stand!

>>187548865
Is that an JoAnarki reference?

>>187547746
>developers decide they want to remove all strategic elements
Yeah adding new layers like character choice and ability usage is really removing strategy. Fucking brainlets can't adapt

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The LG lighting bloom seems a bit excessive if i'm being totally honest with you guys
Is there a way to not have the LG melt my eyeballs in the config?

>>187549051
UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN

>>187547746
if he hadn't dropped Quake for Overwatch he probably would have won

>>187549038
There's not much choice considering everyone uses the same 3-4 champions. Also you're out of touch with reality if you think this game is anywhere as strategic as VQ3/QL. If a random CS:GO player was seconds from knocking out the most intelligent quake player of all time isn't proof, I don't know what is.

Why does Anarki ask 'guess who's back to deal a whoopin?' When did he ever leave?

>>187549267
Rapha will never have the same success in QC as he did In QL, and honestly I have serious doubts he will even place top 4 regularly. You can't plan ahead in this game, all short term combat outcomes.

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>>187545431
It wasn't always like this Anon...

>>187546419
>>187546661
Nice to see we still have nice OC though.

How do I stop getting raped

>>187549945
practice x3

>>187549945
What mode?

How do we get QC more players?

>>187546256
>Looking for anything possible to blame on SJWs
You literally are being a special snowflake, anon.
Retcons happen all the the time. Blaming a game that is full of white characters blood and core, druggies and violence on "SJW's changing mu character gender"

You are looking for any excuse to piss in the wind and blame literally anyone else for you getting pissed on.
Stop trying to be a victim, you fucking snow flake.

>>187547746
>have the best aim
>win an fps match because of it

The horror, the horror!

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>>187550470
Picmip, force enemy team color, classic mode for duel, Hunter, CA, CTF, and WORKING FUCKING NETCODE.

>>187550697
>Literally only 3 of those will help
>The rest will hinder the game
Purist fag, stop sucking Carmaks dick.
Faggots like you are the reason why overwatch and paladins is popular.

>>187547746
IT's kind of like... people get old and stuff anon.
Amazing that shit happens, but it does.

>>187550030
tdm

Bought Quake Champions.
Servers are down and I can't be a good goy and make a Bethesda account.

ebin

>>187550470
Replace the YOU LOSE with YOU WIN even when you lose

ADSL fella here, game is actually slightly more playable after the patch! For a while anyway, then the rubberbanding starts. At least it isn't auto-disconnecting now.

>>187551496
get your refund

>>187550470
Engine that isn't shit from a russian's ass.

>>187551496
Servers aren't down.

>>187550505
>full of white

Stopped reading there

>>187540909
Happened to me on Steam too. I also had to uninstall and reinstall it for the update because it was saying I have no more disk space as I am running thin on my SSD and my HDD is fucked. Moral of the story is that it thought it had to redownload everything to get the little 147MB update. Pretty dumb.

I wish there was a way to know how many dudes got killed after you did 95% of their life in DM

>>187553203
Just count the Sorlag's kills

Alright, boys, it's time to choose who you give your boipussy to.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13811723

why is every match i play in rigged from the start?
my hits don't register
enemy misses register as hits
enemies spawn on weapons
i spawn in the middle of the enemy team
enemy gets quad and my entire team is just dropped infront of them facing backwards one by one

is the game designed for one team to snowball after the first second?

>>187554473
Stop playing teams

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>>187554573

>>187554473
>enemy misses register as hits
And how would you know that?

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Literally perfect.

I played DOOM religiously, trying to get good at it, and no one fucking plays it. I bought Quake Champions in the vain hope of playing a not-dead arena shooter, and QC has even less people playing each day than DOOM. What's even the point anymore?

>>187554994
I've had no trouble finding matches here in the UK.

>>187554376
>>>/lgbt/

WHY IS THE MUSIC SO FUCKING QUIET? I WANT MY HYPE ADRENALIN-PUMPING SHIT BACK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku6bYX2VyMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hIs7sFRXyI

>>187554473
it's true though, stop playing Team matches
you will never get assfucked by 4 others ever again and youll never have to carry shitters. If you lose you can blame it on yourself 100%

>>187555178
I find matches once in a while but they're almost never full. On DOOM I'm lucky if it's not a 2v3 for the 8th time in a row. It's still kind of fun but not nearly as much fun as it should be. Big lobbies full of players are great, but are so infrequent that I might encounter one in the span of a day. These are the only two games I've gotten into in a very long time and I even built a new computer just to play them. No other game on the market does it for me, and it sucks that these games both have sub 2000 players at all times. My dude yesterday QC had like 700.

>>187554994
> QC has even less people playing each day than DOOM.
This is objectively false

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>>187550843
But which of the three are you picking Anon? Surely you're a man of taste and want Hunter in the game. CA, classic-mode (even as just a custom game option), and picmip are three oldfag complaints. If Willits really wants this to be the Quake to combine all the Quakes then these need to be in. Personally, I never used Picmip just force-model/colour.

>>187554715
because i sidestep the most obvious rocket in the world
and it explodes in midair behind me
despite the distance, it still does full 100 damage
i turn a corner
i am standing way behind the wall
a rail beam whiffs the air to my left
i somehow get hit by it
and no i was not playing any of the heavies

i guess i'll just be that guy who breaks urns and holds w+m1 with the gauntlet out

because clearly my efforts have no influence over the outcome of a match, when the game basically yanks my keyboard and mouse away

game is more about gambling than CSGO

>>187555768
False my ass, there are twice as many players on DOOM right now.

>>187555683
so i should get ganged up on by 7 players instead?
because the game puts a big glaring SHOOT THIS GUY FIRST sign above my head that only others can see
it's basically TDM where i literally don't even get a team

>>187554909
she could use a dick

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>>187546256
>She's always looking to get some unfair advantage

Maybe they really did read the old lore when they designed QC.

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https://youtu.be/3rKpSXFw6Lc?t=138
>Visor Eternal skin is based on the fucking awesome art from Quake 3
I focking love this

>>187556224
no, you should gang up on the 7 others anon

>>187556764
Is Visor Prime referencing anything?

>>187556152
Yes, there are twice as many players playing doom's single player, and approximately zero playing doom multiplayer.

>>187557084
Metroid Prime is the only thing that came to mind when I looked at it. Dude kinda looks like the actual Prime Metroid from MP1.

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I appreciate every anarki player. Thanks for improving my online experience, you truly are fun people and I enjoy every moment when you guys are in the game.

>>187556818
but there's 7 of them and 1 of me
and the game is biased and the hitreg favours their shots over mine

>>187557084
Visor Prime is the base that was used to make the Visor clones.

>>187557626
probably this

>>187557649
nice aim

Why am I finding Lore Scrolls but not getting any of it unlocked? I still only have Ranger's first one. Unless I am being lied to when I break a vase and hear "Lore Found" by the edgelord announcer.

>>187557969
thanks bud, I my sens is high as fuck but that anarki should have been dead tbqh
I did win that game and win 3/4 of every DM im not braggin im just mad right now at the nonexistant hitbox

>>187558194
You have to actually pick up the scroll. If you hear the announcer call it out that just means it spawned somewhere in the map, not that you acquired it.

>>187557838
I know that. I'm just wondering if it's appearance is referencing an old skin or something

>>187557659
now there's 8 fuck toys running around shooting each other, its too hectic to team up in DM. git gud or git ded

>>187555639
That first one is a great track, the second one is the theme of Dredwerkz, the theme of sleepy time while one fucking faggot hides and slow walks while your team plasma-climbs and does stupid shit near quad. I miss CA

>>187557649
Your aim is just legitimately bad bro.

>>187557649
imagine wildly spamming your mouse in the general direction of somebody and then complaining when they dont die

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>>187558393
It has to be a Metroid reference I can't think of anything else. You ignored my first post you man of questionable taste >>187557626

>>187558840
okay maybe not the best webm i was salty as fuck lemme dig up another one in the folder

>>187559014
Look my man I'm not even saying anarki can't be fucked at times, a lot of characters shit will go right through them. But your webm is not showing that, its showing you missing everything.

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>>187559014
Anon, the thread has changed you will get badgered no matter what. You are already dead desu.

>>187559161
>>187559232
NO I WILL PROVE IT I SWEAR LEMME DIG UP A WEBM

>>187558542
i get spawn camped by the dude who has more health, armor and weapons

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>>187559232
>HUH HUH HUH

Slash seems really fucking fun once you get the hang of sliding to not fat-finger it while jumping.

>>187559232
who fucking made this, its incredible

>>187559937
Ankari is more fun :>

>>187560245
>having a broken hitbox is more fun
Not for the poor fucks you play against

>>187560434
Anarki and Slash both have shitty hitboxes senpai. And the only truly broken hitbox is doom's.

>>187559316
Okay I can't find one turns out I'm just bad at the game I'm shit in every webm I have.

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>>187560512
>And the only truly broken hitbox is doom's
Is this why he never fucking dies?
Hes harder to kill than a snorelag.

>>187559758
>>187560075
The meme masters of /arena/ they're still here. >>187546419

There was a time when the OC dudes were the only thing keeping us alive.

where can i get this aimassist that lets me hit perfect shots on people in this terrible netcode?
obviously it's free since so many people have it

>>187560965
It's called getting fucking good, scrub.

>my first win in deathmatch
>its also my first time playing BJ
He's pretty fun.

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>>187559232
10/10

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>>187557649
Fuckin git gud dude.

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>>187561582
The meme-makers deserve the (you) desu, I just reposted.

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>>187557649
>staying in close range with an LG
Nigga just run away while shooting. Also why weren't you using rockets? or just gib him with your quad gauntlet?

>>187557649
You can tell how shit this guy is by the jumpy as h*ck aiming, he doesn't even try to track properly.
>this is the kind of person that complains about "broken hitboxes"

>>187561072
gun has no spread
click on guy
guy does not take damage, game does not register hit
what do
where click for damage

>>187561684
> not scaling down to 25% of original size before shaking

>>187561953
>using rockets
0 damage is fun

>>187561953
> catch up to anarki as visor
LG range isn't even relevant in that short timespan
or at any point ever

>>187562483
I have never experienced this. 1 quad rocket would have liquefied that Anarki

>>187557649
Anarki is cancer bro but so was that tracking.

>>187561953
walking forwards vs lg isnt very possible unless youre anarki, also I thought I could have hit him 4 times with sg but turns out that the slim times that my crosshair was on him his hitbox didnt exist

>>187562589
WORKS FOR ME-tm

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>>187562238
tis my stats
now tell that to me in game and not irl and see what happens

>>187562682
You act like rockets are 100% broken, they aren't

> quakedads who have played the games for 20 years
> go to intermediate
do you also armwrestle infants in your spare time?

>all champions have a quirky voiceline
>doomguy is just distorted bass

wdtmbt?

>>187562836
> 27 matches in 25 minutes
uhh
what

>>187562960
Doom doesn't speak? His entire personality is being ANGERY, not making quips

>>187563030
ye the timer jumps around it's fucked

>>187547570
The netcode is so broken

>>187562960
Ranger and Visor are quirky?

>>187562850
Maybe you should have gone to beginner

>>187563501
no no no, i just need the GitGud
this is acceptable game function behaviour
the way the hardcore players wanted
i just need to literally start hacking to make the game work
this is how it is designed
fuck this, back to TF2. call me when fixes happen

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>>187560950
Always happy to help /arena/

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>people who pick nyx in team deathmatch

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>tfw you land all of your tri-bolts on target
Is there anything more satisfying?

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>>187565537
Unbreaking lightning gun chain

>>187565537
> there is no award for hitting all three bolts on the same guy
150 damage tho

>tfw meticulously studying your favorite champ's dialogue, quirks, and personality so you can accurately portray them on F-list
>tfw no one else knows this feel

I hope whoever came up with all these terrible fucking rune challenges chokes to death on their own dick while self-sucking.

>>187566610
You should get a medal called "You can do that???" for getting a kill with the tri-bolt at all since it's such a piece of shit and only ever frags anyone by accident.

>>187557649
Do you have cerebral palsy?

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P O S T A N

>>187567092
>only unlocked challenges for snorlag and anarki
>dont want to be a shitcunt

sorlag stack nerf when?

>>187568320
I hope it's not like the clutch nerf when she goes from everyone to no one playing her
Not sure if I could handle everyone picking scale

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>>187566691

>>187568162
>stuck trying to get net masters on BJ
>lag to hell or get wiped out by bullshit like round-the-corner bullrushes just as I start nearing 1000 damage in a single life
>literally done rail-only attempts at getting one where I've counted the required rails and died 1-2 rails away about 5 times because I've had a bad string of them not registering sure hits

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Holy shit that Doom 3 marine outfit is pretty rad

>No helmet option
>pda accessory
>Little air canisters that sit behind you
>Armor shards attached to your body armor

I don't know if they'll ever do reskins of the guns in QC but make a doom 3 shotgun replacement and it'll feel like the good days when I used to play the doom 3 multiplayer

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>>187568539
Sometimes when something isn't very popular, you've gotta resort to desperate measures to make your own literary erotica.

>>187569308
sandwich server still gets players in doom 3

>>187569308
>doom 3
>not arena doom

>>187569421
Admittedly, I understand where you are coming from

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>someone asks how to get the Original
>think they're talking about the Q1 RL in TF2
>check customization menu
>id renamed it to the Original in Q:C as well

>get some runes for clutch
cool

>join a server as clutch with my new runes, need 30000(?) damage and 30 shotgun kills
>hitbox is now the size of a shed
>always the first to get targeted down in fights in FFA
>shield does fuck all

yeah no thanks

>quad damage on BJ
>dual weild rockets
>suddenly everyone within a mile radius is vaporized
So this is spiral power

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>>187570390
>only use SNG and LG with quad because the netcode has trained me to never trust rockets
they should rename it Todd Damage, because it's one big scam

>>187570587
that joke made no sense anon

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>>187570732
s-sorry

>>187563030
>>187563071
It doesn't display the count of hours.

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Played some Sacrifice for the first time since the previous patch and man, I had fun.

>>187570880
fuck *slash

>>187570880
Because splash is Slash with a P attached?

>>187571024
wish i could, man

>>187567426
>Garbage KD even with broken as fuck Sorlag.
Arent you embarassed to post something like this?

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>malta gets a flag avatar but my cunt doesn't

Why can I not hit Doom? Hit model is the size of the fucking sun but somehow I miss every time.

>>187571271
R A R E
A
R
E

what cunt?

>>187571316
Actually broken

>>187571241
this thread told me no one cares about k/d
was i hornswoggled?

>>187571368
norway, only nordic cunt without a flag. I don't understand.

>>187571316
gitgud

>>187571413
You have potentially been smaggleslorped

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>>187571536
oh

>>187571664
potentially

So when are we getting clan arena?

>>187569805
Thank you. When the usual porn sources have failed, gotta seek out fellow degenerates to create some.

I already searched the site with every term I could think of and out of countless thousands of profiles, only found two that were Quake-related. Not really surprising, though.

we still need more porn guys, how the fuck are we going to shill this game with no fap material

>>187572182
quake's cast is too weird for people to want to make porn of, it's not like overwatch which had pages and pages of porn before it was even released due to blizzard's endless budget and a board-designed cast of 'perfect waifus' where everyone can find the one character who has something they really like and latch on to it (legs, big asses, odd colored skin, mommy complex, etc etc.)

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-After 2 consecutive rails, Railgun "reload" is reduced by 25% until you miss

-BJ's ability returned to it's original +100% firing speed, but now his ability cooldown resets on death, starts round with max cooldown. Ability cooldown is reduced after use.

-New Anarki Passive: Silver Bullet. The Railgun will now always instagib Anarki. Only immune during post-injection speed buff.

-Nyx drops power-up during active

-Slash cannot fire weapons while using Plasma Trail

-Super Nailgun alt-fire that is similar to the Q3TA/QL Nailgun. Fires a spread of nails that ricochet off surfaces. Think of a projectile shotgun.

-Sorlag acid projectiles no longer deal impact damage

-Doomguy now has vacuum radius for armor shards. Enemies killed by Berserk drop more additional armor shards.

-Doom chainsaw reskin for Gauntlet

-Light Amplification Visor vanity for Doomguy

-Slash is now seen servicing the MVPs on the winners screen

Who's objectively the best /vg/ Quake Champions player? Would you play in a /vg/ duel tourney?

>>187572332
are you telling me people don't want lizard pussy

>>187571241
i don't main sorlag i just got done doing rune challenges.

>>187573525
its me i am and no

>>187573525
I dont know, but I would love a tourney.

Also I dont get why people say this game is dead, I always find matches extremely quickly in any mode.

>>187573838
yes

>>187573525
I'd play as long as it is at a reasonable time.

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18 players in quake 2 instagib ctf right now

>>187573978
damn

>>187576103
What is the ip?

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>its a "nobody else in the match has any sense of target priority so the stomper gets even more easy picks" episode

>>187576675
its the server with the most people right now
alternatively join a random server and type in goto txrwz

>>187576982
>q2 config is completely fucked
Well it sounds like fun but I'm too lazy to fix this shit.

>>187577345
shouldn't have overwritten your config while playing some meme mod

>>187577484
I haven't played any meme mods though, anon. Its just some old config, I haven't played q2 in like years.

so is global chat broken/disabled now?

>>187577580
In Quake Champions? No, its' just that nobody is using it.

>that guy who plays like an absolute cunt but still doesn't win

Is there anything more disgusting?

>>187577980
I'm sorry anon, I can only carry your shitter ass so hard.

>>187577980
You mean the anarkrutch main? Yeah fuck that guy

>>187577573
using q2pro or r1q2?

>>187578334
q2pro

>>187578029
>it's a nerd gets rekt by cpm players and cries about anarki episode

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>tfw no trainee nyxgf

>>187578559
>tfw no one will ever draw nyx choking on slash's balls

>>187578559
>got that choker first closed beta
>have never been able to get it again
id please

>>187578559
You mean tranny Nyxgf, because that's a certified man.

>>187578752
What is this general's obsession with making everyone a man?

>Tri-bolt
Why do we get stuck with a fucking tri-bolt instead of a grenade launcher

>>187578814
Devs are incompetent.

>professional player joining pubs instead of playing custom games with his peers

Fuck off. You're the reason these games are dead.

>>187578814
Because it's spam lol!!!111

>>187578752
>Having some manly traits is impossible in women
pleb taste detected

>>187578883
Where the good matchmaking at

>>187578883
>id refusing to implement proper matchmaking just like in quake live
id is the reason these games are dead.

>>187578810
Not everyone. Nyx however, is a tranny. The devs even gave her the same symbolic hair color as trannies for fucks sake do you need everything spelled out for you?
>>187578928
Yes, women (male).

>>187578814
>mash left mouse
>pewpewpew
>pewpewpew
>boom boom boom
>5 damage each hit
Every time. Reliably 5 damage.

What a piece of shit, I carry the starter MG over this turd launcher.

>[get 5 melee gods as anarki]
why does this game want me to meme

>>187579070
Impossible. Nyx is just a butch dyke who hides her cuntlust under a veneer of hard-assery, but would really love nothing more than to go muff diving between Slash's pale thighs. Unfortunately she doesn't yet know that Slash is packing a solid foot of masculine sausage in those orange shorts, so all her off-arena dreaming is for nil. Meanwhile, Anarki is solidly friendzoned with Slash and would bone the shit out of Nyx, but she thinks he's a retarded creep and he has no penis left anyway (given that his arm is specifically stated to be his only remaining extremity).

We're going Shakespeare level love triangle here, folks.

>>187578928
>>187579005
Just played 3 matches with MattKelly who went 50 and 0 all 3 times. This guy is literally a professional player. What satisfaction does he get in this?

>>187579496
>Nyx muff diving between Slash's pale thighs
Anon, I just finished masturbating why do you insist on doing this to me?

Melee kills in Duel now restore 1 champion.

Thoughts.

>>187566610
I landed 2/3 bolts today and got 27x2 damage. How the fuck does this even happen?
This fucking game, I can't remember a game ever having such shitty netcode and I played on 56k.

>>187579871
That's fucking retarded, anon.

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>>187579845
Because we're all in this together and have to act like it's 1873 and jerk off to our imagination before we all die of the plague.

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>out of ammo
>grab tard-bolt launcher out of desperation
>keep landing all 3 bolts
>go on a small spree

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people in this game have quality bants

>guy goes 39 - 4
>loses to an anarki who went 47 - 36

Look where your tryharding gets you. You play like an absolute cunt, get played like an absolute cunt.

http://www.planetgloom.com/gloom_gameplay_information.html
for fellow gloom patricians only

any faggot who says nyx is balanced should ask themselves one thing: in a duel if you had to pick between clutch and nyx, who would you choose?

the champ with a lame shield and a shitty gay lightning gun

or

the champ that can become invisible AND invulnerable, allowing her to escape from any situation, gain map control, steal items, or telefrag with the press of a button. oh and also her passive is the only passive in the game that directly complements the active ability, allowing her to reach any area in the map after going INVISIBLE AND FUCKING UNKILLABLE for like 5 seconds

literally what is the point of having champions at all if some of them are must-picks. fucking gay game. game sucks. gay shitty gay game gay

>>187581504
on a scale of one to futa how gay is this game, you say

>>187581504
>telefrag with the press of a button
Nyx can't stop her active short. It has to go for the entire duration.

Just give her shimmer similar to the Spy in TF2 that activates if she's shot while invisible.

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ouy guy is streaming

>>187581504
I agree with everything you just said, especially the last bit.

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>>187581868
thanks for the heads up

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>>187571271
are you talking shit about my country mate.

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1MPUL5E9

>enemy's pick
>anarki sorlag nyx
>hf

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>>187585869
this fucking tryhards man

>>187585823
?

>>187543016
as a doom 2 dm guy, that ssg reload sound makes me hard.

so how exactly is doomguy's hitbox broken

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>>187561582
this is what happens when you make too much OC during dead times
People respond to your OC with your OC, so I gotta reply with my OC, too

>>187557649
i appreciate not having you on my team

>>187586293
you shoot his huge fucking head
doesn't register
just like how sorlag used to be months ago

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>>187586151

>>187586545
I think you mean galena

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>the enemy team of randoms coordinate a 4 stack of sorlags
give me ranked please

>>187586545
why are you aiming for heads, this isn't cs
also how come I have no problems hitting enemy doomguys

Sacrifice is fun

>>187586747
>fun
interesting way of spelling dead

>>187586939
I play on aus servers and I still get sacrifice matches within 1min

>>187586620
>queue up for ranked
>enemy team is sorlag anarki nyx galena
>nyx ghostwalks on quad every single time
>anarki zipping around farming your 3 useless teammates
>sorlag saving the spit just for you and murders you every time you meet
>galena heals them constantly and camping rail 24/7 making sure none of your team can get a single rail pickup the entire game
:^)

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>>187587158
I'd be fine with that, anything is better than this.

>lore doesn't have any related chievos
thank fucking GOD
i can focus on FRAGGING

>>187587523
Haven't gotten any of his scrolls. Is he interesting or is he just kinda the designated bad guy?

I hope you enjoyed that game, ploxy

>>187587948
It was a real blast. nerf sorlag

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>>187587921
Edge Lord

>rails are a liability
>rockets are a liability
>stuck using LG if I want to actually win something

>>187587921
>failed to conquer nyxes race
>cast out of his society
>after revenge

>>187588391
> your enemy is anarki with the same magnetisation as your LG, causing your beam to bend away from him
gauntlet w+m1
it's the only thing i used for the past 3 games and i got more frags than on any previous game

>>187588060
nah dude, the other 4 sorlags were bottom fragging, stats like 3-24, 4-25
how do you explain that?

>>187588707
retard in a tank will perform worse than a trained marine on foot

>>187588707
well you can play the best Champ in the world but if you can't hit the broad side of your mum you won't get very far.

>>187546421
I dont believe you

>>187588536
I know that much. I'm curious about the details. Like was he a frontline general that cared about the soldiers under his command or did he just throw bodies at an objective until he won?

>>187588776
>>187588783
well then, the champ isn't op. if it was, noobs could get atleast middle of the pack just by using them.
maybe the player is op, not the champ

>>187588817
I can't tell you for sure but I get the picture he was frontline but ruthless
Probably like a might = right society

>>187588875
maybe but the thing is, Quake is a shooter so if you can't hit shit you can't do shit. but if you are keeping your LG on someone for a full 4 seconds while you are at full health and they still kill you with their spit ability and starting MG than something is wrong.

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Could some nice anon upload the qc comic somewhere?

>>187588875
sorlag is broken
retards will stay bad regardless of what champ they pic
by retards i mean players who stand still and crouch to shoot like that one dude i fought yesterday

>>187589016
its not the spit that kills you anon.

Fuck the lizard

*0w0 spitz on you and does a fuckton of damage over time even If you pick up a health kit it doesn't stop the effect* OOPS! Teehee don't get so close and I won't have to spit!

God damn stupid lizard! Feels good top fraggin as visor/ranger against these degenerates

>>187589835
>visor
my nigger
>just need the head for the eternal set

>>187589835
>>187589929
why play visor when doomguy exists

>>187590040
I like visors voice and hes faster

What's the best non bullshit, less popular champion to grind and learn?
Visor? Doomguy? Galena?

>>187590192
I like doomguy but apparently his hitbox is bugged
So prob ranger or visor

>>187590192
Ranger, Visor, Doomguy, BJ if you're feeling like being useless
Galena is exclusively for fags who camp teleporters
>>187590168
They both have 310 speed

>>187590247
>lol i'm losing the fight so i'll use my instakill orb on you
try again

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its not the spit that does 7000 damage, anons
hint: its the nigh-40% lg

>>187590336
wow really impressive to do this in a game where nobody is playing a small character, bet your average is 25

>>187590336
>no anarkis or nyxggers
>not even 40%
lmao